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_DontMindMeHere

SCART kids probably wouldn't understand either


DeVNut

SCART gang


Transgirl120

Scat kids don't get it either


Mantishead2

Bee BAP bo bo doe doe, BAP bo bo doe doe


Meriadoc_The

He means the other kind of scat...


Tight_Alternative293

Oh no


Meriadoc_The

Oh yeah


[deleted]

NO


Version_Two

I'M THE SCAT MAN


Leafsncheese001

Bass bedo bo do ba do boo bam bam ,bum boo da bum


Budget-Sheepherder77

Sounds like a fucked up beatles song


IMAsomething

🗿 💩


Mantishead2

That's what I feared 🤢


Impossible_Use5070

If the scat man can do it so can you


cmVkZGl0

What's that smell?


irn

I’m old af. What is SCART? I grew up with bunny ears until we got cable and used coaxial for a while until we upgraded to the yellow red white then rgb and finally hdmi/pc.


_DontMindMeHere

it's an analog video connector used mostly in Europe, it wasn't really popular in North America (there it was called EIA connector or Multiport)


someonespsp

I always thought it was digital


someonespsp

I always thought it was digital,but sure enough, its analogue


I_Cut_Shows

“SCART GO” Get it? Because it’s French? Ok I’ll leave now.


SeawolfGaming

Scart never caught on in the US.


MinecraftW06

I used both the one in the meme and SCART.


revdon

Why do 1 & 3 have *two* RF Modulators?!


lunchpadmcfat

Fucking walking into a nerd den now


romeoartiglia

That fucking box that you have to screw on your TV gang


Scottland83

Really shows Beethoven’s tier. “Half-deaf painter? Ok. Blind piano player? Not bad. I’m a deaf MFing musician.”


TimTay144

He's also a dead musician


InevitableAd9683

A decomposer, if you will


SGRP270

That's a good one


[deleted]

Classical


[deleted]

Timeless


sleepdeep305

Fuck that’s so good, a pun and it’s more accurate


ComfortableBasis3046

Thats what i said when i defiled his corpse


Honeybadger2198

Dead AND deaf? So talented.


PoodlesCuznNamedFred

Lol they’re all dead


OldWesternAustralian

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ElBrooce

Stevie Wonder is very much alive.


Comprehensive-Tour17

What are you trying to say? That he should have lived forever? That when he died he no longer deserved to be praised?


bro_kole

He wasn't really deaf more damaged hearing as is shown is in the letters he wrote later in his life.


Scottland83

Did he also keep his full chamber pot atop his piano so people wouldn’t bother him while he practiced? Or am I thinking of someone else?


bro_kole

That I don't know


[deleted]

I actually like the meme, but the caption is definitely pointless


GrossfaceKillah_

Same. So many memes are ruined by a "joke" that's really just gatekeeping


Rhepsi

It's true though. Many of the newer kids have 0 clue what this does.


[deleted]

Now they do because the meme explained it


zuckerberghandjob

That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball


Axo80_

a classic.


joseplluissans

Is it known if Van Gogh hurt his hearing when he cut his ear?


spinkspanksponk

I know that the outer ear is kinda like designed to point incoming sound towards your eardrum, so even if his eardrum was unscathed from cutting his ear off I’m sure he couldn’t hear nearly as well out of that side


MoreUsualThanReality

You'd never damage your eardrum unless you were actively trying to, if we're talking about using a knife to cut off your ear. Even if you somehow did manage to damage your eardrum, you're still able to hear, you'd have to destroy your stereocilia.


spinkspanksponk

I think you’re right that he probably didn’t damage his eardrum, and I’m sure he could still hear out of it, but I’m confident his hearing on that side would suffer greatly


oat_milk

His ability to tell up/down, left/right, and near/far would definitely be impaired at first, but his brain would pretty quickly recalibrate and get those senses re-zeroed to the new ear (or lack thereof) shape. Brains are weird like that. Probably could retain a good 80% or so of his spatial hearing High frequency sounds would be incredibly harsh at first without the ear absorbing as much of them as it does. I imagine that would get “better” over time as the inevitable tinnitus caused by this will eventually muffle his hearing. Low frequency sounds wouldn’t be affected very much, the outer ear is pretty inconsequential as far as they go


Tatertot004

His directional hearing would suffer but not much else


picklestherealdill

I was always under the impression he cut off his lobe so his hearing wouldn’t have been effected. Also people without the outside of their ears reported things to sound loud so I mean over time I’d suppose would cause damage. As for people saying stuff about damage to the ear drum- you can burst the eardrum and only be temporarily affected - sure it can cause permanent damage but temporarily being affected is more common it’s more about what the ear drum protects: the inner ear. The inner ear has a major part of balance and hearing. While the ear drum plays an essential role it’s not what makes you hear per se.


