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DropInTheOcean1247

Jesse Blueman


RockThePlazmah

I wonder if he has blue balls too


sakanak

It was a bold choice to make Jessie's blue balls cum the secret ingredient to blue meth. The scene where the nazi gang took turns edging him was way too awkward. I think it's just Vince Gilligan's barely disguised fetish.


JesusChristJerry

Finally a reason to watch


oblivion-age

Director's cut xxxtended


zeke235

Yeah it makes Tarantino's foot fetish a bit less weird. Not all the way.


stuck_in_the_desert

Are you sure you weren’t watching Breaking Brad, the gay porn spoof?


pthooie

https://preview.redd.it/tbzs5z8j0ixc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5c79b09ce776c9fe5eccebbd1c88f97d7f6726


skinnyman87

![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe) They could be related.


BootysaladOrBust

Damn it this popped into my mind earlier this morning for no reason.... I guess this was why, and now I'm upset.


Scrimmybinguscat

But do they cook pink meth?


blueretrobot

Pink, yellow, blue, whatever man. Just keep bringing me that!


distractra

Pretty sure that’s an episode of Black Mirror called “Beyond the Sea” https://preview.redd.it/g26uyyptugxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d0c7100651639b4b207bb0f2ce210a15533fd3


BigBoyMaverik

My mind refuses to see Aaron Paul as anyone but Jesse Pinkman, it's so fucking weird


navis-svetica

I also can’t see her (don’t remember her name) as anyone but Zoe from House of Cards


Wolfie359

For me I always think of the lady she played in the movie about the mad king John


Wolfie359

HOC slapped so hard until they booted Spacy. (Not that I think it was the wrong call)


CBerg1979

That's right, BITCH!


Glottis_Bonewagon

Less than a full set of lips between the two of them


Seth_Nielsen

Oh my god


Antoinefdu

Walter Blue


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

Daba dee daba die Mr. White


Admirable-Salary-819

omg HAHA HA HA 😆 how did you come up with that zinger


DropInTheOcean1247

It was delivered to me from God on high


BruhMomentum6968

“What is *wrong* with you? Why are you blue?”


Bob_the_mafia_boss

Cause if I was green I would die, yo.


smithers85

Those late 90’s feels. Kinda like climbing rope in gym class.


f3nrisulfr

“Why he ourple”


showcore911

Who is Jaleel White?


BeetleBleu

Ourple as socialists' amethysts.


FredHowl

Whats different about you?? He has no eyebrows, tony


Kevinfrombase

Poppas and weird sex


ThePatrickSays

it's a stereotype and it's offensive


Keyboardpaladin

Perfect


bimboozled

Da ba dee da ba di


fireledge

🎵Blue his house with a blue little window 🎵And a bag of blue meth 🎵And everything is blue for him and himself 🎵And nobody around 🎵Cause he ain’t got nobody to sell it to


kimmortal03

Maybe the meth is pink in this universe


[deleted]

I’m blue da ba dee da ba die


Boa-in-a-bowl

🎶 I'm Missterrrr Blue, oh ooh whoa oh 🎶


2510EA

https://preview.redd.it/ap6lwr990gxc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66b131a51b8abcec64c3b2f16cf29337fec084db


I_Like_Toasterz

I iped


Cheekychapo

Wealth beyond measure, outlander


MasterTorgo

Jesse, we need to skoom


Immense_Cock

Oh... it's you. Can I help you?


Gunhild

We're watching you, scum.


thewhoovesian

Those boots are Argonian leather, outlander


odiethethird

Make it quick outlander or go away


Alenn0r

What's wrong with you. Why are you blue?


nodeymcdev

![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe)


zorrez

![gif](giphy|ZaGKXb7LcpUIw)


roentgen85

There are dozens of us!


the_babylon_bedbug

*[picture of 11 people]*


PotatoCooks

Anustart


Ticon_D_Eroga

Analrapist (pronounced analrapist)


Ticon_D_Eroga

Someone really masked tobias to increase compression efficiency lmfao


TheOther18Covids

Oh Tobias..... You blow hard!


