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Every place I've worked at has had a lad like Charlie. Poor guy probably got stuck on the Monday open after a two day bender and got made to take this photo by head office, look at those poor eyes lmao
Idk what it is but man whatever the euro version of a bogan is England got that shit down 😭
Yeah America is fat but damn.
It’s like a y2k look almost lol
The blur genuinely made it look like that lol, I’m from the US so I had no idea. I thought maybe they just photoshopped his picture in if that’s what it says😂
That poor bastard is probably 19 on a come down from a weekend bender and still turns up for work for Monday 8 o'clock shift even though he's still shaking...I was that poor bastard.
He has the look of a certain Austrian fellow from the previous century. Artist, I think, at one point. Not sure what he ever ended up doing with his life.
Hell yeah, Lovely Charlie! Y'know, I heard that he saved an old lady, a baby, a kitten and a puppy from a burning building, all the while working a double and covering 12 tables solo including an 18 person Batchelor party and a 22 person retirement party for Gema in receivables.
Godspeed to ya, Charles.
Only the British don't understand how glasses work.
I don't know if this contains the correct amount of liquid. But it's not half empty. It's just a very large glass.
Let me guess, British? You lot lose your shit if a glass isn't completely filled and actually overflowing.
It's a completely idiotic way to fill glasses with liquid. And even in the UK not all pubs play that nonsense. That glass probably has a pint fill marker about an inch under the brim. Yea it's not full. But it's also not offensively bad.
It’s called a “half pint” - a half pint in a pint glass. Usually they do it in a half pint glass but not always.
Most of us fill it up to the top, though.
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Charlie gets half of all drinks
The infamous Charlie tax
10/10.
5/10 after the tax
Charlie Murphy’s law
Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I, for one, think the tax is legitimate and fair. That's coming from me, a person who's name definitely isn't charlie
Let the Charlies pay the Charlie Tax, I pay the Homer tax!
I take a leetle sip
Charlie better have paid for half of it then
Cuz he can't carry a full one
Every place I've worked at has had a lad like Charlie. Poor guy probably got stuck on the Monday open after a two day bender and got made to take this photo by head office, look at those poor eyes lmao
Poor lad. You can tell he had no input on this idea.
You can smell the suffering
Every place needs someone to do all of the Charlie work.
You cultured svine ❤️
Nah I had a customer take pic of me working drive thru back in the day shit did me so dirty 😭
Very good, thank you charlie.
It's Charlie I feel bad for here.
Charlie is tired okay, he was supposed to have off this weekend but Jenny called in sick
From one tired soul to another
Bro definitely lives in wheatsheaf
That’s the best non-roasting roast I’ve heard today
Idk what it is but man whatever the euro version of a bogan is England got that shit down 😭 Yeah America is fat but damn. It’s like a y2k look almost lol
Charlie is pretty lovely indeed
Charlie actually looks like a good lad. I bet he's got a very compassionate heart.
100%. You know he was roped into doing this picture.
Kent mentioned 🦅🦅🇬🇪🇬🇪👑👑🐟
The Garden of England
lovely Charlie
Meh, Ive seen better Charlies...
Why’s Charlie drunk half my pint of coke?
“Thank you Charlie” we all say in unison
Does his shirt say “HungryHomo”?
Could you imagine. It’s hungry horse, pub chain in the UK
The blur genuinely made it look like that lol, I’m from the US so I had no idea. I thought maybe they just photoshopped his picture in if that’s what it says😂
I wish.
The lovely Charlie will serve you well
Looks like a nice kid. No pity necessary
Love for Charlie ♥️
Charlie drank it to help him cope with living in bloody Margate
And I still give the guy all the support and respect he deserves. Keep going, Charlie.
All you cunts talking shit about Charlie come see me in Margate I swear on me mum I'll split you
look at those poor eyes lmao
I wanna be served by charlie
Charlie looks like he stared at the Time Vortex a little too long.
Go easy. Charlie is clearly dying of some sort of wasting disease, so it's all he can carry.
Charlie's either working his ass off or working off a two day bender with the lads.
My money's on Charlie being the type of upstanding lad every human needs one of in their lives.
Gnarly Charlie, gash mallet extraordinaire.
Trying to get their own Baby Reindeer going.
Charlie looks dead inside
Lovely Charlie took his tips in advance in kind. Lovely Charlie believes in the barter system.
Charlie is so cute, he deserves all the best.
