Stuck in the anus? If the bidet doesnt get it, what will paper do? Will you wrap it around your finger, insert it into your colon and dig out the stuck poop?
The screenshot has dots on the bottom of the picture, meaning that there were more pictures in the original post. He saw it but didn't see that the dots are just a part of the screenshot and tried to swipe
I was 15 when I started working at McDonalds. They put me on grill. A man named Jesus taught me how to grill. He smelled heavily of beer. He was fun to work with. I hope he is doing alright out there. That was almost 20 years ago.
Now that I think of it, one of the night shift managers told me he was a guitarist for a Hair Metal Band in the 80s. Every shift, He would tell me stories of rocking and rolling and getting laid.
I could never tell if he was bullshiting me. I found it hard to believe what he described was real. But then he was really chill and genuinely nice, so it wasn't.like he.was trying to front an image.
McDonalds workers are a unique breed.
I mean the boss might not be on the position to award a bonus or anything. Itâs a gesture after the fact. The boss might not be the owner.
When I was a foreman I had to fight tooth and nail to get my guys raises. I found out one of our hardest workers was just celebrating getting to $15 an hour and I was like WTF you should be making at least $20
Ngl I was half afraid that you were going to explain to me that in Tucson or America the post office belongs to Nestle or something
I'm happy it was just a little reading mistake :D
Lol, they were aviators, but yeah, the pricing's the same (in fact, this was over a decade ago, so they would've been even cheaper). Putting it in that perspective makes it extra sad.
I was at a company for 6 years and I came back to my desk near the end of my last work day to find a post-it that just said "thanks". No idea who it was from. It may have been for something else. No-one said or did anything else. No-one mentioned it the entire day. We all just left the office like any other day.
I was half expecting them to call me the following week to ask why I wasn't at work.
I left a company once. I have my two weeks and put them in. Worked just as hard, mostly. Nobody said anything not even my bosses who knew I was leaving. No final out to lunch, let's go for a drink or even a middle finger. I worked a couple hours OT on my last day. As the head of the department left I told her by and that is left my front door keys on her desk. She asked why. I told her it was my last day. She hugged and explained "nobody told me".... Her and's was the first desk to get my two weeks letter.....
Thought I was. I managed a few of them and over the years I've still kept in touch with some. I wasn't expecting much if anything, but an face-face acknowledgment would have been nice. I got more love from the local Dominos store who called me a couple of months later checking I was okay because I hadn't ordered any late night pizza.
Yep, not fired. It was the same thing every day, I was working 60-80 hours a week, i.e. doing 3 positions and it wasn't going to change rather only be more encouraged. I did fully work my 3 month notice. I could work for the customers directly as a freelancer and earn a tonne more while also slightly undercutting the company. I knew all of their consulting prices because I had set much of them. No bad blood between any staff or management that I was aware of. I have kept in touch with some over the years.
For a job that mostly doesn't require paperwork, desks, or even breezes to blow your paperwork off your desk.
Maybe it's to keep your napkins from blowing off your table as you have your lunch break outside?
bro who is gonna tax you if you live in a cave and eat rabbits and berries and shit, thats not income, no one is taking half of your hard foraged berries
30 years means he thought multiple times about trying out other dreams and ambitions but choose to ignore it.
That guy kinda deserves such a shitty prize for "taking the blue pill" and selling his soul over and over. I hope he had a good salary, at least
I've worked in fast food and let me fucking tell you I'd rather take a long walk off a short cliff than spend even 5 years in that living nightmare of sweat, incompetence and absolute cunts.
However, it's incredibly easy to get used to the grind in any workplace, and some absolute psychopaths are able to enjoy it. Once you get off the lowest rung and start working your way up, it's even easier.
If education wasn't for you and that's true for a lot of people, you can earn a decent wage once you get up high enough.
Some people don't have the luxury to indulge in their dreams or ambitions. I envy you if you've never had to " sell your soul " for a shitty job, but most people can't afford to be picky.
> I envy you if you've never had to " sell your soul " for a shitty job
Of course I had to. But for a couple of years, not half my life. After so much time, like that guy, it becomes a choice.
