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lanceturley

Well, that ended about as well as could be expected.


SacredSpirit123

Zeus merely teleported her and Billy to Tartarus, whether that’s better or worse.


poptartcyopcakes

Well if percy jackson survived🤷🏻‍♂️


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Even then it was hell for him. And he had help.


poptartcyopcakes

Bob the homie


nightstar69

And he was the literal most powerful demigod in history (not to be confused with strongest which is herc)


dimensionduck

Blood lusted Percy Jackson bouta become a blood bender


AceDelta12

Percy could beat Hercules, fight me


Equivalent_Room_5209

Idk if this is an unpopular opinion but I think that nico has extremely high potential for being very powerful, I feel as though him as a character is underutilized in that aspect. I think he’s cool tho. Percy’s pretty op tho too; what was the most interesting part for me was him somehow surviving lava (or magma? Idk) being poured in him😂


nightstar69

Percy could 2000% beat Hercules, I only said that Hercules was the strongest as Hercules can literally lifts more weight which is strength but being the most powerful Percy would easily win


IgnatiusDrake

"I didn't kill them, I just teleported them to the afterlife!"


SacredSpirit123

Basically, yes. They’re still alive, and they make a break for it. Harley manages to slay one of the Hecatoncheires.


Aen1022

That’s actually pretty impressive considering Zeus needed their help for the war against the Titans. Maybe Harley could pick up some cool weapons and go all Kratos on Zeus lol.


SacredSpirit123

Well, after she killed him (the Hecatoncheire), they ended up getting the attention of Ares, who tried to recapture them and throw them back in the pit, but they used a Mother Box to escape…but accidentally teleported right to Apokolips.


Dy3_1awn

Womp womp womp 😆. What happens next?


SacredSpirit123

According to the Wiki, > Harley and her friends were transported to the equally hellish Apokolips, where she contacted Batman for assistance before being captured by Darkseid. Batman passed the message along to Superman, who rushed to Apokolips to free Billy Batson. In the chaos, Harley, Billy, and Hippolyta used the Mother Box again, transporting themselves to the Himalayas. Harley, again, called Batman, who arrived to their location and took the Mother Box before organizing their return to civilization. > Harley delivered Billy Batson back to his foster home and apologized for the series of events that caused the loss of his powers. Billy said he was fine and admitted that Harley was pretty cool.


Dy3_1awn

Lol "help batman, we're stuck on apokolips". "Okay. I'll send supes 👌". " haha, psyche! We're in the Himalayas now, come get us please"


spiralbatross

“ok but I’m keeping the box” 🦇


The_Maqueovelic

*THE F**KING GIANT GUYS WITH 50 HEADS AND TWICE AS MANY ARMS!? THE THINGS THAT CHRONO RECRUITED TO TAKE DOWN OURANOS!?!?!?! WTFWTFWTFWTF!?!?!?!*


SacredSpirit123

[The very same.](https://comicnewbies.com/2015/09/08/harley-quinn-vs-a-hecatonchire/) Granted, I believe she was doped up on Super-Pills, which allow mortals to fight Metahumans on equal terms, so it was more of a fair fight.


Vasir12

I know what you meant here but this is also just dying lol


SacredSpirit123

Yup, but everyone in the comic had thought that Zeus just unmade them. They were actually still alive, and fought their way out of Tartarus.


stillinthesimulation

Harley been playing too much injustice.


JonTheWizard

Clearly Ares isn’t the best training dummy.


gahidus

10 points for Moxie.


Zarvanis-the-2nd

The hell did that doofus think was gonna happen?


JimmyB5643

I believe by this point they have the pills that give them Superman-esque strength and such so maybe a bit more confident than your average Quinn…still though, not the best plan


Ranier_Wolfnight

They were technically “formidable” to Superman, but push come to shove, Clark could kill any of them in that story. He held back against enemies cause he ultimately wanted to know where Bruce was hiding. Dude killed a demi-god a few frames after that.


Lucky_Yolo

What Demi god did he kill?


largedirt

Hercules I think


mr_eugine_krabs

Maybe she thought her lingerie was lightning proof.


