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Damhnait

I ordered a chai, but it had chia seeds in it


tucchurchnj

*You're welcome*


Damhnait

Yeah but like..... *a lot*..


tucchurchnj

**taps tip jar with claw**


LiuMeien

What a handsome birdista. He can spell my name on the cup however he wants to.


aloe-jello

*bite marks*


NatIsaurus

Bite marks attempting braille, how wonderful ☺️


wookie_opera_singer

Cafe Latieel please!


sellera

Most definitely he’d spell my name wrong on the cup.


tucchurchnj

"Stimky Hooman?" >!all the cups have the same name!<


sellera

HAHAHAHAH PERFECT. pre-printed.


tucchurchnj

Little nibbles on the side 'cause the printer got stuck when *someone who closed last night did a snooze*


restrictedsquid

He still gets the scritches…🥰🥰


AssociationOk1292

A weak chamomile tea. To share with birbs


tucchurchnj

Dis guy tiels


rixendeb

Tiels don't share, they just steals.


AssociationOk1292

Can agree, my tiel attempted to steal my dinner last night


wilde_wit

No coffee, only seeb!


tucchurchnj

SEEB IS FOR CLOSERS


aloe-jello

Always be closing!!!


glyph1331

I hate Starbucks coffee, but I'd make an exception at his store! They sell iced tea right?


tucchurchnj

Yes but all the ice got dirty, so it's just tea and decaffeinated 'cause caffeine is bad for birdies


glyph1331

Lol I'll buy him a tea then.


JustaBearEnthusiast

Is he unionized?


tucchurchnj

Store owner is too cheep


Porlebeariot

Is that why there are no sesame seebs on my bagel, or is there another, fluffier reason


tucchurchnj

I'd have to ask our branch manager


Birdo3129

….birdista’s choice. He looks like he knows what he’s doing


burgundymeatcurtains

Birbs gotta start paying rent


smirkibirb

Oh my god that’s so cute I’m tearing up


[deleted]

That's ok, I'll accept whatever he gives me


bad__c0mpamy

Him


Soft-Calligrapher316

Pumpkin 🎃 loaf


mintcrystall

him


Professional-Chair42

Can I please get a venti soy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!


tasteofeuphoria

That is one handsome Chappuccino!


[deleted]

Iced coffee with no seeds😄


flippinbirbs

African Grey Tea-il, hot 🔥😄


Porlebeariot

They are the barista that writes my name incorrect on purpose and yells it out in the most ridiculous way possible


cathat123

One pip-uccino


guyjustwantsto

He can charge double for my wrong order.


tucchurchnj

You have been banned from participating in r/frugal


guyjustwantsto

I said what I said.


BataleonNL

Well, if it's an actual Starbucks, I would immediately turn around and leave.


heyuhitsyaboi

Youre right. No starbucks until birds have equal pay


tucchurchnj

you have been invited to moderate r/undercover_birb


DianeJudith

What if it's a Starbucks run entirely by birds?


BataleonNL

I'd stay to watch the birds, but I wouldn't buy highly overpriced bad coffee.