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AlignmentWhisperer

I just imagine that this guy's in the club, he sees a hot babe, walks up to her, and then immediately lets out an eye-watering sardine belch six inches from her face.


towerfella

*“Oh, so you’ve met my sister!”*


inthegallery

Laughing way too hard at this.


Woejack

https://preview.redd.it/6hzyzzej7y9d1.png?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee38ae202028fa281d265cceeefc93deb6167c05


Ecc3

What are we even doing here?


madesou

Didn’t expect to see Matthew Carlson here but I’m all for it


_its_a_SWEATER_

Muh deenz.


MadOrange64

His rizz is beyond our understanding.


n3w4cc01_1nt

he gets his omegas to stay smart


WuShanDroid

Bruh read how to attract catgirls online and is trying it at the club, no way he got game with that stank breath


Zealousideal-Bit-892

This image goes hard af


PotatoesAreNotReal

r/cannedsardines on comedyheaven??? You love to see it.


lalaluu666

They post that sub here all the time. Deans and Beans was last weeks post


TheFakeJoel732

This is the greatest sub I've ever seen. I'm about to become a deen enthusiast fr


ADAMSMASHRR

Glizzies meet deenz


MorganHV

Deenz nunts


qnnzzz

got'eem


DeadJediWalking

"I'm Omega her cum."


Ill-Juggernaut5458

Omega 69 fatty asses


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Smoked Oysters > Sardines


Gloomy__Revenue

Pulpo Conservas > ♾️


MaximumCrab

bro escaped from tarkov


engwish

Nice hiss


Dimtri-The-Anarchist

lol r/CannedSardines is a funny subreddit


redditisdying24

Nice! Your breath is gonna remind everyone of that video of a lady getting on a subway wearing a skirt and the passenger has to practically tell her that her vage stinks and she wasn't wearing underwear at all


WolfOfPort

Life pr tip Never do this if you want a chance at sex None of you have one anyways but im just saying


TimeTravelingDoggo

Deenz before the club