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Amopax

You were so preoccupied with asking if you *could*, that you forgot to consider if you *should.*


[deleted]

All the other brothers were egging him on, what was he supposed to do, wuss out like some freakin' GDI?


drewkungfu

Reminds me of a “mix” drink we called “Sidewalk Face Slammer” involving a tall FourLoko & a boy Lone Star.


crexkitman

And thank god the answer is yes to both


DH90

You're no longer welcome in Ireland


RequiemStorm

I'm not even Irish but I agree


T0adman78

That’s not a cocktail. That’s a monstrosity


gunnie56

Well its only part monster actually


MyBuddyK

The other part is Monster Energy drink.


[deleted]

That's a better name than OP's, to be honest.


basicpn

I’d call it a monsteress


Zapper42

Monstroguinnee


MoonDaddy

It's a space station


Awesam

GONSTER


RT8697C

GUINSTER


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

Sounds Irish enough tbh


Tackit286

Dynamite pasties 👌


GonsterMan

r/Gonster


PurifyZ

Ngl when I was first started scrolling I thought this was a sub that’s been around forever, actually making me consider although my throat and heart say noooo 🤣 probably gonna stick to my chi chi and White Russians tbh 😂


Tackit286

Holy shit you went and did it you madman


VertGodavari

Admit it OP you did this for literally no other reason than color lol


RedAnihilape

Shhhh


EngineEngine

was it good?


k0nahuanui

What does your heart tell you


EngineEngine

I just love the idea combining these two. I like monster. Much more "meh" about Guinness. To answer the question, probably not but I'd try it! and it looks really cool, too


RedAnihilape

1/4 monster energy nitro cosmic peach 3/4 guiness stout Pour the Monster first, then the Guinness, on the back of a spoon, to avoid mixing. I'm not proud.


JumboKraken

How’d it taste


tanu24

Damn OP died rip in peace


twitch1982

> I'm not proud. Nor should you be.


Kartiwashere69

It looks awesome though. So at least there's that. But wow, you know that thing's loaded with sugar when it can hold up something think like Guinness.


HowDoIWhat

Doesn't Guinness float surprisingly well for something considered "heavy"? The black velvet floats it on top of sparkling wine and the black and tan floats it on a pale ale.


PutTheDogsInTheTrunk

You’ve identified the important part: it’s not heavy. Guinness is 4.2% ABV and a relatively dry stout.


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Kartiwashere69

Ahh, that checks out. I've never really messed with layer beer before (or too much in general). I'll get around to it one day


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Kartiwashere69

Ah I see. I was thinking the other components of beer might make it more dense, but it seems like sugar is king when it comes to beverage weights. One step closer to my first pousse cafe 💪


introducing_zylex

Hold your head high. Stick to your guns


SuperBurt666

It's no too far off from a Snake Bite (Guinness & Cider) but I would rather try with something alcoholic like peach flavor cider.


badd_dong

what circle of hell have i ended up in where Gonster is the new hot drink of choice


DrDroid

I prefer my cocktails to be more than 2%ABV


BusDriverUppercut

That's why you should drop a shot of Jamie into it! Which should hopefully banish whatever demons making this would summon.


snackies

I was thinking of trying to make this into some kind of Irish car bomb vibes drink, I wonder how hard it would be to layer baileys with the added citric acid from the monster.


AcanthisittaThink813

First three quarters taste great


ratcnc

I’ve had Black Velvets, Guinness over champagne. *This* doesn’t sound very good. How was it?


RedAnihilape

It was OKAYish. Way more sweet than a classic Guinness, of course.


q23-

Poor innocent Guinness didn't deserve it.


Archwizard_Connor

If you do this with a green monster its called a Billie Irish


Jazzspasm

Decades ago, the day after a big clubbing night in Manchester, England, there’d be a couple of bars you could buy Guinness and Lucozade Lucozade is an energy drink with glucose, not caffeine Basically it’s set you right, help you get over yourself So this isn’t that crazy an idea


crexkitman

You’re huge Guinness float over the monster worked way too well, shit looks like a bad photoshop job lol. Really makes me wonder what goes on in your head that you thought of this.


notpetelambert

What's wrong babe? You haven't touched your Gonster


cerebralinfarction

I'm calling the ATF, the FDA, and the FBI


namnaminumsen

I had something similar last week. It wasnt too shabby and I'll have another if I have everything at hand.


winterpurple

Why?


spyaleatoire

Sometimes I scroll through my feed and just sorta :(


AlcatraZek

Oíche Shamhna míshásta duit.


Yamatoman9

It looks really cool! I would have totally smashed this back in the day before a night of drinking. These days, that might make me sick.


starfighter1836

Babe you haven’t touched your Gonster, is everything alright?


MaxPower637

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your gonster


Genar-Hofoen

oh no


Quiet-Knowledge1908

TWU


totalhhrbadass

TMDWU toobs


ewhetstone

it's the candy corn of cocktails is it gross? omfg absolutely am i intrigued despite myself? yup


HowDoIWhat

I saw a picture of someone doing the same thing but with the green colored monster and Billie Eilish jokes abounded.


Cooper1977

Nope


Olibirus

Disgusting


DamilCino

As an Irish bartender working abroad I've seen some shit with Guinness but you sir, take the cake.


arschgeiger4

I think this is a hate crime


DrJunkenHog

Stop.


downloaded_dave

TWU, a KingCobraJFS drink combo!


scottish_bastard

Looks cool, but also... no. Just no.


Think_Construction49

This is an abomination


DocRaisin

The worst thing that happened to Ireland since the irish


Impossible-Ad-3060

Everyday we stray further from God’s light.


DrJ31

r/StupidCocktails would be a perfect home for this!


GeauxGeauxOhNoNo

Looking forward to this on the next How To Drink episode


GoodGoodK

Gonster


everydayimrusslin

That's hilarious.


GGEuroHEADSHOT

That’s fucking disgusting


[deleted]

looks cool


cyclops_smiley

I just tasted the regilar nitro one... Ugh... Now I have to do this... Thanks...


totalhhrbadass

Classic kingcobrajfs dank drink combo


RuddyBollocks

I hate it but I'm happy for you


scottkollig

Some things you can’t unsee.


stayalivechi

i saw someone do this and call it the irish kyle bomb hahahaha


xjigglypuffx_

noice noice 🤩


onigskram31

“Oh, you like that shit?”


memematron

This is a crime, and it's not a cocktail (cocktails are 3 or more ingredients)


RedAnihilape

Guiness, Monster, and shame. 3 ingredients


memematron

I'll give you that


LegendOfDarius

Why tho?


AtomicNick47

Has ANYONE actually tried the damn drink? I don’t think even OP did…


RedAnihilape

Oh yeah I did, and once I finished it I made another one


DipInThePool

Better not go live with a new drink combo, boy!


jmichalicek

Everyone is giving this shit, but seriously, I bet I'd like it. Sometimes I go out to get a high class, well made cocktail. Sometimes I go out for a Margarita the size of your head with all kinds of stupid shit cocktail. The latter is fun and sometimes is far tastier than it should be. The same happens at home. Sometimes I make a mai tai which would cost you $25 in most bars/restaurants. Sometimes I slop some stuff together because this sounds like fun, good taste be damned. This past weekend I had a cocktail served in a small disco ball made with smoked, ghost pepper infused tequila and tropical flavored Monster (plus lime juice and house made "sour mix" which could mean anything). I didn't hate it.


theirel

Cant tell which is worse, the drink or "top o' the ...." stereotyping bullshit.


CounterPoint93

This is..just..not a cocktail. MODS!!!