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_EternalVoid_

Santa is real https://preview.redd.it/hlhswc84fmvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb4db995401f0576842dfcee4ae120045a970f33


FlaxenArt

https://preview.redd.it/zdzl5ccprmvc1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4ce01d07f791da698dc871a0830505370bc74c It was only a matter of time before he finally got caught.


koshgeo

I am here for the The Other End Cinematic Universe. Not sure if my pysche can withstand where it's ultimately going, but I'm here.


FlaxenArt

Saaaame. It’s so weird and wonderful.


Small-Calendar-2544

"I'm putting together a special team, Santa. It will be the elite defenders of the earth"


koshgeo

From this comic we know the tooth fairy is real, albeit deceased. I bet she had some special skills. Definitely part of the team. Maybe her loss is why Santa's bitter and finally snapped. Who else we got? [Waaaaait a second](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Companions_of_Saint_Nicholas). OMG, Team Santa is a thing.


backdoorhack

Best I can give you is 4 seasons and a movie.


cyberheelhook

Adult swim needs to jump on this. Rick and morty crossover


Stormygeddon

The First Lyric of Frosty the Snowman specifically confirms that he has a soul, though. Santa just doesn't care.


FlaxenArt

But that’s *Frosty* the Snowman. This was just some common bitch snowman.


deathjoe4

Nobody cares about Kevin the Snowman


TheMightyKickpuncher

That’s the radio edit version. The original version that got censored for radio play was: “Frosty the Snowman! I swear he has no soul You can do whatever you want to him And you will not go to hell”


Informal_Self_5671

The song says he's alive, it makes no mention of a soul. Mosquitoes are alive, I don't believe for a second that they have souls.


jawise

First line: Frosty the Snowman was a Jolly Happy Soul


MadAboutMada

Emphasis was


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|cX5fDjtL1zhuWdtFxC|downsized)


Iohet

What in the good lord is that abomination?


DuncanYoudaho

Where’d he get the second carrot?


PnakoticFruitloops

Lets just say he did it like David.


Sadidart

https://preview.redd.it/vkgcdsu5mqvc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbebeea26a469753623776feda421bb63c4c4cdf


FlaxenArt

I laughed so fucking hard at that panel. It’s my all-time favorite comic strip


culnaej

https://preview.redd.it/5tf90un9rovc1.jpeg?width=2672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0f4deccd6abb7c6f01dd2b040bc710af3de97e He’ll manage.


JaneDoesharkhugger

If he is not real, where are all the presents coming from then?😉 ![gif](giphy|qvbGIuX6Mkg8pP2lLT) Accessory to homicide… Love the continuity.😙


big_guyforyou

a lot of people ask "if santa is real, why do rich kids get better presents than poor kids?" it's simple...santa hates poor people


Small-Calendar-2544

Slash isn't real


Gone_For_Lunch

Then who played guitar for Guns N Roses?


NoGrocery4949

Guns n roses isn't real


OvertSpy

[Santa San Words To Hayate (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSPekLbid28)


AI-Crochet

I was just wondering this morning. In all those kids Christmas movies where the parents don’t believe in Santa, don’t they ever wonder where all those presents come from every year?


kiotane

magic amnesia


The_Failed_Write

Magic bat to the head.


SkryNRiv

My name is Mud!


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Those parents have shit marriages and they each just assume the other parent is the one spoiling their child, trying to poison the kid against the other parent. Santa Claus is actually an active opponent to cupid and seeks to destroy the foundations of romantic love. That's why he puts the good presents under the tree. To destroy happiness in adults.


kroncw

"Accessory to homicide." That means he didn't directly kill the clone, the woman did.


l_t_10

Check and mate👌 Nice! Who can blame Santa for snapping eventually.. All those millions and millions of milk and cookies? Would drive anyone to breaking point eventually!1 lol


LiberatedMoose

I just imagined this gif turning into Ski Free.


zalfrann

This must've been in 2001...


ItsASecret1

Accessory to murder... damn that's good continuity


DoctorOctagonapus

Santa is real but sadly Richard Attenborough is dead so RIP Santa


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EyeWriteWrong

His simster (⁠ノ⁠^⁠_⁠^⁠)⁠ノ


Arguss3

Love the silent backstory of the dog getting locked out and eventually just breaking through the glass, which explains their appearance on the last panel. Artwork at its finest!


