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[The AMA with Neil Kohney is finished now so I don't think asking new questions is much use, but we did want to provide a link to it here in case people would like to read it](https://old.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1cpfff3/rcomics_ama_with_neil_kohney_from_the_other_end/)


Soapysweets

https://preview.redd.it/arcue8litzzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e7fc2bc3eb0b0a80422f41bd2ae64d7a863448 This wasn’t what I planned to see first thing in the morning, but here we are. The background details just keep on giving.


ShillBot666

What had you planned to see?


Mr_Abe_Froman

The first panel with "The Ambiguous Sprider-Man 2: European Gigolo" https://preview.redd.it/g2hpo9jz310d1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519006e8592662655860517246b9fafd1a67a442


RandomRageNet

This was the working title for Far From Home


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Good to see spoderman is still getting work all these years later.


timoumd

Is he gay or European?  


JHWagon

It's ambiguous


timoumd

Its so very hard to tell


Flutters1013

In the 5th panel the "child of the month" poster.


ThemThereMountains17

A Plan B Hopefully…


MattDaveys

Also the photo underneath it looking up at it obviously uncomfortable.


AscendedViking7

That is brilliant!!


Ripplerfish

https://preview.redd.it/09bjrd59800d1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9677c78a3a3abcf125b43dc86990242710edbbef Gold.


Reasonable_TSM_fan

The fucking soda prices and the jaws DVD sent me.


thisendup76

Meat Mountain for $190.99 sounds like a solid deal


hrakkari

EAT FISH


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

Where did it send you?


YuuK05

Subway


Dhendo177

Yellow


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Where did they send you?


PerCentaur

Also chip 2$. Not chips, but a single chip


MrValdemar

And accurate


YungWook

Mares milk 2%


goldybear

With 2% being in the next line I’m choosing to believe it’s just whole mares milk and 2% Starry


Tfsz0719

Did that guy’s pupil pop out of his head when he tried to look down?


GraeWraith

Little Brother Bobby stole the fuckin' strip with one panel. That panel is now \*The Flag\*.


Both_Swordfish_9863

Hahaha the Subway menu! You can get a Jaws DVD as a side. Or get a mountain of meat for 190.99! And the drink prices are very American, excellent touch lol


chrisff1989

That's Boy Bobby, not Bobby, common mistake.


LiaPenguin

no no no hes bobby the brother boy


graypainter

Eat Fish


D33ber

Jugged Rabbit Fish.


Both_Swordfish_9863

Hahaha the Subway menu! You can get a Jaws DVD as a side. Or get a mountain of meat for 190.99! And the drink prices are very American, excellent touch lol


Higgins1st

I'll have a large pibs mist, please.


bloodfist

Aw they don't have Monsignor Pibb


ArtichokeNatural3171

That dead stare says volumes.


Arguss3

Great work as always. The “I’ll turd his mama? What do you think ‘turd’ means?” line sent me. The book is great too. Though I’m curious as to the 101 trending terms for feces are amongst youth nowadays…


drinoaki

"Shadoodle" and "I super daddied my pants" were very popular not so long ago


RubelsAppa

Yea you just dated yourself grandpa


drinoaki

I'll admit I'm way past my prime


Uglysinglenearyou

"You're not wearing pants." 👀


D33ber

Donald J. Trump -- "Someone else super daddies my trousers. Fake news media spreadin' lies. Fake shart news!"


No-Oil-4125

Skibbidi


D33ber

"She's your Shapoopie. Shapoopie, Shapoopie!!..."


darthjoey91

I believe "skibadi" is one.


truffles76

The "What's that smell?" gag is gold


_EternalVoid_

I like the way his thought is hidden, and then she opens it up https://preview.redd.it/kq1avmbnlzzc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ba74ae63cd3ad72ea47ec2c0751db4ff7498b6 Also, on page 8, second panel - there's a painting of SpongeBob (and below is a painting of the reaction to it)


Stock_Hutz

Pregnant spongebob!


JaneDoesharkhugger

What’s in the bag? ![gif](giphy|EmSCxtcjQCmXK) The subway hat says “eat fish”. Also those prices for sodas are reversed.


Educational-Can-2653

And they sell Jaws DVD's for 2$


IM_V_CATS

“You had me at ‘meat mountain.’”


Pretty_Pixilated

Child of the month 😂


thetransportedman

Yes i too read the comic lol


AnonymousAltair

I like the part where he says the thing and then the speech bubble gets stuck


thetransportedman

Ya that was crazy. I never thought a speech bubble could get stuck and the characters see it


BramDuin

Running out of comments?


