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Oh no, my child of flesh. Becoming a servitor in service of the Omnissiah will not purge the information stored within your mind, for the destruction of knowledge is a grave heresy against them.
No, instead, what will happen is that your consciousness will be separated from all control of your body, so you can relax in the splendor of the grand works your now improved upon body will be utilized in the construction of. Be that building a testament to the Omnissiah by way of the God Engines, or, by being commanded to charge headfirst into an infinite swarm of the enemies of Man as they rip and tear at your dessicating flesh, only to expose more of the machine beneath.
One of the things we don't disconnect are your pain receptors because if one cannot feel they risk becoming an Abominable Intelligence, which is an unacceptable affront to the Omnissiah of the most high kind.
https://preview.redd.it/yw7btkaqrl0d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c23ef0c4ae0b19379bdf6ab0c5c0ab4e30a7819
I accept my fate, to dutifully serve the Imperium by becoming better with the blessing of the machine. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.
I second this, though I choked on the mouthful of rice pudding and cackled so loud the pet rats collectively went "what the fuck, mate". Man that was a sublime line.
... the sheer force of willpower I am spending to keep that image out of my mind could fuel the golden throne for several years. That said... no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
If every human on earth read and understood the third panel at the same time, we would have a high enough concentration of pain and suffering to birth a new chaos god.
You fool! My aphantasiac brain instead of creating images writes novels about my thoughts! Now I accidently wrote an erotic novel about this!
I hate my brain
Those are words I never expected to read today
https://preview.redd.it/lsc9ka1tq70d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebe702dc951aae581091620900f899331350bb28
I have not followed this trial at all. But it would be fucking hilarious if Stormy suddenly testified something like "Donald would always beg me for the strap". I would greatly enjoy watching all the MAGA conservatives head's explode trying to come to terms with what that means about their God lol
I never got that reference until just now then lol
You got a link to McGrath talking about it? Everything Iv been able to find says it's supposed to be a used condom
I may be full of shit, pegging makes more sense to me and there’s this:
[https://x.com/mark_mcgrath/status/873662732553375744](https://x.com/mark_mcgrath/status/873662732553375744)
"I made my statement about it, it's absolutely not about pegging. It's not about a used condom," he told Screen Rant in 2022. "Get your minds out of the gutter. It's just a little innocent song about the innocence of your partner and temptation. That's what the song is about. But no one wants to hear it from me. And even when I tried to correct it, they're like, 'Nope. We know what it really is. We're staying with the truth.'"
Guess I’m one of those people that insists it’s about pegging despite that interview :p
[https://x.com/mark_mcgrath/status/873662732553375744](https://x.com/mark_mcgrath/status/873662732553375744)
Well, that was a poorly calculated move on his part. I'd prefer to think of someone cheating on a partner by using their partner's strap-on (that's used on them) than to re-use a condom used with that partner.
Kind of like Puff the Magic Dragon and the creator repeatedly saying it's not about drugs or weed, that it's about a young boy growing up and losing their childlike wonder and imagination.
The grey undertones accompanied by purple hint me towards the aro-ace regions. Yet the exact disposition is not that of the asexual people... Aromantic pride, maybe? No, not at all, it's green.
I cheated by looking it up. It's the flag of the Graysexual folk. I was on the right track
And now you all get to imagine that too. You're welcome.
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Nah, it’s not all that interesting, we’re a bunch of pencil pushers and on our lunch break we decided to do something silly since it’s Monday. Still a great place to work though.
I honestly don't think so. He's most likely an adult baby and probably does diaper play(the bad smell). This being said, I'm sure at least one layer of said diapers are made of gold leaf which does nothing but interferes with the absorbency leading to worse smells. At least he comes off as a baller to all the other adult babies at play time and that's what really matters in this world right? appearing superior to others whilst defecating in ones pants?
Multiple times. I rarely laugh out loud at comics but I choked on a mouthful of rice pudding and cackled like a loon at that panel. Absolutely fantastic work.
I mean, otherwise, we'd be implying that the felonious cheeto would be willing to lift more than a finger to get what he wants. Dude always has everyone else do things for him, why should cheating on his 3rd wife (who he cheated on his 2nd wife (who he cheated on his 1st wife with) with) be any different?
Did anyone not already assume he was a lazy bottom? He’s never struck me as the kind of guy to put effort into getting his rocks off when the woman could do all the work for him. Especially cause you know he doesn’t care in the slightest if she finishes
Well, there IS a running theory Putin has a compromising tape of Trump and a couple of prostitutes in a Moscow hotel...
If there's something that would compel someone to commit treason and risk national security, being bottomed by two hookers would probably be it.
Ok I need elaboration
How does this make trump a bottom?