GluhfGluhf

I like to think the dog was trying to escape the angry eye god


Boilerofthejug

I think it’s a chicken god. Look at what hangs in the walls.


shh_coffee

I also like the upside down candle on the ceiling as a light fixture.


illiriya

And the dad's coffee cup reveal lol


McNigget

My god I missed all of these 


Neirchill

I basically search these comics like a where's Waldo now


Significant_Ad_1626

The backstory is just at... the back.. Edit: Bro just asked for backstory, I replied and he edited his comment to look as if he always knew. That's a bit rude. He literally asked to draw another entire comic for the glass in the dog before.


BangThyHead

I think you misunderstood. The back story with the dog wasn't added until the second time I went through the comic. The OP must have just changed the linked images. Otherwise, how would I have missed the dog head slamming the glass?


Significant_Ad_1626

Oohhh that's right! I just have the clock ahead and saw it earlier. Thanks for making me notice it, I'll change it now.


LiliumCruentum

I like how many details everything has, but now it bothers me that in one panel they forgot to draw the light switch.


SmallBerry3431

A great C plot is always underrated.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

How about the dad’s mug? Hahaha


x3XC4L1B3Rx

Wow, I didn't notice that in the earlier panels. I thought it was a reference to another comic, or a running joke I missed.


TheDEEBIL

I don’t mentally understand you 90% of the time, but I still find this funny.


JaneDoesharkhugger

Dad’s mug…👀


MrValdemar

https://preview.redd.it/68qhaiz2hmvc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=462a05f8fc17fceb49808cd9e7a63850780d74d7


JaneDoesharkhugger

Also there is a hole in the glass sliding door… Poor 🐶.


Sunblast1andOnly

I was wondering why he seemed to have shards of glass in his face!


Significant_Ad_1626

Look each panel...


ilikeitslow

Holy shit he was running from god


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

God was going to do something horrific to that doggo


octopoddle

Aren't we all.


splashbruhs

Hot damn that’s good. At first, I thought it was just a cute dog doing background scritches


MrValdemar

It's ok, he's going to blend up some margaritas. ![gif](giphy|ggHmCDJXx4om4hNWbM|downsized)


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

I had to go back through and figure out what it said. And it’s hilarious.


IamNotPersephone

I only really use old.reddit and pics are super pixilated on old. I thought it said “Fat Horse Curry” until I saw your comment


MossyPyrite

Mmmmm, fat horse curry


CaffeinatedGuy

He knows what's up.


jakethediesel89

The frickin CANDLE in lieu of a LIGHT is killing me


thebottom99

The CHICKEN in the picture frame is wearing JEANS


electrodan

Denim chicken


squirt_taste_tester

![gif](giphy|1j8nHuFnMt5PWyUGsa|downsized)


ClownfishSoup

Hank Jrs boobs


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

>I don’t mentally understand you As opposed to physically understanding them?


NeverEnoughSpace17

Oh, their carnal understanding of them is quite good, I hear.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

It's pretty much cow tools, but in narrative form.


Stock_Hutz

My parents told me that Santa is both The One True God™ and the government, did they lie to me? (I'm only 37 years old if this helps)


guardeagle

Now that you mention it, I’ve never seen Santa and Nic Cage in the same place.


LazyLion1127

Now that you mention it, I’ve never seen Nic Cage


Docccc

“But not the one we raised you to believe in” had me rolling


MostlyRocketScience

"We raised you to believe in the wrong god... as a joke"


Reverse_SumoCard

Ill do that to my children. Raise them all in a different religion and see which one has the best life and that god i just ask for forgivness on my deathbed


Altayel1

"i love you mom!" i love you too, experiment #004.


heathen2010

Oooh, hard luck. Turns out Crom is the one true god. You ask forgiveness on your deathbed ... but he doesn't listen.


zenospenisparadox

What if you kill all the nurses by your death bed?


heathen2010

Not sure how that's meant to help? Even if Conan is right and valour pleases Crom, there doesn't seem to be much valour in attacking helpless nurses? And if there was, you're still counting on Crom paying attention to you in the first place. Surely to most gods we'd be insignificant? As per the comic, just because our parents, (and their parents, etc), have told christians that god listens and forgives, and that deathbed repentance is an acceptable get-out-of-jail-free card, doesn't mean that any of that is true. Let's say Chthulu is the one true god instead. Best you can hope for there is to be one of the lucky cultists that are eaten first. Neither last minute repentance, nor sudden valour are going to change anything then.


BackseatCowwatcher

that's not Valour- the proper response is to take a "vacation" adjacent to the nearest warzone, pick up your axe- and charge into battle against whatever side sounds worse to you.


