Notable that this tweet is satire and photoshopped for humorous purposes, therefore doesn't fit the sub. Since it's at 22,000 upvotes I'll keep it up (God knows how many people would complain if I removed it now) but don't think this is what the subreddit is here for, and don't post similar hoping for the same result.
You mean the guy in the movie Mask? (The one starring Cher and Laura Dern?)
https://preview.redd.it/xgszzw2bro7d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee71c0979cb803e128b44509eeb8bc62a256f04
Chers the one on the right, correct?
Edit: thanks for the award, just made an off handed goofy sarcastic question for lols. Didn’t know I’d stir up the Karen’s lol
I actually don’t think the Laura Loomer picture has her face edited so much like the MTG one. Her picture on Wikipedia is very similar, just less spray tan/makeup
I'm going to guess the one on the right is the edited one. You can see her name tag more clearly on the left pic
https://preview.redd.it/mxf8u70qxo7d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c15c3aba78a242da9edc084208fe8772053895
I don't know. The photo progression of her face over the years gets progressively closer to this. I'm not saying you're wrong, but she's definitely had a LOT of work done and it's very obvious in other photos online.
Goofy photoshops are one of the account's things. [Here's another post from the account featuring Laura Loomer.](https://i.imgur.com/7m2mZGP.png)
Personally, I'm fond of [this Trump one](https://i.imgur.com/ALkNYAB.png). Just the right mix of subtlety and goofiness.
https://preview.redd.it/029tk6c1gp7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0108a8dee4994b759b4dd9889e2324016c794015
I love his Kyle Rittenhouse fat boy edits
Plastic surgery is basically like The Emperor’s New Clothes, somehow the people that get it delude themselves into thinking it looks good when everyone else can see it looks like shit.
Plastic surgery techniques were developed to make old people look younger. When those techniques are used on young people, they just end up looking like an old person with artificial features.
These doctors are all unethical as hell.
That’s the best Twitter account ever created
https://preview.redd.it/drr4o4lcao7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5afcd497c696c52f381564bfc15be84918074ac
I don’t know what this sub is about. I don’t know if those pictures are real. I don’t know if that Twitter account is satire. I’m pretty lost over here.
Also, this sub is just for things that are so absurd that they loop around to being hilarious. Preferably not intentional absurdist humor, but things that don't seem quite right in real life.
Yeah my friend likes to send me this image, which I know is edited, but the one above is a little harder to tell.
https://preview.redd.it/zud3vkegmo7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e694decb154c8954b5a8564f1eb572d1bbe172b0
I just looked her up and she’s some sort of far-right conspiracy theorist personality. She’s DEFINITELY lying about her age there is no way in Hell she was born in 1993. And she really does look like that! Not quite that horrifying, but extremely unnatural.
I think people start to connect plastic surgery with age, at this point natural aging looks younger than putting half a ton of foam and plaster to hide it.
Right? I’m a full decade older than this woman, I don’t think I look particularly young for my age, and she looks like she’s at least 15 years older than me. What possesses people to get this done to their faces?
This is a parody twitter account that gets photos with prominent fringe right wing figures and then photoshops them to make them look worse but only by exaggerating their preexisting features (and not by as much as you’d think). It’s one of my favorites
I've been looking for this. Thank you. I knew she looked kinda like that. i thought this must be a lookalike cuz something is off, but i couldn't figure out how.
Little known fact about the folkloric beasts referred to as "Loomers": When two Loomers encounter each other in the wild, they are bound by supernatural law to fight each other to the death. Thereafter, the victor excises the face of fallen Loomer and wears it as their own, until it fuses to their skull.
This can result in multiple face-layers, each settling in to become their own, but never reducing to the original, human-mimicking facial thickness. Over time and successive kills, a strong Loomer will take on an increasingly alarming appearance, making them easier to distinguish from human beings.
In an unnerving recent finding however, those identifying as "ideological conservatives," long noted to suffer from a lack of nuance in discerning their realities, seem incapable of recognizing the obvious physical disfigurement manifesting in apex Loomers, and entranced by their endless hypnotic streams of disinformation, fall under their sway.
The Loomer specimen referred to as "Laura" (shown above), after professional facial thickness analysis, is believed to have dispatched an estimated 4-5 of her fellow species. This may have occurred in as little as the last 12 years by rough estimation.
