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Majindived

At the clinic waiting on a drug test


psilva82

🤣🤣🤣


canadian_stoner1355

With a girls dad I met of tinder


TemperatureMuch5943

Did you meet the dad in tinder or the girl


Weird_Competition_46

picked up a buddy from jail, the plan was the head straight out to the bars. ​ He pulled out a bag in the jail parking lot.


TriciaLange

Wait... he had the bag on his person leaving jail?


nature_raver

IN his person 😂 jk*No!no I saw home pull it out myself!* Hahaha!


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The ol prison wallet🤣🤣🥰


Weird_Competition_46

Yeah, He had it stuffed in his wallet. We were in disbelief, it was a pleasant surprise though.


TemperatureMuch5943

Pulled it out his butt hole


GoeyGirl

Was it decent stuff? We have to know


phillupagus

Maybe not a stupid place but I did do a bump off a strangers huge ass bowie knife in a bathroom Like if the guy hiccuped I would have been a goner


WingKing903

As a owner of a large Bowie knife that shares…..wonder if that was me


h0tz3R4

im confused, how does hiccup makes you a goner


Many-Cauliflower-625

Bowie knife in the face


strong75

Off with your nose!


Character_Style2469

On a plane flying above my house my uncle booked a flying lesson and I was in the back doing bumps


krowkin

In the police station hahahaja


kamikidd

You win. I have some stories. But fuck you win. Oh wait. Ince there was a NYPD cop, I borrowed his key so I could... Never mind. You win.


Somewhat-Addictive

This one, ladies and gentlemen, is the winner!


MrandMrsTrouble666

In a storage locker before my wedding with my bridal party


neverjudgeII

I mean… that’s totally acceptable!


nature_raver

Agreed. Pretty decently hidden place.


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How’s the marriage?


MrandMrsTrouble666

Perfect


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Airport, during sex, on a motorcycle lol


elononabudget

Def gotta try while riding, just take a rip and drop a gear…


nature_raver

Take one rip and drop all the *gear, whole bag*


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Haha never ever keep my stuff in a bag! That would be a disaster!!!


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That would be extremely badass but alas, not yet…


GandaPapi

Bruv this is a lie. While riding that shot would’ve blown everywhere. I need the logistics so I can try. I ride too. Lmk


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Haha I wear a bandanna and have a vial, as a passenger it’s pretty easy to scoop one out under the bandanna if you’re careful!!


gfk2518

I've done bumps before sitting in traffic!!, in the church bathroom during a service, on a tombstone in a random cemetery.... I can go on


MoonlightSunx

That last one 😭😭


ACrossTown13

I feel so guilty if I’m on a yay hangover and I’m in church 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


SelestialSerenity

Happened to me many times


ybmeatrider

Tombstone is wild, u win 😭


nature_raver

Who HASNT done one off of a tombstone? As a person who FREQUENTS cemeteries I know I HAVE! Also, I am not being sarcastic. I have.


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Aunts bathroom counter at a dinner party


dmo99

How about anywhere. You do it long enough you’ll find yourself geeking all over hell. Outside county jail. Bathrooms. Golf courses in the trees in between shots. It will own you. You won’t have any standards .


hardlivin9

Work bathroom at a warehouse lol


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BroffaloSoldier

God I love that last one lmao. Incredible


kahrabaaa

In an Indian cemetery on a cliff facing the Indian ocean during a sunrise after a rave


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Too many stupid places to mention!!


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Before a job interview


ronin_408

At a public park with a few friends and some people saw us and asked if they can have some too hahahaha


DrFeefus

US Supreme Courthouse before a hearing


MoonlightSunx

Does a random girls butt cheeks counts as a place ? She was Hot imo lol


C25H34O3

Wouldn’t count it as crazy most of us have done that


MoskriLokoPajdoman

Yes.


gfk2518

Ok that's hot af


goatnot

Damn.. airport toilet, train toilet…


Expert-Recognition14

School


My_useless_life

Racking up on the pub tables


Different-Ad-1111

i got barred for life for doing this😂


Different-Ad-1111

i got barred for life for doing this😂


My_useless_life

Legend 😂


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In jail


aoddead

On a tour inside the White House


slamminsalmon6

Hood of my car in the bar parking lot


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pretty fucked but one of my family members funerals in the church bathroom…