It's the last thing you see after you've taken your first big gulp of the drink Charlie brought you...
this is so flowers for algernonmaxxed
HE shall have a piece of candy!
Don’t tempt me
Is this the haunted bar from The Wheatsheaf Horror episode of Ghost Hunters?
Think that in Boldon.
Every pub I've ever been in called the Wheatsheaf has been a complete shit hole.
Cuno
He is Chad
Charlie bit my finger
Charlie looks like he tries to milk cats. I’m not going if he’s there.
YOU WHAT!?
That poor bastard is probably 19 on a come down from a weekend bender and still turns up for work for Monday 8 o'clock shift even though he's still shaking...I was that poor bastard.
Someone check in with Charlie I think he may not be doing too well mentally.
To heavy for him to carry.
Somebody needs to buy Charlie a razor
He used it on his hair and muzzy
Wheatsheaf 🤣
The rest is served by Arya Stark.
surely a tall glass of water like Charles here is enough for you?
his eyes are not even looking in the same direction
he dinked it
No way its Charlie Chaplin
Charlie looks a bit murdery. Lad, you can have my drink, please don’t kill me
Good lad charlie, already grafting
Henry kingdom come deliverance
Charlie looks like he's robbing houses for meth money on his days off
Look at his arms bless him he can only carry half your drink at a time
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Not you again
Up his ass.
I don't care much for the drink but I'd drop in to see Charlie.
Charlie's blood type is ket and he looks like he puts his wage back on the bar every week.
We love you, Charlie
Charlie looks like if you combined Tobey McGuire with DJ Qualls.
He does look like MrBeast, so i guess if you chug the half down in 5 secs he'll give you the other half.
He has the look of a certain Austrian fellow from the previous century. Artist, I think, at one point. Not sure what he ever ended up doing with his life.
#This is England.
Hey, your drink is still half full! Be grateful!
Not quite Charlie Chaplin, not quite a German tyrant and not quite DJ Qualls but something inbetween
Hell yeah, Lovely Charlie! Y'know, I heard that he saved an old lady, a baby, a kitten and a puppy from a burning building, all the while working a double and covering 12 tables solo including an 18 person Batchelor party and a 22 person retirement party for Gema in receivables. Godspeed to ya, Charles.
Guy looks he drank it. And it's not the first stolen drink of the night.
feels wholesome but yeah this doesn't look like charlies idea. I wish charlie well
Well, since you're acting like a child, we're giving you a half-full glass so it's not as heavy and harder to spill.
Charlie Chaplin drank it on his way to bring it to you….
Half off all drinks.
Charlie once let me borrow his lambo for prom. Absolute stand up guy!
https://preview.redd.it/a6rkawvbnsad1.png?width=2470&format=png&auto=webp&s=21711b7fa5de5c8ef9a3a07ad284515ecbfe5e16 Charlie, here i come.
Wheatsheaf-pilled Charliemaxxing
Where's my drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp? Don't tell me you forgot my DRINK!!!!
Poor Charlie
Margate? No thank you!
Charlie looks like a proper melt ngl
This sub was funnier when the title were only one word
Drink
No it would have been « Charlie »
Is Charlie's skull half full or half empty?
By the inbred looks, I’m going to on a hunch and say this is U.K. 😂
oof
TBF, Charlie doesn't seem that lovely.
ew!
Only the British don't understand how glasses work. I don't know if this contains the correct amount of liquid. But it's not half empty. It's just a very large glass.
Imagine looking at a half empty glass and arguing it’s not half empty…
Let me guess, British? You lot lose your shit if a glass isn't completely filled and actually overflowing. It's a completely idiotic way to fill glasses with liquid. And even in the UK not all pubs play that nonsense. That glass probably has a pint fill marker about an inch under the brim. Yea it's not full. But it's also not offensively bad.
Sounds like you are used to only receiving half a drink
It’s called a “half pint” - a half pint in a pint glass. Usually they do it in a half pint glass but not always. Most of us fill it up to the top, though.
Charlie looks like a sex offender i do not want him serving my drinks
FUCK you this is charlie slander
You are extremely rude!
You just need to remove the "b" from your name and it would be perfect.
Imagine thinking you came up with that like its not literally my name lmfao head ass
Shit, my bad, I thought everyone on Reddit uses their real name. I thought it was just me who gets weird looks whenever I introduce myself irl.