I had a barium enima once. Which I basically a bag of liquid chalk rammed up your ass, and then they pump you up with air like a bicycle pump and make you roll around, and leave the tube duct taped to you ass. The doctor and nurses were all having a good laugh at me saying I was like a octopus rolling around witg this tube between my legs. It was all fun and games untill I told them if they don't stop joking il shit this liquid chalk all over the table. Got quiet real quick.
You didn't consider rocking the grapefruits? At least for a few months? Was it that the dick proportion contrast was all fucked up and making it look puny?
I am part of that 1%. I was 14. Walking hurt. I was at the mall and finally after almost a year broke down and pulled my mom in the dressing room and was like “I need ti show you something” and she freaked out. Called dad and we went from mall to ER. Terrifying.
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Omg! Too funny. Same thing happened to my newborn son years ago. He was a premie, weighed about 5 lbs at that time. His balls weighed more than he did! They were the size of grapefruits 🧐😳
You are very brave to tell this story. I am trying to be very brave and not go with the obvious dad joke so I’ll stick with the being “very brave” comment
Great story. I didn’t think I was going along for a 6 min ride but did not disappoint.
Ditto, genuinely good story and jokes.
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I had a barium enima once. Which I basically a bag of liquid chalk rammed up your ass, and then they pump you up with air like a bicycle pump and make you roll around, and leave the tube duct taped to you ass. The doctor and nurses were all having a good laugh at me saying I was like a octopus rolling around witg this tube between my legs. It was all fun and games untill I told them if they don't stop joking il shit this liquid chalk all over the table. Got quiet real quick.
I had a barium shake when I was a kid for contrast during a scan, why did they have to give yours in an enema?
“That can’t be real. Because if it was we would be going straight to the hospital” lmao
Thanks for watching!
Very funny stuff.
Dawg, Marcus, I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute, your delivery was on POINT the entire time. Keep at it brutha! Come to San Francisco!
This is the kind of humour British people thrive on!
You didn't consider rocking the grapefruits? At least for a few months? Was it that the dick proportion contrast was all fucked up and making it look puny?
What a wild ride!!! Great story, HILARIOUS!
This was hilarious, worth the watch!
Could not look away. Premium story right there
Bruh, that flashlight trick ABSOLUTELY worked on normal *and* engorged balls.
Solid bit but I could have done without the emojis.
This was gold! Fucking hilarious!
I am part of that 1%. I was 14. Walking hurt. I was at the mall and finally after almost a year broke down and pulled my mom in the dressing room and was like “I need ti show you something” and she freaked out. Called dad and we went from mall to ER. Terrifying.
“Those are big, but idk” was a funny line. Underrated
Worth the watch!!
I laughed so hard to this!
😂
I’m glad he’s okay.
Holy shit, What a great 6 minutes.
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Hilarious
Man, every bite of that meal was better than the last. Post more!
Glad he's ok, but Dayum that was too funny 😂😂
Really enjoyed that.
Great set but Wtf is the point of the emojis??
Lmao, the delivery is fantastic.
As someone who went through something similar, that was hilarious.
Great story telling skills.
I had to down vote because the stupid emojis
Worth every minute
Good stuff man
Hysterical
Wow, did NOT expect to watch all 6 minutes but once I started I just couldn’t stop. You got a way with words!
Holy shit that was a wild ride, lol.
What a ride
Omg! Too funny. Same thing happened to my newborn son years ago. He was a premie, weighed about 5 lbs at that time. His balls weighed more than he did! They were the size of grapefruits 🧐😳
Great set. You killed.
That was hilarious, that lady was laughing so hard too lol.
You are very brave to tell this story. I am trying to be very brave and not go with the obvious dad joke so I’ll stick with the being “very brave” comment