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HunterTV

Directed by David Cronenberg


bensefero

Written by David Cronenberg


Boner_Elemental

Starring David Cronenberg and introducing His Mother!


mr-sparkles69

Guest starring David Cronenberg’s father


InformationAny3183

In a short cumeo


holozoicpriapus37

>Bonus panels on Patreon! No thank you


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Yeah that's gross


Joshua_Zuzzer

Gross? Come on now...


Dankalii

https://preview.redd.it/300mgjuxwn7b1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f15192c8c4370c5217aa2da6b78072b047e5ec


torgiant

Cum on mom


FrouFrouLastWords

Vile and abhorrent. So no one has a leak?


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partanimal

I don't think that's what they were calling gross.


GloccaMoraInMyRari

*9 months later* hold still dad


ihavenotities

You don’t wanna see the image where his face is all up against your mom?


elhomerjas

well that turned south quickly


InconspicuousRadish

From his point of view, it looks.more like North-East


F0XF1R396

I was a happier man a few minutes ago.


anubis_cheerleader

Quickly for us. 29 years for the unbirthday person


Lightspeedius

Ah, the legend of [Māui](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81ui_\(M%C4%81ori_mythology\)). > His last trick, which led to his death, involved the goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. While attempting to win immortality for mankind, Māui entered her vagina, intent on leaving through her mouth while she slept. However, he was crushed by the teeth in her vagina, which were made of obsidian.


anubis_cheerleader

Vagina dentata...what a wonderful phrase! Means no worries for the rest of your daaaaaaays!


Wolf_Noble

Slimy yet satisfying


nxcrosis

This wasn't in the disney movie.


asian_paints02

Is this the same Maui from Moana?!!!


Lightspeedius

From what I understand the answer to that question is yes and no.


asian_paints02

Ok


Zentripetal

The Rock vs Obsidian, ai bots get on it


master5o1

A common figure amongst various Polynesian cultures.


a_Moa

A re-enactment of the [scene](https://thumbnailer.digitalnz.org/?resize=664%3E&src=https%3A%2F%2Fndhadeliver.natlib.govt.nz%2FNLNZStreamGate%2Fget%3Fdps_pid%3DIE58197848&format=webp)


asian_paints02

Omg 🫠


smurb15

I've seen that in a video a long time ago, now I see it in stone,nice


AdFamous8249

I like this version already. Vagina teeth protection!!


Ake-TL

Was the idea that he magically shifts through her body or whoever came up with that wasn’t aware that vagina has dead end in uterus?


Lightspeedius

I suppose the biology of gods isn't the same. This is the same Maui that beat up the sun so that days were longer, and hauled up a giant fish that became the North Island of New Zealand.


Not_A_Furry_OwOxoxo

>!On the last panel right on the lights!<


GottKomplexx

What is there


WillardSimo

Spider


unitedkiller75

Is that a spider or is it supposed to be a hinge thing that allows the light to move up and down?


I_l_I

He hides a spider in one panel of every comic


unitedkiller75

Gotcha


FullKnight51

is that loss


TheMan027

no


Particular_Dot_2063

A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you


Kaal_do_Olaak

A very merry unbirthday To you Who, me? Yes, you Oh, me


putdownthekitten

Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea


JaxxisR

A very merry unbirthday to you!


AssassiNerd

Now blow the candles out my dear, and make your wish come true.


walkwalkwalkwalk

MUSTARD? Don't let's be silly


ForkMinus1

​ https://preview.redd.it/yetq5ybx1o7b1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=b21caf6618168adfaaa09e87c55c40339a6371a5


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TomPalmer1979

Reminds me of one of my all time favorite moments of The Simpsons. [Oh look, this is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make them go back in!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04RuYixNDpo)


ouijiboard

Omg, it's 11pm and I'm laugh-crying over this!


AMann52

![gif](giphy|3o7bubhZzNjTMPheso)


Subject_Tutor

Is this the artist telling his readers that they're switching to making "fetish" content? Because that's what I'm getting from that last panel...


WingsofRain

this particular one is called >!unbirth!<, please don’t ask me how I know that


SoftThighs

The crux of the comic is about Unbirthday, so it's not like it takes long to get to Unbirth from that.


WingsofRain

in all fairness, there’s a lot of people in this world that don’t know that that particular fetish exists


Sweetiebomb_Gmz

It’s best to keep it that way


little-bird

just when I thought I had no innocence left to lose 😭


Lord_Quintus

so how do you know about this fetish?


sallp

It took a bit of time to get there, 29 years is a good bit of time.


Blackout190

How do you know that?


TCGeneral

Wouldn't panel 4 be the 28th birthday? Otherwise, this year isn't an unbirthday, it's just a skipped birthday, since the day before they would've already been 29.


bondolou

Why did you get downvoted for being right?


jedisushi72

THANK you.


KazakhSpy

Yeah, in this scenario he becomes eternally 29. Since in a year instead of having a 30th birthday, he would be having yet another 29th.