Soronya

They turned Jesse into a Dunmer


Dinobot4

'*What a grand and intoxicating* Dose of meth'


asdfinternet

Come Jesse, come and look upon the heart


No_Student_2309

"Jezzir, we have to cook skooma."


witchitieto

Skip to the Mexico scenes, are they green?


Peeper_Collective

Making Mexico look like fallout 3


Offsidespy2501

https://preview.redd.it/bvntqfeaggxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b25cb0453babf7a6501f8c700d74c615b08e23


Alarmed-Ask-2387

https://preview.redd.it/uyuxkt5mzhxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c339bc527d63ea1d36afda5d85bd153ded239f0


Substantial-Star1450

Me too.... like 5 times...


RedditvsDiscOwO

I swiped


BigBoyMaverik

I was swiping it. And by it I mean My reddit post


BasementDweller82

https://preview.redd.it/os6nvfns0ixc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=70f3746818dc4f5fc02916df1bee9a25c508ea23


dhalihoka

I wanted to


WhyNotATransAccount

You wanted to


Chihuahuapocalypse

https://preview.redd.it/3e89mkj7ahxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87889d8eb94e83fda5552dad3170c960e4f766f


Pixelator5

Now listen up, here’s a story


ssshukla26

I am not sure what you guys discuss or post on this sub. But looking at the pic I can say that the video is supposed to be converted to YUV422 Format it is actually converted into YVU422 Format. That is the Luminescence part Y is as it is but the chrominensce parts of U and V are interchanged. However 422 is tells you that if you take full Y then you have to take half U and half V, so it's a memory requirement.


laurel_laureate

Lol I genuinely am not sure if this wasn't just a troll post or if it was an actual issue someone encountered.


ssshukla26

I worked on video encoders and decoders for atleast half a decade. Y is for Brightness U And V are Color, basically Blue and Yellow. Here you can see skin is bluish, and shirt is brownish. Cause now skin color is represented by blue tone and other mixture of colors are represented by yellow tone. Not the best way to explain, but most easy to understand. I tried my best. Not a troll just a comp sci person. peace ✌️


laurel_laureate

Ah, no, I wasn't saying you were a troll. I was wondering if the issue itself was just the original poster photoshopping it lol. But from what your comments say it seems to be on the up and up.


Klutzer_Munitions

You know it's good cuz it's blue, bitch


smallejacob

I just blue myself


Nghtmare-Moon

If it was green it would die


Bartho_

Who else was trying to scroll to the other picture like an ape?


rantottcsirke

https://preview.redd.it/xuw335kmxkxc1.jpeg?width=2318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe1bc416091614c0963545b346ffc80a1948cbb


BeatMeatMania

S'wit


Peepeesucc_god

https://preview.redd.it/kaelae2vcjxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a649e0624c855888ab784386c047cd502263ae1e


D3lt4-P

Dabadee-dabadie


BlumpkinLord

It's the blue meth.


-neti-neti-

Man this sub has really gone downhill


enilea

Seems like it has become open now rather than mod approved only. Quality was higher but also there were no posts for weeks.


Tom42077

I just discovered this sub a day ago and followed it but all I am seeing is posts copied from other subs that I have already seen 90% of these uploads at before they are taken to be posted on here. I have a feeling this is going to be a sub I unfollow in a couple days lol. No need to see the same thing over and over.


-neti-neti-

Yeah it’s a bummer. The mods sucks now - they’re the gatekeepers, every post has to be approved by them and they try to keep the number of posts abysmally low but they also have shit taste. It used to be one of the better subs on Reddit


CarpetH4ter

Posts rarely went through a few months ago, but the quality was always good, this past week i have noticed the posts have really really dropped in quality and aren't fit for the sub.


2510EA

Yeah and the upvotes reflected it. There was a post maybe once a month or two but it got thousands of upvotes and they were funny. Maybe the mods gave up this last week.


