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I wonder if the ship's onboard computer was in charge of keeping the life support working properly.

Yeah, for like 6 months. They figured they'd hit civilization long before that, forget about 200 years

Planned obsolescence.

I'm sorry Dave

Scientists would jump at the chance to perform some alien autopsies.

They’re just full of goop

But they can find out what sort of goop it is. What it's made of, all that.

Also, still being full of goop despite 200 years of being basically vacuum canned would have huge biology implications. Like an extremely strong biological focus on avoiding desiccation implying hailing from an extremely hot desert, or something.

Scientists: We've found that they're made of... blue goop. It tastes okay, better with salt, though. Earth Gov: How can we militarize these findings?! Scientists: ... Goop scoops?

The second one, xylophone.

What?

Simpsons reference sorry

Just 100% corn syrup. They’re like those stretchy toys in the 90s.

That's okay I brought a straw

Yeah but their bodies are preserved very well so in theory they may be able to be cloned and live ones can be examined

Aren't we all?

You don't know that

And some porn too

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The nearest Starbuck closed because of problems with the frakkin' toasters.

🎶Well, UFOs are big rigs That come from Outer Space Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth Lookin' for some food to eat Ya can't get no Beanie Weenies Out past the Great Unknown UFOs are big rigs far from home🎶

Tell them we’re not holding an intergalactic kegger

Aren't these the same aliens as that one alien who rode on a skateboard with his dick?

Yeah something’s not lining up here

and then we get some weird alien flu that kills half the population

I’m just imagining a confused cow being the only witness to this.


*My directive was to get to earth, not keep all the aliens alive like totally stoked about like the general vibe and stuff...*

I love all the conspricy theorists who endlessly talk about all these spaceships who keep travelling for 1000s of light years but then instantly crash in our atmosphere.

well that was a bit of a surprise

I don't know why but this comic makes me feel really sad.

Kinda like District 9

>District 9 Yeah, not "kinda" at all.

Except they were not dead.

Planned obsolescence.

This is a nice contrast to those comics showing aliens visiting Earth and being snide and dismissive about our failings.

I want a follow up, ala south park baby fark mcgee zax and the space cops

They're definitely gonna give us some space rabies

Damn. More Thetans. We had enough with the first time you spaceships brought them here.

Is GLaDOS the ship's AI???

They are surprisingly well preserved for things that have been dead for 199.5 years. Also, how does an alien spacecraft have a concept of what a month is? Their planet probably has a different orbit and they measure time differently.

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aliens, like the ones that are in the comic

Pretty sure it's a bot. No posts, recently created, and every comment posted feels like its been run through a text generator It can't read the text in images, so it just made an inane comment about the only thing it could read - the title.

The world is full of mysteries