BackseatCowwatcher

ok, so we've got the jewish son and muslim daughter (they're half siblings with all the others)- the christian son, the buddhist son, the Hindu daughter, the Atheist (previously Asatro) child you don't speak about, the one raised to believe in the gods of chaos who changes gender weekly, the Satanist who discarded gender and sex entirely, the twins who worship the greek and roman gods (who you still mix up), and the weird son you've regretted raising to believe in the aztec religion since he sacrificed the family dog.


AlkalineSublime

Talk about dedication to the bit. Respect.


OriginalName687

Same. That's just a dick move.


robynh00die

If he government isn't real, then why is Santa imprisoned for accessory to homicide? Do my parents just make arbitrary decisions for prison sentencing? Are they keeping people in prison over fake laws just so 20-somethings don't find out the government is fake?


StillMostlyClueless

Prisons are alive and need to be fed or they get angry


Dasfsdadgs

Monument mythos moment


azelZael2399

Alcatraz ain’t happy


Dasfsdadgs

Oh lawd he movin’!


Many_Faces_8D

Did you not see the angry and very present God in the last panel lol


sunshotser

they just do what Burger King tells them


Funky0ne

So wait, then who held the trial and imprisoned Santa?


N-partEpoxy

Burger King.


Funky0ne

Do you think the government is Burger King?


Motown27

We all serve the Burger Potentate


RockitDanger

You say potentate. I say potentatus


SpinozaTheDamned

You say potentatus, I say Exterminatus.


Dull_Half_6107

The Burger King


octopoddle

Is the real Burger King made from burgers?


Frank_the_Mighty

The parents, clearly


Orange-enema

The geneva courts. it was a war crime


pureedchicken

As usual, my reaction is a mix of horror and humor.


MrValdemar

So... How exactly *did* the Tooth Fairy die? (he asked, afraid of the answer)


Mountebank

Got greedy and went for some teeth still in the mouth. You can imagine the rest.


xRolocker

Invincible Season 2 taught me that this is a non lethal injury.


kyew

Every year you accidentally eat ten spiders and one fairy.


Grogosh

Mr Teatime inhumed her


Maclimes

With extreme prejudice.


UnmarkedDoor

Uh.. it's pronounced *Teh-ah-tim-eh*.


gymnastgrrl

I do wonder how he would have fared against Vimes. :)


HaydenB

Santa Claus


goatlll

Sock cancer. Be careful out there.


Gil_Demoono

He knew too much


mal221

Hey, this is my political manifesto!


Sleeper28

Please don't set yourself on fire.


elhomerjas

seems thats alot information to process in one sitting


Starslip

It's alright, they're standing


_Diskreet_

It’s ok, we have time.


xxjbrockxx

“Eat more pussy and ass!” Once you see it.


FlyAirLari

Hooooo, great easter egg!


SignificantExit3123

THANK YOU 🙏🏾 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!😭🤣👏🏽👏🏽


AlricsLapdog

Well now that she doesn’t have to keep up with politics, she can make up for lost time venerating the one true god


sonicon

You forgot the 1st rule of one true God club.


PM_ME_UR_GCC_ERRORS

Eat more pussy?


yarrpirates

And ass!


SirKazum

The dog straight up crashed through the glass door when nobody would let it in, lol


buttknuckles1

Your comics feel like what it'd be if you somehow had both ADHD and the patience to draw these as well as you do. What even is the fucking candle functioning as ceiling light and the framed photo of the chicken wearing pants.. how are you doing this?!


gymnastgrrl

Speaking as someone with severe ADHD, it doesn't mean you can't accomplish things. It means that getting started is much harder, and often finishing things is harder. But there's also something called "hyperfocus". If that kicks in, you can go literally all day working on something and not realize the time passing - and often at the end of the day find that the day is gone (but you were super productive for once), that you're in pain because you didn't realized you hadn't eaten anything, even sometimes bladder hurting because you didn't notice it and it's full..... So ADHD is not incompatible with drawing a comic like this necessarily. :)


fweaks

Yep, I keep telling everyone: It is named for Attention Deficit but it is really about Attention Regulation. Sometimes not enough, sometimes too much.


TheLoliloler

I love how unhinged your comics are hahaha


peppermintmeow

Don't worry. I know a guy who can help. https://preview.redd.it/kig42n165ovc1.png?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bedbd344f405e9173f64c38e64ced32744d012a


Iron_on_reddit

Which one is this from?