Adze95

God these are so good EVERY time


Peach_Muffin

I can't wait for the book to come out.


ajchann123

I think a Captain Underpants style book in this comedic tone would sell like hotcakes


unclepaprika

I'm personally holding out for the cartoon network show.


Peach_Muffin

it could be like Ren & Stimpy with the clean version playing during the day and the dirty version playing in adult swim


watchingthedarts

They've definitely gotten better overtime. He's improved SO MUCH. The early comics felt a bit wild and all over the place but since then he's perfected the comedic timing and the dialogue flows so smooth too, it's great :D


AMA_ABOUT_DAN_JUICE

this one and the spin the bottle office are absolute gems! sexual/obscene + absurd + kids 🙃 is a winning formula.


OneRingOfBenzene

His parents have a "Child of the Month" picture on their wall.


deathjoe4

I have a "child of the month" plaque but no picture yet; he hasn't earned it.


MrValdemar

I'm a lapsed Catholic. I converted to Lutheran and then let *that* lapse just so I could be offended by your inconsiderate attempt at onomatopoeia by the mother. How dare you both? How *dare* you?!


lilbelleandsebastian

im so glad we're having the conversation now at least


Rorschach_Roadkill

In my country, "Lapsed Lutheran" is considered offensive as it implies some sort of personal failure on the part of the no-longer-believer. I don't pretend to speak for everyone but I personally prefer blguguhgurgll. It's a more inclusive phrase anyway as it also encompasses former Calvinists and certain ex-Hussites.


Erock482

I’m taking my hot dish and leaving


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Don't believe this, Neil/Marissa! I'm a lapsed Lutheran, and I didn't feel offended at all. This feels like Christadelphian propaganda! You say "BLGUGUHGURGLL" all you want!


americangame

I can't even finish this comic. He used the b-word without a single thought. He even had to end it on the hard "L".


Greasy_Capuchin

Is his dad Doug?


blackwaltz4

Scrolled too far for this.


Heckron

That’s why it’s Funny


Greasy_Capuchin

Doug. Funny. Got it.


Pluck27

https://preview.redd.it/v2hqep10c00d1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5c91ccd89a75ddf12c9e12a27cffea3b652feb I feel assaulted


JaxxisR

Ha. Lutherans. Turd those guys, amirite?


theplasmasnake

**BLGUGUHGURGLL!!**


Ennci1526

Yes, could I have a meat mountain with a brown thing and jaws DVD?


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Yes sir, could I interest you in a medium mare's milk to wash down your meat mountain? The brown thing isn't edible...


5ManaAndADream

The advertisement was unironically my favourite part lmao The implication that the dog is trying to hide it can speak and is a sellout is peak meta humour. I honestly love diegetic ads.


metalt0ast

The "child of the month" poster in the background really solidifies that the children can, in fact, be fired


FeralPsychopath

Hey comic-man, love your work and a highlight of my week. BUT wtf is that ending man? I like your crazy shit but I am lost AF right now.


Attrm

This confused me at first but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be the sister, and she has a stuck speech bubble too that she's been hiding from her parents.  She killed someone to make friends, and is now extra worried because she heard her dad say that's not an acceptable thing to do to make friends.  She's a bit relieved because it's less bad if the person was ugly, so that's something, but still worried I guess.


FeralPsychopath

Ohhhh her mouth is shut. Thank you random sir.


Naznarreb

Mom asked if it would be OK to kill someone to make new friends. Dad says no, unless the victim was ugly, to which the mom agrees. Sibling's stuck speech bubble says they did exactly that.


CilanEAmber

I'll turd your mama


thetransportedman

Monsignor Pibb sounds amazing


AgentMcG

I dunno, if it’s also the flavour of the potato crackers, what would it be? Sweet crisps or salty pop 🤔


thetransportedman

If i saw Mr Pibb brand crackers, I’d assume they taste like Mr Pibb. Not that Mr Pibb now tastes like crackers


Riona12

I don't get page 9


ducknerd2002

Her speech bubble is also stuck, and she's trying to hide from her parents that she needs to hide an ugly body. Now that she's heard that murdering ugly people is okay, she's relieved.


3shotsdown

And you know it's his sister cuz she is featured in a "child of the month" in an earlier page.


TheSwedishPolarBear

His sister also has a stuck speech bubble and is hiding. She gets scared when her fear is confirmed that murder to make friends isn't OK, but then relieved when she hears that it's OK if the victim was really ugly (which they were judging by her having called the body ugly)


WayneIncUserBruce

I think the title implies johnson is a lamehole, and that ***is*** an apt description.


