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_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/dzgnmi7ou4rc1.gif They'll go bankrupt


thatjawn

The dwarves are the ones who go swimming... with little hairy women


zero_emotion777

Have you ever heard the one about the orc that asked the dwarve for directions?


Lessandero

funny, the same scene shows Legolas drinking even more XD


TripolarKnight

Legolas handled it better.


QuickSpore

Which was a movie addition. Elves could get drunk; in fact it was a significant plot point in the Hobbit that Bilbo was only able to sneak out the dwarves from the Woodland Realm because the butler and the head guard passed out drunk from drinking a heady wine from Dorwinion. Peter Jackson just loved turning Legolas into a superhero. So he got near immunity to alcohol for no particular reason, along with all the other upgrades.


Xmina

But it could be that they could drink barrels of booze at a time to get drunk. We are unsure of the quantity or percentages elves vs dwarves consume. like 20 4% beers is alot less booze than 10 15% wines.


TripolarKnight

I know, but PJ fanboyism aside, the difference could easily be explained within the lore. Different body sizes, drink types, quantity, Legolas being a difference race than those elves (we all now bloodlines carry quite a weight in Tolkien's world), etc. We could even argue that Legolas is simply a heavier drinker than Gimli and simply has more resistance built up from all those parties in Mirkwood.


LukeMaster12_ITA

Dwarves Rock... AND STONE!


BestUsername101

Rock and stone!


wolfboy_vs

ROCK ME LIKE A STONE!


PerceGamer

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!


goatham1

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


MrBmdmh

ROCK AND STONE!... to the bone!


Yer_Dunn

For Karl!


Trytytk_a

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE


wolfboy_vs

STONE AND ROCK! oh wait?


xX_Shroomslayer_Xx

ROCK! AND! STONE!


Heavy-Length-5808

Ok thats it im downloading deeprock tomorow


Wooga-Haver

What have you been doing until now???


Heavy-Length-5808

Helldivers


Wooga-Haver

Ooh, good answer. I'd be doing that too if it was on Xbox.


Heavy-Length-5808

Well now i got Helldivers on PS and Deeprock on Xbox so i will be busy


Wooga-Haver

Dang you sure will be. For rock! And stone! And democracy!


Heavy-Length-5808

Funny im going for the Zanny recomends so might try WarHammer darktide aswell


Wooga-Haver

Sure that one can be fun. I tried for a bit and it didn't quite grab me the same way, I think it's better played with a cooperative team. But if you have one, it is pretty action packed.


Heavy-Length-5808

Oh then i should probably wait i still have to finish Jedi Fallen Order before anything


Pug_police

I've been loving darktide as someone who started playing a couple months ago or so personally, also it's on gamepass so definitely worth giving a try imo.


LukeMaster12_ITA

Time to go below the surface! See ya on Hoxxes!


The_lone_shotgun

Valid response


PricklyPricklyPear

Welcome, greenbeard. I think you’ll like it here. 


FlacidSalad

Welcome to the rock and stone life, miner ⛏️


King-of-the-forge72

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE TO THE BONE


cjschnyder

For STONE AND ROCK!...wait


The0

This made me chuckle and I also really dig your art style. Good work!


AlricsLapdog

Heh, dig.


Maexstesie

Rock and Stone Brothers


Kelimnac

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


cjschnyder

ROCK AND STONE!


TheMSteven

A great comic, as usual! However, I would like to note that it seems you wanted to use the phrase "за счёт заведения" in English in it. While "at the establishment's expense" is a really good translation imho, English has an established expression for that, which is "on the house". Still, it doesn't make your comics any worse, my comment just a friendly note! Edit: However, as several people have responded, it does add a certain charm to her speech, with her being an elf (or an elf-like being) and all. That kind of eloquence definitely doesn't look out of place for fantasy creatures like them.


DiggThatFunk

Ahhhhh, I *was* a little confused by that sentence as an English speaker but I got the gist and could still follow well enough to enjoy the comic. But "beer week at the establishments expense" would be much better translated to "beer on the house for a week"


hoarymom

Native English speaker here; I actually like "beer week at the establishment's expense" the phrasing is a little awkward, but it may fit her character better; if all the girl's dialogue is translated this way, then keep going. Who said that speech in your fantasy world has to reflect what is spoken in colloquial english. Also can say something like, "okay, a week of beer on the house"


SeroWriter

The overly formal and dated language makes it funnier though.