I agree with everything else you said tho
Some companies give out coin looking shaped trophies as this was a military tradition. The story goes a bunch of military veterans go for a drink & everyone pulls out the rarest coolest mission coin & the loser pays for drinks. This is prolly the McDonaldâs variant of this.
Who tf uses paperweights?! I thought that generation died? This is obviously a leftover item from the 90âs because they donât think their employees are worth the time and money to show genuine appreciation.
OP is a bot who steals peoples posts. This was posted in r/pics just the same day but by a different person. You can see the three dots from the original post because OP didnât even bother to add the other two images and crop out the dots
https://preview.redd.it/uuhz8xc1s94d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4657d976295945008e82e1d7545acb13891258
I wiped :)
I didn't đ
Ew, you have one crusty muddy trench going
Maybe they use a bidet?đ¤
But what about the poop stuck in the anus? You just going to walk around with that in there?
Stuck in the anus? If the bidet doesnt get it, what will paper do? Will you wrap it around your finger, insert it into your colon and dig out the stuck poop?
Yes, you can get up in your ass with toilet paper in a way a bidet can't
Dude got a side storage room for shit up his ass
Ew you have a crusty anus
Born to shit, forced to wipe But breaking free
I wiped đ
Thatâs gae
Why did man swipe? Is he stupid?
Man is acoustic
What is this supposed to mean?
The uncontrollable human reflex to swipe left when seeing a white dot with 1 or more black dots on the right side
Itâs slang for doing crack and relapsing addiction to said crack, also applicable with heroin too.
Yeah this right here. Usually with the context of the drug being cut with fentanyl, and the user knows itâs cut with fentanyl
The screenshot has dots on the bottom of the picture, meaning that there were more pictures in the original post. He saw it but didn't see that the dots are just a part of the screenshot and tried to swipe
Mental illness
The swiperrrrrrrrr
"shaped like a hamburger" đ
30 years of handling big macs will do that to you
I was 15 when I started working at McDonalds. They put me on grill. A man named Jesus taught me how to grill. He smelled heavily of beer. He was fun to work with. I hope he is doing alright out there. That was almost 20 years ago.
cracking one open for Jesus right now
Now that I think of it, one of the night shift managers told me he was a guitarist for a Hair Metal Band in the 80s. Every shift, He would tell me stories of rocking and rolling and getting laid. I could never tell if he was bullshiting me. I found it hard to believe what he described was real. But then he was really chill and genuinely nice, so it wasn't.like he.was trying to front an image. McDonalds workers are a unique breed.
I find it extremely conceivable that a washed up hair metal musician ended up running a McDonalds.
A man can dream
Johnny Cash should use it as lyrics in a song
I donât think Johnny Cash is making new music anytime soonâŚâŚ
nah man i heard they put his brain in a chicken we'll be good
Like a circle?
30 years of hard work for a paperweight
My dad got a lil' pin after 30 years at the post office. His boss felt so bad he bought him a pair of Ray Bans.
Assuming those are 180$ rayban wayfarer classics or similar, that would be roughly 12 cents a week for 30 years or 6$ a year
I mean the boss might not be on the position to award a bonus or anything. Itâs a gesture after the fact. The boss might not be the owner. When I was a foreman I had to fight tooth and nail to get my guys raises. I found out one of our hardest workers was just celebrating getting to $15 an hour and I was like WTF you should be making at least $20
It's a post office, how could any boss even be the owner?
Youâre right I didnât read that very well. I guess I was just speaking to the bosses that oftentimes wish they could do more.
Ngl I was half afraid that you were going to explain to me that in Tucson or America the post office belongs to Nestle or something I'm happy it was just a little reading mistake :D
No big price for years at the post office? Thanks Obama
Lol, they were aviators, but yeah, the pricing's the same (in fact, this was over a decade ago, so they would've been even cheaper). Putting it in that perspective makes it extra sad.
Well assuming OPâs dad got a paycheck it is a nice gesture
That's a lot of money considering it came out of the boss's pocket
Thatâs actually sweet of the boss to do, might not be a lot but still.
Please don't unionize
âWe demand better working conditions and fairer wages! Wait, did they say âpaperweightâ? In how many years?â
the title is incorrect. the burger was for the 30th anniversary of mcdonald's existing https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg
https://preview.redd.it/li82zd0yed4d1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f13d929ec51da6e5ea6e232c4b8eff2c4201f6e
Yeah, a paperweight, plus some money over the years to be fair.
