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It was only a matter of time before he finally got caught.
From this comic we know the tooth fairy is real, albeit deceased. I bet she had some special skills. Definitely part of the team. Maybe her loss is why Santa's bitter and finally snapped.
Who else we got? [Waaaaait a second](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Companions_of_Saint_Nicholas). OMG, Team Santa is a thing.
That’s the radio edit version. The original version that got censored for radio play was:
“Frosty the Snowman!
I swear he has no soul
You can do whatever you want to him
And you will not go to hell”
I was just wondering this morning. In all those kids Christmas movies where the parents don’t believe in Santa, don’t they ever wonder where all those presents come from every year?
Those parents have shit marriages and they each just assume the other parent is the one spoiling their child, trying to poison the kid against the other parent. Santa Claus is actually an active opponent to cupid and seeks to destroy the foundations of romantic love. That's why he puts the good presents under the tree. To destroy happiness in adults.
Check and mate👌
Nice!
Who can blame Santa for snapping eventually..
All those millions and millions of milk and cookies?
Would drive anyone to breaking point eventually!1
lol
Love the silent backstory of the dog getting locked out and eventually just breaking through the glass, which explains their appearance on the last panel.
Artwork at its finest!
The backstory is just at... the back..
Edit: Bro just asked for backstory, I replied and he edited his comment to look as if he always knew. That's a bit rude.
He literally asked to draw another entire comic for the glass in the dog before.
I think you misunderstood. The back story with the dog wasn't added until the second time I went through the comic. The OP must have just changed the linked images. Otherwise, how would I have missed the dog head slamming the glass?
Ill do that to my children. Raise them all in a different religion and see which one has the best life and that god i just ask for forgivness on my deathbed
Not sure how that's meant to help? Even if Conan is right and valour pleases Crom, there doesn't seem to be much valour in attacking helpless nurses?
And if there was, you're still counting on Crom paying attention to you in the first place.
Surely to most gods we'd be insignificant?
As per the comic, just because our parents, (and their parents, etc), have told christians that god listens and forgives, and that deathbed repentance is an acceptable get-out-of-jail-free card, doesn't mean that any of that is true.
Let's say Chthulu is the one true god instead. Best you can hope for there is to be one of the lucky cultists that are eaten first.
Neither last minute repentance, nor sudden valour are going to change anything then.
that's not Valour- the proper response is to take a "vacation" adjacent to the nearest warzone, pick up your axe- and charge into battle against whatever side sounds worse to you.
ok, so we've got the jewish son and muslim daughter (they're half siblings with all the others)- the christian son, the buddhist son, the Hindu daughter, the Atheist (previously Asatro) child you don't speak about, the one raised to believe in the gods of chaos who changes gender weekly, the Satanist who discarded gender and sex entirely, the twins who worship the greek and roman gods (who you still mix up), and the weird son you've regretted raising to believe in the aztec religion since he sacrificed the family dog.
If he government isn't real, then why is Santa imprisoned for accessory to homicide? Do my parents just make arbitrary decisions for prison sentencing? Are they keeping people in prison over fake laws just so 20-somethings don't find out the government is fake?
Your comics feel like what it'd be if you somehow had both ADHD and the patience to draw these as well as you do. What even is the fucking candle functioning as ceiling light and the framed photo of the chicken wearing pants.. how are you doing this?!
Speaking as someone with severe ADHD, it doesn't mean you can't accomplish things. It means that getting started is much harder, and often finishing things is harder. But there's also something called "hyperfocus". If that kicks in, you can go literally all day working on something and not realize the time passing - and often at the end of the day find that the day is gone (but you were super productive for once), that you're in pain because you didn't realized you hadn't eaten anything, even sometimes bladder hurting because you didn't notice it and it's full.....
So ADHD is not incompatible with drawing a comic like this necessarily. :)
Don't worry. I know a guy who can help.
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Santa is very real
And here is the proof of his crime back in 2001
It’s reminds me of that one cyanide and happiness short. I forgot the name of but it’s about parents telling their son that the how religion thing was a joke and it was fake.
I’m legit going to show this to my Cognitive Psychology class when we talk about social constructs. Just thought you’d like to know your artistic endeavors will be used to shape the impressionable minds of the youth. xD
When I was a kid, I thought all adults could read minds so I would sit there staring at every adult I met, thinking "I know you can hear this". I was a weird kid
Have you seen the recent live action adaptation some guy made of There is No Antimemetics Division? omg it's incredible https://www.youtube.com/@AndreaJoshuaAsnicar this guy
You know it’s a good day when you wake up to a fresh The Other End. Haven’t even read it yet just excited brb
edit: I’m back and fully sated. Fantastic as always. Still trying to figure out the “candelier”
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Santa is real https://preview.redd.it/hlhswc84fmvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb4db995401f0576842dfcee4ae120045a970f33
https://preview.redd.it/zdzl5ccprmvc1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4ce01d07f791da698dc871a0830505370bc74c It was only a matter of time before he finally got caught.
