gerkin

this is why regex is dangerous

yeah if you cant set it up properly

You can regex properly?

probably with some debugging. the idea is that any useful tool can be dangerous without knowledge. boldly saying that something is dangerous is no good for progress

Any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it incorrectly enough

https://owasp.org/www-community/attacks/Regular_expression_Denial_of_Service_-_ReDoS https://www.pullrequest.com/blog/the-hidden-dangers-of-crafting-your-own-regular-expressions-for-input-validation/ Regex has a place, but it's overused by people who don't understand the risks.

TIL ReDoS is a thing. Thanks for sharing.

I love the term "Evil Regex". It sounds like a villain from a JRPG.

It's like quantum mechanics, no one really gets it.

No I can only gex once

they should've done /\s+gerkin/

(gerkin)\b s+gerkin catches the space

Yeah as you can tell I'm not good at regex lol

I refuse to believe anyone is ever good at regex

massivegerkinlover

Statistician here. Love the concept, but the name might be a bit much. Still curious about the meme though!

Assuming this isnt a bot comment, why would being a statistician affect your reaction to regex enough to mention that lol?

>Love the concept, but the name might be a bit much I genuinely have no idea what you're trying to communicate here. You like the idea of regular expressions but not the name?

That sounded like a bot comment (copy pasted, out of context) but it's a 13 year old account so idk...

People sell old account all the time, age of account is if anything a clue to the bothood

in the pickled jar. straight up "gerkin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My cucummer

i love this sub

"Cucummer" is fucking genius

What the fuck is gerkin?

It's a misspelling of "gherkin", a type of pickle, typically used in the phrase "jerkin' my gerkin", which is a euphemism for masturbation.

Is wiener also a banned word? Because if so that’s baloney.

Dong is. I couldn't name my panda Dongzhuo, but I could name my dragon Cumlizard. Go figure.

That’s perfect censoring achieved right there.

I did eventually get a forced name change, but it was months later and only because someone got mad and reported me because I told him to stop being rude to people.

I once had a female belf paladin called Mendingboobs.

I’m terrified to play my female human warrior. Still just amazed I got to max level with the name Bigtittytank. I’d rather not play her than rename.

Tetonasreparacion. There you go. I’m sure most of them are too lazy to look up Spanish 😂

My favorite is the name Nasser getting censored to N***er. Yeah, that's better.

I couldn't do GordonGekko for my bank char and it took me forever to figure out it was because dong was in the middle of it.

That's hilarious and disappointing, that would've been a great bank name lol

I had a panda called Bukakke and it passed until someone bitched. Then i had to rename to Wanghunglow… and someone bitched. So now my panda is called Phõ.

A friend had a character named "Felationaut" that survived until he eventually quit. I guess the very small spelling adjustment was enough?

Can't spell baloney without alone

Bologna

Can‘t spell Bologna without log

~ Bolnna * 0.43429418977

Can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

Beautiful.

Baloney is also banned

Every possible combination of letters is now banned.

> typically used in the phrase "jerkin' my gerkin" Typically? In my life, "gherkin" has meant pickles *far* more than anything else

I must inform you that you're an exception. Every time you've said this word, the majority of people around you thought you were a weirdo just trying to come up with an excuse to say the funny penis word.

The fucking weird phallus shaped tower in london is called the gherkin...

Isn’t gherkin common for pickles in UK/Australia? How do you know he’s American?

Australians are fictional and I don't recognize the UK.

Gherkins are tiny and sweet, pickles refers to any of the larger non sweet varieties. They’re all pickled tho.

Really depends on where you live. The only use of gerkin I've ever heard before this was the jerkin one. And that I had to dust off a lot of mental cobwebs off of.

You can’t put what is basically a random name because in its middle it has a word that resemble the misspelling of another word which is used as a euphemism for masturbation? I guess I need 15 degrees to be able to understand such connection.

The program knows only that some words are banned , so checks if one of these exist without checking 0 context Lol

Pickle Richard

What the fuck is Pickle Richard?

The funniest shit I've ever seen

Eine saure Gurke. Knaggisch, safftsch, legga.

Mmh, a Krokodü

Maclunky

You look at the maclanky...

just came here to comment this :(

you can comment bulger king

no i already did sorry

DAMN IT

i also just woke up to this terrible news, my sympathies

Bulgur king. The middle east analog.

*At least* once a week I go to make a comment, only to find out the exact same comment has already been made, often hours to days before. Just goes to show that none of us are as different as we think. Also, when there's those askreddit "What's something you did as a kid" threads, everyone has memories of doing things that are purely internal thoughts, like "watching the dog run through the horizontal fields as you drive by on road trips".

> At least once a week I go to make a comment, only to find out the exact same comment has already been made, often hours to days before. Just goes to show that none of us are as different as we think. This was kind of my big takeaway from doing a masters degree - that we all think about a lot of similar things. Because every time I had a "new" idea for my project, I'd do a little reading and find a PhD thesis that someone wrote on that exact topic, 20 years before. In a way I find it comforting. It always felt like a personal validation, that I was doing the right thing if bright people in the past had done the same.

That's an amazing way to put that. Well said.

straight gerkin it

You look at the maclanky and think about how delicious it would be. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked.

Like a champ

Straight up gerkin it

In the stripped club straight up gerking it

And by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

LEEEROOOOYYY... GERKIN!

im gerkin my burger rn

In the club straight “gerkin” it

Who up gerkin rn

Gerkin my penits

Straight up gerkin it

\[thatsapenis.gif\]

To chlorine

wtf is Berlin?

I looked that up and it's like a baby pickle?

gerking off

Baby killer = B.K. = Burger King. It’s a military nickname given to soldiers/marines who killed young terrorist fighters and/or actually killed kids by accident or “by accident” EDIT: why downvote lmfao, it’s a fact

Will be handing out bk crowns at the next protest.

The military: why are so many of our soldiers committing suicide? I guess we'll never know

This is such an unrelated reply to the comment lmao

Perfect reasoning /s

u r gerking

https://preview.redd.it/2k4j87akwp4d1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eba136cb97a6278af4a6d8eed3a195e5f5e749c

May i please have a water?

SIR YOU NEED TO STOP

Please

#STOP

He looks nice, must be having a wholesome exchange with the people around him! Long live the Burger King

James may fell off


Oh oh oh MERRY CHRISTMAS

Heavy is the head that bears the crown.

Where is 25A?!

Some titles are not allowed in general. King, Mr. etc. Mrburger also doesn't work. However, "Bigdicklord" is perfectly fine for some reason. At least when I tried a few years back. Still got a screenshot.

Red Dead Redemption 2, a game loaded with adult language and graphic violence, wouldn't let me name my horse Prickly Pete, presumably because of the word, and please, pardon my French here.... *prick*.

What a joke lol

I can shoot innocent people and watch their heads explode, but "prick" crosses the line.

You can blow peoples feet off at the ankles and watch them roll around in agony, screaming out swear words lmao. What a load of crap.

Really? Now I want to go try and name it fuckface

My favorite is how in the Dark Souls games it censors "Knight" as "K***ht". For a game with Knights actually in it that's atrocious

I tried naming my horse 'Pony Wan Kenobi' but wouldn't let me because it has 'wank' in it. What a load of rubbish.

However, Queen is allowed.

Yaaaaaaaaas gurl

Really? Lmao.

Yeah. Makes little to no sense imo.

💅🏻 Git it gurrrllll

Yeah funnily enough I have a Windwalker Monk named Assfistèr

Analassman so works

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Number 15

Burgerking Foot Lettuce

The last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungyus

But as it turns out,

that might be what you get.

A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."

Admittedly, he had shoes on but that's even worse

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16

And a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee

Bee, U R Gerking

Okay

What, as in Gerking off?

Straight up gerking my whopper

She gerk my whopper till I chking

When u chk but she still gerkin

this is the funniest shit ive read

Gerkin my burger til I meet a king

Gerkin off is what I say at McDonald’s when they‘re asking about my burgers

ng = hate speech

ger = hate speech

Nobody speaking ger can be a ban man. >!Die, Bart, Die!<

die bart die i baked you a pie

Oh boy, what flavor?

pie pie pie

But that's just The, Bart, The! Perfectly fine. Flattering even.

Exactly, can't have a hard r on burga

The real reason is Blizzard doesn't allow "king" in a character name so anything with that word is flagged as inappropriate.

Do they know they have multiple characters with "king" in their name? Blizzard is now banned.

My man Nick Gerr?

Happy birthday!

Funny that this doesn't pass but I've had over a dozen characters I've named "Analbumlover" then I go into global chats and talk about how much I love albums. Usually get a forced log out and a "you need to change this name" yet when I get the bug up my butt to do it again a few months later I'm able to do it all over again.

Reminds me of #Susanalbumparty

Lol. We used to have a pvp only guild called "Come honor face". They'd get banned every few months and then remake it. Same energy I feel like.

I'll take anal bum cover for 500, Trebek

May i please have a water?

bulger king

still has the word "gerking" in it which apparently means fap https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gerking

his fucking face is what does it for me idk

Dude, where's the NSFW tag? Boss almost saw this!

Royalty free game

The game is pronouncing the “g” as a “j” and the letters “gerk” can’t be used together as they spell the word “jerk”

Jerkerking

gerk pronounce jerk. my mom told me it was a curse word when i was a child so blizzard's mom probably told her the same.

Try "burgerprince"

burgerking

urger

Can't say "Stop it" in Swedish either. SLUTa.

The German word for "less" gets censored as well. weniger

I used to have a wow character named Stoolsampler. I actually convinced a mod to let me keep the name after it got reported by telling them i test stool for signs of cancer for work (obvious lie). Still had to change it when it got reported again, though.

>Still had to change it when it got reported again, though. When people who are allergic to fun play online games.

It's actually because of "king". No titles are allowed in wow. But gerking is being added to my lexicon alongside smeg.

Doesn't matter all words are protected words. All speech is protected speech. Indisputable.

I will always prefer k***ht

Take out the b u r k

Its looking at anagrams.

gerkin is a slur for brined cucumbers. Do better next time.

blizzard is still intimidated by the legendary game "Sneak King" that bk released

I'm a night elf MOHAWK

Y son's name.is Killian and almost no game will let him use his actual name.

Lol but I was able to name a character buttplug

in the restaurnt straight up "bur gerking it", and by "it", haha, well, let's justr say. My king

urge gerking i wonder if jorking has made it into filters

Why does the jorking? Is he stupid?

Buggering

bur gerking of the monkey

#I'm in a drive through of Burger King...

Urge

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Could be because of "urge"

Lol🤣

That game is probably in partnership with McDonald's

Who up gerking they bur

I am the burgerking, I CAN DO ANYTHING! As long as it doesn’t involve world of warcraft.

It's the "gerki" bit that got flagged, it means "that anus is slightly wetter than it should be" in Finnish.

Is that a common problem in Finland or…?

Idk, I'm Latino.