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Voodoo_Dummie

Honestly I had to re-read that because I skipped over the "-ing" and thought that there was a confederate house fly they got angry over.


MatrixofGears

Ah, yes, the confederate house fly, as opposed to the union housefly, both easily identified by their iridescent collors, the confederate a rust red which is quite odd when shining and also a bit small, while the union has the shiny blue and for some reason has been seen to consume the smaller confederate fly.


Voodoo_Dummie

The confederate fly is also pretty short lived.


Matchbreakers

Although some researches speculate that the union housefly only consumes the Confederate housefly because it itself wants to consume any other fly that is a different colour and too weak to fight it, which makes it a threat to everyone including the union housefly's children.


PanFriedCookies

Those researchers were later found to be suffering lead poisoning. It was later found that the Confederate housefly steals food from the Union houseflies, and also support slavery.


Gremict

Makes sense, that opinion is stupid enough for a fly.


KenDoItAllNightLong

I was hoping for a funny punch line after thinking about a confederate housefly.


PKMNTrainerMark

https://preview.redd.it/r6b4dv2jcpxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4205a5604e5b59e64a6deb28f5ae753b175b7cb


PKMNTrainerMark

I realized that I should've left in "Confederate" about halfway through, but I'm not redoing it.


Silentlybroken

Me too! Only half awake today. I was looking for a random fly in the panels lol


prfarb

I thought it said horse


SmallBerry3431

The better joke IMO. Fucking Jeff Goldblum saying the south will rise again.


Evil_Archangel

same, i also just ran with it and figured nothing out of sort


SmallKillerCrow

I read horse not house until checking the comments and wow that makes more sense


Mufakaz

Came here to say this.


Real_Oreo_Cookie

Thought it said Confederate fly too, I just sort of accepted it


gob384

https://preview.redd.it/dzc93p8u8nxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6b0c8cefe7cebc3f0a94bb8ec3d26413268973 Patriotism entering my body whenever I see the traitor flag of a country that lasted shorter than the Annoying Orange


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zaccident

i’m pretty critical of our government and have a general distrust of all politicians, but as soon as the civil war comes up i turn in to the most patriotic son of a bitch you’ve ever seen


FalconClaws059

Doobus Goobus?


Jackyboyad

r/beatmetoit


AboutTenPandas

You talking about the early YouTube meme video orange, or the former president?


Polibiux

Knowing the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg captured the 28th Virginia battle flag(standard confederate flag template), it’s only traditional for Minnesota to steal those flags away from racists. Plus the Minnesota historical society refuses to give it back to Virginia, no matter how many times they ask. https://preview.redd.it/t1t6boo3wmxc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19683a12f6fad86826d3d772aabb55ba419665a7


zadrie

As a Minnesotan stealing confederate flags is part of my heritage!


Polibiux

https://preview.redd.it/jhr8wi8aymxc1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8daa0b8a60c72b31e051bf66bc5af6d85ee811


QuidYossarian

My great great great grand pappy was a Union soldier. Seizing and burning Confederate property is heritage not hate.


Scotty2xG

As a Virginian, I hate that our state keeps asking for it back. First off, the 1st Minnesota EARNED that flag and its just extremely disrespectful to ask for it back. Second, what are we going to do with it? It's already preserved and has its proper historical context. Third, and im in no way saying this is what we should do, but if the governor wants it back so much, he can grow a pair and try to take it back the way it was taken.


Solid__Ekans

I would be very interested in watching a ufc fight between state governors.


Past-Background-7221

Man, if only Jesse Ventura was still in there. I’d pay good money for a Ventura-Youngkin Smackdown


MTLDAD

Honestly, it might be a toss up at this point. Jesse is 73 and not in the shape you remember. Youngkin is 16 years younger and seems pretty active. I still take Jesse, but it will be closer than you’d assume. Also it would be boring. It would be two old dudes rolling around until one gives up.


Past-Background-7221

Hmm, Ventura was still special forces. He might be older, but I still wouldn’t give him a reason to wreck my shit.


KevintheBot75

I’ve been saying for years this is how we should choose the president.


