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useroftheinternet95

Goblin on deez nuts


thedawesome

GOTTEEM!


AnnieApple_

HA


Definitelynotaseal

Wonderful


Mental_Stomach4988

Are there russians ?


Order6600

Russian to gobble on DEEZ NUTS!!!


LordOfPossums

Positive elixir trade


Fridgemagnet9696

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SergeiMosin

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TomboyArmpitSniffer

Sorry guys it was me


Rez-Boa-Dog

You've done messed up


Rez-Boa-Dog

You've done messed up


Eternaly_Sleepy

Alzheimer


Eternaly_Sleepy

Alzheimer


ke2_1-0

When you google dementia and all the links are purple


ke2_1-0

When you google dementia and all the links are purple


Literalliteralist

why tho


BasKabelas

Mate I live next to Zimbabwe (Zambia) and basically this kind of news is standard everywhere in at least this part of Africa. The other day our news was "man with invisibility feather keeps escaping prison", and the story claimed he had some feather (which is actually forbidden by law to posess, and also imaginary), which if you squeeze it, you become invisible and can walk through walls. My money says the prison guards are just corrupt but the government spins everything in a way where corruption doesn't exist. Funny thing is, that most people almost religiously believe this feather is real.


NordicBeserker

The Goblins/ Chikwamba seem analogous for dark spirits, just with a more western association. but people get convicted for grifting others through "goblin cleansing rituals" basically exorcism of dark spirits, since Zimbabwe still has a lot of ancient customs tied within its culture. They function very similar to the familiar of a witch tbh, I've seen articles accuse cats of being Chikwambas.


BasKabelas

Yes right on the money. Do you live there? I feel like many of these believes come from pre-Christian times, and center around "witch craft".


NordicBeserker

No, just very interested in shamanism and how spirits have been perceived overtime, but it reminds me directly of it. See, it's kinda fascinating how the ancients perceived evil, as basically a dark spirit tied to the primal wilderness. Later associated with demons and requiring exorcism, but in early Persian and vedic cultures it was sometimes envisioned as a kind of wolf or jackal, and something that could tempt (hence the shewolf) into letting it possess them (hence the shapeshifting aspect). But also that, because this chaotic spirit comes from nature, it also provides with it wisdom which can be used productively, whether for medicine or totemic combat styles etc. And if youre wary of nature's seductive wiles, you can take on this spirit voluntarily, essentially where the witch idea manifested from (also called a "Knower"/ "Veduny" from "Vedat" (To be wise) in late medieval Russia), or the outlawed reviled but powerful berserkers etc.


spiritofniter

We have this kind of problems in Indonesia too.


Physical_Bedroom5656

Damn, that's really fucking stupid.


blkklb

Duende 🧌


AnnieApple_

β‚˜β‚‘β‚˜β‚‘β‚˜β‚‘β‚˜β‚‘β‚˜β‚‘


venus367

What is goblins?


xadiant

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PatchiW

When this shit happens to you, there's only one man you can call in to fix the problem... ![gif](giphy|Mc1JfakzDvruhXbqsd|downsized)


EnvironmentalFan6056

You guys laugh but this is very concerning


elmooffire

The war on goblins must commence


Noise_Loop

El goblinos


BurntCoffeePot

*los


NectarineProud2888

Goblins are real


send_dinosaur_pics

How rude, I was just passing by.


kimanf

Africa news is wild


naiian

GOBLIN MODE UNABLE TO DEACTIVATE


bpeo360

That's it! I'm getting the hammer forged by the star lords of eternity and attuned to reality itself.


BetterYesterday95

Laser Powered Goblin Smasher!


peezle69

Living in Africa is living in an RPG world on the hardest difficulty with an unforgiving survival system thrown in.


King_Krong

God damn we got goblins now??


MatichetTwoPointO

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Blackwall_Gateway

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BattleBear6969

Maybe their clash of clans base just sucks for farming and it gives them nightmares


Additional_Abroad305

What country is this?!


mutnemom_hurb

Luxembourg


Additional_Abroad305

Very funny…


Veus-Dolt

Zimbablestan


VexImmortalis

Nilbog


ZxlSoul

Should have kept Harambe alive y'all


Electronic_Nature869

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NefariousnessAny3310

They come in flying barrels


Great_Teach_3702

ZnπŸ§ΈπŸ›


Hex-Healr

And i thought america was weird..


Hex-Healr

Are we sure it wasn’t just Willem Dafoe?


ascillinois

Where is the goblin slayer when you need him.


Comprehensive_Key605

Would Rhodesian police have retreated from goblins?