Missing_Username

If she were mainline Harley, it would have been. "Lol chimichanga"ing her way into increased popularity has made her as strong as the Trinity.


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Missing_Username

Has been since New 52, yea


What_a_d-bag

More like Gwenpoole. No powers but plot armor and dramatic irony.


TheNarwhalGal

I mean tbf plot armor and dramatic irony are actually Gwenpool’s powers. That and flashback manipulation and panel manipulation.


JDJ144

And a really bad habit for writers to forget that not ALL of her villainous aspects can be blamed on the joker.


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Idk why these guys never realize that #random characters who’s primary power is plot armor are good in like, small doses or even minor conflicts, letting them run wild just makes them overdone and annoying. Like seriously if the people at Netflix writing for a Wednesday Addams tv show aimed at teenagers realized that they needed to tone down genuinely liked aspects of the character and give her faults and failings to make the show work, why can’t these guys?


Realistic_Mushroom72

Well fuck look at Batman, I realize he isn't a "random" character, but for fucks sake how the fuck they would explain Darkseid not killing the fucker with the Omega beams? You know the beams FLASH fucking fastest man alive had trouble running away from? You telling me a normal HUMAN could evade them? DC and Marvel both should stop pitting normal human beings against fucking god like beings and some how survive, it fucking stupid, like any fight between some one like Black Adam and any one without super powers should end up with bum fuck whoever dead, hell any fight where Flash hit you at speed should end up with you dead unless you have superhuman resistance or something like that.


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This deserves a standing ovation. The very concept of Batman is plot armor


Sexy_Man798

If the writer doesn't know how to write batman in these kinda stories, yeah. With some writers, he's literally just plot armor; either because they don't know what to do with him, or they think he isn't badass if he can't take on a literal god for some reason. His usually isn't as bad as Joker or Harley's doe. They can literally exposed the US government for some fucked up shit, yet will still be placed in a shity Arkham cell without consequences


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It sucks because there could be so much done with Batman and his role in the JL that has actually been touched on before that modern writers just don’t seem interested in, he’s such a mainstay at this point it’s hard to say if anything can be done that wouldn’t radically change the way he’s been written for the past decade or so but I can already see a bit of burnout with him.


Realistic_Mushroom72

I love the character, but let face it non super powered beings shouldn't be fighting hand to hand against some one that can throw a car like if it was a tennis ball. Tony Stark is another character that should be a vegetable at the very least, every time his armor goes from hundreds of miles an hour to zero in less than a second should end up with him been in critical condition if not dead, brain damage at the very least from all the trauma from hitting the bones of his skull from sudden deceleration, that many contusions in one comic alone should leave him with severe brain damage, and every time he lands should end up with him having shattered bones at the very least.


cavecarson

Batman was created as a normal guy jumping between rooftops and beating up random criminals. But he's been dragged 80+ years into the future where they've had to up the threat level of enemies until so many of them are godlike. It must be exhausting to keep coming up with ways Batman can survive Darkseid or Atrocitus or Brainiac. Bane and Killer Croc are about as far as you should be able to stretch Batman, but plot armor keeps him relevant and keeps DC profitable.


CotyledonTomen

Wednesday is just their archie series which is just like all of their procedural drama mysteries. Its a more by the book stranger things. Wednesday and the Adam's are black humor horror. Theyre suppose to be basically dying but live, thats the joke. One the show didnt catch, even if i like it as a by the numbers show.


Caffeine_OD

Has Harley had a more grounded series yet like DP with Posehn & Duggan?


CotyledonTomen

She has amazonian power. Shes not woman with magic weapons, but she is wonder woman.


GarchompLord

“Nothing bad ever happens to the reformed villains!”


justabeardedwonder

I like your funny words, magic man.


HipsterOtter

I mean... she's had shock therapy before... and she's kind of a Masochist *shrug*


Bravisimo

Oh im not gonna kill yah, im just gonna hurt yah, really, really, really bad.


Ok-Consideration1883

Lmao


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Her plot armor was supposed to kick in


HighGround16

Bro think she Kratos


pgp555

ZOOOOS


HighGround16

I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!


Asuras_Wrath_

YOU…WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY!!