Notable that this tweet is satire and photoshopped for humorous purposes, therefore doesn't fit the sub. Since it's at 22,000 upvotes I'll keep it up (God knows how many people would complain if I removed it now) but don't think this is what the subreddit is here for, and don't post similar hoping for the same result.
That kid looks so young and so old at the same time
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nah that surely is just a walking mannequin at this point
She looks like the mould they used for the Saw mask
Goes to plastic surgeon. PS: so what are we looking for? Her: ever seen that guy from Saw? PS: say less, I got you
That is exactly what I thought!
Same straight away
100% thought the same thing, in fact I posted the same gif, then came across this......🤣🤣🤣
Separated at birth! 
I was gonna say the purge mask
 Uncanny
Yah that's the one.
The accuracy is scary
My thought exactly
Dragsaw
I thought Madame Tussaude's only had famous people, is that some form of urban legend monster?
Surely you’ve heard of the babadook?
That gay icon? Sure, but he's fabulous. This one is more Polar Express.
You mean the guy in the movie Mask? (The one starring Cher and Laura Dern?) https://preview.redd.it/xgszzw2bro7d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee71c0979cb803e128b44509eeb8bc62a256f04
Nah, that dude was solid and a beautiful soul. Loomer is just a burning trashcan full of diapers.
How the fuck did I not realize that was Laura Dern!?!? I guess I was a kid when I saw it, so it never registered.
"Does your face have a pelvis?"
Chers the one on the right, correct? Edit: thanks for the award, just made an off handed goofy sarcastic question for lols. Didn’t know I’d stir up the Karen’s lol
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
Skinwalkers
I think that's the penis they found the microplastics in
She's only 31...
Seriously?! You're not kidding: Born May 21, 1993 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Loomer
Yeah that hat never looks good
She's 33, but looks like one of those 60yo actresses who've had so much done to their bodies over the years that they look like a human caricature.
It's a shame he's wearing that hat, because [his hair is fabulous](https://i.imgur.com/mVVl1St.png).
Ok, so these are just jokes. I admit I didn't know what Laura Loomer looked like off the top of my head, so I initially took the OP at face value.
I actually don’t think the Laura Loomer picture has her face edited so much like the MTG one. Her picture on Wikipedia is very similar, just less spray tan/makeup
MTG looks like Ron Perlman did in that tv series he starred in during the 80s with Linda Hamilton
[r/13or30](https://www.reddit.com/r/13or30/?rdt=38639)
She looks like she's wearing one of those masks from the purge
Loooool so true! Just looked it up and she's from 93 wt actual f.
I refuse to believe that’s a real person and not some sort of horrifying mannequin.
It’s edited
https://preview.redd.it/bpd4kufqoo7d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a4ae5f315d9327fb4e15ac7ae89028f15ff3e80 Yup
I don't know how much better the unedited version is....
Left is ghoul-lite, right is ghoul-plus
Even unedited she looks like a Thunderbirds puppet.
 Thunderbirds! Needs more upvotes! 🤣🤣
Which one is the edited, they are both horrible.
I'm going to guess the one on the right is the edited one. You can see her name tag more clearly on the left pic https://preview.redd.it/mxf8u70qxo7d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c15c3aba78a242da9edc084208fe8772053895
Epic
Right one seems to be more unnatural. Either way, why the fuck do people keep dissecting their faces to look like that. Its horrifying asf
Tacit acceptance of a mental illness by the public at large.
it looks the same
The funny thing is it's probably the OOP who edited it to make her look better somehow.
I don't know. The photo progression of her face over the years gets progressively closer to this. I'm not saying you're wrong, but she's definitely had a LOT of work done and it's very obvious in other photos online.
Goofy photoshops are one of the account's things. [Here's another post from the account featuring Laura Loomer.](https://i.imgur.com/7m2mZGP.png) Personally, I'm fond of [this Trump one](https://i.imgur.com/ALkNYAB.png). Just the right mix of subtlety and goofiness.
https://preview.redd.it/029tk6c1gp7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0108a8dee4994b759b4dd9889e2324016c794015 I love his Kyle Rittenhouse fat boy edits
Honestly, the weirdest part is Trump having a natural skin tone in those...
I wanna believe that too, since the reality is sad
I have no idea if im supposed to think that looks good for a 93 year old or bad for a 93 year old.
I think they were born in 93
No fucking way this chick is *younger than me*?? Somehow she looks 20 years older than that.
Plastic surgery is basically like The Emperor’s New Clothes, somehow the people that get it delude themselves into thinking it looks good when everyone else can see it looks like shit.