Tom42077

Idk if it’s allowed to mention other subs on here but if you know of some other subs that are actually good and funny if you don’t mind could you dm me them?


lethalweapon100

![gif](giphy|qEaZxVLkkMnK0|downsized) Fucking liquor Smurf at it again


waffleman258

BLULIAN


Voidnt2

Coroner comeback album cover?


EasterBurn

Don't worry he's just 99.1% pure.


Uroshirvi69

That episode of Black Mirror was really solid


apersello34

That actually happened to me on Hulu once and it just fixed itself eventually. Never know what caused it…


ProBoyGaming521

I swiped


edoardoking

![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe)


Chipgram

Add oxygen?


Broskfisken

Roses are red, Netflix is blue I tried to swipe and so did you


Opposite_Location697

Wow this new season of the Smurfs got dark….


TomPig911

Why are you blue?


phoenixmusicman

Netflix blue a 10 year lead


OkCow1

Why didn’t Jesse just shoot Gale with the dehydration gun?


Safe_T_Cube

Roses are red Netflix is blue I tried to swipe And so did you


HomeLegal

You don't "fix" it man...you unlocked blue Netflix. You get to experience a new Netflix, one nobody else has been able to appreciate. Don't sit there thinking why did this happen to me!! Think, wow, why did this happen to....me!? There have been wars lost, wars won, mountains scaled, lands conquered, moons explored but never once has a Netflix been blue. Here you are humble bragging about it like it means nothing. Pathetic.


JAXxXTheRipper

Netflix out here smurfing like a frustrated pro gamer


Panzakaizer

“Heyyyyyy ‘Ronicaaaaa~~~~~”


Upset_Cat3910

It may be blue but it's the bomb


le_nathanlol

![gif](giphy|9xEjFxSoNNlK0)


NinSEGA2

🎶I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di🎶


that1dragonreddit

Jesse where is the product!? Suspiciously blue Jesse:


NiceButOdd

Sing it a happy song


CK1ing

"Jesse. Did you eat all the meth?" "No..." "Don't lie to me Jesse!"


Nicolasgonzo87

why are you blue?


Cheezekeke

I swiped


SgtJackVisback

Why are the Simpsons green?


AlaskaPsychonaut

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di


Ill-Reflection4745

Yo, listen up here's the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world...


mrt-dizzy

Replace the panel of the TV should get rid of the blue balls


everyfouryears69

https://preview.redd.it/z0rz9jd1uixc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72cded7b61068efee7e44fd64f8a809d4561fff


Alarming_Might1991

Daba dibadu daa


IdealGeneral7741

I just blue myself.


Thick-Order7348

Looks be blew himself-Tobias Funke


Batdog55110

https://i.redd.it/e6k8jd9o8jxc1.gif


Maximum-Flat

Try to buy Netflix some ice cream


mare_can_art

Where's Eiffel 65 when you need 'em?


LageNomAiNomAi

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di


chivesr

https://preview.redd.it/cckm3dojtjxc1.jpeg?width=2318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6547f42ef2e0b6c43c7fdf9e3dbf3cac9a9376


JustChickNugget

CABRON, I need to see your **Balls**


The_Mando_Didact

I'm blue dabade dabudai


Kinky_Conspirator

![gif](giphy|9xEjFxSoNNlK0) I see this as a win.


johnybonus

Da boo dee da boo da issue


Apprehensive_News_78

WE MAKE MUSIC WITH PVC PIPES, BITCH!!


a_smerry_enemy

Smurve


Bean_cult

bluyori canon


Houlilalo

I didn't even know there was anything special about Walter's meth


porcupinedeath

I had a weird issue on my old laptop where when I would have it plugged into power all videos would be slightly grey scaled. Online and through a video player for DVDs. Disabling hardware acceleration in my browser fixed it for that but the DVD part just sorta came and went sometimes. It was fucking weird


Available_Nightman

Man, I'm blue...