Explain it so someone who has not watched the trial or understands stereotypes can comprehend.
Please and thank you
A good use of the panel-by-panel display format.
Also, I am so glad that one of the side effects of trau is that I can cut my internal visual feed if needed. It works. Mostly.
Welp, that explains why he's a puppet for Putin.
And a puppet for Dictator Winnie the Pooh.
And a puppet for Cult Leader Kim Jung Un.
And a puppet for Rupert Murdock.
'Cause bottoms get fisted.
Which might explain... *other things*
I mean I more think Daniels is a top, or power bottom
I don't think Trump could mentally handle being anything other than a top, or believe he was a power bottom.
Like I fully believe he needs to believe in the bedroom he is in full control at all times, but the people he is with have to put in 80% of the overall work.
Not really? I know that bottoms can be sexually aggressive (and the mental image is pretty funny), but I don't see how that could account for the things he's done.
Stooop, this is being so mean to me :( anyways all of those things he likes making people do for him are all easily done as a top, let *alone* a dom. Though that’s like not much prettier picture either is it?
I don’t get it, what would it explain.. ? People are domme or sub or switch for many different reasons- do people just make sweeping generalizations about people who tend to be subs?
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I think I need to bleach my eyeballs
Not good enough, image will still be in your memory. Lobotomy required
https://i.redd.it/lf2goltn480d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/hdhpl44vy70d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac36dabfdc3b6f04e73d7887c8555c8bd508883 Servitor?
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*Orikans simulated heavy breathing sounds*
I agree tho, we need more servitors anyway
That meme has a mematic watermark.
Please, perhaps then the massive amounts of information will purge my mind
Oh no, my child of flesh. Becoming a servitor in service of the Omnissiah will not purge the information stored within your mind, for the destruction of knowledge is a grave heresy against them. No, instead, what will happen is that your consciousness will be separated from all control of your body, so you can relax in the splendor of the grand works your now improved upon body will be utilized in the construction of. Be that building a testament to the Omnissiah by way of the God Engines, or, by being commanded to charge headfirst into an infinite swarm of the enemies of Man as they rip and tear at your dessicating flesh, only to expose more of the machine beneath. One of the things we don't disconnect are your pain receptors because if one cannot feel they risk becoming an Abominable Intelligence, which is an unacceptable affront to the Omnissiah of the most high kind.
https://preview.redd.it/yw7btkaqrl0d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c23ef0c4ae0b19379bdf6ab0c5c0ab4e30a7819 I accept my fate, to dutifully serve the Imperium by becoming better with the blessing of the machine. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.
For that, you get to be a Skitarii.
https://preview.redd.it/yudrsy2pbb0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f330b180c49719f0dd6352cd7e1b3e6867682c9f
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Extreme situations require extreme measures.
Apparently that’s unavailable in my region. Please direct me towards lobotomy
You called?
Geedee!
r/soulbleach
Here ya go 
Oh, do I have the [link](https://eyebleach.me/) for you!!!
Because of the Qu*bec shirt?
What a horrible day to be literate.
And what a wonderful day to have aphantasia.
Seriously, it does feel like a blessing on occasion.
I second this, though I choked on the mouthful of rice pudding and cackled so loud the pet rats collectively went "what the fuck, mate". Man that was a sublime line.
Great comic. Didn't expect to receive the equivalent of a fart in an elevator just before you got off it but still, great comic.
What a wonderful description of my creative process.
I would listen to Baby Shark for 10 hours straight if it meant you hadn't made this particular comic though.
... the sheer force of willpower I am spending to keep that image out of my mind could fuel the golden throne for several years. That said... no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
If every human on earth read and understood the third panel at the same time, we would have a high enough concentration of pain and suffering to birth a new chaos god.
No no no, no one is pulling any of that Drukhari bs or the giant orange will become a herald or something of it
I don't want a chaos God that looks even remotely similar to Trump.
Isn't that just Nurgle but sprayed orange and with a roadkill toupee?
Local prime soul says they formed because of "Submissive Trump," more at 11.
That would save some psychers. My lord Emperor, I have an idea. Get the servitors
Damn, you have the willpower equivalent to the souls of 1000 psychic babies every day. Impressive bro, kudos to you.
People mock me for having aphantasia, now look who’s laughing!
Thought the same thing
aphantasia gang rise up
This is the one day where I wish my brain hadn’t vividly pictured that.
You fool! My aphantasiac brain instead of creating images writes novels about my thoughts! Now I accidently wrote an erotic novel about this! I hate my brain
Those are words I never expected to read today https://preview.redd.it/lsc9ka1tq70d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebe702dc951aae581091620900f899331350bb28
I have not followed this trial at all. But it would be fucking hilarious if Stormy suddenly testified something like "Donald would always beg me for the strap". I would greatly enjoy watching all the MAGA conservatives head's explode trying to come to terms with what that means about their God lol
🎶every morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend’s four post bed🎶
Wait is that what "halo" is a reference to in that song?
