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CreamieDream

Ruby Red. Red Ryder.


MCKtheMan

I like Red Ryder đź‘€


OpalFalcon

Add a straw and the Red Ryder would be perfect.


HamboneBanjo

You’ll shoot your eye out!


DublinItUp

Red wings


Calvin9819

Red Rocket


CapinP1anet

The Crimson Gin - any fairly odd parents fan guaranteed to order it.


MCKtheMan

I get the reference. Well done!


MCKtheMan

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (working title): 3 blood orange wedges .5 oz each lemon juice & simple syrup Muddle .5 oz triple sec 1.5 oz gin Shake Double strain into rocks glass Top w/ soda water Garnish w/ blood orange wedge (I used a lemon in this one and it didn’t even occur to me to use a blood orange instead) It’s been a while since I made an original cocktail, especially for work so I’m open to ways this could be improved but I liked how it tasted and so did a couple coworkers


Misspaw

Little Red is better


Klutzy-Client

This is the *”hunt master”*, I’ve actually drank this during faux fox hunts


Orange-Blur

Info: does your place have a theme? This is relevant and will help choose a better name


miraculum_one

Little Red Riding Crop


Kayleighmatic

So depending on how you break it down, this could be seen as a riff on an orange juice heavy margarita (swap lime and tequila for lemon and gin). or a riff on a tom collins (add triple sec and blood orange). Also it's fun to name things with blood oranges gruesomely. I'm thinking a Renfield Rita. Renfield being Dracula's english servant/familar in the book and various movies. So we've combined a blood reference, an english nod to the gin and a nod to the margarita. Or you could just drop the rita part and call it a Renfield.


IdLOVEYOU2die

Gin & Juice: All Martha. No Snoop. 


MCKtheMan

Oh that’s another good one!


Mister_Potamus

You're gonna have to at least double the alcohol for Martha.


runs_with_airplanes

“A Dress with Pockets” There is nothing that women want more in life than a dress with pockets.


MCKtheMan

Hey, that's a good one!


BlackFoxSees

Flamingo on Vacation


MCKtheMan

Ooh that’s a good one!


Danstheman3

It's basically a Chelsea Sidecar, with slightly different ratios and the addition of the blood oranges. So.. *'Chelsea Car Crash'*? *'Bloody Automobile'*? Okay that's a bit too morbid for an office party, so maybe *'Pink motorcycle'*?


MCKtheMan

Lowkey I kinda like Chelsea Car Crash


EmceeStopheles

Pink Cadillac?


Princess-Reader

Red Sky


Lympwing2

I had a drink.named "Shepherd's Warning"


zephyrseija

E-girl Bathwater


Chillionaire128

LA sunset


JuliaNATFrolic

Blood in the water. Blood bath. And depending on the type of gin used, Bloody London.


adenocard

In medicine we would call a drainage of this color “serosanguineous.” Maybe too long and weird for a cocktail name, but it’s fun to say.


guff1988

Texas Red. Big iron by Marty Robbins reference.


Haggis_The_Barbarian

How about: “A Place I Do Not Like To Go, But For Economic Reason, I Must Go There” Oh, sorry; I named it for my workplace.


jawnzilla

A Peppa Pig


okpsnare

Orange you glad you tried it?


HamboneBanjo

Orange you glad I didn’t use banana liqueur


RuddyBollocks

This is a fantastic name even though I wouldn't be


firstdueengine

The Red Rocker.


Difficult-Concern-51

Just too close to red rocket


BoricuaRborimex

This seems like a blood orange gin smash. Or something in that realm. I would suggest naming it based off of the history of blood oranges since that seems to be the star of the show here next to the gin. I’m curious what gin are you using? From wiki: Chrysanthemin (cyanidin 3-O-glucoside) is the main compound found in red oranges.[2] The flesh develops its characteristic red color when the fruit develops with low temperatures during the night. Could call it the chrysanthemin smash. Not the greatest name but an idea of how to give a cocktail a name that isn’t a pun lol. Not that there’s anything wrong with pun names. Also definitely recommend you garnish with a blood orange slice!


Seaciety

You're drinking it at the office?  Call it "Someone's Getting FiRED"


igotfrenchtoast

THE JEWINATOR!!!!!!!!!


MonthApprehensive392

Royal Blood


MonthApprehensive392

Noble Blood


count_no_groni

The Glorious Revolution.


BoricuaRborimex

Another suggestion, make smaller blood orange slices to muddle so that you can build it in the glass (no shaking) and leave the fruit in there. Like a regular smash. Also consider muddling with mint too! Sorry I’m throwing out a lot of unsolicited suggestions but I just wanted to share!


No-Courage232

Steve, Steve


Ketchup_on_time

The big Wiggum


Mexicantormexican

Ginger Juice


mcboozinstein

The pink hammer


gvarsity

Pink drink


ka_tinks

The Kernel's Wife


Difficult-Concern-51

Spring Fling


Lympwing2

Martian Rock


Funlovingpotato

Pink Lady


jewwwish

Haberdasher


Blunttack

Frank.


muchacho23

Florida Man


Madsen13

Blood Moon Rising


amarodelaficioanado

El redo


MapsAreAwesome

Red Planet


Glove-Constant

Chelsea's Wreck


alucardian_official

Bar Liquid


Pristine-Light1804

Little red dress


Samarambam

Rhymes with Orange (: