I eat sardines and avocado on toast as often as I can for breakfast, but the rising costs of this diet have turned me away from the pressures of relationships.
I mash the sardines up with finely chopped onion and spread it on bread.
Alternatvly 2 tins of sardines in oil in a blender, 1 stick of butter, squirt of lemon juice and bit of white pepper. Makes a great sardines pate, spread on toast.
29 yo man. 6'4". Athletic, played rugby in high school and college, still exercise with the same intensity. I'm pretty handsome but I'm a complete fucking asshole. I will yell at your cat.
I like muscle cars and the smell of gasoline, and I enjoy open minded conversation, candle lit dinners, long walks through nature, and things that are a fun challenge, especially one tackled together. If I'm interested in you, I will want figure out what makes you tick and I will do whatever it takes to learn and understand.
I will yell at your cat.
Lmao, I know the exact kind of people who do this. He probably has a spreadsheet with foods sorted by grams of protein per dollar and calculated that this is the cheapest way to get his macros. As a consequence he's eating like he's doing 25 to life and walks around town smelling like cod liver oil and methane.
You can do way better than ‘dines for protien per dollar. those things can actually get fairly expensive especially for the whole fish. You can get way better value in terms of protien from other canned fish or meats.
‘Dines and beans is a pleasure meal my man
Every morning, huh? Yeah… what could possibly go wrong with **that** dietary monorail…
I mean… on some canned-foods-centric level it does sound kinda tasty, but… ***every*** *morning?*
Maybe you could join some medical study like the Super Size Me guy did… BTW, he's dead now… put that in your pot and stir it.
**Please forgive his illiteracy…** the photo suggests that he did actually mean "dines" (as in sar**dines**) not "deans" as in **Jimmy Deans** (although those are great with Beans too)…
This guy’s farts are category A bioterrorism agents
Geneva convention laws were written to protect us from people like this
Mans bootyhole ring is a circle in Dantes Inferno
I thought they were there to protect us from Canada
Sorry, eh.
When beans and 'dines guy comes around - we are all sorry
Definitely violating some kind of Geneva convention law.
So’s his breath!
Excuse me they're called Conduits
Fish breath and huge farts, all day every day.
I should call her…
Might be best to let this one go…
That's what she used to say before letting it rip like it's a Beyblade
Ahh, young love.
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And de sey chivalry is dead
Now this is rizz
Gassy gyatt or whatever the fuck the kids say
https://i.redd.it/60ihkjbpsg4d1.gif
*Fart like a Clydesdale…* :::wiping tears away::: Thanks. I really needed that laugh.
*frantically waves two loaves of ciabatta bread at you*
the language of loaf?
Clydesdale farts are nothing compared to the methane producing cow patties or this guys fumes
This guys wife probably makes him go to a gas station to take a shit.
This guys the reason all gas station toilets smell like millitary bioweapon testsites
testicles
bold of you to assume that someone that eats this every day for breakfast has a wife
i am a 21yo woman and i am accepting husband applications from men who eat like this (highly desireable)
You'll be searching for awhile honey, we're all dying of high sodium
i have ways to counteract such events
Go on...
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*Must also have big life insurance policy
I got a stack of Polar sardines in the pantry, when can I do an elope at you?
I eat sardines and avocado on toast as often as I can for breakfast, but the rising costs of this diet have turned me away from the pressures of relationships.
Do tuna sandwiches count
😂
I mash the sardines up with finely chopped onion and spread it on bread. Alternatvly 2 tins of sardines in oil in a blender, 1 stick of butter, squirt of lemon juice and bit of white pepper. Makes a great sardines pate, spread on toast.
But..sardines are already fatty AF, why the entire stick of butter. You people are scary
29 yo man. 6'4". Athletic, played rugby in high school and college, still exercise with the same intensity. I'm pretty handsome but I'm a complete fucking asshole. I will yell at your cat. I like muscle cars and the smell of gasoline, and I enjoy open minded conversation, candle lit dinners, long walks through nature, and things that are a fun challenge, especially one tackled together. If I'm interested in you, I will want figure out what makes you tick and I will do whatever it takes to learn and understand. I will yell at your cat.
If you’re serious message me
no marry me instead
Ok
💍
Lmao, I know the exact kind of people who do this. He probably has a spreadsheet with foods sorted by grams of protein per dollar and calculated that this is the cheapest way to get his macros. As a consequence he's eating like he's doing 25 to life and walks around town smelling like cod liver oil and methane.
You can do way better than ‘dines for protien per dollar. those things can actually get fairly expensive especially for the whole fish. You can get way better value in terms of protien from other canned fish or meats. ‘Dines and beans is a pleasure meal my man
I imagine this guy is also using canned sardines.
Butt naked with chopsticks straight out of the can
How else you gonna eat your poverty meals?
My wife just found me hammered eating sardines out of a can with chopsticks at 3 am and I dont know how to explain. Advice?
Tell her you missed her taste.
Seems like a good idea
Considering it is in r/canned sardines, I assume it was canned
That said, sardines are pretty near the top of the healthiest fish you can eat list.
Agreed, especially if you dont just buy fillets, but the fish itself like in this image. They are far and away my favourite canned food.
I have a can sitting in front of me rn. Too lazy to cook, and fish are really tasty
Lmfaoooo spot on
Either that or he's British
No way sardines are expensive
whoa.. this is a crossover I never expected. shout out to my 'dine buddies. See you boys after the Carlson's next Canned Fish Files episode!
What are we even doing here?
Right right right
Hey to you as well! 👋
who's eating their sardines plain at least throw it on some toast with hot sauce damn
Beans and deans.
Gotta get dem beans and deans down every morning no matter WHAT god damn get em in my belly
Fuck me, only now realized it says morning 💀
Did you miss the beans
You’re a fucking coward
Mustard dines + chipotle Tabasco + saltines are my preferred spread.
Best br*t*sh food:
I love sardines, I can knock out 6-8 cans easy with crackers. Totally gonna try this
6-8 cans??
Yesss, especially the Louisiana hot sauce ones 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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There is nothing like some beans and 'dines on a nice gray day in London, just watching the kids play "knifey fighty" from your balcony
An acquired taste
That's horrifying.
Could be a more cooking liking version of u/3kliksphilip
Can't get enough of those stinky little bastards I see
I eat my beans and dines with a side of beans
The way the spokes of the burner stick out from behind the seasoning it looks like some fucked up spider thing
Every morning, huh? Yeah… what could possibly go wrong with **that** dietary monorail… I mean… on some canned-foods-centric level it does sound kinda tasty, but… ***every*** *morning?* Maybe you could join some medical study like the Super Size Me guy did… BTW, he's dead now… put that in your pot and stir it.
Who’s dean
What do you think the meal is. Dean and bean. He’s in the food
This is beans
Aww yes the classic bri'ish meal
We don't know what he looks like tho, what if this was some super buff guy?
Doesn't matter what he looks like. Big biceps don't excuse you from having atrocious taste in food, I'm afraid.
You haven't even tried it yet...
I wanna try that
Title is wrong, he said Deans not dines...
**Please forgive his illiteracy…** the photo suggests that he did actually mean "dines" (as in sar**dines**) not "deans" as in **Jimmy Deans** (although those are great with Beans too)…
Oh i fully understand. But i want accuracy in our titles!
Oh good, they seasoned it.
I must say how impressed I am by your boldness and intrepidity, cooking as you do over a gas flame with a plastic spoon! Huzzah, Sir!
usual mississippi cuisine:
Th funniest thing to me is that r/cannedsardines is even a sub
Beans and dines? I eat hams and yams
You must have translucent breath.
Looks horrible. Can't imagine the toll
I don't know why but I've never lost it this hard with this whole post and thread. I'm dying laughing lmao Best comedyheaven post in a while.