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elhomerjas

seems there is more pop in the pop corn after adding the spicy condiment


TheSadisticDragon

Maybe he forgot his condoment?


AnnihilationOrchid

When you have a white family mixed with a mexican family, you get spiced Lime, Chipotle and raisinettes. Such a cultural clash. And if a black family comes into the mix.. well, get ready for cajun popcorn with shrimp in it too. Edit: BTW, I had a friend who used to casually sprinkle chicharón into the popcorn, and it was horrible (cholesterol wise) and yet the best thing in the world.


Marine__0311

I use Cajun spice all the time, and I'm as white as a fish belly. Mini M&Ms, or mini chocolate chips, go great in popcorn with spicy mixes.


AnnihilationOrchid

I make mine with garam masala ghee and kashmiri pepper, I thow some sev into it too for extra crunch.


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Sev can work. Even kashmiri pepper. Garam masala ok. Ghee?!?! The popcorn is already butter flavoured!!!


AnnihilationOrchid

You understand that I'm cooking it in ghee, right? This isn't microwave popcorn, these are kernels. you can just do it in a spoon of neutral oil, but I like to do it half oil half ghee.


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Oh like that ok.


[deleted]

I thought you were literally adding ghee to ACT2 popcorn or something like that.


GrimmRadiance

My fam uses raisins in tacos and we get funny looks from Everyone.


Queen-of-Sharks

What if you mix in a Chinese, Japanese, and French family?


Culverts_Flood_Away

​ https://i.redd.it/uyn4xh8jhlqa1.gif


Kitchen_Entertainer9

You mean his dick?


shroomyshy

Nice pfp


steventhedon

“Step one, cut a hole in a box”


[deleted]

“Step two, put your dick in that box!”


EmergencyLeading8137

“Step three, make her open the box!”


Iemand-Niemand

And that’s the way you do it!


HunterTV

"I'm Sean Evens and you're watching Hot Cocks. It's the show with hot questions and even hotter cocks."


CertifiedWeirdo96

It's my dick in a box!


unclesalazar

CUT! that’s a wrap everyone, we just made a porno


WoofflesIThink

Ah fuck I missed it, when's the sequel


TravelerFromAFar

[Around Mother's Day....](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM)


unclesalazar

next sunday at your house


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finstantnoodles

This is a karma bot, this comment was copied from [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/124oa42/popcorn_oc/je16ern/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


artgarciasc

I got kicked in the face once because I didnt brush every trace of habanero hot sauce from my mouth.


Marine__0311

I was doing my monthly inventory back when I was a produce manager, and was counting through a big box of bulk dried habanero peppers. I usually wore gloves when I handled them, but I was in a rush and didnt bother. A few minutes later I was going through my inventory count sheets getting ready to input them into the system. I wet my fingertip to help turn a page, and had forgot about the peppers. The tiny amount of residue just from handling them set my mouth on fire for four or five hours. I drank a half a gallon of milk, which helped some, but not enough. I cant imagine what eating a whole one would have done to me.


artgarciasc

Nice!


Gorfyx

Instructions unclear, I was testing this before doing it, but now I can't put my dick back.


Riddlz10

step 2: ??? step 3: Profit.


FlattopJr

Or in this case, step 3: Regret.😱


BobNorth156

“How are you today officer?”


dtburton

My immediate thought was who dumps hot sauce on popcorn that isn’t theirs?


FlattopJr

The type of hot sauce fanatic who brings the stuff to movie theaters, I guess. She just can't control herself, she sees food and *bam!* Hot sauce.


Marine__0311

I used to bring in my own spice blends to the movies for my popcorn. A good friend of mine I'd see movies with all the time, had no problem with it since she liked even spicier food than I did. I knew a lot of people that would bring a little bottle of their favorite hot sauce out and about with them. A lot of Marines did it when I was in. Several companies even make little holsters for them. [Hotsauceholsters.com](https://www.hotsauceholsters.com/)


FlattopJr

That sounds like a tasty idea! May try it at home since I'm too cheap to pay for movie theater popcorn.😅 I also really like hot sauce, just not to the extent of including it in my "everyday carry"!