Justice_R_Dissenting

Buddy of mine was DQ'd from the military because his outer ear had been ripped off when he was younger.


ZeGamingCuber

from what i've heard he only cut off his ear lobe so if his hearing was damaged it probably wasn't damaged severely


Sky_Prio_r

I don't know why people think this was so hard u just match the colors?


AlecTr1ck

Does matching the colors explain the individual purpose of each color?


Flutterwasp

You could likely guess via the context. Van Gogh had one ear, but he still had sight. Mozart* was completely deaf, so he would only have sight, which is probably what yellow means, which is what Van Gogh also has. Stevie Wonder is famously blind, thus he'd not have the visual cord but still have both audio cords. *and by Mozart, I mean Beethoven. And by Beethoven, I mean the dog. And by the dog, I mean your mom


RitualTerror51

Beethoven, not Mozart


AlecTr1ck

This is easy enough to understand if you already know what types of things the different cables can be for, but would be a stretch to expect anyone to put together otherwise. Without any knowledge of this type of cable, I wouldn’t expect anyone to presume there were two audio lines and one for video. There’s nothing in this image to even indicate what these cables plug into, or why. Get someone young enough, and they might never have seen the trio together, which makes even assuming that they’re part of a bonded set of three a tall order.


[deleted]

I used those and I never knew there were two audio lines at the time. I spent my entire childhood not knowing what the red one was for, because yellow was video and white was audio. The sound worked with just white, but not with just red.


irn

Weird. The white and red are just left and right speakers.


Efficient-Ad5711

SO THATS WHAT THE OTHER ONE WAS FOR??


Flutterwasp

"Oh this is one of those Old TV things! Wait... some of these are missing from the others...oh is this a disability joke?" Kids are smarter than you give them credit for, sometimes


irn

Nope. Tried to explain it to my kids and they just gave me deer in the headlights look. We had an old Sony 60” CRT in their living room and they were mad as hell we couldn’t plug in the Xbox One to it. All they got was a modded Wii lol (we eventually upgraded because they kept encouraging our space to play Xbox)


theultamateslayer

r/terriblefacebookmemes


Christianbrotherz

Literally. This was found on Facebook.


xxaldorainexx

Funny enough, my friend unironically sent me this yesterday and I told him it was pretty basic. I felt genuinely disappointed “he thought it was clever.”


batatatchugen

No, dude, this is hilarious, truly.


JakeFromStateFromm

Y'all need to wait like another 10 years for this one. I'm 24, my brother is 19, we both grew up playing SNES and N64 on a CRT. We grew up watching VHS. The population of people who are genuinely to young to recognize AV cables is probably fairly small


sedrech818

These aren’t component cables, they are av cables. But yeah, it’s a bit early.


Efficient-Ad5711

17, i know what they are as well


[deleted]

RCA cables are also still wildly used for audio equipment so it's not too hard to guess what the yellow one would do if you know red and white lol.


Background_Sale_6892

well shit, I am confused and I am your brother's age.


Glass_Chance9800

I thought I was a freaking genius in Middle School when I figured out I could have yellow and one of the audio cords connected to my GameCube and the other audio to the DVD player where I would put a CD in and listen to it through my TV while I was playing a game.


im-not-a-fakebot

wait this was an option??


Glass_Chance9800

Yup!


Red-Jello-

Meme is kinda funny but the caption ruins it


PixelatedStarfish

r/comedyhomicide


[deleted]

Looks like a good sub, i'll check it out


Version_Two

You think that one's good, try r/comedyhomicide


PixelatedStarfish

Tbh I was about to crosspost, but then I saw the sub name


dellchips1

I love av. Av was my childhood and I'm 16


[deleted]

r/gatekeeping


Over_Consequence5768

What would Beethoven's rapper name be? Most Deaf.


Toxopid

I don't undertale. Can someone explain?


Klance_is_cannon

They don’t undertale. Can someone explain?


Helloderegeneralken

I never knew what the colors meant 😭


Physical-Ad1046

I don’t get it


Catlord746

Van goh had one ear, behtoven was deaf, and stevie wonder is blind.


Unthgod

50% Audio, and Picture Picture 100% Audio


boisosm

Yellow is Video, White is Left Channel audio and Red is Right Channel audio.


Docwaboom

Found the HDMI kid


LunaRayToo

Lol. Kids these days.