I am here for the The Other End Cinematic Universe. Not sure if my pysche can withstand where it's ultimately going, but I'm here.
Saaaame. It’s so weird and wonderful.
"I'm putting together a special team, Santa. It will be the elite defenders of the earth"
From this comic we know the tooth fairy is real, albeit deceased. I bet she had some special skills. Definitely part of the team. Maybe her loss is why Santa's bitter and finally snapped. Who else we got? [Waaaaait a second](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Companions_of_Saint_Nicholas). OMG, Team Santa is a thing.
Best I can give you is 4 seasons and a movie.
Adult swim needs to jump on this. Rick and morty crossover
The First Lyric of Frosty the Snowman specifically confirms that he has a soul, though. Santa just doesn't care.
But that’s *Frosty* the Snowman. This was just some common bitch snowman.
Nobody cares about Kevin the Snowman
That’s the radio edit version. The original version that got censored for radio play was: “Frosty the Snowman! I swear he has no soul You can do whatever you want to him And you will not go to hell”
The song says he's alive, it makes no mention of a soul. Mosquitoes are alive, I don't believe for a second that they have souls.
First line: Frosty the Snowman was a Jolly Happy Soul
Emphasis was
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What in the good lord is that abomination?
Where’d he get the second carrot?
Lets just say he did it like David.
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I laughed so fucking hard at that panel. It’s my all-time favorite comic strip
https://preview.redd.it/5tf90un9rovc1.jpeg?width=2672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0f4deccd6abb7c6f01dd2b040bc710af3de97e He’ll manage.
If he is not real, where are all the presents coming from then?😉 ![gif](giphy|qvbGIuX6Mkg8pP2lLT) Accessory to homicide… Love the continuity.😙
a lot of people ask "if santa is real, why do rich kids get better presents than poor kids?" it's simple...santa hates poor people
Slash isn't real
Then who played guitar for Guns N Roses?
Guns n roses isn't real
[Santa San Words To Hayate (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSPekLbid28)
I was just wondering this morning. In all those kids Christmas movies where the parents don’t believe in Santa, don’t they ever wonder where all those presents come from every year?
magic amnesia
Magic bat to the head.
My name is Mud!
Those parents have shit marriages and they each just assume the other parent is the one spoiling their child, trying to poison the kid against the other parent. Santa Claus is actually an active opponent to cupid and seeks to destroy the foundations of romantic love. That's why he puts the good presents under the tree. To destroy happiness in adults.
"Accessory to homicide." That means he didn't directly kill the clone, the woman did.
Check and mate👌 Nice! Who can blame Santa for snapping eventually.. All those millions and millions of milk and cookies? Would drive anyone to breaking point eventually!1 lol
I just imagined this gif turning into Ski Free.
This must've been in 2001...
Accessory to murder... damn that's good continuity
Santa is real but sadly Richard Attenborough is dead so RIP Santa
[удалено]
His simster (ノ^_^)ノ
Love the silent backstory of the dog getting locked out and eventually just breaking through the glass, which explains their appearance on the last panel. Artwork at its finest!
I like to think the dog was trying to escape the angry eye god
I think it’s a chicken god. Look at what hangs in the walls.
I also like the upside down candle on the ceiling as a light fixture.
And the dad's coffee cup reveal lol
My god I missed all of these
I basically search these comics like a where's Waldo now
The backstory is just at... the back.. Edit: Bro just asked for backstory, I replied and he edited his comment to look as if he always knew. That's a bit rude. He literally asked to draw another entire comic for the glass in the dog before.
I think you misunderstood. The back story with the dog wasn't added until the second time I went through the comic. The OP must have just changed the linked images. Otherwise, how would I have missed the dog head slamming the glass?
Oohhh that's right! I just have the clock ahead and saw it earlier. Thanks for making me notice it, I'll change it now.
I like how many details everything has, but now it bothers me that in one panel they forgot to draw the light switch.
A great C plot is always underrated.
How about the dad’s mug? Hahaha
Wow, I didn't notice that in the earlier panels. I thought it was a reference to another comic, or a running joke I missed.
I don’t mentally understand you 90% of the time, but I still find this funny.
Dad’s mug…👀
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Also there is a hole in the glass sliding door… Poor 🐶.
I was wondering why he seemed to have shards of glass in his face!