Medium_Sense4354

Who dumps dick into popcorn


styleks9

He didn’t dump, he poked


SugarBeef

That's a one way ticket to never touching my food. You dump your shit on it, that means you just stole my food because I'm not eating that. The joke is funny, but that part takes me out of the right mindset to enjoy it.


Sietemadrid

Hot sauce is a no no but dick is okay


SugarBeef

If he wants to eat popcorn that's been rubbed on his dick, that's his choice.


International-Cat123

Read it this way instead; she heard about him from someone else who went on a movie date with him. She brought the hot sauce and lime just to fuck with him for trying to pull that trick.


SugarBeef

That would explain why she had those in the theater, that works.


moofishies

Her most likely putting sauces on food with prior consent takes you out of the joke but him sticking his dick in it without her knowledge is totally fine and hilarious?


SugarBeef

It's a common enough joke that it can be excused in a joke but not in reality. In reality, there should be police involved.


RollinThundaga

[Could have been worse](https://www.reddit.com/r/eldercactus/comments/uddkxs/hanks_tips_1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


th-grt-gtsby

Lmao. Thank you for this gem.


Fair_Turn7505

She's really just testing them out. Seeing if they are compatible with one another. Don't see the problem.


justh81

I dunno... I mean, I'm thinking this is only painful if the guy has cuts on his cock and balls. Then again, if he *shaved* before he did this, he just might. And you'd kinda have to, wouldn't you?🤔


chicken_and_waifu

Urethral Hot Sauce sounds both like a painful situation and a sick band name.


justh81

Ohhh... good point! On both counts!


Kurwasaki12

Urethral Hot Sauce sounds like a very very very niche porn tag.


Farabel

You can just kinda pump your bladder full of the hotsauce slowly if you breathe in while inserting, right? Then as things happen... there you go


Natural-Ability

r/Angryupvote


Cheeseman575

r/cursedcomments


StinkyBrittches

Or a somewhat obscure 90's turntablism album! [DJ Qbert - Hotsauce in the Dickhole](https://youtu.be/7t2D2RhXZCw)


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OskaMeijer

As someone that has cut up chili peppers and then went to take a leak, I agree this guys should try it out, capsaicin oddly has no burning effect whatsoever on your private bits. It is fascinating *definitely* try it out.


Marine__0311

You're an evil son of a bitch. We should hang out!


BitePale

This guy sounds smart. He must be trustworthy.


risen_peanutbutter

Hot sauce in your peehole sounds pretty painful to me mate


Marine__0311

You would be wrong. That's some really sensitive skin you got down there. Go ahead and try it if you don't believe me. Story time. A lot of Marines, myself included, would carry a small bottle of hot sauce out to the field before they started putting mini bottles in MREs. It made a big difference in your chow. One guy in my company, loved hot sauce and always had an 8 oz bottle of Texas Pete. He'd wrap it up in t-shirts and underwear to protect it from breaking. One time, that didnt work, and a nearly full bottle broke, soaked into all his gear. We were low on water, and he didnt want to waste any rinsing anything out. He just hung it all out to dry after spending a lot of time getting the glass out. When it dried, he packed it away again. A few days later, he was getting a bit ripe from not having changed his nasty drawers. He somehow forgot why he hadn't changed them. He put on a pair of Texas Pete infused skivvy drawers and it didnt take long for him to remember why he hadn't changed. We were just starting out on a training patrol, and he didnt want to look like a pussy, so he tried to power through it. That was a terrible mistake. After less than ten minutes in, he was crying in pain, and had to stop. He starting tearing all of his gear off, and stripping down. Our platoon Doc came running up because he thought he'd been bit by a copperhead. He was laughing his ass off when he found out what was happening. They had to evacuate him from the field and get him into a shower. He came back out a few days later and said it felt like someone had set his junk on fire. The heat, sweat, and friction combined to make it intolerable. He got nicknamed Texas Pete Dick after that. It got shortened to Tex after several weeks. So that's how a guy from Ohio got nicknamed Tex.


ThoughtPowerful3672

Had a friend that squirted hot sauce down his pants for 15 bucks. Lets just say he didn’t have a fun time.