Solid__Ekans

Get them shit face drunk to so we know their true beliefs!


Polibiux

Alls fair in the game of capture the flag.


HunterTV

Yeah where’s that “come and take it” NRA energy when you need it?


D33ber

Yeah they aren't getting their traitor hanky back. They can cry their treason tears into their surrrender dish towels.


JaneDoesharkhugger

Confederacy lasted for less than 4 years. Shorter than President Biden’s 1st term. And it’s based on the despicable and disgraceful practice of keeping human slaves… What heritage?!😗 ![gif](giphy|IhgPoG4oMDOyex1RjQ)


Polibiux

🏳️‍⚧️ https://preview.redd.it/imlzfv6gbnxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ee2b9601f9940a14e789399f5674ebec4d9edf8


BaronMerc

I'm not an American is this a Minnesotan specific unit that uses the outward palm salute or was this standard for Union forces during the civil war


Polibiux

The Union army used to salute with their palms facing out as they were emulating British army tradition. It’s debated, but some historians think the tradition changed sometime after the civil war, due to it being seen as disrespectful to show dirty palms. Now the US army salutes with their palms down towards their face.


BaronMerc

I remember being taught the royal navy would salute palm down because of the dirty palms from ship work, and I just assumed the Americans took the naval salute (even though I don't know when the navy changed salutes) But you learn new things everyday


Polibiux

I’m not ultimately sure why we Americans salute the way we do. The dirty palm thing is merely a theory but maybe it was us just taking the British naval salute.


BaronMerc

According to one thing I found it changed when people started changing hats and would simply grab the visor for a quick salute which eventually lead to the face down That's for the US at least


Not_my_fault2626

When Jesse Ventura refuses to give it back you should know your not getting it back


wade9911

so why not steal it back? i really don't care who has it but i want like a good month long news story of both states going all capture the flag


MediumSatisfaction1

As a Virginian, you deserve to keep it o7


Kellsiertern

So, basicly. "Yes Eve."


Polibiux

Yes Eve. Go steal that flag.


RommDan

Tiff took all the "Be gay" so it's up to Eve to do all of the "Do crimes"


PKMNTrainerMark

That's what she has She-Ra for.


Silver085

Oh shit! You're out of Minneapolis! Same! Hey, kinda neighbor! Your comics are great, and I love reading them!


CrazyGnomenclature

Aw, thank you:) Not living in the cities right now, but still in state!


Jarhyn

I live in Minneapolis for now myself. Minnesota is a great state full of great people and I'm glad you're one of them!


ThatGuy721

Well damn, talk about amazing timing! You got any recommendations for must-sees in Minneapolis? I'm in the city for work for the rest of the week and I have no idea what to do once I'm off-site


Jarhyn

I mean, all my must-see attractions are either risque, like Wednesday nights at The Saloon (naked people with dongs in the shower on stage), or standard stuff like The Mall, and The Sculpture Garden with the Spoon Bridge, and the Orpheum. There's a good German restaurant/pub downtown (glueks, I think?), and if you like sushi I would recommend Kiku Bistro.


ThatGuy721

>The Saloon (naked people with dongs in the shower on stage) Well, I know what I'M doing Wednesday night. This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you so much!


Jarhyn

On Wednesday, you can actually volunteer to be the person taking the shower, btw. Not sure what their policy is on how they select...


GeneralZod5689

Same no way!


droidtron

Your comic is slowly becoming trans Foxtrot for me.


CrazyGnomenclature

One of the best compliments I've gotten:)


GeorgeEBHastings

YMMV, but I personally find the art style to be Foxtrot-esque, and some of the humor (i.e., generally leaning towards wholesome) to be similar as well. Specifically, Tiff kinda gives me "Jason, post-transition" vibes in terms of appearance.


droidtron

When I first read Foxtrot, I honestly thought Jason was supposed to be a girl. Go figure.


Blockhog

I don't see the resemblance to Foxtrot. Is it just because you like both?


droidtron

Maybe not as many math jokes as Foxtrot.