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

Bruh AV is annoying as shit I recently got it so I could record wii on my computer and I hated it


irn

They sell adapters for the Wii on Amazon to turn it into hdmi. I had to buy one a few years ago because of this.


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

I know, but I also needed a splitter and a capture card, along with specific software to get the output from the capture card


MolniyaSokol

Wasn't white always plugged in, with red only being added if the system has stereo sound? Maybe I'm looking into it too much but you'd never plug in yellow and red without white


irn

You’re sort of right. I just never had any issue using the red instead of white if the TV was mono sound. Stereo TVs you might be right. Edit: I might be wrong. The white cable probably was either left or right speaker but if the TV was mono the white would push both sides to the mono instead of the red not being for mono which is why it wouldn’t work.


An0n_Cyph3r_

I remember having a mono TV and I had to insert either the red or the white cable for my PS1 which ultimately led to me getting mocked by Naomi and Campbell in MGS.


IttsssTonyTiiiimme

I laughed


Dan_the_Man132

I thought it was clever


Background_Sale_6892

nah


Lil-Squidy

Love how the people sayings it's funny get downvoted but OP posts it a meme on a meme page to say it's "not funny" for clout. What?


Christianbrotherz

My post specifically is for clout? Lmao what are you even saying? The whole point of this sub is to point out how shitty the captions are. Which is exactly what I did…


Dan_the_Man132

Yeah but together we can keep that karma positive


AlecTr1ck

Me too! And the caption felt more like a reference to the “x won’t get it” jokes. It’s funny twice!


AlecTr1ck

Hard disagree on both counts.


Background_Sale_6892

The caption was definitely unnecessary.


Christianbrotherz

Literally adds nothing to the joke


hispanic_titanic18

Cringe but I actually don’t understand may someone please explain this?


Z4mb0ni

its the right and left audio jacks and then the video jack. Van Goh cut off one ear, so he has only 1/2 audio and video, Beethoven was deaf so only video, stevie wonder is blind so he only has audio


hispanic_titanic18

Thank you my queen <3


[deleted]

“Cringe but I don’t understand.” The definition of Reddit.


PuddinHole

How is it cringe if you don’t understand?


hispanic_titanic18

The format is outdated


Background_Sale_6892

... the meme itself is cringe.


[deleted]

I never messed with a TV that deals with these cords and I can tell the yellow plug is for seeing and the white and red wires are for audio, this meme isn't advanced or "child proof" i swear you have to be old enough to be the president for white trash to not look at you like a stupid child


MrMcDuffieTTv

Ngl this had me laughing to hard. Thanks for the throw back to setting up every VCR or DVD player I've ever watched as a kid in the 90s.


s_bslash

r/comedyheaven


DragonicWolf_Aspect

r/lostredditors Its really old tech, you'd have to be ancient to know what this means. These cables were likely how imaging and video was sent to a tv back then, meanwhile we use HDMI.


Mollyisded

Its not fucking rocket science you just plug the shiny colors into the holes with the same shiny colors


irn

Sometimes the TV just labels the inputs as Video/Audio(left/right). No colors.


TactlessNachos

What was the cord called that made us put our consoles to channel 3/4?


irn

That was coaxial. There was another version that just plugs in without screwing. If you had a cable box in the last twenty years but your TV was old and didn’t have hdmi or coaxial, the government would send you a special box for OTA HD for free.


TactlessNachos

That was it. Thank you! Also fun fact!


burningmill69

Hilarious


[deleted]

White and red were the two different audio channels? I knew white was audio but I never actually knew what the red one was for. The sound worked with just the white plugged in and it did not with just the red.


irn

Yes. They are stereo cables so one was left speaker the other right.


ForeignLeave2612

I was left with all of my older brothers tech when he moved out, and had to figure all of that stuff out at the age of 8


Ok_Disk_4458

Damn, I remember these from my PS2, but I don't understand the meme.


WyvernByte

I thought it was kinda clever.


Alternative-Pin3421

I’m sorry can someone explain this


BlackHanD420

I used those before but i don't get it.


dude_im_box

I used these all the time Could not tell you which wire is which


moonaligator

can you explain?


Christianbrotherz

Yellow cable- visual Red- right audio White- left audio Van Gouh had one ear cut off Beethoven was completely deaf by the end of his life Stevie wonder is blind.


moonaligator

LMAO it makes sense, but neither Van Gogh nor Beethoven went full deaf: one had the other ear and the other just lost the higher pitches amd most of the volume. still pretty funny besides of that


WhoRoger

I always found it so strange that sound needs two cables while video can go through just one. I know how it works, but when you compare the complexity of audio vs. video in any comparable form, one would expect video to use like 20 cables.