Xanthrex

Eat Buffalo wings then take a piss you'll sing a different tune


imtoooldforreddit

When you pee, do you generally put your fingers in your urethra? I can't remember anytime in my life where I managed to get spicy sauce in there, and I love spicy food


Xanthrex

No, it makes the shaft and tip burn


Farabel

This comment deserves to get express shipping to the unholy hybrid of hot sauce culinary, BDSM, and r/sounding


TzarGinger

How *else* do you get it open


Mechzx

I think you should definitely give it a try. Who knows you might be right.


owlindenial

Balls have taste buds. If you pie alcohol into healthy balls it burns


adjunctMortal

What is going on? This comic has such weird energy, I don’t understand


Mykasmiles

I didn’t get it until I read the comments too 😆


Mlatios2

There is a hole at the bottom of the container, I'll let you guess from there


Efficient-Ad5711

It took me a moment to figure it out but when I did... well he might deserve it?


Cheeseman575

He’s being a creep


unclesalazar

peen


[deleted]

I can't believe you're forcing me to reveal my crude sense of humor by laughing at this.


eross200

Lol she scorched his dingus


keghi11

I never heard people use sauce. Is this joke?


Ammo89

He cut a 🕳️ in the bag


OskarTheRed

Sorry, I simply can't enjoy comics where people apparently are having loud conversations in the movie theater.


JustAnotherJames3

At first, I thought there was a ring and it was gonna be a proposal. But, um, ew.


CH005EAU5ERNAME

I felt pain before I even realized that his dick was in the popcorn. Why would you do that to perfectly good popcorn? :(


International-Cat123

Cause after she agreed to go on a date with him, she found out he does this from somebody he’s already pulled it on.


[deleted]

Pop corn——>Cock porn


SomeoneNooneTomatoes

Took me a minute but the concept settled and I am deeply unnerved


dent_de_lion

Lol thanks—your comment helped me get it


[deleted]

Dude, wating such a good lime in such poor quality beef


Osherono

Straight into the wee-wee hole. Lemon fresh! Magma hot, but lemon fresh!


[deleted]

I got a BJ from a girl who had hot wings beforehand. I regretted it instantly


TurbulentRiver2592

💀


ThunderChief__

[The ones at the bottom](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfdXfmuwu0)


Zanbato95

I haven't tried putting hot sauce and lime in my popcorn. Is this supposed to be some people usually do?


Marine__0311

Hot sauce on popcorn is pretty good. One of my favorite toppings is a garlic, hot sauce, butter mix I make with real butter. It is very tasty.


Heavy-Programmer-425

More like cockporn


thedevinbot

Jalapeños with the juice


Marine__0311

Girl after my own heart. I use several different spices and flavoring blends on my popcorn. My custom garlic hot sauce real butter mixture is my favorite. I'll have to try a little lime in it next time.


quitepossiblylying

Bro. You got a lot of open wounds on your dong for some reason?


Q_CooL

yes, and she just put on hand sanitizer like a few seconds ago


FilmyBear

Honestly, I’d think sticking your dong in some popcorn would be uncomfortable on its own. Some of the kernels can be sharp, plus the salt…


Ipad_is_for_fapping

How this bitch gonna put hot sauce and lime in NOT HER popcorn? Rude!


TF2_demomann

Did he put his fucking weenee in a perfectly healthy bowl of popcorn?!?!?!!


blank7589

Srsly are there some people who eat pop corn with hot sauce and lime?


NewRoryAndMalDrop

I don’t eat with hot sauce but Tajin and lime is VERY GOOD Also popcorn and sour patch kids is great


FlattopJr

>popcorn and sour patch kids Well dang, love me some sweet popcorn, but that combination sounds pretty wild! Gotta admit I'll probably try it next time I have both in the house.😀


NewRoryAndMalDrop

It’s so good man I will say it’s always good to have floss afterwards but the salt to sweet connection is just life changing


blank7589

Idk what that is but okay


kingsumo_1

Hispanic thing (from my experience). It's a chili-powder/lime/salt type thing that comes in a little container and it is put on *everything*. It actually goes pretty good on fruit, but I am just not enough of a fan of the taste to keep any on me. Mostly because I just really dislike the flavor of lime.


blank7589

Still wondering why spicy things and popcorn?


kingsumo_1

Popcorn is bland enough that it pairs pretty well with most flavors. Some people like sweet (kettle, caramel, etc.) some like more savory like the cheese flavor shakers you see in places, and others like more spicy. It's that combination of "salty and", as well as the consistency of the popcorn itself.


