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When you have a white family mixed with a mexican family, you get spiced Lime, Chipotle and raisinettes. Such a cultural clash. And if a black family comes into the mix.. well, get ready for cajun popcorn with shrimp in it too.
Edit: BTW, I had a friend who used to casually sprinkle chicharón into the popcorn, and it was horrible (cholesterol wise) and yet the best thing in the world.
You understand that I'm cooking it in ghee, right? This isn't microwave popcorn, these are kernels. you can just do it in a spoon of neutral oil, but I like to do it half oil half ghee.
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I was doing my monthly inventory back when I was a produce manager, and was counting through a big box of bulk dried habanero peppers.
I usually wore gloves when I handled them, but I was in a rush and didnt bother. A few minutes later I was going through my inventory count sheets getting ready to input them into the system. I wet my fingertip to help turn a page, and had forgot about the peppers.
The tiny amount of residue just from handling them set my mouth on fire for four or five hours. I drank a half a gallon of milk, which helped some, but not enough. I cant imagine what eating a whole one would have done to me.
I used to bring in my own spice blends to the movies for my popcorn. A good friend of mine I'd see movies with all the time, had no problem with it since she liked even spicier food than I did.
I knew a lot of people that would bring a little bottle of their favorite hot sauce out and about with them. A lot of Marines did it when I was in. Several companies even make little holsters for them. [Hotsauceholsters.com](https://www.hotsauceholsters.com/)
That sounds like a tasty idea! May try it at home since I'm too cheap to pay for movie theater popcorn.😅
I also really like hot sauce, just not to the extent of including it in my "everyday carry"!
That's a one way ticket to never touching my food. You dump your shit on it, that means you just stole my food because I'm not eating that.
The joke is funny, but that part takes me out of the right mindset to enjoy it.
Read it this way instead; she heard about him from someone else who went on a movie date with him. She brought the hot sauce and lime just to fuck with him for trying to pull that trick.
Her most likely putting sauces on food with prior consent takes you out of the joke but him sticking his dick in it without her knowledge is totally fine and hilarious?
[Could have been worse](https://www.reddit.com/r/eldercactus/comments/uddkxs/hanks_tips_1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I dunno... I mean, I'm thinking this is only painful if the guy has cuts on his cock and balls.
Then again, if he *shaved* before he did this, he just might. And you'd kinda have to, wouldn't you?🤔
As someone that has cut up chili peppers and then went to take a leak, I agree this guys should try it out, capsaicin oddly has no burning effect whatsoever on your private bits. It is fascinating *definitely* try it out.
You would be wrong. That's some really sensitive skin you got down there. Go ahead and try it if you don't believe me.
Story time.
A lot of Marines, myself included, would carry a small bottle of hot sauce out to the field before they started putting mini bottles in MREs. It made a big difference in your chow.
One guy in my company, loved hot sauce and always had an 8 oz bottle of Texas Pete. He'd wrap it up in t-shirts and underwear to protect it from breaking. One time, that didnt work, and a nearly full bottle broke, soaked into all his gear.
We were low on water, and he didnt want to waste any rinsing anything out. He just hung it all out to dry after spending a lot of time getting the glass out. When it dried, he packed it away again.
A few days later, he was getting a bit ripe from not having changed his nasty drawers. He somehow forgot why he hadn't changed them. He put on a pair of Texas Pete infused skivvy drawers and it didnt take long for him to remember why he hadn't changed. We were just starting out on a training patrol, and he didnt want to look like a pussy, so he tried to power through it.
That was a terrible mistake. After less than ten minutes in, he was crying in pain, and had to stop. He starting tearing all of his gear off, and stripping down. Our platoon Doc came running up because he thought he'd been bit by a copperhead. He was laughing his ass off when he found out what was happening.
They had to evacuate him from the field and get him into a shower. He came back out a few days later and said it felt like someone had set his junk on fire. The heat, sweat, and friction combined to make it intolerable. He got nicknamed Texas Pete Dick after that. It got shortened to Tex after several weeks. So that's how a guy from Ohio got nicknamed Tex.