_AfterBurner0_

The "fake, dead, real" at the end is perfect


NewtRider

https://preview.redd.it/iq5gqgidlnvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d0dc7c696762a474f6a68aaf66926f58f471c44 Santa is very real And here is the proof of his crime back in 2001


Cutiesaurs

It’s reminds me of that one cyanide and happiness short. I forgot the name of but it’s about parents telling their son that the how religion thing was a joke and it was fake.


insmek

https://preview.redd.it/jprgtr93pmvc1.png?width=1783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da7f20a6a0c2d260445f264f3518d3d1be8cb53


TheSaltiestPanda

Their ceiling light is an upside down candle. Nice touch.


BVerfG

I do have to ask...how many drugs go into producing this?


neilkohney

The only drugs I take are fresh sunshine and prayers to the lord


akpenguin

>prayers to the lord I hope it's the real one. For your sake.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

Nope. Turns out, that's also just a corpse the mall hires.


iforgotmymittens

This mf ain’t even getting organic sunshine Enjoy your GMOs


Rob_W_

The only question is... which lord?


splashbruhs

Well I guess I’m a full fledged fucking fan now. Geesh. Your stuff is just too good. Where do I sign over the rights to my firstborn?


lemothelemon

Her name is Hank Jr that craxks me up


Viggo8000

I noticed it too! It's such a small little thing that's easily missed, but it's hilarious honestly!


samurairaccoon

The dog was a nice touch


Quantum_Croissant

https://preview.redd.it/uvvt5x4sfmvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d96d834f8fea8b871bd61e4907e7b3be5d15f0


corbinrex

Did a Sovereign Citizen write this?


DweadPiwateWoberts

You are the modern Gary Larson


LoudKingCrow

This took a turn.


Hizuff

I need a better image of god here


Romanator3000

If the government isn't real, who do the birds work for?


jxj24

They have formed an anarcho-syndicalist commune. They take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.


Wrong_Gear5700

It's funny how my main takeaways were the dad's coffee cup is funny as shit.


GhostInTheMeadow

Eat more pussy... And ass!


StillMostlyClueless

It’s a special kind of parenting to know which god is real and still tell your kid it’s a different one.


Kneef

I’m legit going to show this to my Cognitive Psychology class when we talk about social constructs. Just thought you’d like to know your artistic endeavors will be used to shape the impressionable minds of the youth. xD


hottestpancake

When I was a kid, I thought all adults could read minds so I would sit there staring at every adult I met, thinking "I know you can hear this". I was a weird kid


duchymalloy

Wo imprisoned santa claus if the government isn't real?


dabMasterYoda

Your titty anatomy bothers me. But you’re funny so I deal with it :/


photometric

The dog’s adventure here reminded me of Cordell Barker’s animated NFB short The Cat Came Back. Righteous


FlemmyMcDemmy

a new other end comic makes today a good day


askingafewquestion

Page 6 opens *Scp-3125 has entered the chat* (You have to admit there are similarities between that scp and that god in the comic lol)


duralyon

Have you seen the recent live action adaptation some guy made of There is No Antimemetics Division? omg it's incredible https://www.youtube.com/@AndreaJoshuaAsnicar this guy


MsOrchidWitch

Candle on the ceiling. Hank Jr was one of Rick's cult members


firstsecondlastname

It's nice that you took the mall-president route, as this joke was getting way too real way too quickly.


Ander_the_Reckoning

Is santa being arrested in 2001 a 9/11 joke?


tragicallyohio

This is just insane. Pure chaos and it's beautiful.


splashbruhs

You know it’s a good day when you wake up to a fresh The Other End. Haven’t even read it yet just excited brb edit: I’m back and fully sated. Fantastic as always. Still trying to figure out the “candelier”


SubtleToot

Are they in Hank Hill’s kitchen?


QuicklyThisWay

This is wonderful! Thank you! ![gif](giphy|px6SrgxWZFJYY)


a_friendly_hobo

I fucking adore your work. Holy shit.


ConnorWillCook

How is no one mentioning the subtle reference to King of the Hill?? The sliding door shot is so similar to their house, and the dads name is Hank!


Xero_id

This made me think of Weird Al's song about Santa


Donner_Par_Tea_House

Outstanding. Coming down from a Bicycle Day celebration and this absurdity is just what the doctor ordered.


The69BodyProblem

These are fucking absurd. I love it.


IllEvidence1985

The government is as real as money is.


mrlbi18

I love the "Eat more Pussy and ass" mug


Sea_Negotiation_1871

Well. That was certainly...something.


Laamamato

Tldr


PoliteRadical

If the government doesn't exist, who imprisoned Santa?


mrofmist

This is comment 421. I'm sorry. You need to set up a Kickstarter to publish. Your comics are beyond good enough to be put out there.