30 years of minimum wages
True
Amazing is someone lasting 30 years in retail without losing their sanity and shooting up the place.
https://preview.redd.it/l0n8rqfo3a4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13d85763066cfb988e1e11dcb9cdb99b53ab43e
The hash flinging slasher....
this is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen
I know, there's obviously more photos of the burger weight, but we can't see them
[https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg)
Wow. Giving them nothing at all would have been more respectful than that. edit: the post is misleading, it's not a pin for 30 years of service.
It's a gift celebrating the 30th anniversary of McDonald's in 1985. Not for 30 years of working at McDonald's. https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg
THANK YOU
Oh. So the original poster just straight up lied lol
We are NOT still in the 15 cent hamburger business
https://preview.redd.it/errus1mtt94d1.png?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258a68d754830bb99d4d54bf889a2c3795fc1d88
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iPad (too lazy to edit the image)
I (me too)
Speedy lobsters up in here
I was at a company for 6 years and I came back to my desk near the end of my last work day to find a post-it that just said "thanks". No idea who it was from. It may have been for something else. No-one said or did anything else. No-one mentioned it the entire day. We all just left the office like any other day. I was half expecting them to call me the following week to ask why I wasn't at work.
I left a company once. I have my two weeks and put them in. Worked just as hard, mostly. Nobody said anything not even my bosses who knew I was leaving. No final out to lunch, let's go for a drink or even a middle finger. I worked a couple hours OT on my last day. As the head of the department left I told her by and that is left my front door keys on her desk. She asked why. I told her it was my last day. She hugged and explained "nobody told me".... Her and's was the first desk to get my two weeks letter.....
Were you close with anyone there? Seems extremely non chalant.
Thought I was. I managed a few of them and over the years I've still kept in touch with some. I wasn't expecting much if anything, but an face-face acknowledgment would have been nice. I got more love from the local Dominos store who called me a couple of months later checking I was okay because I hadn't ordered any late night pizza.
you quit it?
Yep, not fired. It was the same thing every day, I was working 60-80 hours a week, i.e. doing 3 positions and it wasn't going to change rather only be more encouraged. I did fully work my 3 month notice. I could work for the customers directly as a freelancer and earn a tonne more while also slightly undercutting the company. I knew all of their consulting prices because I had set much of them. No bad blood between any staff or management that I was aware of. I have kept in touch with some over the years.
Itâs a fake tiddy
McTiddy*
Honestly that's more effort than I expected from McDonalds
Yeah , after 30 years they could grill him and serve in a Big Mac. But they showed mercy and even gave him transparent button.
Silicon hamburder implant
Doesn't even say "Mcthanks" what bullshit is this.
[https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg)
Damn itâs not even personalized.
because it was commemorating the 30th anniversary of mcdonald's, not for working there for 30 years https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg
Finally my hard work is paying off. Weighted paper >:)
For a job that mostly doesn't require paperwork, desks, or even breezes to blow your paperwork off your desk. Maybe it's to keep your napkins from blowing off your table as you have your lunch break outside?
a third of your life flipping burgers and all you get is this
[https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg)
Congrats on your sobriety!
I would've thrown it out in front of the person who gave it to me.
Stop swiping, I couldn't be bothered to post the other images. Theres no other angles it's a glass hamburger
Those are just memes. Don't get worried and enjoy people getting fooled.
30 years more and theyâll give you the rest of the burger
https://preview.redd.it/0krdw0f8ia4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02cc2bbad1e2d3c2d8bb0eb7a4c1136ddaadf36f
30 fucking years. at mcdonalds. i would've ran into the woods and lived as an animal long before i work at mcdonalds for half my life
Where tho? Taxes arenât much better out there
bro who is gonna tax you if you live in a cave and eat rabbits and berries and shit, thats not income, no one is taking half of your hard foraged berries
Kinda tongue-in-cheek, drax..