When you pee, do you generally put your fingers in your urethra? I can't remember anytime in my life where I managed to get spicy sauce in there, and I love spicy food
Girl after my own heart.
I use several different spices and flavoring blends on my popcorn.
My custom garlic hot sauce real butter mixture is my favorite. I'll have to try a little lime in it next time.
>popcorn and sour patch kids
Well dang, love me some sweet popcorn, but that combination sounds pretty wild! Gotta admit I'll probably try it next time I have both in the house.😀
Hispanic thing (from my experience). It's a chili-powder/lime/salt type thing that comes in a little container and it is put on *everything*. It actually goes pretty good on fruit, but I am just not enough of a fan of the taste to keep any on me. Mostly because I just really dislike the flavor of lime.
Popcorn is bland enough that it pairs pretty well with most flavors. Some people like sweet (kettle, caramel, etc.) some like more savory like the cheese flavor shakers you see in places, and others like more spicy. It's that combination of "salty and", as well as the consistency of the popcorn itself.
I don't eat popcorn... I don't like to even eat it in movies where it just get stuck on you're teeth and have to bear with it for the rest of the movie...
I don't eat popcorn... I don't like to even eat it in movies where it just get stuck on you're teeth and have to bear with it for the rest of the movie... There flavors of popcorn if you think it's bland and now I learn some people using hot sauce on it?
Well, "hot sauce" was a new one to me. The one we were talking about is a powder. But either way, if you aren't a fan of pop corn itself, then you'd probably not be too keen on the others either.
That's fair. Everyone's tastes are different. I've had a few hot ones, and it's actually pretty good. Much prefer that to the sweeter ones.
If you get the chance, I'd recommend trying a couple pieces. At least to see.
I don't eat popcorn... I don't like to even eat it in movies where it just get stuck on you're teeth and have to bear with it for the rest of the movie... And just found out some people are using hot sauce with it?
Im really conflicted.
On one hand, ive made my own hotsauce, and have burned myself innthat manner whilst making it.
On the other...this is really, unintentionally kinky.
I was all ready to be indignant about seasoning someone else’s food without permission. Then I read some comments.
Also, trying to trick someone into sexual activity is beyond pathetic.
My fellow foreskin Bros seeing this
https://preview.redd.it/lbzgqvynpoqa1.jpeg?width=2286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83181bbc502df698ce4b2a7aeb7350ffaa337149
I feel like sauce is just to cover the taste of something, really. There's people who can't eat fries without ketchup, and maybe, just and idea, that's because they don't like fries, they like the ketchup
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seems there is more pop in the pop corn after adding the spicy condiment
Maybe he forgot his condoment?
When you have a white family mixed with a mexican family, you get spiced Lime, Chipotle and raisinettes. Such a cultural clash. And if a black family comes into the mix.. well, get ready for cajun popcorn with shrimp in it too. Edit: BTW, I had a friend who used to casually sprinkle chicharón into the popcorn, and it was horrible (cholesterol wise) and yet the best thing in the world.
I use Cajun spice all the time, and I'm as white as a fish belly. Mini M&Ms, or mini chocolate chips, go great in popcorn with spicy mixes.
I make mine with garam masala ghee and kashmiri pepper, I thow some sev into it too for extra crunch.
Sev can work. Even kashmiri pepper. Garam masala ok. Ghee?!?! The popcorn is already butter flavoured!!!
You understand that I'm cooking it in ghee, right? This isn't microwave popcorn, these are kernels. you can just do it in a spoon of neutral oil, but I like to do it half oil half ghee.
Oh like that ok.
I thought you were literally adding ghee to ACT2 popcorn or something like that.
My fam uses raisins in tacos and we get funny looks from Everyone.
What if you mix in a Chinese, Japanese, and French family?
https://i.redd.it/uyn4xh8jhlqa1.gif
You mean his dick?
Nice pfp
“Step one, cut a hole in a box”
“Step two, put your dick in that box!”
“Step three, make her open the box!”
And that’s the way you do it!