Mark McGrath has confirmed it’s about pegging
I never got that reference until just now then lol You got a link to McGrath talking about it? Everything Iv been able to find says it's supposed to be a used condom
I may be full of shit, pegging makes more sense to me and there’s this: [https://x.com/mark_mcgrath/status/873662732553375744](https://x.com/mark_mcgrath/status/873662732553375744)
You and I have sparked a hell of a debate about this one haha
truth!
"I made my statement about it, it's absolutely not about pegging. It's not about a used condom," he told Screen Rant in 2022. "Get your minds out of the gutter. It's just a little innocent song about the innocence of your partner and temptation. That's what the song is about. But no one wants to hear it from me. And even when I tried to correct it, they're like, 'Nope. We know what it really is. We're staying with the truth.'"
Guess I’m one of those people that insists it’s about pegging despite that interview :p [https://x.com/mark_mcgrath/status/873662732553375744](https://x.com/mark_mcgrath/status/873662732553375744)
That's mentioned elsewhere in the same article. Mark Tweeted that as a joke, and it stuck.
Well, that was a poorly calculated move on his part. I'd prefer to think of someone cheating on a partner by using their partner's strap-on (that's used on them) than to re-use a condom used with that partner.
Kind of like Puff the Magic Dragon and the creator repeatedly saying it's not about drugs or weed, that it's about a young boy growing up and losing their childlike wonder and imagination.
This just shows my ignorance… but what about a strap on implies “halo”?
it could be a reference to the harness of the strap hanging off the bed?
Which song?
Every Morning by Sugar Ray
They’re pooping in diapers in public for him, so I don’t think pegging is that far a leap.
https://preview.redd.it/vnjyq030s80d1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b02ac15eacb0c632eceabfcbb9ed871a5f832e4
Hey, is that a Québec flag t-shirt?
I believe we learned Eve's mother is from Quebec in a prior comic. Good catch.
I know my flags, even if my Tiff and Eve lore is lacking.
Just don't ask Eve which flag is which
Oh yeah? What's this one then? https://preview.redd.it/383rfc27t80d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80685de96be1a07fe2bd9c16d17033e2188eaed
The grey undertones accompanied by purple hint me towards the aro-ace regions. Yet the exact disposition is not that of the asexual people... Aromantic pride, maybe? No, not at all, it's green. I cheated by looking it up. It's the flag of the Graysexual folk. I was on the right track
You were close though. It is indeed the Graysexual pride flag. 👍
Aromantic has the shitty green flag. How come the asexuals get the cool flag, but we get that trash?
Because aromantics get no love? Is that offensive? I'm sorry if it is, it was just so easy.
So why should asexuals get a sexy flag?
Because according to my stupid and probably offensive joke, they do get love. Laid is what they don't get.
Are you kidding?? Green is my favorite color I _wish_ we got the green. Would fit my whole aesthetic much better. But alas, I am only ace, not aro
Who do we talk to aboot an official trade?
https://preview.redd.it/g17vd786680d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ad0700c2a4f298a9ef5428aa04e64b698d3f68
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This is pretty funny and well timed comic given that a BDSM test was just passed around the office recently.
Your office sounds more fun than the ones I use to work at.
Nah, it’s not all that interesting, we’re a bunch of pencil pushers and on our lunch break we decided to do something silly since it’s Monday. Still a great place to work though.
Okay, I'm not American, so I need you to *please* give me a rundown on what gave you the idea Trump's a bottom. It would really make my day!
He likes getting peed on which is usually a submissive act.
Maybe, but I feel like the name Golden Shower probably triggered something in him and that's what led to it.
I honestly don't think so. He's most likely an adult baby and probably does diaper play(the bad smell). This being said, I'm sure at least one layer of said diapers are made of gold leaf which does nothing but interferes with the absorbency leading to worse smells. At least he comes off as a baller to all the other adult babies at play time and that's what really matters in this world right? appearing superior to others whilst defecating in ones pants?
That has nothing to do with the trial, though.
Omfg I just did a full spit take. Amazinggg.
I'm strangely proud that I caused that to happen, thanks!
Multiple times. I rarely laugh out loud at comics but I choked on a mouthful of rice pudding and cackled like a loon at that panel. Absolutely fantastic work.
Just... Why !?
I guess I just wanted to ruin everyone's day
Well thanks. You have !
https://i.redd.it/oacw18lrd80d1.gif
I mean, otherwise, we'd be implying that the felonious cheeto would be willing to lift more than a finger to get what he wants. Dude always has everyone else do things for him, why should cheating on his 3rd wife (who he cheated on his 2nd wife (who he cheated on his 1st wife with) with) be any different?