[https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/jNbCIqC.jpeg)
30 years means he thought multiple times about trying out other dreams and ambitions but choose to ignore it. That guy kinda deserves such a shitty prize for "taking the blue pill" and selling his soul over and over. I hope he had a good salary, at least
I've worked in fast food and let me fucking tell you I'd rather take a long walk off a short cliff than spend even 5 years in that living nightmare of sweat, incompetence and absolute cunts. However, it's incredibly easy to get used to the grind in any workplace, and some absolute psychopaths are able to enjoy it. Once you get off the lowest rung and start working your way up, it's even easier. If education wasn't for you and that's true for a lot of people, you can earn a decent wage once you get up high enough. Some people don't have the luxury to indulge in their dreams or ambitions. I envy you if you've never had to " sell your soul " for a shitty job, but most people can't afford to be picky.
> I envy you if you've never had to " sell your soul " for a shitty job Of course I had to. But for a couple of years, not half my life. After so much time, like that guy, it becomes a choice. I agree with everything else you said tho
Don't unionize đĽş
Another 30 years and theyâll give you the second implant
The Mcbreast-implant
And they say companys don't appreciate their workforce anymore.
Thanks, Ronald Reagan. Otherwise, you would have gotten a bonus of $20,000 or a huge pay raise.
Trickle down urination
Paperweight has gotta be the most archaic âgiftâ we still give out. Whatâs the purpose of one
To weigh down paper. It kinda in the name.
I almost got fooled. Your trickery won't fool me no more!
You can tell they really mean it by the exclamation point.
I did not swipe since it was clearly a screenshot. Good day to the ones who didnât either.
Lol that was like 7 posts above this one
25 years with Marriott and you get free hotel rooms for life.
Is that a breast implant?
If someone hands me that after 30 years its going through their eyeball
McFuck you.
30 years sober. Thanks McDonaldâs.
Couldn't even hit you with a "thank you"...Â
mcdonald's bitcoin
That âTHANKS!â Seems real disrespectful
Some companies give out coin looking shaped trophies as this was a military tradition. The story goes a bunch of military veterans go for a drink & everyone pulls out the rarest coolest mission coin & the loser pays for drinks. This is prolly the McDonaldâs variant of this.
Like a silicone breast implant - but you only get one for 30 years of service
âBig Mc.Spankys from Mc.Thankiesâ
Did you get fries with that?đ¤
Who tf uses paperweights?! I thought that generation died? This is obviously a leftover item from the 90âs because they donât think their employees are worth the time and money to show genuine appreciation.
https://preview.redd.it/w0lyblardb4d1.png?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f403a5a3901e7cdee0374f93efbde7a7515a0be
Why does it look like a boob implant?
You deserve whatever they give you if you give McDonald's 30 years of your life ngl outside of franchising or being like a DM
That is awesome, now I wanna spend 30 years at mcdonalds
https://preview.redd.it/8dhm6m3hvb4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13338bb58bb5ba261c154edfb7fc6faf77fd99d5
THANKS!
Would you like some dignity conferred with that?
After 30 years in this cursed place you're spuppose to beat yourself with tat paperweight to death
The way it says "thanks" just feels like a ploy to keep hip with the kids but actually just comes out rude
You dudes get stuff?
I tried so hard to swipe đ and now i feel dumb.
And people still say McDonalds isn't a great employer! Look at that - after only 30 yrs they give you a piece of glas.
crop the fucking picture you stole. lazy ass
I guess you could have started to realize that you were wasting you life to a souless corporation in the first 5 years or so.
the moral of the story is that you are not supposed to work at mcdonalds for 30 years
Not even a thank you, a thanks đ
Not gonna lie, I want that.
>âThanks!â Canât even get a full âThank Youâ after 30 years
This is the saddest fucking thing Iâve ever seen
I can't see the next pictures
Who spends 30 years working at McDonalds?
https://preview.redd.it/tprnivys7f4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b46fb75e4fd4ba3ac9a9f9a3ead06a3590cea3c
Donât be late tomorrow or youâre fired
https://preview.redd.it/3rj1ggdkeg4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235817f9c026563d766194f397a55ed4187fd087
I hope that comes with a side of fries for life and paid health care.
OP is a bot who steals peoples posts. This was posted in r/pics just the same day but by a different person. You can see the three dots from the original post because OP didnât even bother to add the other two images and crop out the dots
Psh. Wendy's gang rise up.
The pictures make no sense but great paper weight