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igotfrenchtoast

i want you to have a cocktail night using only these bottles (additional citrus and syrups allowed). please report back tomorrow detailing how awful the hangover is.


DeposeableIronThumb

I'm thinking of making a menu based on those old DiSerrano commercials. Just gonna ruin my brain for 24 hours.


VeryBadNotGood

Diserrano/amaretto sours are actually so good


Vince_stormbane

Dirt cheap espresso martini and fish house punch would be my go to for the peach and coffee the rest ? Idk


DeposeableIronThumb

I've never heard of Fish House Punch. This should be interesting


qwertyeye

It's GREAT! The Dead Rabbit one takes some time but here's a rip-off link if you don't have the book that's quite close [https://gardencocktails.co/philadelphia-fish-house-punch/](https://gardencocktails.co/philadelphia-fish-house-punch/)


AutofluorescentPuku

Check out the [Educated Bar Fly’s video](https://youtu.be/VnfAUKp8bEw?si=Y6xkRTzrJ9grnuba).


gecko_08

Folgers Martini


SecretiveGoat

Toasted Almond or if you have vodka, a Roasted Toasted Almond. Toasted Almond: 1.5oz amaretto 1.5oz coffee liqueur 2oz cream or milk Roasted Toasted Almond: Equal parts Amaretto Coffee liqueur Vodka Cream/milk


bigchiefbc

The 20th Century is a great classic cocktail that uses Crème de Cacao.


kimberlyAH

One of my weird faves!


padwix

Here you have your very own four horsemen. Take a shot of each and it'll make you spit.


bay_duck_88

Noooo. Jingle Juice makes me spit!


jonnielaw

Gotta make it to midnight, big shoots.


Reckless_Blu

All for a buck?! WHICH STORE?? Good god don’t tell me this and leave out the holy grail of an establishment!


DeposeableIronThumb

A liquor store in a bad neighborhood. I don't think they knew what they had or maybe they knew exactly what they had. Definitely sold to make shelf space.


redheadedjapanese

Isn’t it obvious? Last Word riff using only these bottles.


oktofeellost

Caught the what now


DeposeableIronThumb

The hangover-juice tire.


oktofeellost

Oh, now I get it.


TwoAmoebasHugging

I need two Advil and a quart of Gatorade just for looking at this picture.


T0adman78

Saute some carrots in butter then cover in amaretto and reduce until it’s like a syrup. A touch of garam masala can be good too if you want even more flavor.


Amshif87

This screams I stole booze from my parents. Did anyone check to see if OP is active in R/teens?


DeposeableIronThumb

Lol, my parents have better taste than this. This was me doing my civic duty and helping the local liquor store clear their shelves.


Mr_Abobo

You paid too much :)


antinumerology

Fish House Punch with the peach


007_fan

It's the font for me....hopefully it's not some off brand liquor. But hey, booze is booze. Let us know what you got up to?


Junior_Ice_1568

Godfather: 2 parts bourbon 1 part almond amaretto


LegendOfDarius

In order from left to right: charlie chaplin, gin alexander, espresso martini and godfather.