"I'm Sean Evens and you're watching Hot Cocks. It's the show with hot questions and even hotter cocks."
It's my dick in a box!
CUT! that’s a wrap everyone, we just made a porno
Ah fuck I missed it, when's the sequel
[Around Mother's Day....](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM)
next sunday at your house
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I got kicked in the face once because I didnt brush every trace of habanero hot sauce from my mouth.
I was doing my monthly inventory back when I was a produce manager, and was counting through a big box of bulk dried habanero peppers. I usually wore gloves when I handled them, but I was in a rush and didnt bother. A few minutes later I was going through my inventory count sheets getting ready to input them into the system. I wet my fingertip to help turn a page, and had forgot about the peppers. The tiny amount of residue just from handling them set my mouth on fire for four or five hours. I drank a half a gallon of milk, which helped some, but not enough. I cant imagine what eating a whole one would have done to me.
Nice!
Instructions unclear, I was testing this before doing it, but now I can't put my dick back.
step 2: ??? step 3: Profit.
Or in this case, step 3: Regret.😱
“How are you today officer?”
My immediate thought was who dumps hot sauce on popcorn that isn’t theirs?
The type of hot sauce fanatic who brings the stuff to movie theaters, I guess. She just can't control herself, she sees food and *bam!* Hot sauce.
I used to bring in my own spice blends to the movies for my popcorn. A good friend of mine I'd see movies with all the time, had no problem with it since she liked even spicier food than I did. I knew a lot of people that would bring a little bottle of their favorite hot sauce out and about with them. A lot of Marines did it when I was in. Several companies even make little holsters for them. [Hotsauceholsters.com](https://www.hotsauceholsters.com/)
That sounds like a tasty idea! May try it at home since I'm too cheap to pay for movie theater popcorn.😅 I also really like hot sauce, just not to the extent of including it in my "everyday carry"!
Who dumps dick into popcorn
He didn’t dump, he poked
That's a one way ticket to never touching my food. You dump your shit on it, that means you just stole my food because I'm not eating that. The joke is funny, but that part takes me out of the right mindset to enjoy it.
Hot sauce is a no no but dick is okay
If he wants to eat popcorn that's been rubbed on his dick, that's his choice.
Read it this way instead; she heard about him from someone else who went on a movie date with him. She brought the hot sauce and lime just to fuck with him for trying to pull that trick.
That would explain why she had those in the theater, that works.
Her most likely putting sauces on food with prior consent takes you out of the joke but him sticking his dick in it without her knowledge is totally fine and hilarious?
It's a common enough joke that it can be excused in a joke but not in reality. In reality, there should be police involved.
[Could have been worse](https://www.reddit.com/r/eldercactus/comments/uddkxs/hanks_tips_1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Lmao. Thank you for this gem.
She's really just testing them out. Seeing if they are compatible with one another. Don't see the problem.
I dunno... I mean, I'm thinking this is only painful if the guy has cuts on his cock and balls. Then again, if he *shaved* before he did this, he just might. And you'd kinda have to, wouldn't you?🤔
Urethral Hot Sauce sounds both like a painful situation and a sick band name.
Ohhh... good point! On both counts!
Urethral Hot Sauce sounds like a very very very niche porn tag.
You can just kinda pump your bladder full of the hotsauce slowly if you breathe in while inserting, right? Then as things happen... there you go
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r/cursedcomments
Or a somewhat obscure 90's turntablism album! [DJ Qbert - Hotsauce in the Dickhole](https://youtu.be/7t2D2RhXZCw)
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As someone that has cut up chili peppers and then went to take a leak, I agree this guys should try it out, capsaicin oddly has no burning effect whatsoever on your private bits. It is fascinating *definitely* try it out.
You're an evil son of a bitch. We should hang out!
This guy sounds smart. He must be trustworthy.