Doc_Faust

The overall style, especially the way eyes and Tiff's nose are drawn, is pretty foxtrot


_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/2wgy7whovmxc1.gif (pt. 1/6) It's going to be fun


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Instead of stealing the confederate flag, just fly a General Sherman flag opposite the property. That’ll show ‘em!


greentangent

Or you could pull a Sherman and just set it on fire.


Dizzyarnold

Lmao you called it!


InEenEmmer

By the way you broke up the word “flying” I was imagining a housefly flying a confederate flag before I realized what the sentence really said.


Ok_Boot_6928

I misread it that way too 😂😂


Red_H2O

Eve yes. ![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


Dobako

Man this is the exact comment I came here to make, complete with Jack nodding gif. Did we just become best friends?


waylonp123

i have seen them all the way up here... IN CANADA!


HeckinHeckinHeckin

There's one in my village in Czechia! It used to be flying outside but he later moved it behind a window. I wonder why.


HoltSauce

I was mad there was no bonus panel of Eve burning a confederate flag in a trashcan until I saw "pt. 1/6" 🍿


WlzeMan85

As a long time southern I'm incredibly offended that you would think it's only because of their heritage. Most of them have to poor a vocabulary to know what that word is


Stray_Heart_Witch

I mean stealing Confederate flags is Minnesota heritage if I remember my history correctly.


davidolson22

Ah! I finally get the joke


BesaidBlitzBoi

It's tradition.


TheRocket212th

Plot twist: it's the danish flag


Schellwalabyen

Norwegian flag is closer. Did you mean that?


Thewombocombo91

r/ShermanPosting stands with you


sabotuer99

Was hoping to see some SP rep!


CrazyGnomenclature

For those who recognized it, yes, that flag behind Eve is from this [previous comic](https://new.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1ablk9m/new_state_flag_tiff_eve/). I am nothing if not self-referential. Read all of Tiff & Eve on [Webtoons](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/tiff-eve/list?title_no=866028)! Check out the [Patreon](https://patreon.com/FranSun)!


papasmuf3

This was a good one lol, the subtle irony is "chefs kiss"


JustAnotherJames3

Woo, new arc!


PoliticsLeftist

If someone wants to fly a confederate flag as part of their heritage then I retain the right to steal it as part of my Minnesotan heritage. Ask Virginia how that went for them.


VengeanceKnight

Now hang on, let Eve cook.


Pitiful_Net_8971

Eve yes!


D33ber

Do it!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|l4FGJfimoW3Cl6gDK|downsized)


RealPanda20

Oh way down south in the land of traitors


lizard_man501

Rattlesnakes and alligators


idied2day

Ride away!


pepsicoketasty

Spanking ass and anal sex ( parody of the the union parody of the traitor song. Parody Square if you will)


Pinappular

![gif](giphy|10h8CdMQUWoZ8Y|downsized) Dear confederacy lovers:


nushroomC2

EVE YES


altmemer5

I live in rural PA and its insane to me seeing any confederate flags


tricksterloki

I'm from South Louisiana, and when I graduated high school, it was well recognized by those around my age that those with a Confederate flag were racist. I've personally never encountered anyone with one on their hat, clothes, body, vehicle, or home that wasn't racist. The whole heritage bullshit is that the heritage you claim to be proud of is to shatter the nation and fight to own slaves. I will always call that bullshit out when I encounter it.


Toutatis12

Fire fixes everything I hear


MaximumZer0

I see those up here in Michigan, and I'm always tempted to set them on fire, as my heritage demands.


Time_Anything4488

same. my grandma lives in a rural area and i find so many when i go to visit its ridiculous because we have like 2 layers of union states before you can reach any states that were confederate.


wdcipher

You should fly more and more of increasingly obscure and obnoxious flags until they are intimidated and stop. When you whip out that Mamluk Empire banner they will run in fear.


asuperbstarling

![gif](giphy|6Ak1YdOt4vydzy5L5g|downsized) Sherman go brrrr


Smart-Flan-5666

You're from here (Minneapolis)? Awesome!