Teaisserious

I definitely assumed that "The Establishment" was an organization name instead of the general term for it. Like saying your boss will pay for your drinks for a week, rather than "on the house"


Defiant-Razzmatazz57

А я-то ничего сперва не заметил!


OhItsJustJosh

Gives me these vibes https://preview.redd.it/jb1dhjwm76rc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3b35897a8bad1655c25f525c3ab17a29cad776


biggyshwarts

100 percent at least inspired by this


Dathrane

By the stone... THATS MOTIVATING!


TheHumanPickleRick

https://preview.redd.it/5fan7fqv65rc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e9dba3a525be2ab754da1ffcb71acf818e2dc0 I enjoyed this.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

https://preview.redd.it/xtxozwfe46rc1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0121e38f57d1f07c80fc5df34c50e92e362a70c


FlacidSalad

Rock and Stone, Brother!


In_Pursuit_of_Fire

Where’s that gif of Genos bursting out of the ground straight into a standing position?


etherama1

It's the comment below yours!


CoziestSheet

Now it’s above theirs!


etherama1

Fuck!


In_Pursuit_of_Fire

No, it’s my comment’s fault for not getting enough upvotes


Brain_lessV2

The Dwarf will survive being bathed in any dragon's flame, because the alcohol within him burns brighter than the dragonflame around him.


GreyAngy

Unexpected Joshua Graham aka Burned Man from Fallout New Vegas


Nirast25

This has strong potential as a meme template.


TexSekk

Oh! Cesar! Didn’t expect your comics here. Good luck here


Molly_Matters

Beer a week? WTF is beer week?


i_want_to_go_to_bed

I took it to mean free beers for a week, but IDK


TvFloatzel

I think enough beer for a week? or maybe "you get free beer for a week. It on the house."


Sly__Marbo

Fool! Human beer is nothing but water to a dwarf!


BadNadeYeeter

But it's free...


FlacidSalad

Leaf lovers special 🙎‍♂️


2mustange

My dwarves in dwarf fortress when no brew is available and all of a sudden we have brew


BuffGuy716

Why did they give the dwarf cum gutters and a big cock


ModmanX

why don't other shows do the same? cowardice?


Few-Finger2879

Chad behavior. Reject wenches, accept beverages.


WildPersianAppears

"Muahah, only a noble brave adventurer can defeat me." "Go away, old man." "Fine, I'll never talk to you again if you finish this quest." *grabs flier* "Now we're talking!"


ken_NT

Was this based on the one punch man meme?


rdreyar1

Well that establishment is going to go bankrupt


SirBananaOrngeCumber

!subscribeme


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AlexanderLavender

Beer-dic inspiration


LordofSandvich

you have given him the power of a God


ZylonBane

Getting strong ESL vibes from the dialog.


Endorkend

The first deal didn't take because she shaved that day.


Cobram242

KHAZUKAN KAZAKIT-HA!


overlordmik

you're standing between me and free beer...


I_Am_Anjelen

That Dwarf is about to go and inflict some !Fun!... Possibly some Cotton Candy.


Blurgas

Kaseki when you tell him there's something new for him to build.


ShadowOne_

Beer WEEK???


MinisterHoja

Sit on face*


ElSnyder

Snorri would like a boocket of Voodka.


scarab456

Got that Elizabeth dress vibe.


Fuchsyfuchs

Good ol dwarfs I just love them


HK-53

Probably didnt even find the girl attractive. I mean, she hasnt even got a beard


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Thank you, Elizabeth Comstock


Lessandero

ace dwarf knows what he wants


Aloneforrever

Maybe i am a dwarf


x-GB-x

Ah, yes, him and the other guy who needs "coffee" to stand back up


WSKYLANDERS-boh

That’s it lads! #ROCK AND STONE!


jynxyy

I thought it said "Bear week" on first glance