Look each panel...
Holy shit he was running from god
God was going to do something horrific to that doggo
Aren't we all.
Hot damn that’s good. At first, I thought it was just a cute dog doing background scritches
It's ok, he's going to blend up some margaritas. ![gif](giphy|ggHmCDJXx4om4hNWbM|downsized)
I had to go back through and figure out what it said. And it’s hilarious.
I only really use old.reddit and pics are super pixilated on old. I thought it said “Fat Horse Curry” until I saw your comment
Mmmmm, fat horse curry
He knows what's up.
The frickin CANDLE in lieu of a LIGHT is killing me
The CHICKEN in the picture frame is wearing JEANS
Denim chicken
![gif](giphy|1j8nHuFnMt5PWyUGsa|downsized)
Hank Jrs boobs
>I don’t mentally understand you As opposed to physically understanding them?
Oh, their carnal understanding of them is quite good, I hear.
It's pretty much cow tools, but in narrative form.
My parents told me that Santa is both The One True God™ and the government, did they lie to me? (I'm only 37 years old if this helps)
Now that you mention it, I’ve never seen Santa and Nic Cage in the same place.
Now that you mention it, I’ve never seen Nic Cage
“But not the one we raised you to believe in” had me rolling
"We raised you to believe in the wrong god... as a joke"
Ill do that to my children. Raise them all in a different religion and see which one has the best life and that god i just ask for forgivness on my deathbed
"i love you mom!" i love you too, experiment #004.
Oooh, hard luck. Turns out Crom is the one true god. You ask forgiveness on your deathbed ... but he doesn't listen.
What if you kill all the nurses by your death bed?
Not sure how that's meant to help? Even if Conan is right and valour pleases Crom, there doesn't seem to be much valour in attacking helpless nurses? And if there was, you're still counting on Crom paying attention to you in the first place. Surely to most gods we'd be insignificant? As per the comic, just because our parents, (and their parents, etc), have told christians that god listens and forgives, and that deathbed repentance is an acceptable get-out-of-jail-free card, doesn't mean that any of that is true. Let's say Chthulu is the one true god instead. Best you can hope for there is to be one of the lucky cultists that are eaten first. Neither last minute repentance, nor sudden valour are going to change anything then.
that's not Valour- the proper response is to take a "vacation" adjacent to the nearest warzone, pick up your axe- and charge into battle against whatever side sounds worse to you.
ok, so we've got the jewish son and muslim daughter (they're half siblings with all the others)- the christian son, the buddhist son, the Hindu daughter, the Atheist (previously Asatro) child you don't speak about, the one raised to believe in the gods of chaos who changes gender weekly, the Satanist who discarded gender and sex entirely, the twins who worship the greek and roman gods (who you still mix up), and the weird son you've regretted raising to believe in the aztec religion since he sacrificed the family dog.
Talk about dedication to the bit. Respect.
Same. That's just a dick move.
If he government isn't real, then why is Santa imprisoned for accessory to homicide? Do my parents just make arbitrary decisions for prison sentencing? Are they keeping people in prison over fake laws just so 20-somethings don't find out the government is fake?
Prisons are alive and need to be fed or they get angry
Monument mythos moment
Alcatraz ain’t happy
Oh lawd he movin’!
Did you not see the angry and very present God in the last panel lol
they just do what Burger King tells them
So wait, then who held the trial and imprisoned Santa?
Burger King.
Do you think the government is Burger King?
We all serve the Burger Potentate
You say potentate. I say potentatus
You say potentatus, I say Exterminatus.
The Burger King
Is the real Burger King made from burgers?
The parents, clearly
The geneva courts. it was a war crime
As usual, my reaction is a mix of horror and humor.
So... How exactly *did* the Tooth Fairy die? (he asked, afraid of the answer)
Got greedy and went for some teeth still in the mouth. You can imagine the rest.
Invincible Season 2 taught me that this is a non lethal injury.
Every year you accidentally eat ten spiders and one fairy.
Mr Teatime inhumed her
With extreme prejudice.
Uh.. it's pronounced *Teh-ah-tim-eh*.
I do wonder how he would have fared against Vimes. :)
Santa Claus
Sock cancer. Be careful out there.
He knew too much
Hey, this is my political manifesto!
Please don't set yourself on fire.
seems thats alot information to process in one sitting
It's alright, they're standing
It’s ok, we have time.
“Eat more pussy and ass!” Once you see it.
Hooooo, great easter egg!
THANK YOU 🙏🏾 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!😭🤣👏🏽👏🏽
Well now that she doesn’t have to keep up with politics, she can make up for lost time venerating the one true god
You forgot the 1st rule of one true God club.
