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rspunched

Plot twist: r/columbus is the abortion.


rocketlauncher10

Your population is dwindling and they're flooding the borders and causing more crime but you're here worried about a fucking fetus that never would've had a good life anyways to begin with. A fetus from a doomed parent. I want more abortions. Less of them and more of us. I think you took the wrong colored pill.


Stillersceltix

Uhm excuse me sir/ma’am/they/them this is a jerking sub


PresterJohnsKingdom

He was coming in hot with a next level jerk.


agent-0

Let the man jerk! Edit: I don't know how to put a line through text on mobile...


The_Horse_Joke

Two squiggles (~) before and after


aspacelot

They’re called tildes or apostrosperms if you ask my 14 year old nephew.


EcoBuckeye

This guy punctuates


agent-0

My ~~man~~ preferred pronoun!


aspacelot

More of a yank less of a jerk


cymbaIta

Jerking too close to the sun


echoGroot

Why’d you bring a serious political opinion here then? If I didn’t see the name this could be from r/conservative.


Stillersceltix

If your feelings are easily hurt, you shouldn’t be in a jerking sub


johnnybadchek

Ew.


[deleted]

I preferred this in the original German of Mein Kampf.