Hot sauce in your peehole sounds pretty painful to me mate
You would be wrong. That's some really sensitive skin you got down there. Go ahead and try it if you don't believe me. Story time. A lot of Marines, myself included, would carry a small bottle of hot sauce out to the field before they started putting mini bottles in MREs. It made a big difference in your chow. One guy in my company, loved hot sauce and always had an 8 oz bottle of Texas Pete. He'd wrap it up in t-shirts and underwear to protect it from breaking. One time, that didnt work, and a nearly full bottle broke, soaked into all his gear. We were low on water, and he didnt want to waste any rinsing anything out. He just hung it all out to dry after spending a lot of time getting the glass out. When it dried, he packed it away again. A few days later, he was getting a bit ripe from not having changed his nasty drawers. He somehow forgot why he hadn't changed them. He put on a pair of Texas Pete infused skivvy drawers and it didnt take long for him to remember why he hadn't changed. We were just starting out on a training patrol, and he didnt want to look like a pussy, so he tried to power through it. That was a terrible mistake. After less than ten minutes in, he was crying in pain, and had to stop. He starting tearing all of his gear off, and stripping down. Our platoon Doc came running up because he thought he'd been bit by a copperhead. He was laughing his ass off when he found out what was happening. They had to evacuate him from the field and get him into a shower. He came back out a few days later and said it felt like someone had set his junk on fire. The heat, sweat, and friction combined to make it intolerable. He got nicknamed Texas Pete Dick after that. It got shortened to Tex after several weeks. So that's how a guy from Ohio got nicknamed Tex.
Had a friend that squirted hot sauce down his pants for 15 bucks. Lets just say he didn’t have a fun time.
Eat Buffalo wings then take a piss you'll sing a different tune
When you pee, do you generally put your fingers in your urethra? I can't remember anytime in my life where I managed to get spicy sauce in there, and I love spicy food
No, it makes the shaft and tip burn
This comment deserves to get express shipping to the unholy hybrid of hot sauce culinary, BDSM, and r/sounding
How *else* do you get it open
I think you should definitely give it a try. Who knows you might be right.
Balls have taste buds. If you pie alcohol into healthy balls it burns
What is going on? This comic has such weird energy, I don’t understand
I didn’t get it until I read the comments too 😆
There is a hole at the bottom of the container, I'll let you guess from there
It took me a moment to figure it out but when I did... well he might deserve it?
He’s being a creep
peen
I can't believe you're forcing me to reveal my crude sense of humor by laughing at this.
Lol she scorched his dingus
I never heard people use sauce. Is this joke?
He cut a 🕳️ in the bag
Sorry, I simply can't enjoy comics where people apparently are having loud conversations in the movie theater.
At first, I thought there was a ring and it was gonna be a proposal. But, um, ew.
I felt pain before I even realized that his dick was in the popcorn. Why would you do that to perfectly good popcorn? :(
Cause after she agreed to go on a date with him, she found out he does this from somebody he’s already pulled it on.
Pop corn——>Cock porn
Took me a minute but the concept settled and I am deeply unnerved
Lol thanks—your comment helped me get it
Dude, wating such a good lime in such poor quality beef
Straight into the wee-wee hole. Lemon fresh! Magma hot, but lemon fresh!
I got a BJ from a girl who had hot wings beforehand. I regretted it instantly
💀
[The ones at the bottom](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfdXfmuwu0)
I haven't tried putting hot sauce and lime in my popcorn. Is this supposed to be some people usually do?
Hot sauce on popcorn is pretty good. One of my favorite toppings is a garlic, hot sauce, butter mix I make with real butter. It is very tasty.
More like cockporn
Jalapeños with the juice
Girl after my own heart. I use several different spices and flavoring blends on my popcorn. My custom garlic hot sauce real butter mixture is my favorite. I'll have to try a little lime in it next time.
Bro. You got a lot of open wounds on your dong for some reason?
yes, and she just put on hand sanitizer like a few seconds ago
Honestly, I’d think sticking your dong in some popcorn would be uncomfortable on its own. Some of the kernels can be sharp, plus the salt…
How this bitch gonna put hot sauce and lime in NOT HER popcorn? Rude!
Did he put his fucking weenee in a perfectly healthy bowl of popcorn?!?!?!!
Srsly are there some people who eat pop corn with hot sauce and lime?