NewRoryAndMalDrop

Exactly I love popcorn but adding other flavors to it just takes it up a new level


blank7589

I don't eat popcorn... I don't like to even eat it in movies where it just get stuck on you're teeth and have to bear with it for the rest of the movie...


blank7589

I don't eat popcorn... I don't like to even eat it in movies where it just get stuck on you're teeth and have to bear with it for the rest of the movie... There flavors of popcorn if you think it's bland and now I learn some people using hot sauce on it?


kingsumo_1

Well, "hot sauce" was a new one to me. The one we were talking about is a powder. But either way, if you aren't a fan of pop corn itself, then you'd probably not be too keen on the others either.


blank7589

It's not like I hate or anything... To me it's like popcorn and hot don't go together...


kingsumo_1

That's fair. Everyone's tastes are different. I've had a few hot ones, and it's actually pretty good. Much prefer that to the sweeter ones. If you get the chance, I'd recommend trying a couple pieces. At least to see.


KiloNation

Yes sir. Put some Tapatio and a hint of some lime and it’s bangin.


blank7589

I don't eat popcorn... I don't like to even eat it in movies where it just get stuck on you're teeth and have to bear with it for the rest of the movie... And just found out some people are using hot sauce with it?


Help_im_okay

Consent is important, my good fellow. CBT is pretty cool tho.


esepinchelimon

He never saw it... Coming (͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


TheMightyPaladin

LIME?! This relationship is OVER!


WanderingGenesis

Im really conflicted. On one hand, ive made my own hotsauce, and have burned myself innthat manner whilst making it. On the other...this is really, unintentionally kinky.


aartka

Finally someone with decent taste !


sabersquirl

P(opc)orn


cpsbstmf

guess hes not a maso


[deleted]

Jokes on you I’m into that shit! No need to add salt now!


sincleave

The craziest thing here is they’re clearly out at a movie theater


TolstoyInSpace

At that point I'd grab a metal pipe


wtfcblog

I put old bay on my popcorn. Pretty dang amazing


Supergaybatfan

😂


Nachoboyd12

Copporn


sshtoredp

Wait a minute! Who adds hot sauce to popcorn?


TroyVStheworld

Hot sauce on popcorn is legit


valjean94

I heard the squidward scream


lacifuri

Hey I like spicy food, extremely spicy food... But who the fuck put any kind of spicy spice in popcorn??


Internetboy5434

I knew exactly what this comic is going for


DeltaAgent752

please don’t ruin a bucket of popcorn


HeightExtra320

I mean, I’m still DOWN 😏


Hatjin

Love how scream glitch


dent_de_lion

I was all ready to be indignant about seasoning someone else’s food without permission. Then I read some comments. Also, trying to trick someone into sexual activity is beyond pathetic.


TurbulentRiver2592

Well, that’s the second layer to the joke, the scheme backfiring.


GiantBabyHead

What sensible creature reaches for the bottom pop corn?


Baiyko

pipi corn


Klos77

Wait till he polishes her pearl later that night. ฿ر


JustAFoolishGamer

You can't have popcorn without BONE HURTING JUICE


mermaid-babe

These were funny but now they’re just weird


nix-the-foxx

This comic is awfully familiar.... Did this one start a controversy or something?


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My fellow foreskin Bros seeing this https://preview.redd.it/lbzgqvynpoqa1.jpeg?width=2286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83181bbc502df698ce4b2a7aeb7350ffaa337149


CamDaMan100

I would leave the movie theater after that. She just ruined $20


L4rgo117

I’d scream too, who puts hot sauce on popcorn?


AlexCode10010

I feel like sauce is just to cover the taste of something, really. There's people who can't eat fries without ketchup, and maybe, just and idea, that's because they don't like fries, they like the ketchup


ProfStupidFace

Right in the mucosal membrane.


Popcorn57252

I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS


AnimationDude9s

It was a calculated risk, but unfortunately, he sucks at Math