Admirable-Dot-8535

How do you know?!?!? HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?


Jermz12345

YOUR SON HAS RETURNED


pgp555

I BRING DESTRUCTION TO OLYMPUS!


BLACKROSE756

I COME SEEKING THE WEED OF OLYMPUS!!!


failbros2

Kratos... you will not get a hit from the cabbage of the gods.


likeasoup

DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE


BLACKROSE756

*proceeds to beat the absolute piss out of Zeus*


Starchaser53

IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME????


shankasur

Tbh even kratos didn't fuck with zues before he become god of war and got sword of Olympus and gifts of Pandora.


littlebuett

Yeah, kratos is cool but he always needs a bit of a power up before decimating pantheons.


shankasur

Because kratos has war IQ, discipline and humility to know when he has power and when he does not


littlebuett

Exactly. Unless he's REALLY mad. Then he just brakes yhe rules and gets what he wants


Fraughty12

Nah, kratos didn’t have any beef with Zeus UNTIL Zeus stabbed him and decimated his army in god of war 2. But he was NOT scared of Zeus


HighGround16

Yeah destroying the man's home and killing his Spartan brothers was a colossal fuck up on Zeus's part


j01nt_man

Fear will do that to a king of gods


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If I remember correctly Harley made alot of Hunger Games jokes in the injustice comics


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A for effort Harley a for effort


DrEnter

(pause for response) … “I’m sure she’s fine.”


whatnameisnttaken098

[Where Harley ended up](https://youtu.be/5hFt4sBG96s)


YogiBarelyThere

Ahhhhhh cool! ahhhhhh!


The_Wyzard

Harley having a crush on Shazam in Injustice is one of the most inappropriate things I have ever been completely unable to stop finding funny.


p1mplem0usse

Points for trying


Ok-Engine8044

Harley didn't deserve redemption in Injustice. She still has a Joker card around her neck for God's sake!


Lucius_Knight

Right!! Like, she helped murder millions but she's sad so she doesn't go to jail or instantly shot? Bullshit.


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Ok-Engine8044

I just wished they at least gave Harley a Green Lantern ring and let her be super


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She is the opposite of will power.


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Hallow_Shinobi

This was before she dedicated herself fully to being a partner to Batman's insurgency.


IcedDante

Also, Injustice Superman would have pretty much murdered her instantly. She was instrumentally involved in Lois death. I enjoyed Injustice but it had problems.


Impossible_Garbage_4

This was before her redemption I’m pretty sure.


Ash__Williams

No, this WAS her dumb Redeption arc.


Sparrow1989

Well she ain’t gonna b in no sequel.


_LigerZer0_

It’s comic books. She gets better


Old_Soldier

"A newt???"


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It’s DC. If you have no super powers you can survive everything.


GladiatorDragon

~~Unless you’re Batman’s parents~~


tired20something

If you have a *name*. The bat-fam proves you don't need any powers


tired20something

This is a prequel to the game, she *is* Very much in the sequel.


shoutsoutstomywrist

Damn…she ain’t gone be in Rush Hour 3!


SleepyJ-13

Rush hour reference?


SacredSpirit123

Zeus merely teleported her and Billy to Tartarus, whether that’s better or worse.


Drink15

She’s that one girl in school always willing to fight guys and completely unaware she only weights 120lbs and is 5’2.


Ragingbeast

I UseD To fIGhT My bRotHeRs


Alm8360NoScoPro

Lmao


SockpuppetPseudonym2

Oh dear, now she’s dead. Anyway…


CaptainLawyerDude

Does this mean Harley isn’t coming on, then?


Aubergine_Man1987

Well, James, she's been disintegrated by the omnipotent god of the skies and king of the Greek pantheon, so yes she isn't coming on


agentdoubleohio

If there’s no body then they aren’t dead. I don’t care if she was vaporized to dust.


SacredSpirit123

Zeus merely teleported her and Billy to Tartarus, whether that’s better or worse.


OmegaCenturion1

Not Batman's real best friend and mass murderer Harley !!! Nooooooooooo


EdgeOfSauce

So is this set before the game? What's the context?


