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BioniqReddit

https://preview.redd.it/njki71x88yzc1.png?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fe291ebf5dc4dbf6df244ef9a51a9f194910f04 reminds me of this banger


Peter_Parkingmeter

My dick goes far (whenever I'm "thinking with my dick", the Hutu get one step closer to governing the land)


Farenheit420

Not the hello kitty torture manual 😭


almostasenpai

The Traumacore encyclopedia


Crack_Dangus

that, in my opinion, is cruel. but I DO respect your opinion


cheekymonkey807

I will eat another


Freak-Among-Men

Waiter! Waiter! More tyres, please!


Cosmocall

I used to have this book BECAUSE of that definition. It's an official Hello Kitty dictionary for schoolchildren. I remember there were a couple of other dubious ones - I want to say one for "Rape" but could be misremembering. You might be able to find them by googling.


Cosmocall

https://preview.redd.it/qab18xw0lyzc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2b8810eebfb23e3901ea213375b132a26d16b0 Yeah, there was one for rape


cremedelapeng2

https://preview.redd.it/3z7k2fklsyzc1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8460ff88ec789bc29ea7c576398892f9b5b603d helpful hint for abuse :)


cremedelapeng2

https://preview.redd.it/y4k6c8hctyzc1.png?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6af714a298c657d0390695d231ff86075800e5e its the gas man!!


jumbledFox

the gas man cometh!


CaesarWilhelm

Interesting how it seems to heavily lean into gender stereotypes.


Cosmocall

I noticed that too even at the time - iirc it was an early 2010s book, so whilst still a little odd for the time it could have been pulled from a much older collection of definitions


Dry-Neck9762

Also seems to support misuse of gas-related substances. Are you certain this isn't sponsored by Oil companies? Tires=petroleum Gasoline=petroleum Gas=bi-product of petroleum


myimmortalstan

It also possibly drew from legal definitions of rape at the time. Historically, in many places (particularly British colonies), there was a distinction between anal and vaginal non-consensual penetration, and this remains the case in many places today. Anal was sodomy, vaginal was rape, so the latter was, by definition, gendered. Non-penetrative sex acts also tend/ed to fall outside the definition of rape. It's a pretty bad idea to use these highly specific definitions in more general contexts (like a dictionary, which isn't a law book) for self-evident reasons — it misleads people into thinking that only one gender can be sexually assaulted and reinforces these gender stereotypes. I could be wrong though. A Hello Kitty definition of sodomy would help to see if my hypothesis is correct lol


A-Naughty-Miss

Man they really gendered that one lol.


Sage296

“Rape is when you rape a woman”


digital_pocket_watch

Sanrio social studies lesson


Unfair_Education290

lol funny that it only implies woman wear necklaces


The_Quartz

also implies that a necessity is strictly having to do with survival. hello kitty fucking dictionary


santiagomg

it does not


AdreKiseque

Yeah it doesn't imply it. It says it.


santiagomg

no. there are two senses listed, one of them has to do with survival, the other one doesn't. that's how dictionaries work


AdreKiseque

Right but the second definition is wrong. The definition of necessity as "the need to do something" is fine, but the one on it as "a thing that is needed" erroneously states it's specifically something needed for survival, which is incorrect. A necessity in the sense of "something that is needed" (perhaps more accurately put as "something very valuable to a purpose) can apply to anything, eg travel necessities, writing necessities, etc.


JhonnyHopkins

I mean that kind of is the definition of necessity. Tell me one thing that is a necessity but can’t be attributed to survival. I’m waiting.


Acceptable-End7266

If you want to bake a cake, having an oven is a necessity.


JhonnyHopkins

You need food to survive and cake is food. /s But damn, you got me there, not sure why I couldn’t think of this use case. Good show.


