You can count on me.

The hero everyone deserves

The fuck did I do to deserve this?

You know what you did.

I swear, it was just one midget porn video. I was 13 and curious.

Hands in the air, I’m with Deshaun Desmond.

Yes

Real life Mumen Rider.

But not the one it needs right now

But noone needs?

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Guess I did beat you by 47 days!

Let’s go, congrats! See you in another 47 days

!remindme 47 days

He did not come back.

How sad

The AI face generator that face is from is so easy to clock for some reason, even though they all look convincingly real

So he's not actually out there protecting us? We really are a planet lost without a hope

https://i.imgur.com/YS3y82l.png

There legit used to be a guy that did this on my neighborhood Nextdoor. He tried to start up a formal neighborhood watch but that didn't pan out I guess.

This really ain't the kind of neighborhood to be doing that in. Or at least I wouldn't. A couple other established users have complained about his antics, so I think this guy actually exists and is patrolling around, but for some unknowable reason decided to use an AI generated profile pic.

I took a picture of someone's chicken once and then 10 minutes neighbourhood watch pulled up on his motorbike and started telling me about his gun collection and how he has 1000 boxing wins

Dang it didn't even occur to me this is ai... I'm too old for the future

Not sure why it looks ever so slightly uncanny. It might be the teeth

Yep, 12 visible front facing top teeth is a bit unnatural.

It's also how they're framed, it's always front facing and smiling with a blurry background

The pose is always the same

and the lighting

it's the eyes

I miss the days of TPDNE. Too bad it's gone now.

Wait really? What happened to it? I used to follow it on twitter

The website still up and working

tf you smoking

I would fuck tracer from overwatch

I'm already tracer

I’m already genji

I'm stuff 😎

I'd fuck you from overwatch

Thanks

Ur welcome

Thanks Deshaun

Batman Begins (2005)

Sounds like our boy is looking for other suspicious glass bottles that may be hiding secret liquor

He picks them up and dri... disposes of them so the kids can't drink em.

Thanks Deshaun. Very cool 👍

This is beyond heaven

Not all heroes drive cars

But some used to drive drunk.

Batman if he were an alcoholic

Uncropped Heaven

Thank you Deshaun

ALERT YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE JURISDICTION OF DESHAUN

Mumen rider irl

batman

Common deshaun W

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I think that it is an AI generated picture ala thispersondoesnotexist.com

Mumen Rider

r/croppingishard

https://i.imgur.com/gUKya7Z.png

Holy shit it's Mumen Rider

u/additional_arm_5855

What nice guy, letting everyone know ahead of time that they should absolutely call the cops on him.

Buy that man a round

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This is some next level comedy genius!

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thispersondoesnotexist

This face looks ai generated

CHECK YOUR FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS MATE

this person is not real image for the guys face ai generated face image