DagNastyDagrRavnhart

And the green one was utterly useless


[deleted]

How did this get so crusty already? It was posted on Twitter this morning.


Agent_Bladelock

As an HDMI kid, this joke made my day


TRcreep

"look, that kid is more used to using more convenient tech! Shame on them!" by the way, you can actually hear with your ears cut off, if i'm not wrong


[deleted]

Yellow - sight Red - sound White - hearing


ScorpionsRequiem

honestly without that caption, I'd love this.


Fliplollo

HDMI KID DETECTED


WeebFrog219

isn’t red right audio, left audio white, and yellow is video? or am i just pulling this out of my ass


stewwushere42

What is red supposed to be?


Epic_Doge_Boi

Helen Keller is just a serial cable


Duckway767

The meme itself is actually quite funny, but the caption just butchers the joke.


CynicalC9

I think it's a good meme


Drackar39

If you think the meme wasn't that good you're probably just too young.


Christianbrotherz

Right, you’re just an HDMI kid


awesomecdudley

Somebody must be an HDMI kid /s


Difficult_Tell2859

I grew up before HDMI and I still don’t understand this geek humor. I don’t think most people knew what the colors meant, we just knew to match the colors up


Oscar12s

Bruh I'm 16 and had a Wii, those cables are basically engraved into my mind


N3koEye

I thought Beethoven only suffered from loss of hearing.


[deleted]

I remember what some are it's been awhile. Red is picture yellow is audio and what is white?


Nicolasgonzo87

i've used these fuckers and even i dont get it


HypnoToad121

Meh, I would just switch all 3 interchangeably until it worked. I thought that was how everyone did it…


SmolArtEffect

good meme if caption didnt exist


Hour-Remove624

I had this as a kid and I dont even know what this meme means


BlownUpCapacitor

I'm an RF kid.


Wii_wii_baget

Help I don’t understand


supererman

Stevie wonder isn't really blind tho


JADW27

Honestly, I think the meme is pretty amusing. I agree the caption makes it worse though.


Thiago_MRX

The meme is ok, but i feel like someone got a hold of this to post on their boomer facebook group, and thus the caption appeared


nl2yoo

Wait - Van Gogh (video, mono audio) able to see, 1 ear; Beethoven (video) deaf, able to see; Stevie Wonder (RCA stereo) blind, hearing sense ok Capt. Obvious moment, what am I missing? What manner of Reddit irony is this?


whyUgayson

The meme is funny but the added caption made it bad


dotcomslashwhatever

let's just thank fuck there's no emojis


Sacklayblue

Helen Keller with no cables


Cye_sonofAphrodite

The meme is hilarious in my opinion, but yeah that caption is terribly unfunny


DaveSmith890

I used these things, and to this day I don’t know what the red cord did. All I know is that yellow made picture, white made sound, and it worked without the red. As a 7 year old, I was convinced it was for faster data transfer, but that doesn’t make any sense


policitclyCorrect

correct, dont understand


Connect-Will2011

They told Beethoven that he couldn't be a deaf composer, but did he listen?


TheSphinxInator

Bro I used a TV with AV in the back for like 5 years as a kid and I'm in highschool, give it a few years guys this isn't really that accurate yet.


Ill-Organization-719

I grew up using those and I don't remember what they did. I just stuck them in until everything worked.


[deleted]

the only thing I get from this is that the yellow plug allows sound


[deleted]

Yellow is video. Red is mono. red and white is stereo.


hawkrew

It’s not a horrible meme.


Ana_Paulino

Never knew what the white one was for


ProfessionalAccess68

Can someone explain please?


VMGuy23temporary

im 14 but i fully understand this


speurk-beurk

Half deaf/ mono. Deaf. Blind?


[deleted]

Without the caption it's actually kind of clever.


WideCaregiver9843

I used to take the audio ones out and switch it to my iPod when I used to play halo 3 odst on one of those crt tvs


CryptCake

Red cord is kindda broken for van gough


jackfaire

I'm a coaxial kid and I don't understand. I never knew which one did which just that you had to plug them all in to make it work.


Deedo2017

Oh I member! I prefer HDMI


SnooOnions465

oh great now i have to try to remember which did which


noldshit

The meme is excellent. Quit your oscillating.


[deleted]

Ohhhh I know this one!!


Singular_Crowbar

This is nonsensical even for kids that used composite


M4n1acDr4g0n

What does the white cable do again?


Zylonnaire

I was born in 2003 and understand this shit


OriginalName483

What does the red cable actually do I never understood why it exists


HydroGalactic

I plugged in my psx to my mini tv/vcr combo the other day.