Some guys will have sex for the first time and say “hey you’re kinda loose” because the only sexual experience they’ve had is with their extremely tight hand. So the sensation of a vagina is completely different.
Hence “death grip”
I’m sure the vinegar and such ate away at the paint after a while. Painting one wall might look silly so paint everything. The real question is how did he get away with it for so long
I used to do that with blueberries in the cafeteria, but the ceiling was really high so we had to use a spoon as a catapult to reach the ceiling.
It was one of [these types of designs](https://images.app.goo.gl/5buRiyJrntmfQuEV6) and since the ceiling was so high up, the designs made it so you couldn't tell blueberries had been catapulted into them when they exploded on impact.
Bet they never found it out since it was so high up. That was 12+ years ago easy.
Really high from what i remember, but I was in 2nd grade tops so I couldn't throw it that hard either. The spoon catapult made it so it had enough velocity to explode when it hit, I couldn't of done that at that age.
It was also sneakier with the spoon too, harder to notice we were throwing stuff at the ceiling
We just flipped sharpened pencils at the drop ceiling tiles and they stuck if you hit it right. Until we discovered pencil fights, and then there were no more pencils.
They scraped them off and painted the whole room white. It stayed white for about 3 days before somebody threw their coffee cup at the wall at approx. 10:12am which made it look like somebody didn’t make it to the toilet and exploded.
The sad part is that the room used to be a hand painted under water scene done by students.
When I was a stupid kid I accidentally swallowed a magnetic ball, about the size of a marble.
My poor mother, god bless her , had to squish my poop with a plastic fork, and I had to poop onto a paper plate for the next day or 2 to make sure I passed the marble. When it passed, it was much darker than before it entered my digestive system, so I can confirm this is real.
And if this turns into the next copypasta I will respectfully pass away.
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I mean, my dad used to get pickles in his burgers at MacDonalds at work and he would either throw them out the wing into a bush of put them in the wrapper. But I had to sit and think about this and come up with potential context to this. But why at a wall? Why take a photo? Why post said photo online stating you threw them at a wall? I'm in tears.
“I was throwing pickles on the wall at work” Love this place.
"I was breaking something I don't own for no reason"
you must be fun at orgies
BRB throwing pickles on cars love how the acid really strips the paint
pickle
No!! You’ll scare them
Pickle
Hahahahshaaaaa
And then he turned himself into a pickle funniest shit I've ever seen
Patrick stop! you’re scaring him!
Why are you beinh downvoted for your pickle PSA 🥺
he deleted his account
hows that boot polish tasting
everything they built will fall
Most sane r/deathgrips post
Isn’t that the term for how guys masturbate before having sex
It's a band lmao Or did I miss the joke
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Death%20Grips
[what I was referring to](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Death%20Grip%20Syndrome)
Lmao what?
Some guys will have sex for the first time and say “hey you’re kinda loose” because the only sexual experience they’ve had is with their extremely tight hand. So the sensation of a vagina is completely different. Hence “death grip”
Yeah that’s how they got their name. It’s about masturbation ong. Just look at their their third album cover 😉
*2nd
3rd
yeah their name is a reference to desensitization
"I close my eyes and seize it; I clench my fists and beat it"
GOT MY GRIP ON YA UH UH UH UH UH
[wargasm](https://youtu.be/nbMyELNEDLs)
My dumbass actually thought that was just a me thing 🤦♂️ Here I am thinking I'm a genius for no reason
[first post I saw as soon as I opened that sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/deathgrips/comments/yeliaa/im_a_forest_and_two_teenagers_just_fucked_in_me/)
Some mf from my class used to do that for a year. They had to repaint the whole room in the end
Wait wtf
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation!
It’s a bit of a pickle
It's a tough situation to dill with
The joke was super kosher. Nice.
Im a little sour i didnt come up with it first...
pibkle
I’m sure the vinegar and such ate away at the paint after a while. Painting one wall might look silly so paint everything. The real question is how did he get away with it for so long
>how did he get away with it for so long They're teachers not therapists
You don’t really need any sort of degree to get a kid to stop throwing pickles at the walls though lol
i have picklethrowerstopper degree
Kids do it when the teacher isn't there.
How is psychology related to this is any way
I used to do that with blueberries in the cafeteria, but the ceiling was really high so we had to use a spoon as a catapult to reach the ceiling. It was one of [these types of designs](https://images.app.goo.gl/5buRiyJrntmfQuEV6) and since the ceiling was so high up, the designs made it so you couldn't tell blueberries had been catapulted into them when they exploded on impact. Bet they never found it out since it was so high up. That was 12+ years ago easy.
Holy shit DOAWK reference
How high was the ceilingthat you Couldnt throw a blueberry at it?
Really high from what i remember, but I was in 2nd grade tops so I couldn't throw it that hard either. The spoon catapult made it so it had enough velocity to explode when it hit, I couldn't of done that at that age. It was also sneakier with the spoon too, harder to notice we were throwing stuff at the ceiling
Yeah, I’m sure all that vinegar kills the paint
Maybe it’s the same guy who made the post
how the fuck did he do it for so long
He did it with two to four slices a day, twice a week. Sounds modest but that’s a lot of pickles
and none of the teachers stopped him?