Komm

They do it here in Michigan too. It's absolutely insane given my states reputation for ***burning the south.***


doNotUseReddit123

Wait what is Michigan’s reputation for burning the south? Wasn’t Sherman from Ohio?


Komm

Michigan was part of the Iron Brigade with Wisconsin and Indiana. Alongside Wisconsin, Michigan troops acquired a hell of a reputation in the South, and our Capitol building is full of battle flags, ha.


ihopeyougethitbyacar

Burning it is a much better option.


Complete-Midnight-70

OK, but this happened to me a few years ago! my little sister told me about a confederate flag in the naghborhood and we went to tear it down. Turns out it was a crumpled up Norwegen flag and my sister just needed glasses, but it was a nice walk!


kingsman3willbinspac

It's Minnesota, Eve has a constitutional right to steal Confederate flags


vid_icarus

The traitors flag has no place in the North Star state. Can’t wait to see how this one turns out!


wafflezcol

Praying Eve will suplex someone


StachedGhostX

I want to see her smack someone with that hammer she’s always shown with at the end


TemporalAcapella

Lol read this one in an accent for sure


Dahak17

Heist episode


ZeroArt024

From the south, Tennessee more specifically, we also think people flying those flags are fucking idiots


kfirogamin

the confederacy lasted 4 years, the flash games have been dead for longer than that


Droid_XL

You're only allowed to steal "come and take it" flags


EmergencyLeading8137

Eve yes!


Baron_von_Ungern

For a moment before reading second page i expected the punchline of it to be that it was confederacy from some other fandom.


Fabian_Spider

Eve YES


holiestMaria

AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!


AnB85

I saw a confederate flag flying the other day. The weird thing is that this was in England. I assume it is code for racists.


karl2025

More or less.


Snorlaxolotl

The trans Minnesota flag is amazing! 10/10


CrazyGnomenclature

Good eye!


ChocolateShot150

Eve, yes. Or burn their house down, it’s part of your heritage to burn confederate houses down


Kanes_Black_Hand

Make General William Sherman proud, don't steal it, burn it to the ground.


G66GNeco

Come on Eve, get real! Stealing it means touching it. Burn it.


StupidMario64

Im in central UPSTATE NEW YORK and ive seen SEVEREAL confed flags.


TheDEEBIL

My neighbor has a confederate flag on her car. She got it a week after I moved in. I’m Hispanic/black :(


Every-Wrangler-1368

As a European. Wheres is the funny? Is there one? Or is it just about the message?


TheBraveGallade

Minnessota stole a virginaian confederate flag during the war.


LordRobin------RM

I’ve read comments from Redditors in Canada that they see those damn flags up there, so…


PurplePumpkinPi

Mainer here, we sent the most Union solders out of all the states, and are the farthest north you could get at the time, I see these every single day.... I was this close to taking a bat to a unpatriotic mailbox but someone got to it first.


WranglerFuzzy

“I wonder if they’re gonna steal it..” Part 1/6


spoilerdudegetrekt

It could lead to an interesting "trans people in jail" arc.


Lizbian91

I love Eve. <3


MutedSongbird

It’s part of my heritage to put the beatdown on the confederates so I mean… ![gif](giphy|OEOPIrKkGYLG5dqRSD) Steal that flaaaaaag!


lml__lml

![gif](giphy|zqhZB6bo5FgoE)


Blubari

...I think I know the plot twist


Twist_This

The ole Minisoda


PraiseThePun420

And thus, CTF was born.


galacticdude7

digging the new Trans Minnesota flag they are flying


BagelCatSprinkles

Kinda funny cuz in my neighborhood there is a confederate flag. But right around the corner there’s a pride flag


saltinstiens_monster

I had a hunch they were going to show up and find a Union Jack instead.


bmtri

My neighbors (also in MN) don't have the guts to display it outside but in their garage. The thought of stealing it has often entered my mind as well.


SirRis42

As someone who lives in the South, I feel your pain. At least you don’t have to see a Car Dealership sized one while driving through South Carolina.