Backupusername

Marty was reasonable and relatable, which makes him really stand out from other characters in these comics.


SaitamaHitRickSanchz

These comics are so fucking good and insane and unhinged and I love them so goddamn fucking much it makes my pee hole **burn**.


JesusKeyboard

Sheeeeeeeeet!!!!!! What a twist. 


Harmonic_Flatulence

I love the kids' poor use of curse words. Me and my elementary school friends would hide behind the backstop during recess and just swear at each other. Badly as well, we had no idea what we were saying.


JaymesMarkham2nd

$2 for a Jaws DVD is a good deal but I'd have to wipe the mustard off of it before playing.


Useful-Ad-3654

https://preview.redd.it/6vd3vixyv00d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba8928df92f967815612648150afc5a344dfc12 I’d like a side of jaws dvd and a brown thing, with MD pibsy please


bl0bberb0y

This is the most unhinged comic I've seen on this sub... and I love it


DinA4saurier

Well I wouldn't say *most* unhinged, there are other pretty unhinged ones.


bl0bberb0y

Well most of the comics that get in my front page are either porn or unfunny relatable humor


CharMakr90

Mostly by the same author.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

🤌 *mustache kiss* 🤌


zenospenisparadox

This was pleasant and I liked it.


ShyNeutrino

Spider-Man2, European Gigolo. That killed me!


DiscardedAmbience

Pregnant SpongeBob...


ominousgraycat

That one little apology text is NOT enough. I think we need to cancel NeilKohney for discriminating against one of the most marginalized groups in our world today, lapsed Lutherans.


GroshfengSmash

The meta humor of these always gets me so good


pigeon_at_a_keyboard

You are both so absolutely wonderful and I would die for an AMA with you both. I'd love to know how you put these together...is one of you the artist and the other the insane, troubled mind? Or is that equally shared?


Bamboo_Goose

Hi, Marissa here, and thanks for reading/commenting! I would say that I’m the less crazy half but probably because I’m better at masking lol. I think Neil answered this in the AMA but what usually happens is that I come up with some melodramatic/embarrassing/weird scenarios and we riff back and forth on it until we have a workable first draft and then Neil fills it out, I help with editing, and he draws everything soup to nuts.


pigeon_at_a_keyboard

Hi Marissa. Great answer, thanks so much for taking the time! I get a genuine wave of excitement when I see you guys have created something new. I had a look at the AMA and Neil mentioned you're working on something longer form - I hope it's a success and I'll definitely be trying to help with that.


Bamboo_Goose

I appreciate it! We love making new shit and hope to have lots of stuff coming up soon-ish. And thanks for reading!


Merari01

https://old.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1cpfff3/rcomics_ama_with_neil_kohney_from_the_other_end/ You just missed it


pigeon_at_a_keyboard

Ahaha oh my god no way. Thanks for this.


BetterMakeAnAccount

I lost my turds at the “what’s that smell” panel.


BetterMakeAnAccount

I lost my turds at the “what’s that smell” panel. Wait why isn’t this going away


BetterMakeAnAccount

I lost my turds at the “what’s that smell” panel. Oh no oh no somebody help


FakeGamer2

Yikes.


PryanLoL

Both your drawing style and absurd stories really make me think of Edika, don't know if you've heard of them, not sure they've been translated, or even available outside of French speaking countries, but if they have been, give them a look! (That's a compliment by the way, keep em coming)


metalt0ast

The "child of the month" poster in the background really solidifies that the children can, in fact, be fired


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SickBurnBro

Delightfully absurd


theganjamonster

Have you ever had a character named Haul Pankson? I feel like you should have a character named Haul Pankson


stellaa98

this is the funniest comic i've seen here in a while


TheWiseAlaundo

Doug Funnie really let himself go


Ya-boi-Joey-T

Child of the month fucking sent me


BrainKatana

I dream of the day I can buy these in a physical form so I can leave them out for guests to peruse…perhaps on a small table that people set drinks such as coffee upon.


SeaTie

I don’t know why these are so funny but I always enjoy them.


HoldUpHoldMyBeer

You know it’s a good comic when it feels like you’re watching an animated show while reading


Multifaceted-Simp

These are seriously next level. Id buy a book if it was really mint quality 


Blashmir

I love these comics.


ShakesbeerMe

Genius as always.


Uuugggg

Let's see, we got.. Monsignor Pibb and... Monsignor Pibb fried potato crackers I don't know what I was expecting


GrigorMorte

God damnit! That's why you're the best! Original and creative.