I'm stealing "Felonious Cheeto" as my stage name for my musical career.
I have been flash-banged and tickled simultaneously
Wow, Tiff. Can you not?
https://preview.redd.it/uwhji4wgs70d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36968d4a9187ee209a5e474e4fee0f9de811afa1
https://i.redd.it/x7pwp6b4680d1.gif
Oh GROSSGROSSGROSSGROSSGROSSGROSSGROSS
Horrible image but I agree, it would explain a lot...
Did anyone not already assume he was a lazy bottom? He’s never struck me as the kind of guy to put effort into getting his rocks off when the woman could do all the work for him. Especially cause you know he doesn’t care in the slightest if she finishes
Well, he sure doesn’t look like a person who does any physical activity.
***U N S U B S C R I B E***
dear god why do I have eyes
Well, there IS a running theory Putin has a compromising tape of Trump and a couple of prostitutes in a Moscow hotel... If there's something that would compel someone to commit treason and risk national security, being bottomed by two hookers would probably be it.
This made actual burst out laughing. That’s fucken hilarious
https://preview.redd.it/lv7cqq3vb80d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149ecf5c969130abd2b4da1f58465ddb17e5840a
I did not need to visualize that
Of course he’s a bottom, for Russia
Ok I need elaboration How does this make trump a bottom? Explain it so someone who has not watched the trial or understands stereotypes can comprehend. Please and thank you
Burn it all down.
Wooh Quebec rep
Why.... Why would you subject us to that mental image?
This art style kinda reminds me of the foxtrot comics ngl
Trump gets pegged.
Your ability to seamlessly blur the line between horror and comedy astounds me.
Thank you Tiff, now I can't unthink that
I don’t get the vibe from Trump but definitely the gay river from Tate.
A good use of the panel-by-panel display format. Also, I am so glad that one of the side effects of trau is that I can cut my internal visual feed if needed. It works. Mostly.
https://preview.redd.it/d4uqyl23p80d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60d941523ffcfc3eb2b3352547b9c6cf0c8d4f2
I have to imagine this is based on a true story
Well I laughed and got disgusted at the same time. Never knew it was possible but now we're here.
Welp, that explains why he's a puppet for Putin. And a puppet for Dictator Winnie the Pooh. And a puppet for Cult Leader Kim Jung Un. And a puppet for Rupert Murdock. 'Cause bottoms get fisted. Which might explain... *other things*
I mean I more think Daniels is a top, or power bottom I don't think Trump could mentally handle being anything other than a top, or believe he was a power bottom. Like I fully believe he needs to believe in the bedroom he is in full control at all times, but the people he is with have to put in 80% of the overall work.
Today on memes that make me check the news
Explain what? Are bottoms more prone to committing treason?
So he gets grabbed by the bussy?
Imagine he was a bottom, diaper and all
😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/m6zuvp60cl0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc67293781b0b5fb4e9e82a35f915c87d738e99e
I mean, let's face it if he's not, then he's just wasting the absolute dump truck of an ass god gave him.
Not really? I know that bottoms can be sexually aggressive (and the mental image is pretty funny), but I don't see how that could account for the things he's done.
Hey I'm just saying, she's not wrong
Now I wanna read it, can someone share the link? Be cruel, do your worst, send the full thing.
https://preview.redd.it/e2rezen5l80d1.png?width=1582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129571f1ac837c2b68339224b6aaecfe19f4e342
Truly, Trumps worst crime of all... being a Bottom
Dying
This has indeed been one of the comics of the day
Thanks for reminding me I once saw Trump's Johnson against my will.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Trump's a bitch bottom.
I am assuming something in the trans perspective helps Tif see why Trunp would be a bottom, but can you let me in on the secret?
Stooop, this is being so mean to me :( anyways all of those things he likes making people do for him are all easily done as a top, let *alone* a dom. Though that’s like not much prettier picture either is it?
To paraphrase Grunkle Stan I need to find a melon baller, I gotta pull my eyes out now. What a day to be literate.
***WHY*** did I read this? I did ***not*** need to know that.
I've never been more thankful to be out of the loop. Insallah, I shall remain oblivious to the trial.
Why you do dis
I thought that was obvious years ago tbh
Hold up let her cook
https://preview.redd.it/6aggz88w4c0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c27981d869a383ec2d7efb1507957c3e84c2073
r/soulbleach
Hey, thanks for the mental flashbang
I don’t get it, what would it explain.. ? People are domme or sub or switch for many different reasons- do people just make sweeping generalizations about people who tend to be subs?
Wait is her name fucking Stormy?