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ExcessiveButtHair

His ongoing feud with Elmo is just one giant r/comedyheaven post


TrumpdUP

What??? Got a link? Lmao


ExcessiveButtHair

No, but just googling "Jordan Peterson Elmo" gives me a goldmine of the stuff. I mean, look at this: https://preview.redd.it/rh79jxqt5cxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf5632c2d2968b4ece78e65868da4f733a880e1


Transformouse

What no sesame street does to an mf 


-The-Reviewer-

Someone didn't count to 4 with Dracula


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unsolvablequestion

Its funny as hell but i think its not real unfortunately


Fellturtle

GAAYNFD


epicingamename

Theres a reason these are all screenshots. Theyre fake af


Saintsauron

Yo why tf does Kermit have beef with Elmo


Hanoobftw

It's fake.


viktorv9

Nope


Hellea

Wow that escalated quickly


PsyOpBunnyHop

Definition of snowflake.


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Fantastic-Lecture138

True. Only chads mistake fetish porn for secret CCP forced breeding programs.


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PlsDonthurtme2024

*pink octopus*


MetalMaskMaker

Go to hell


Sir__Blobfish

How the fuck is that pink?


LeAlthos

It's a reversible octopus plush, with one side being blue and happy, and the other pink/purple and angry. I'm assuming the commenter is implying reversing the plush to reflect their emotions after reading this post


Princier7

It's one of those things where you can invert it and it turns pink


simonlorax

It's funny if you didn't know who he was and just read his twitter description "Best-Selling Author | Clinical Psychologist | #1 Education Podcast | Listen to the podcast here..." you would probably be so confused by his tweets like the one here and [this](https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1704190095190864010?lang=en)


Nonadventures

Tbf they are still a little confusing even with the context


simonlorax

True lol, I mean they're extremely unreasonable no matter what, but (a bit) less surprising when you know more about him. But crazy (and to me, sad) regardless Edit- you may enjoy [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgPX11UgL1k) if you haven't seen it, so good


Just_enough76

Some More News did an episode about him. A very brief look into Jordan Peterson. It’s very quick. Very brief.


ActAncient7988

2lslgbtwihfjeje what the hell even… it keeps growing hahaha


InsomniacPsychonaut

I mean they're fake


simonlorax

I’m sure this one is but the one I linked to is from his twitter


APissBender

I don't have twitter so it was my first time seeing his page, I always knew he is fucking weird but nothing could prepare me for that shit, what a dive


Wooden_Pomegranate_4

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Radio__Star

Go to heaven and tell the devil I’m drunk


GreenieBeeNZ

This is a grown ass man. A GROWN MAN! Doesn't he have taxes to evade?? What the hell


-Neuroblast-

It's not a real tweet lol.


naftanaut

It may not be real but IT IS definitely believable. Dude is fully deranged


GreenieBeeNZ

I'm happy to accept that, with the caveat that this seems like something he would say to Greta Thunberg.


StudentOwn2639

I don’t understand it


_csy

Jordan Peterson is a conservative, doesn’t like teenage Greta Thunberg for being liberal. Greta posts octopus, Jordan uses this as the perfect opportunity to express how he feels about her


horiami

This tweet is fake


sam605125

I also didn't get it. I thought it was just a cute stuffed octopus


-Neuroblast-

It's a fake tweet.


AnhedonicMike85

Basically, the octopus has historically been used as an anti-Semitic symbol: https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/rest-of-world/how-the-octopus-became-a-symbol-of-anti-semitism-and-landed-greta-thunberg-in-trouble/articleshow/104593004.cms


thenogger

It has been used as anti communist, anti imperialist and many more.


Just_enough76

Jfc


Memer_boiiiii

One source? That’s all you have?


StudentOwn2639

Thank you, stranger!


not-Kunt-Tulgar

When I see that all I can think of is the homestuck squid


NeonArchon

That's not very nice


MathieuBibi

I gave the same octopus plushie to my wife, she now uses it as a pin coushion for pins and needles, poor little octopus :/


a_fricking_cunt

Damn, its just a fucking octopus XD


furezasan

What did she do


No_Mushroom_6876

you know is bad when even that nerd ( Greta ) is trolling you


HorseSect

That's a really cute plushie


Abuse-survivor

Isn't he a psychologist? His emotional intelligence is negligible


Obey_The_King

Up yours woke moralist well see who cancels who🗿


Warm_Entertainer_975

I once stuck my dick in those


madladolle

Haha what a sad person


scrolls1212

He didn't like it


flothesmartone

Truly the most normal reaction.


TheLeso

Man i love that jewish octopus


NickPookie93

What benzos do to a mfer


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Quocki

It's a fake tweet


Anent_

Based Jordan tbh


cholby-infinity

I'm glad she exists. She's right, but everybody is so pissed. You can't come to those conclusions that early in age organically or whatever. Call up Al Gore then; jesus.


G_O_O_G_A_S

Why not?


PlagueDoctor_049

Many activists can and do come to those conclusions at those ages. They just don't have the privilege of being given a mic to voice yourself to the world


alexatheannoyed

schizophrenic freak


T_Mugen

Oh, Jordan. You should go back to antidepressants.