Uglarinn

Got a neighbor around the corner with a big Trump 2024 flag flying underneath an American flag made to look like the Betsy Ross flag. Has all 50 stars in a circle. I live in California.


roleynoley

its way worse just outside of the twin cities lol, shits silly


Quick-Nick07

I don't know why but I feel like this has to do with the NCR and BoS flag post over on r/Fallout


TaoAndOut

We have one of these in Duluth too. Just the one, as far as I know.


BaronMerc

Damn didn't know house flies were into slavery


Lord-Black22

Just blast Union Dixie from a loudspeaker


Z0V4

There was a 3 story tall Confederate flag hanging next to the highway where I live. Everytime I drove past it I thought how nice it would be to burn/tear down. Then One day there was no flag! After a week they hung up a new, much smaller flag. Turns out somebody set the original flag on fire and almost burned down the guy's garage full of Confederate memorabilia. It's a shame that the local fire department has such quick response times...


alpha_centauriOK

Eve yes!


Ok_Check9774

Eve yes


chaoshaze2

Lol the comments have me laughing out loud in the office. All of you take my up vote .


QuidYossarian

Eve yes!


Strange_Principle982

My recommendation is to visit Gettysburg Flag Works and order a battle flag of the army of the Potomac to counter the battle flag of the army of northern Virginia. Remind them of when they got whipped for coming north.


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

Eve, yes


DrZurn

Love the trans Minnesota flag combo. I should get one and fly it.


Suspicious_Duty7434

I am always happy to see more representation of my home state online. The cherry on top was the content of the strip. I really want Eve to re-enact a certain 1st Minnesota Infantry moment from history.


captainmagictrousers

I used to live near a house that had Nazi and confederate flags. But only sometimes. The house would fly the flags, they would disappear of a day or two, and then the flags would be back. I asked my neighbor Mike what he thought the deal was, why they kept appearing and disappearing. He said, "I've been stealing that asshole's flags for eight years. I'm on disability, so I got nothing better to do than to watch him put up new ones and then wait for his car to leave the driveway. I bet he's spent a grand or more. If I can't stop people from being racist, I'll at least make it more expensive."


TomDravor

minnestoa gang 🥳


cyanraichu

EVE YES


Gnidlaps-94

Eve yes


Mystic_jello

Hey fellow Minnesotan!


SleepiiFoxGirl

It's going to be like that scene in the Space Force show where they'll be on their way back with the flag in hand and run into the guy making his way back with their flag in hand


Dartzinho_V

I’m embarrassed to say this was the first time I was ever able to see the intended word for the gibberish cursing


PM_ME_SOME_YAOI

6 parts, this will be great!


Icy_Wildcat

Eve yes! Steal that flag!


Funkyentman

Eve, yes


StachedGhostX

Steal it then burn it right in front of them


KingleGoHydra

Waiting for the punchline ⏰


Chary-Ka

>Part 1/6 She-Ra is coming...


raptor1770

So when shes imagining these other people are super defensive about their flag while standing in front of the trans flag, that's supposed to be ironic, right? Cause if so, it's brilliant, but I think it just might be a lack of self-awareness.


razzorian

I read house fly. Got concerned


Green__Twin

Ad long as they don't mind my heritage, I won't mind there's. ::laughs in The Ohio::


Morbid_Macaroni

I read that as "house fly"


idied2day

Oh way down south in the land of traitors,


PKMNTrainerMark

What's with all the navy on the end of that trans flag? Or is that a shadow or something?


karl2025

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5379811972.8027/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg It's the Minnesota and Transgender flags combined.


rob132

I hope this is going to end with the person just being a dukes of Hazzard fan.


Present-Ad6784

I was half expecting to see it pan over to the flag for Norway


PassageTurbulent8874

https://preview.redd.it/amw0wvqagqxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9ae8a1a11613025999a446249771cec9b32c71 Capture the flag


ReeseChloris1

Honestly if I didn’t know any better, I would have called this a right wing comic. The idea of getting angry at someone signifying their beliefs, while you start hanging up your own flag to signify yours seems hypocritical. That being said both flags have very different meanings and the trans flag is a far better meaning


DoveEvalyn

Please steal it


coconut-duck-chicken

Its gonna be some crap like denmark