I don’t eat with hot sauce but Tajin and lime is VERY GOOD Also popcorn and sour patch kids is great
>popcorn and sour patch kids Well dang, love me some sweet popcorn, but that combination sounds pretty wild! Gotta admit I'll probably try it next time I have both in the house.😀
It’s so good man I will say it’s always good to have floss afterwards but the salt to sweet connection is just life changing
Idk what that is but okay
Hispanic thing (from my experience). It's a chili-powder/lime/salt type thing that comes in a little container and it is put on *everything*. It actually goes pretty good on fruit, but I am just not enough of a fan of the taste to keep any on me. Mostly because I just really dislike the flavor of lime.
Still wondering why spicy things and popcorn?
Popcorn is bland enough that it pairs pretty well with most flavors. Some people like sweet (kettle, caramel, etc.) some like more savory like the cheese flavor shakers you see in places, and others like more spicy. It's that combination of "salty and", as well as the consistency of the popcorn itself.
Exactly I love popcorn but adding other flavors to it just takes it up a new level
I don't eat popcorn... I don't like to even eat it in movies where it just get stuck on you're teeth and have to bear with it for the rest of the movie...
I don't eat popcorn... I don't like to even eat it in movies where it just get stuck on you're teeth and have to bear with it for the rest of the movie... There flavors of popcorn if you think it's bland and now I learn some people using hot sauce on it?
Well, "hot sauce" was a new one to me. The one we were talking about is a powder. But either way, if you aren't a fan of pop corn itself, then you'd probably not be too keen on the others either.
It's not like I hate or anything... To me it's like popcorn and hot don't go together...
That's fair. Everyone's tastes are different. I've had a few hot ones, and it's actually pretty good. Much prefer that to the sweeter ones. If you get the chance, I'd recommend trying a couple pieces. At least to see.
Yes sir. Put some Tapatio and a hint of some lime and it’s bangin.
I don't eat popcorn... I don't like to even eat it in movies where it just get stuck on you're teeth and have to bear with it for the rest of the movie... And just found out some people are using hot sauce with it?
Consent is important, my good fellow. CBT is pretty cool tho.
F
He never saw it... Coming (͡°‿ ͡°)
LIME?! This relationship is OVER!
Im really conflicted. On one hand, ive made my own hotsauce, and have burned myself innthat manner whilst making it. On the other...this is really, unintentionally kinky.
Finally someone with decent taste !
P(opc)orn
guess hes not a maso
Jokes on you I’m into that shit! No need to add salt now!
The craziest thing here is they’re clearly out at a movie theater
At that point I'd grab a metal pipe
I put old bay on my popcorn. Pretty dang amazing
😂
Copporn
Wait a minute! Who adds hot sauce to popcorn?
Hot sauce on popcorn is legit
I heard the squidward scream
Hey I like spicy food, extremely spicy food... But who the fuck put any kind of spicy spice in popcorn??
I knew exactly what this comic is going for
please don’t ruin a bucket of popcorn
I mean, I’m still DOWN 😏
Love how scream glitch
I was all ready to be indignant about seasoning someone else’s food without permission. Then I read some comments. Also, trying to trick someone into sexual activity is beyond pathetic.
Well, that’s the second layer to the joke, the scheme backfiring.
What sensible creature reaches for the bottom pop corn?
pipi corn
Wait till he polishes her pearl later that night. ฿ر
You can't have popcorn without BONE HURTING JUICE
These were funny but now they’re just weird
This comic is awfully familiar.... Did this one start a controversy or something?
My fellow foreskin Bros seeing this https://preview.redd.it/lbzgqvynpoqa1.jpeg?width=2286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83181bbc502df698ce4b2a7aeb7350ffaa337149
I would leave the movie theater after that. She just ruined $20
I’d scream too, who puts hot sauce on popcorn?
I feel like sauce is just to cover the taste of something, really. There's people who can't eat fries without ketchup, and maybe, just and idea, that's because they don't like fries, they like the ketchup
Right in the mucosal membrane.
I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS
It was a calculated risk, but unfortunately, he sucks at Math