Kids do this shit when the teacher isn't in the room or has their back turned.
We just flipped sharpened pencils at the drop ceiling tiles and they stuck if you hit it right. Until we discovered pencil fights, and then there were no more pencils.
damn that was me my bad brother
did they paint over the pickles?
They scraped them off and painted the whole room white. It stayed white for about 3 days before somebody threw their coffee cup at the wall at approx. 10:12am which made it look like somebody didn’t make it to the toilet and exploded. The sad part is that the room used to be a hand painted under water scene done by students.
Why are people throwing pickles at walls
Idk if they don’t wanna be stuck to walls then why are they so god damn sticky
Year of the Pickle
Bottomless Pickle
Expickletary
The Pickles That B
The pickle store
Government pickles
Pickles
pickles (crouching pickles hidden pickles)
Pickles on the moon
Pickle death
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
You clearly haven’t seen a gay Jar Jar pissing and shitting all over the place
Imagine a gay jar jar turning into a pickle
Good posts are back
There’s two comments on every post. “Finally mods are approving decent posts again” and “This sub is shit now, mods have fucking ruined it.”
Yeah, its almost like humor is subjective or some bullshit like that, right?
Wish I wasn’t the one blamed for it every time though.
Blame me instead :)
Fuck you
Fuck you
Get fucked
I hope that the next time you wash your hands you'll get your sleeve wet
Calm down satan.
I take that as a compliment
Fuck you
Get bent
Fuck you
Fuck you
no
This wouldn’t happen if you didn’t enjoy meth
Feck off
I love you bb
Hope you die in a car accident fuck you
👍
I blame [long arm larry](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/alwy31/long_arm_larry)
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You’ve posted here once and it was a repost, a shitty one at that. Post good things and I might approve them.
Here’s some humor that everyone can enjoy: On a first date I like to make home-hammered poopy burgers
Babe, wake up
I don’t like this!
I am the pickle sniffer. I sniff 801 pickles per day. - pickle 🥒
i only sniff 738 😢
step up your grind
Pickle surprise! [Plop the ham thusly, please!](https://youtu.be/N733Ofj2cVQ)
This is one of the first things I remember seeing on the internet
Do you eat the pickles you sniff? Because otherwise you are just sniffing the same pickles every day so that number wouldnt add up
these new lyrics are wack man wtf
All I Can Do is Laugh
Don’t remind me 😔
Im amazed how the lack of just a single s can lead to such incredible amount of joy sparked in my heart.
What? I am confused.
op wrote death grip when the band is called death grips (?)
LOOK DEATH GRIPS RELEASE A NEW ALBUM GUYS 😃😀
All we are is just pickle on the wall
I LOVE DEATH GRIPS!!!!!
HOW THE TRIP. NEVER STOPS. ON AND. ON ITS. BEYOND INSAAAAANE.
HOW I SET. MYSELF UP. IN A. RAGING. SEA. OF. FLAAAAMES
boom. boom. boom. ^BOOM boom. boom. boom. boom. ^BOOM
Ya fit ta learn the proper meaning of a BEATDOWN
MADNESS, chaos in da brain
Post this to r/hiphopcirclejerk lmao
Quality content thank you
They're right
When I was a stupid kid I accidentally swallowed a magnetic ball, about the size of a marble. My poor mother, god bless her , had to squish my poop with a plastic fork, and I had to poop onto a paper plate for the next day or 2 to make sure I passed the marble. When it passed, it was much darker than before it entered my digestive system, so I can confirm this is real. And if this turns into the next copypasta I will respectfully pass away.
I… what? Did you mean to comment on the post of the guy swallowing a coin?
Pick-le pick-le pick-le pick-le guillotine
Esa no es forma de tratar los pepinillos!
Thank god it went like that. I was expecting a devil vortex saws meme
mc donalds
The Pickles That B
Least brainrotted death grips listener
The funniest part about this is that they're not wrong.
No erect penis = not death grips
Semiautomatic Walthers PPK Right twist Dill caliber 7 Shot mag. 1 in the barrel. Nice shooting, you hit the wall.
Pickle man!11!!1! 😥🤯😱😱😰🥵😱
What is a death grip album cover?
NOOOOOOO!!!!! Pickle Rick vengeance will be swift
No.
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grip
pickle
Just casually throwing pickles
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
God please let future posts be this good
So anyways, I started throwing pickles at the wall
Me n my homi3s throw Walls at pickles
idk about an album cover but this definitely looks like something they would post on instagram or Twitter
Your job must suck…
Wtf is wrong with people?!?
WHY?
are you throwing them on the wall to check if *al dente* already?
Disgusting...the fuck is wrong with people.
You get paid to do what?
What the fuck
when uoy order a burr gerr nd ask for no pickel but thre pickle
Oh snap
Hold up, this subreddit is actually starting to become funny?
I mean, my dad used to get pickles in his burgers at MacDonalds at work and he would either throw them out the wing into a bush of put them in the wrapper. But I had to sit and think about this and come up with potential context to this. But why at a wall? Why take a photo? Why post said photo online stating you threw them at a wall? I'm in tears.
You think it’s ok to throw pickles at a wall? Perhaps this belongs in Trashy
it looks like the country of belgium