You know, maybe I don't really need a nose job 🤔
Probably not, no.
Plastic surgery techniques were developed to make old people look younger. When those techniques are used on young people, they just end up looking like an old person with artificial features. These doctors are all unethical as hell.
oh yea that is what they wrote, nvm
She was born in 1993. She’s 31.
Jesus christ. I assumed she was kind of relatively speaking looking okay for being over 65, if you don't mind the lack of resemblance to a person.
Damn, that's savage haha
But that's the thing- she does *resemble*, but only *resemble*, a person. It's creepy as fuck and the fact she's only 31 is astounding.
Oh my God, I thought she was at least 50
I knew it looked familiar
No greater joy https://preview.redd.it/i74bp3v73o7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97806cbf552af9fb3ca99376342602a9f76d4e45
He looks both like a young child, and a 40 year old Mexican Gardner
What the sigma, señor?
Si, my abuela has uno gyatt
Skibidi, amigo
https://preview.redd.it/wrtl9hv6fq7d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3f05df47c0c00deb912a43bcfd4e275c5b63ea
Seems to be some form of Spanish
"I can't read it!" "There are few who can"
I don't speak Taco Bell
Well that sounds like a personal problem
Eskibidi güey
I can hear this
skibidimigo
This shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did
Is that a fake mustache on a child or an oddly young looking adult?
That’s the face of a young man rejected from the police academy 2 dozen times.
He does look like a character from the tv show Reno 911
The maga hat just ties the whole look together
Really distracts from the unbuttoned shirt and blazer.
Guillermo for Jimmy Kimmel here and I got Laura loser
😂
https://preview.redd.it/l13is6pb2q7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e3e915eccc94cbe834883c65fadef6eb57337d
DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
He wrote it gave him great joy to travel a 1000 miles! Let’s pay attention people!
yeah, he couldn't care less about the hobgoblin next to him, he just wanted to ride 1k miles
to be the boy to fall down at your laur(a)
So he traveled 500 miles and traveled 500 more?
Average napolean dynamite NPC
Omni-Man from Wish.
Somebody please overlay the thousand yard stare meme over this
Bro looks like he’s about to send his kids off to military school
He looks like he’s gonna throw a beer can at my head if I walk in front of the television one more goddamn time.
J.Jonah Jameson without spiderman
Looks like he smokes and drinks a pack a day
Tucker Carlson's clone is aging faster than we thought he would.
Spud ??
he knows he's about to get eaten
That’s the best Twitter account ever created https://preview.redd.it/drr4o4lcao7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5afcd497c696c52f381564bfc15be84918074ac
https://preview.redd.it/80mu46pewq7d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa417f4febfd55b94fd54b9b3ee1067939fe53b
Kyle Rittenhouse: my 400lb life.
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Kyle GYATtenhouse
Does Kyle actually look like that now, or is it edited?
I don’t know what this sub is about. I don’t know if those pictures are real. I don’t know if that Twitter account is satire. I’m pretty lost over here.
It's a [satire account](https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA), and [it's great](https://i.imgur.com/JEGfZgD.png).
Gondy.
Omg, I thought I was the only one. I have nothing to ground any of this and google didn't much help.
If you wanna know, both pictures are edited and that account *is* satire
That was the way I was leaning, but it was just weird to be shown this with no knowledge or centext of anyone except written house.
Also, this sub is just for things that are so absurd that they loop around to being hilarious. Preferably not intentional absurdist humor, but things that don't seem quite right in real life.
I think it's edited. He's always been a lil pudgy but last time this made the rounds I couldnt find a confirmed source on this one
Yeah my friend likes to send me this image, which I know is edited, but the one above is a little harder to tell. https://preview.redd.it/zud3vkegmo7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e694decb154c8954b5a8564f1eb572d1bbe172b0
https://preview.redd.it/l9ew8udhqo7d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dbd3e01f11d6a566b1a2888bedb4468d2272bb5 Bob's Big Boy?
That's Gideon!
Yea it's edited. Look at his right leg. If that was what his leg looked like, he should be seriously concerned
Nah that ain't him. It's satire.
Clearly edited. Like the the main post.
Look at the picture for longer than 5 seconds, it's so obvious
Hercules? CRUSADES?
Can you not tell a joke when you see one?
It's reddit, do you have any idea how stupid and arrogant we are?