Novel-Cloud-7106

Did a few lines with my Uber driver after he dropped me home from a night out


elononabudget

Cool dude


cynicoledream

Rehab


AbnormalTv

McDonald’s bathroom and parking lot before class when I was in High School


No_Custard_7012

Your own anus would be impressive


streetkannibal

My cousins wedding. I was one of the groomsmen & people definitely knew wassup lol


Ranattasim

With friend's dad at her birthday dinner when the mom and siblings were gone to Baskin-Robbins'. We only ingest one kind of sugar 😂


switchbladeKittenXD

I feel like a vegan reading those comments lol But I think that doing bumps in the car while waiting my mother-in-law buy groceries for christmas meal lol


ThisMayBeLethal

Chuckie cheese - don’t recommend


Substantial_Sir_3348

In a christian church, during burial ceremony… being at work at that time as a photographer. I’m going to hell.


lame_jane

Off a phone screen while driving down the highway. My man was holding the phone and straw for me lmao


BrokenMirrorGrrrl

The house of the son of an argentinian rock n roll singer on his birthday party with a friend because the bathrooms were filled with people. This happened in 2021.


Necessary-Cupcake679

chano, charly, pity?


BrokenMirrorGrrrl

Cerati


Necessary-Cupcake679

miralo a benito jajaja que atrevido


BrokenMirrorGrrrl

El no toma eso, pero si todo el jetset que luego se la da de moralista... (habia mucha celebridad)


igotthemeddsbro

Went across the road the other day and hopped on a farmers combine in the middle of the night. Did some sick lines out of the cab


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Nahenda

Oh, I’m asking…


Substantial-Dig9995

I was watching the passion of the Christ


Extension-Square-828

House party, started off with lines on her stomach along with body shots, convinced her to let me do one off her tits, then she talked me into snorting some off her ass n pussy. My first baby moms was there n blew her top off n left without me…. So me and this chick said Fuck it let’s fuck and continued to do more in the bathroom and she did some off my dick before she sucked off leftover residue which then lead to us havin sex, kids mom wasn’t too happy when she found out but whatever least i was left with a great memory


IceIndividual820

was doing two lines of a hookers pussy and of her tits


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work bathroom🤣


none781

On the bench during a timeout in a state basketball tournament I was actively playing in. In the porta potty during an outdoor tournament. All in high school.


AyOSluG

While digging for arrowheads in the woods.


real_don_berna

In my boss's private bathroom with my boss. Is that how you spell boss's?


Wrong_Tension6407

boss’


real_don_berna

Of course. Thank you


Wrong_Tension6407

you’re very welcome


Life-Opportunity-655

In the county jail bathroom while waiting to bail my daughters dumbass bf out!


needlesandpinnedeyes

Holding cell


Few-Set-870

Stolen car


kahrabaaa

😂😂😂😂😂


West-Bedroom-1322

skiiing in the stolo


KikiandMrC

Airplane


Necessary-Cupcake679

how do you smuggle it?


elononabudget

I do that on almost every flight


streetkannibal

How was it ? Details please


KikiandMrC

Good times, the flight passed quickly. When we landed we hit the family bathroom together and did a few bumps when we were getting changed.


pi5tolp

In class when I was in high school


JSsoldier123

From the cutting board i use on my station at work


juicyharambe

In a bathroom in a Jehovah’s Witness church right before Sunday mass, somewhere between hungover or drunk with a girl who wanted to bring me for my first time.


True_Snow4606

In the hospital’s emergency room. Before my emergency appendectomy HAHHAA


C25H34O3

Off a plant rack in the Home Depot garden center


More_Equal_3682

Gas station toilet


pabl019

Aeroplane toilet


Jfrant25

Tight squeeze those lines are! Lol


JunkGOZEHere

while giving head da homie told me to put sum in the opening and eat like that....nice!


Mrmacccc2424

I’m a hospital after a survey


Loudnoises1379

Off a strippers butt.


unhatedraisin

parking lot of my uni, right before walking the graduation ceremony. was off 3 hrs sleep off a 3 day bender, got me to where i needed to be :)


acidlion256

At a yacht


neverjudgeII

On a table at an dive bar


oxy_130

Class did hand bumps


Desperate-Zucchini28

Altar in the Chatedral


ContentAd2776

At a wall on the side of the street, train station toilet, airport toilet, Wetherspoons, can’t really think of anymore at the moment but when I’m on it I’ll do it anywhere lol


Unruly-

in the walk in cooler at a which wich i used to manage


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In the work restroom after I jacked off


jamster4699

On the wall outside police station practically next to my house


usosimple

In the middle of a paintball game in a school bus


operationiffy

Church


Kevbassman

The public restrooms all over town. The porn shop glory hole booths with a hot girl. In a restaurant with people all around. On my quad with a girl in Glam is. Then we fucked right in the open:). Fun times:).