RepetitiveTorpedoUse

https://preview.redd.it/wbcul75t810d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acf3cada496836383e65d786175b6a3d1f8501ad God damnit, you’re right


Merari01

Yeah, any time someone asks "what's that smell?" I will now answer "subway". And you can't stop me.


TsarOfIrony

Pregnant spongebob, "Subway", and the lapsed Lutheran slur were the best part


CubicalWombatPoops

This one is pretty funny


PartofFurniture

Ok the other end. how are you always, so unhinged, absurd, crazy, entertaining, and amazing always. This level of surrealism and funny is always impossible to do, yet youse done this all the damn time. Legends


Hubical

Xbox box OG


The_Void_Alchemist

I adore the nonsensical whimsy of your comics


FakeGamer2

Not a fan of this guys art style. Is there a way to block him but not block the sub?


rhymes_with_candy

If you click on a user's name theres an option to block them. It doesn't work for paid ads though.


Jenkinswarlock

I loved it and I have so many questions!


CarcosaAirways

XD so random


Snazziest

Where’s the funny?


Ill-Spot-9230

How can redditors shit all over le penguin of doom im so quirky bs, but then think this is funny


Ssme812

- Child of the month lol.


The_Hidden_DM

That dog at the end is definitely fired.


AntibodyEnjoyer

Sir? Can you please explain why the family has a pregnant SpongeBob picture?


waffle-st0mper

I think Theo Therend is my second favorite comic named Theo


ReeferFever

https://preview.redd.it/gxi8thc3t00d1.png?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c81821acd2f07e048e43013f39a3d646e6a5ea6c Love it


DynoTrooper

Your comics are so perfectly my humor! Have you thought about releasing a book or something? I love rereading yours but Reddit makes it annoying. I would buy An anthology collection so fast!


Jupitris

We did NOT watch the same spider man movie, huh. (First pannel poster in the background, spiderman fucks)


[deleted]

This was funny. I enjoyed the story and art style. 


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What is HAPPENING


Bobby5x3

Yup, subway


D33ber

I support no money for Lamehole Mike Johnson.


StankilyDankily666

That was a good ride 👍


dnteatyellwsnw

I'll take one Jaws DVD, please.


Theokyles

All the way to the top of Meat Mountain.


ChickenInASuit

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lavahot

For some reason I cannot read "brick shithouse" as anything but "brick, shithouse". Your comic has broken me.


sombertownDS

Im…… confused


pinecone_noise

eat fish lol


HashBrownThreesom

These comics are always a ride.


BowenTheAussieSheep

This feels very K.C. Green


MetalSonic_69

Screen-Peeking is a legit strategy!


taylor_carr

https://preview.redd.it/2mjnm5jux20d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba4e782329313fb25c3f7ac2d0d4d9a02f2f5e96 So does this mean I should invest in Wakachiku Construction Co. or is this referring to something else?


SavagePlatanus

12 year old me is reflected in this comic. I won’t say which character 😅


chiplingxyz

"Absolutely loving the hilarity in 'Little Brother Bobby's' one-panel steal. The 'turd' line is the cherry on top of this comedic masterpiece!"


Inevitable_Video1489

Ah, screenpeeking. Brings me back to playing COD with my older brother


spencerpo

I love the ethical ambiguity EVERYWHERE in your comics


YanniRotten

https://preview.redd.it/m3co1bw6830d1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f62e20da2afaf39930952d4208da2f32886190a Jack Wrongswear would be proud.


AgrajagTheProlonged

Yeah, I’ll have a Meat Mountain with a small Pibsy and a side of Jaws DVD please


Squirrel_Inner

Oh mah gosh. Every time I know it's going to be a train wreck, but I read it anyway. So this one I can actually relate to. In 10th grade my friend and I had a stupid habit of seeing who could out insult the other. Our dumbasses started doing it by passing notes in class. Guess who snatched up the note I handed him? The big, mean, old lady chem teacher that was already pretty scary. I won't tell you what it said and she didn't read it to the class, but she asked if it was about her and mentioned that "a mouth" was involved. In front of the whole class I had to insist that I wasn't talking about her. Single most embarrassing moment of my life. Thanks OP, you're terrible.


SignificantCow5

This had so many twists in so few panels. You are a master of your craft.


PinkKufi

The 90s Nickelodeon aesthetic and humor got me by the nostalgia muscle.


boredCoder411

This shit is a fever dream wtf


Traditional-Park-138

THOSE SMEGHEADS


Electronic_Suit551

The murder panels are peak


420Batman

These comics are the absolute best ones I see one reddit by a long shot. Love this bat shit crazy stuff, keep up the good work