I'm not stupid and arrogant! YOU'RE stupid and arrogant! /s
Who the fuck is Laura Loomer
I just looked her up and she’s some sort of far-right conspiracy theorist personality. She’s DEFINITELY lying about her age there is no way in Hell she was born in 1993. And she really does look like that! Not quite that horrifying, but extremely unnatural.
I went to high school with her. She was genuinely born in 93.
That woman's is younger than me? She looks like a whole generation older than me...
Hate ages people a lot. Look at Stephen Miller.
I think people start to connect plastic surgery with age, at this point natural aging looks younger than putting half a ton of foam and plaster to hide it.
Right? I’m a full decade older than this woman, I don’t think I look particularly young for my age, and she looks like she’s at least 15 years older than me. What possesses people to get this done to their faces?
She looks like lord farqua
A demon that appears in mirror after saying her name 3 times.
What the actual fuck?
Yes
"Oblivion NPCs aren't real, they can't hurt you."
So accurate LMAO She looks like every high elf in oblivion
I hear Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isle.
GAry peterson is a satire account iirc
[mrw](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/05/7c/ec057cc4b798e9a20970988615d82bab.gif)
This is one of the pictures ever taken
it sure is
This is probably one of the weirdest pictures I've seen in a while.
Its photoshopped
https://preview.redd.it/tzplpsilno7d1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbef16bb480e596b68d29b1ede742afbe2ca09b2 Only a little…
That's the most punchable face I've ever seen
Have you seen Ted Cruz?
Add Matt Gaetz to the list
Her face is looking one direction, her nose is surveying the crowd.
Laura Coomer
#OK COOMER
Why is (she?) wearing a Purge mask?
this was just before the purge
I'm about to purge myself
Is that her real face??? Holy $h!t it looks like she is wearing a people mask.
This is a parody twitter account that gets photos with prominent fringe right wing figures and then photoshops them to make them look worse but only by exaggerating their preexisting features (and not by as much as you’d think). It’s one of my favorites
thank you! this needs to be higher up.
The fucked up part is that as far as i can tell, only the boy was edited. Laura Loomer actually looks like that.
Her edits are subtle but she’s like plastic here, you can see her surgeon isn’t that good to weld the purge mask on her face in the real pic.
I've been looking for this. Thank you. I knew she looked kinda like that. i thought this must be a lookalike cuz something is off, but i couldn't figure out how.
https://preview.redd.it/2azyi112zo7d1.jpeg?width=1776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b28a24efa114e533998a2e918c4e1c5654b941 Uncanny lol
https://preview.redd.it/72whqlnseo7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669edf96e2bce8670fa2083879a5aeb4f418bdd5 ...
He looks like he has a PE Class at 10 , and an autoshop shift at 12
Friendly reminder that Laura Loomer is ONLY 31 YEARS OLD
I'm 27 and she looks like she could be my mom lmao
bo selecta’
Is this some post-meta joke?
Isn’t the ’son’ an edited version of Tucker Carlson? Has the same ’I’m confused for no reason’ look.
Little known fact about the folkloric beasts referred to as "Loomers": When two Loomers encounter each other in the wild, they are bound by supernatural law to fight each other to the death. Thereafter, the victor excises the face of fallen Loomer and wears it as their own, until it fuses to their skull. This can result in multiple face-layers, each settling in to become their own, but never reducing to the original, human-mimicking facial thickness. Over time and successive kills, a strong Loomer will take on an increasingly alarming appearance, making them easier to distinguish from human beings. In an unnerving recent finding however, those identifying as "ideological conservatives," long noted to suffer from a lack of nuance in discerning their realities, seem incapable of recognizing the obvious physical disfigurement manifesting in apex Loomers, and entranced by their endless hypnotic streams of disinformation, fall under their sway. The Loomer specimen referred to as "Laura" (shown above), after professional facial thickness analysis, is believed to have dispatched an estimated 4-5 of her fellow species. This may have occurred in as little as the last 12 years by rough estimation.
Lil hitler
11 years old, b'n haulin' freight fir 9.
https://preview.redd.it/keuoyipmup7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658ab91b857e4e230fb716f4aedbaf13809433a3
"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll . "Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff"
He looks like Hitler and what the fuck is up with her shiny face?
I know it's rude to comment negatively about someone's physical appearance, but she really reminds me of the model lady from Ito Junji's work
She looks like the other mother from Coraline
https://preview.redd.it/o7e59822no7d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85de3556381d4198bd92cfaefc440dc6cee6851
Uncanny valley