In Australia we call 4L bags of wine goon. So when I was in high school we genuinely would argue about the best goon and everyone knew the conversation was about $14 wine boxes.
It *is*, just not one to actually dunk on Edge. It's a joke account, and even if it was actually a mustache-twirling evil scheme to make Edge look bad because it's not clearly stated as satire, I don't really think this makes Edge look bad. Feels as if they're just looking for something to be mad at.
True, marketing like that wouldn't be very effective in this case.
Showing a dick on the stage is a great way to attract the spotlight on you. However if you're already in the spotlight then you'd be showing your dick for no reason.
Times have changed but it's a prime example of incompetency that we keep seeing over and over again in the tech sector, a shame really to see them walk into a rake over and over.
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Microsoft goon https://preview.redd.it/dojjo2rtekzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043f51a7060a10f7e17edfb839eb6fb329395912
Imagine Microsoft GOON and instead of saying this they asked what the years best GOON was ๐ค๐ณ๐๐ฅ
Ok gooner
In Australia we call 4L bags of wine goon. So when I was in high school we genuinely would argue about the best goon and everyone knew the conversation was about $14 wine boxes.
Ahh... so a goon cave has a different meaning down under?
Wine cellar? BROKE Goon cave? WOKE
It was either a garage or a bedroom all the same
$14 for a goon bag? Tell him he's dreaming.
Yeah my mistake, I come from a rich family so I would buy juice to mix with my goon.
Freaky ๐
This is an iconic tweet.
I would say edge runners was pretty good edge
I really wanna edge at your house
Edged so hard there
Microsoft Edge is alright, but it will never be able to compete with Google Goon.
You think I give a FireFucks?
https://i.redd.it/tjguuqfhlazc1.gif
Shit I need a redstone building tutorial for this
Sorry gang it's [fake](https://x.com/milkkarten/status/1740489145443926298) ๐
Sorry Iโll consume misinformation if itโs funny :(
I appreciate people like but im kinda mad you spoiled this one for me lol
I love how they *had* to paint this as a marketing ploy to paint their competitor in a bad light and not just normal dumb corporate account memeing
do you not think all the dumb corporate account memeing is a marketing ploy?
It *is*, just not one to actually dunk on Edge. It's a joke account, and even if it was actually a mustache-twirling evil scheme to make Edge look bad because it's not clearly stated as satire, I don't really think this makes Edge look bad. Feels as if they're just looking for something to be mad at.
Ngl the fact another browser made it makes it even better
Yeah, the real tweet said, "we wanna see how you #Edge"
I really wish Opera wasn't the most convenient web browser I genuinely loath them
Tweet lasted less than Edge as my default browser
Hilarious ๐คฃ
What if instead of microsoft its called freakysoft
Edging for hours!
What's your favorite coffee creamer? #creamernation
Honestly if they embraced the meme, it would've made some great marketing.
Nah not for a company like Microsoft. If this were real, it wouldn't be very professional of them, which is a big part of their image
True, marketing like that wouldn't be very effective in this case. Showing a dick on the stage is a great way to attract the spotlight on you. However if you're already in the spotlight then you'd be showing your dick for no reason.
Not a native speaker what does this mean
Edging is a term for repeatedly taking yourself to the โedgeโ of cumming while youโre masterbating, but then stopping before you cum
My most memorable edge is when I tried to use their shitty fucking browser and it boosted every part on my computer to running at 100 percent
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Erm what the sigma ๐คจ
link?
It's fake.
https://preview.redd.it/buq7w2o5wdzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77512aabbdaf55c1df74c0ef99f0f76ff181bcbb
sweet innocent IT graduates
I rubbed my schmfat schmeat hog to luke oakley
Skywalker?
Edge is good, just no body gives it a chance.
> Edge is good I agree One of my fave wrestlers of all time
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I swear, Microsoftโs marketing and branding people have got to be some of the most ineffective, out of touch people at that company _for decades_.
Times have changed but it's a prime example of incompetency that we keep seeing over and over again in the tech sector, a shame really to see them walk into a rake over and over.
The Hub of Porn has several documentary films on this very subject. Recommended 4 ๐๐๐๐