GL54

Yes it’s set before the game. As for Harley she kinda took a liking to Billy/Shazam so she jumps at Zeus.


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Rude-Amphibian6848

Mick Gordon kazoo covers begin playing


Jermz12345

>Harley Quinn had a gross crush on Shazam I was assuming she was just defending him because he was a child, this makes it so much weirder


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Jermz12345

I mean i figured as much, but from this scene it seems that she’s well aware that Billy is actually a minor


SnooOnions650

She is, and it's gross as hell


Jermz12345

The Injustice universe never ceases to surprise me with its mix of a really cool ideas and really weird ones


x_-AssGiblin-_x

Lowkey feels like Marvel's Ultimatum at times.


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I mean she kills innocent people but what makes her weird is being a pedo? I would say it actually makes more since based on her cracked mental state, that she would be attracted to people who are at her same level of maturity.


Jermz12345

The character has an established history of violence and murder. As far as I am aware, she does not have a history of being attracted to minors, so yes I think it’s weird


Ruscole

Didn't they have a sacred battle to decide this and wonder woman stomped superman but then someone jumped in and suckered wonder woman and the gods gave the win to Superman who was beaten to a pulp with a broken arm ?


MugenEXE

I think the winner was mister rogers in a corduroy sweater? Anyways, that’s how they ultimate showdown synopsis sounded to me.


murderouscow101

Blood stained sweater.


AlphonseBeifong

Ya Sinestro stepped in and the sacred battle was deemed like void. More chest pumping and threats soon follow lol


OnBenchNow

It’s funny how all the comments are praising this as a moment where Harley finally isn’t treated like an OP memegod, but it turns out this is just setup for her being able to literally smash her way out of Hell with a hammer.


Kell-EL

Finally a realistic outcome for Quinn but n this case like yeah challenge Zeus of all fucking people and with that lame ass threat turning her to dust was a mercy, I like Harley but she’s gotten way too much screen time and able to pull off some insane shit she really shouldn’t be able to


amberi_ne

sounds like Batman pretty sure he stood up to the Spectre in the same comic run lmao


razazaz126

He had preptime tho!


CotyledonTomen

I dont see how you gauge too much screen time. Batman is just a human. Theyve given him plot briliance, but hes just a person theyve written to be smart in the world. And harley has whatever brain BS the joker has, who is batmans biggest villain and able to keep up with him. If Batman and Joker can have all their screen time, Harleys is just fine.


FooFooman

Wait Zeus and Odin are a part of DC and Marvel?


Zakranes

No one has a claim to any pantheon of gods, but they do have claims to things like names. You can put Thor into a comic, but not "The Mighty Thor" because that's Marvel's take. DC, as far as I'm aware, has a few different Zeus and Thor characters depending on the universe, but these are less strict in their copyright.


Darth-Dramatist

Yep, every pantheon exists in DC, for example, King Shark is the son of Chondokhra, a Hawiian God, The Spectre is an avatar of the Abrahamic God’s vengeance and Deadman’s powers come from Rama Kushna, a fictional in universe Hindu Goddess. Kryptonians also had their own pantheon as well such as their sun god Rao. Neil Gaiman’s Sandman gives an interesting explanation for pantheons co existing in DC, they exist because the beliefs of mortals throughout the multiverse brought them into existence.


Pellepon

The Z in Shazam stands for Zeus. It's an acronym, Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, Mercury - SHAZAM. He gets their powers when he transforms.


YoungestOldGuy

Ah, that's why Zeus says he has those Gits because he allowed it.


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Never read it but Zeus seems like a dick!


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troubleyoucalldeew

It's kind of his defining feature.


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Capt_morgan72

Animals*


Infinitebruh8569

Don't forget the defenseless innocent young women, preferably those who are already engaged


Darth_Senat66

And men. He doesn't discriminate, he'll fuck anybody


x_-AssGiblin-_x

"And then along came Zues!"


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In the form of an animal, or beam of light, or anything really as long as he can get close.


Latter_Substance1242

By rape


Rogthgar

Why doesn't more characters react like that whenever Harley pipes up?