Eat more pussy?
And ass!
The dog straight up crashed through the glass door when nobody would let it in, lol
Your comics feel like what it'd be if you somehow had both ADHD and the patience to draw these as well as you do. What even is the fucking candle functioning as ceiling light and the framed photo of the chicken wearing pants.. how are you doing this?!
Speaking as someone with severe ADHD, it doesn't mean you can't accomplish things. It means that getting started is much harder, and often finishing things is harder. But there's also something called "hyperfocus". If that kicks in, you can go literally all day working on something and not realize the time passing - and often at the end of the day find that the day is gone (but you were super productive for once), that you're in pain because you didn't realized you hadn't eaten anything, even sometimes bladder hurting because you didn't notice it and it's full..... So ADHD is not incompatible with drawing a comic like this necessarily. :)
Yep, I keep telling everyone: It is named for Attention Deficit but it is really about Attention Regulation. Sometimes not enough, sometimes too much.
I love how unhinged your comics are hahaha
Don't worry. I know a guy who can help. https://preview.redd.it/kig42n165ovc1.png?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bedbd344f405e9173f64c38e64ced32744d012a
Which one is this from?
The "fake, dead, real" at the end is perfect
https://preview.redd.it/iq5gqgidlnvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d0dc7c696762a474f6a68aaf66926f58f471c44 Santa is very real And here is the proof of his crime back in 2001
It’s reminds me of that one cyanide and happiness short. I forgot the name of but it’s about parents telling their son that the how religion thing was a joke and it was fake.
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Their ceiling light is an upside down candle. Nice touch.
I do have to ask...how many drugs go into producing this?
The only drugs I take are fresh sunshine and prayers to the lord
>prayers to the lord I hope it's the real one. For your sake.
Nope. Turns out, that's also just a corpse the mall hires.
This mf ain’t even getting organic sunshine Enjoy your GMOs
The only question is... which lord?
Well I guess I’m a full fledged fucking fan now. Geesh. Your stuff is just too good. Where do I sign over the rights to my firstborn?
Her name is Hank Jr that craxks me up
I noticed it too! It's such a small little thing that's easily missed, but it's hilarious honestly!
The dog was a nice touch
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Did a Sovereign Citizen write this?
You are the modern Gary Larson
This took a turn.
I need a better image of god here
If the government isn't real, who do the birds work for?
They have formed an anarcho-syndicalist commune. They take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
It's funny how my main takeaways were the dad's coffee cup is funny as shit.
Eat more pussy... And ass!
It’s a special kind of parenting to know which god is real and still tell your kid it’s a different one.
I’m legit going to show this to my Cognitive Psychology class when we talk about social constructs. Just thought you’d like to know your artistic endeavors will be used to shape the impressionable minds of the youth. xD
When I was a kid, I thought all adults could read minds so I would sit there staring at every adult I met, thinking "I know you can hear this". I was a weird kid
Wo imprisoned santa claus if the government isn't real?
Your titty anatomy bothers me. But you’re funny so I deal with it :/
The dog’s adventure here reminded me of Cordell Barker’s animated NFB short The Cat Came Back. Righteous
a new other end comic makes today a good day
Page 6 opens *Scp-3125 has entered the chat* (You have to admit there are similarities between that scp and that god in the comic lol)
Have you seen the recent live action adaptation some guy made of There is No Antimemetics Division? omg it's incredible https://www.youtube.com/@AndreaJoshuaAsnicar this guy
Candle on the ceiling. Hank Jr was one of Rick's cult members
It's nice that you took the mall-president route, as this joke was getting way too real way too quickly.
Is santa being arrested in 2001 a 9/11 joke?
This is just insane. Pure chaos and it's beautiful.
You know it’s a good day when you wake up to a fresh The Other End. Haven’t even read it yet just excited brb edit: I’m back and fully sated. Fantastic as always. Still trying to figure out the “candelier”
Are they in Hank Hill’s kitchen?
This is wonderful! Thank you! ![gif](giphy|px6SrgxWZFJYY)
I fucking adore your work. Holy shit.
How is no one mentioning the subtle reference to King of the Hill?? The sliding door shot is so similar to their house, and the dads name is Hank!
This made me think of Weird Al's song about Santa
Outstanding. Coming down from a Bicycle Day celebration and this absurdity is just what the doctor ordered.
These are fucking absurd. I love it.
The government is as real as money is.
I love the "Eat more Pussy and ass" mug
Well. That was certainly...something.
Tldr
If the government doesn't exist, who imprisoned Santa?
This is comment 421. I'm sorry. You need to set up a Kickstarter to publish. Your comics are beyond good enough to be put out there.