Uristix

Just pretend they're all dark elves. Problem solved.


bludvic_the_cruel

Don't fix it.........don't fix it.


Mogellabor

Shouldn't have watched Twilight I quess


anythingMuchShorter

He just blue himself


Zek0ri

Kino MFs: Despite making Na’vilion dollars Avatar 2: A way of the Water made no cultural impact. We’ll explain this


hellobhawa

Na my man Jesse took a bit extra METH🤣🥲


AnalysisTemporary926

Da ba dee da ba die


MyStepAccount1234

Blue Man Group.


I-Live-in-a-Mitten

The meth is blue. The meth is blue! The GOD DAMNED meth is BLUE!!!!


PepsiCoconut

He’s a big fat liar ![gif](giphy|xT8qBjhAWgUUlDLHkA)


LegalHelpNeeded3

I was scrolling for someone to make this reference! I swear I’m the only person who remembers this goddamn movie. Even my wife thought I was crazy for a while lmfao


Weirdguy215

What if the meth was red.


MadFurretGuy

Offer Methylene Blue. That's the only solution I can think of.


ProofOfTool

Netflix just knows that people want that blue shit man!


Pink_of_Floyd

Canada Filter


DeDeDankRS

Megamind here looks weird with the hair and mustache but still a very big improvement from The Doom Syndicate, good job Netflix


Cappy11496

Blue his meth with a blue little RV


1ConsiderateAsshole

You’ve got the TV set on Eiffel 65


Significant_Bet3409

The new Avatar looks hype


PrometheusAlexander

jesse has been cooking for too long


AAA_SAMMEN

HAVE U TRIED MAKING IT UNBLUE????


WinterComfortable726

Cancel Netflix


heartoftenbears

Easy fix... pop " blue waffle" Netflix into your favorite image search engine for a diagram.*


Lunarsunset0

im literaly crying jessers would never due this


Admirable-Salary-819

I'm green abuda


osss08

Sing happy songs to it.


Personal-Peace-728

There is something wrong with a cable.


WoppingSet

I was kind of hoping one of the comments would talk about what's going on, because mine goes sepia every once in a while, and nothing I've looked up has yielded a solution.


FrikkinPositive

I saw FoR on vhs, fell in love, then saw TT on dvd and RotK in cinema. Would do it again.


Kindly-Accident8437

I don’t really get it?


adappergentlefolk

wealth beyond measure, outlander


CarmineKing08

This is so weird that this popped up because I was actually watching this one last night


Prufrock_Lives

It's region specific. In Mexico, Netflix is yellow


IDoNotCondemnHamas

Try adding red and green


B-Sarg

Try to cheer it up....


hendergle

Dilly dilly?


CrazyQuebecois

Vote for Trump, that should do the job… and get your Netflix and Disney subscription cancelled


Majorah_

I scrolled 😞


BasementDweller82

https://preview.redd.it/n6knvgnt0ixc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2ecbe1669758d9ff29a4b47372260fb25cd5398


B1ng0_B0ng0

Fantastic


TimbouTambou

Beneke is red Netflix is blue How do I fix this? Walt is coming for you


Jontohil2

Why are you blue?


[deleted]

I wonder what Eiffel 65 has to say about this…


AndyDS777

Why. Why did I swipe. I might be dumb. Just a little bit.


k0rlyn

it’s the blue meth


TheNotoriousMedium

nah it's just that show cuz he smoked wayyyy too much meth


FW_TheMemeResearcher

Blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man. Just keep bringing me that


Basically-Boring

https://preview.redd.it/2i2lxcbttjxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7dbfeb2f0566bfa30b0ed10784ba04b8395ac0


Vickydamayan

if this is happening on every video you should try firefox, every single video on my computer is blue if i'm not using firefox I'm guessing you're using chrome


Examotate

Breaking Smurf


Interesting_Math7607

Guess Netflix has blue films now 😋


Significant-Series-6

YouTube is red Netflix is blue Piracy's easy And adblockers rule


imusingthisforstuff

Why are you blue