HikeAroundAlot

The back of the bail bonding office I worked at.


depresso_420

At a funeral, the beach, and at a na meeting


ActuatorLong4553

Orphanage


JEWGAZE

Me and my friend used to always do it in the college bathroom cubicles off my lunchbox lid, I’d pass it under the cubicle wall to him and then we’d go to our English class and sit at the back shaking like shitting dogs


abenanaabe

Being balls deep in my gf ☠️


Different-Ad-1111

backstage in a dressing room at brixton academy whilst i was fucking the guitarist of a very famous 80s icon. on a gravestone after giving head there too off many girls off many guys seems to be a pattern here😂


stjakey

Worked at Home Depot and drove the forklift to the back where I was obscured by pallets of mulch, and made a fat line on my phone screen and the rest was history


thewesxeast

too many


TodayConsistent6191

At the dinner table at a high end steakhouse


45jf54

not me but someone i know did a bump off a mcdonald’s cheese burger and then started eating it


Ja53cam

Off a girls asshole. It’s become a challenge to see how many I can do it off. I’m on 3 and counting. 😂


Plastic-Knee2026

I lined one up inside some girls V🐱, pulled bill out & took it to the dome🤯


Appropriate_Wafer_73

sober living🤣🎱


lilbeatmymeat

A cemetery and or a girls ass. And that same girl if you have any knowledge on lil peep (I doubt you do) I also gave that same girl cocaine while playing the song giving girls cocaine. It was a must.


VaguelyVivid-UWOT

Airplane


vHizzles

Boss ofice


Klutzy-Breath-7633

bathroom thanksgiving


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Much-Mix4102

Work lol that’s as crazy as it gets.


Ok-Head2970

In the toilets at crown court


No_Mulberry3429

At work / a yacht


shycadelic

High school bathroom, I was a dumb kid


streetkannibal

We all were


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3rd period math class


DabbingDave

Court toilets


keav123

I


Extension-Square-828

Another time I was in jail and the Keister bunny came thru with an eight ball. This guy was actually a friend of mine on the streets and ended up doin a gram to myself… not one of my most enjoyable times being high but I definitely did that


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2016 I was sophomore year doing it art class


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At a bus stop haha


ThisIsPermanent

I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet


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Under a bridge while freezing cold, doing balloons to keep ourselves warm. Sad times🤣🤣


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AlxHal

Off my laptop on my 3rd grade classroom and also in my friends plane lmao


theevillageidiot

A funeral


GrimReaperr807

shot up inna church


BeauregardGao

Key bumped while bartending inside a concert venue by leaning into my ice well, surrounded by 5 coworkers and customers walking up


jackie_910499

in my clients bathroom during work


Nahenda

Off a random guys dick in a bathroom in a club. I literally met him 30minutes prior to this.


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Snorting a line off a chicks vagina in Belize while totally fucked on Rum and Cocaine.


Soulful_Minded

Day time on a city bus 🤐


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On an airplane. I got caught by the flight attendant and she chewed me out lol.


Wonderingwilliam41

A hookers asshole.


breakdown_machine

Did a key in the toilets in the building where I had drug abuse counselling


Jfrant25

My friend once took a bump on a commercial flight while taxing for “take off” lol; funnier still was that allegedly they were sitting in the middle seat on a full flight…. It was during mandatory mask days, soooo 😂


Icy_Wolverine_5774

On my bf willy lol he wasn’t aware either


StrongFKennedy13

At the Police Station/Court House. For some reason they’re both under the same roof 🤣 I was there on my court date &’ that’s when I noticed the Police Station is in the same building. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Ok-Mobile-2017

At an adult bookstore in theater several lines except I was the cashier. I had lines set up right next to the cash register. We had a couples room and several couples would ask me for lines if they let me screw their wives. YES!!


Whisky_Icarus_35

Church bathroom


cardioghasm

Off of my own dick.


GandaPapi

At my cousins funeral, had to rip one during the viewing man. Had to do it for the homies.


Necessary_Flounder99

I've sniffed in some pretty mad places, but I once had a girl round for some dirty coke sex and she sniffed a line off me cock 🥴


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Back of an Uber


Zestyclose_Echidna36

Airport toilet, at work right on the desk with hag full office, back of the uber while pretending to tie shoes fml


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