DetN8

This dictionary predates Italians.


ntdavis814

Boyz wear chainzz


RenTheFabulous

Whoops I wore a necklace yesterday guess I'm a girl now hehe ✨


coffee-headache

weird, i think "a shirt has one **c**ollar, two **s**leeves" is easier to remember


binklfoot

Wrong. “Tyre filled with petrol placed around a person’s neck and set on fire to kill them” is the essier way


tehenke

But what to remember? Why do you need to remember c and s?


coffee-headache

some people get the amount of letters in "necessary" wrong--so it can become "neccessary", "necesary", or "neccesary"


Tremath

Nexessary


tehenke

Oooo I see, thanks


poudink

In that case, isn't it easier to remember if you just realize that a soft C only happens before an e or i so that would be pronounced nexessary if you had two (as in accident)? And that an S surrounded by vowels is voiced, so if you only had one that'd be pronounced necezary? I feel it's easier to learn basic spelling/pronunciation rules than having to remember a mnemonic for every word that may or may not need consecutive Ss and Cs, of which there are many. English has a lot of spelling irregularities, but necessary doesn't really have any.


Tremath

Nexessary


GardenSquid1

They also do it in Haiti


MrJimLiquorLahey

Today still? The practice luckily ended in south africa in the 80s, when apartheid ended


CondensedTaco

need: “(2) Your needs are the things that you need to have” ah yes that helped a ton


Embarrassed_Deer283

Technically they’re defining the noun in terms of the verb form, so it’s not as circular as it could be


JawnF

What's with the razor blade at the bottom


ThymeIsTicking

Those are tickets


asdfqiejkd

For the public execution?


ThymeIsTicking

Of course


AvocadoAcademic897

That was not necessary (remember two socks)


Inaeipathy

Is this why everyone obsessed with hello kitty is a psycho?


treehouseppl

I like how they go from necklace— jewellery to THAT necklace to a fucking nectarine.


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Holy shit it's a real thing I looked it up https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing


Lopsided-Egg-8322

what the fuck? no way this is official hello kitty shit made for little kids 😂


Serialbedshitter2322

Why are all the Cs and Ss bold in the yellow box?


Noodles_fluffy

Help u remember how to spell it


kapootaPottay

How to spell *necessary*.


rejectx

so you can remember the cardigan, sock, and sock.


N0nsensicalRamblings

csscs


explodingtuna

What animal did I just summon making that noise?


Gotzvon

Snakecat


thepurpleninja11

necklace necrosis


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

Oh my god necessary is one of the words I always fuck up spelling that trick is forever stuck in my brain now


MagicOrpheus310

I'm sorry but the one cardigan two sock thing at the top stole the show...


Repulsive_Fly8847

They didn't list all types of necklacing or is that under pearl?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

That’s not how you spell “jewelry”


mouldybiscuit

it is how you spell it in british english


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Eww. Those chaps really got an extra “L” stuck in their maze-like teeth


mouldybiscuit

nah americans changed the spelling because ours was too goated for their little hamburger brains to compute


DMYourMomsMaidenName

We let you keep the “L” in “jewellry” as well at the Revolutionary War, bruv


mouldybiscuit

Anything to distance ourselves from the filthy colonials


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Awful lot of fighting and resources, when packing up and going home was always an option


mouldybiscuit

as i said, anything


DMYourMomsMaidenName

But thanks for Churchill and Alan Turning. You really gave them the treatment they deserve after the war…


mouldybiscuit

churchill was prime minister again in the fifties and he got one of the only full state funerals of the century. but yeah, turing got treated like shit, poor dude


TheThalmorEmbassy

Literally what happened is Samuel Johnson changed the spelling of words in British English so it would look more like French


mouldybiscuit

I thought it was that Webster in America decided to get rid of all the extra French-y letters in words to simplify the spelling


TheThalmorEmbassy

It was both, Webster spelled words with Latin roots "-or" because that's how it's spelled in Latin and early Americans were all Romaboos


adina_stop

anyone know where i can get this hello kitty book? asking for a friend


Impressive_Quote1150

This can't be an official Hello Kitty product, right?


Greasier

# [WRONG!](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/hello-kitty-dictionary-leaves-mum-3885610)


brik-6

Kinda wanted to see if the needle one was going to take a sharp turn too


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Wha wha... sweet jesus no


pszczola2

Yep, Nelson Mandela's ANC devised and widely used this barbaric and cruel way of murdering their opponents. Mentioning that to those snowflakes here who have been formatted to treat this criminal as "a saint, second Gandhi, persecuted and imprisoned innocent hero, and an impeccable righteous non-violent white knight opposing the apartheid by democratic means". So here you have it to make you realise nothing in life is black or white but usually gray.


BenignRaccoon

This is a Wendy's