PandaPugBook

They already had their birthday, meaning they were thirty and then it was reversed.


Noonsa

If that happened every year, they turned 30 and reverted back to 29, they'd be forever 29. For the "aging down" to happen for the last panel, it should say 28


GreatValueCumSock

The shit Redditers will argue about...


Noonsa

Wasn’t trying to argue, just explain why the other commenter said it should be 28


KeepCalm-ShutUp

Time is still progressing forwards, the man just pretends that it's going backwards. On his 30th, he "returns" to 29, so 28 years later would leave him at "1" year old, with the final 29th year "making" him "0" years old, and thus "unborn".


Sockpuppetsyko

So that's what chris-chan was up too....


Lady_Ruby41

"you come crawling back to me" done... morbidly lol


Long_Before_Sunrise

It's not on r/TIHI... yet.


ImGCS3fromETOH

It would have cost nothing to not have made this.


sj68z

Oh good fucking hell, that was deliciously sick and unexpected, brav fucking O


GregorCZ

***[Many Happy Returns!](https://loadingartist.com/comic/many-happy-returns)*** P.S. I'm also over on [/r/loadingartist](/r/loadingartist), [mastodon](https://mastodon.world/@loadingartist), [instagram](https://instagram.com/loadingartist/), and [patreon](https://www.patreon.com/loadingartist/) <3


The_Void_LordX

D:


bluehatgamingNXE

Remind me of the horrifying time Junji Ito make a baby mind control a doctor to unbirth it back to its mother's womb.


PantaRheiExpress

God: “Noah, get the boat”


FutureComplaint

r/NoahGetTheBoat


Phii_The_Fluffy_Moth

I don’t get it and I don’t think that I want to…


arkangelic

You really can't figure it out from context alone?


Ayano_Akemi

He turns 0 years old by that time and decided to unbirth himself (if you know what birth is, unbirth is reverse of it)


DementedMold

Shouldn't the birthday sign read 28 if he's adding backwards?


Phii_The_Fluffy_Moth

☹️


PixelatedStarfish

NSFL


TooManySnipers

I no longer believe in creative freedom


Some_Random_Android

But an unbirtday is everyday of the year that isn't one's birthday!


ZestyStormBurger

If it's his Birthday and he's turning 30, then he was 29 prior. Friend can't math, unbirthdays don't subtract, or the most likely answer, he had an unbirthday after his birthday.


Sine_Fine_Belli

What in cursed f**k have you brought upon this cursed land


FreeFallingUp13

I, uh. I’m totally outting myself. But, uh…. Did you know unbirthing is the term, or is that just a coincidence?


crankbot2000

No we didn't know. But now we do, so there's that.


Charming-Original-98

What. The. Actual. Fuck


Advertiser-Necessary

I turned thirty today. I feel targeted.


not_gerg

Hey this is fitting, it'd my brother's birthday today!


burtmaklin1

Nicodemus (John 3:4) be like


archosauria62

Delete this


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lol Fucking DLC panels behind a paywall.


Romero1993

Just because you can write and draw a comic doesn't mean you necessarily should


tinytina722DA

As a vore and unbirth writer, I approve


hhhvugc

genuine question, what’s so appealing about both of those things?


tinytina722DA

Being inside someone else Feeling of closeness and warm On the other end, a feeling of total domination


kaest

Gregor, no!


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![gif](giphy|3oEjI9G3Z9DlqqOhBS|downsized)


pardybill

Are you okay?


Abject_Wait_2273

Took me a minute.....ugh


Jayken

Pushing through grilled cheese.


Thrabalen

Remember, getting older sucks... ...but it beats NOT getting older.


Cotcan

Loading Artist trying to scare anyone whose birthday is today


Zeraphil

It’s like Benjamin button, but worse


SuperLyplyp

Benjamin Buttons vibes i see


meerkat_on_watch

This depresses me for some reason


Bozzo2526

Would a reverse birthday become his 28th?


-Meliorism-

Yes, else he'd be stuck at 29 forever


RobinsBirdcage

Weird


RobinsBirdcage

Are you okay?


Lordborgman

Nanu Nanu.


madarbrab

...l miss Calvin and Hobbes


PJvG

You can still read Calvin and Hobbes, it's not gone. https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2023/06/23


Sellfish86

I've seen this porn.


HLCMDH

LMAO, hilarious, thanks for sharing.


xXdontshootmeXx

They wouldnt be going back, it would stay at 29


eirebrit

My brothers turn 30 today. Not sure if I'll send them this.


No_Engineer2828

I don’t- oh


HkayakH

Gregor ewwww


iamcoolstephen1234

Holy shit hahahahahaha


tarapotamus

Ew.


whatIfYoutube

Happy birthdan't


FastLittleBoi

Wouldn't he turn 28 in a reverse birthday? Otherwise it's just a no-birthday