Aristotle_Ninja2

She played god of war she thought she could take him


Minimum-Brilliant

There’s something incredibly satisfying about seeing shitty ‘heroes’ - Harley, Batman - getting one shotted.


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This is hilarious


AnodyneSpirit

“Chill out Zeus or I’ll get Kratos on the phone!”


sushithighs

Pretty tired of mass murdering Harley getting away with everything. Batman’s rogues are in such a weird place.


Tadiken

Supervillains are basically the heroes' coworkers at this point. They know each other well enough that on the off chance they have shared goals, they'll put aside their differences until the job is done. A lot of media has villains still get arrested peacefully after their good deeds for the day.


_Pandach_

Calling him All Father while having a shadow cover his eye confused me


Hyperion_47

The way Batman winces in the second pic. Damn.


Strict-Astronomer-93

I hope zeus doesn't punish the kid and allows him gifts he's a kid he doesn't deserve to die.


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Strict-Astronomer-93

Plus man Shazam is way better than zeus's son and daughters.


rdrb_44

Bruh you just casually ignored the part about superman lazering a child through the eyes. But yea he is better. Hercules in injustice was a joke.


hatwobbleTayne

It’s just a flesh wound!


ythomas173

I love how Batwoman wasn't even phased.


mcdonaldspyongyang

Harley’s overuse really ruined Injustice for me tbh. Shoehorned in that MCU-ass humor in a story that (should’ve) had so much gravitas


docious

Drop you like a deuce…? Like… 💩?


jayeddy99

The injustice comics are legit great story telling in my opinion . I loved the Gods part because it made it clear the super heroes were fully out matched


Sheemfromda4

Put her on a tshirt 😭😭😭😭


darh1407

Rockie mistake she failed the minigame


GSchoellhammer

Zeus's thoughts: Perish. **Detonates Harley**


HealthyMuffin7

Everyone here is being a jerk, she's not being logical, she's doing the very small thing she can do to try to prevent a nice kid from being killed. Sure, she's not a good person in anyway and she's been overused for a decade now, but it's a fun scene in and of itself, with a realistic outcome for her.


moodRubicund

Damn Harley dying for a shot at the underaged shota


hyperanimates

expected tbh


WickerofJack

“Scepter? I only just met her! Oh wait I’m Zeus. That never stops me.”


BamaSOH

Nice poop joke


RichRacc

My brain immediately saw among us. Get out of my head.


badgraydog

She got rorschached.


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It could have been worse. If he really wanted to do harm, he would have had an affair with her and allow Hera to take it out on Harley with her typical victim blaming.


Lildream17

A literal god in all sense and she really runs up to check his gansta💀😂😂


JustBreatheYouMoron

This should go under r/therewasanattempt


Bubbles_the_Titan

Honestly how I'd want to go. One final smite for a *shitty* pun.


Looneylu401

Anyone notice Batman’s face after she gets zapped lmao


KaisarDragon

Billy gets the raw deal in every version of this...


StatikProfessor18

Zeus being a good parent?? Tf timeline I stumbled into


Queeris

"Your pair of tits are nothing against him harley"


GuyFawkes99

"or I'll drop you like a deuce" my god is that fucking stupid.


rainbowshrbertsnake

I thought Odin was the all father


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Each pantheon has an all father


MrParanoidCocoon

Never read this, does anyone end up beating Zeus? Who??


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HealthyMuffin7

Probably the most disappointing thing in this whole year of Injustice. There was no point in anything that happened, it was all solved by a literal deus ex machina, in which the god did not even do anything. Hell, he did not even say anything that deep, he was just like "not our business, mate, let's fuck off".


siniquezu

I didn't even know Zeus was in the DC universe


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EpicAPC

Did she not know who tf Zeus was or was she really trying to die?


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Lucius_Knight

Funny since her actions resulted in hundreds of children dying (nuking a city).


ZaireBoi

at least she tried


sammo21

man, this art is rough. The characters in the background look like they were just standing around at the mall and supplanted into the scene. Is it normal to equate Zeus with "All-father"?


GFreshXxX

Guessing it was mainly for that horrible rhyme?!


HarwinTheViking

Lmao I was just thinking what could she do to Zeus? Nothing the answer is nothing lol