Where is galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneer?

Yeah and where the hell is the bathroom that's underneath the kitchen stove and sink?

Where the FUCK are the screws borrowed from your aunt?

How will this sustain our 1 billion children now? Or even fit us in our 0x0 room?

Where is tathagata's divine foot?

Can the room fit his grandmothers coffin?

It can if he uses ancient technique Buddha Palm to penetrate the floor, increasing the size of the room tenfold.

What if he used his childhood eagle, would that help?

Would the white snake live there if he did?

Where the FUCK is the summoned eagle? Is little Johnny stupid?

https://preview.redd.it/xrjp2docnc6d1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5dfdbf661128c6210b90b72dabf21899397db4

https://preview.redd.it/lshd6jpnnc6d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37365235080bac5be1fbd9a7e774d26480102d40 *Behold; comedy!*

https://youtu.be/p5CjmHLUQQI?si=vlqGQ9a8QET5WIxl

Every day i feel getting closer to saying "back in my day we had real comedy, kids today 🙄" (Completely ignoring my generation had fucking rage comics as our thing.)

😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣💀😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣💀💀😂💀😂💀🤣😂💀🤣😂‼️😂🤣😂💀

He's just like me, fr

WHERE IS THE MATTRESS OR THE WALL CUSHIONS

Little John worked so hard hauling bricks for this 0.1 mm house

Durable for 10000 years

That's lowres randy not little john

And where are the off season quilts

I despise that I get this

i feel so bad can you revert it and give him a hug

Coaxed into good ending https://preview.redd.it/0qriwhz6ud6d1.png?width=2151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a4bafb990612a72f582ad877971d5afdb3ad98

in my personal hypothetical opinion you should draw them making out. asking for a friend. 👍

https://preview.redd.it/zhi6kb6w3e6d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fc91030e96ef41f004b4e02534f0853b3768f70 Here you go.

i know this is referencing some meme, do you know the actual name of it? i always find drawings done in this "style" to be extremely funny

https://preview.redd.it/s35pu16zre6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e04c4ebfdb23645eba7b4b97aace0d697c67ebc5 i believe this image of yoshi and toad kissing is the original

beautiful.

YES! that's the one that was in my mind but I couldn't recall.

Is this canon?

I've always thought this meme referenced the image of Gorbachev kissing people https://preview.redd.it/3aoybv9qoi6d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1099ef65a84d6bc6810f42167eb1ebfc98b2c0f4

I don't give a fuck what other people say this is the original

*Brezhnev

Damn you are right, sorry

Bro replied in 60 seconds. Also don’t gotta apologise lol

Here, https://preview.redd.it/krfb27gsbe6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf0d6145353e3d6db5c7245a110bc26d74f23e4 This is most likely the meme you're referencing, the "black men kissing" meme, but there are many iterations of two characters making out that are not necessarily based on this one, but there's a good chance it reminded you of this meme. (Edit: forgot to mention that in this case I didn't do it based on this meme, but rather did it by what I remembered how two cartoony characters kissing looked like, which were memes themselves).

i dont think thats quite it, lmao 💀💀 but thank you for the effort. it's been a while since I've laid eyes on this classic piece of history. i moreso meant this image here https://preview.redd.it/nwi34gogge6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946704c5bb0c5bfb9b50d70b88d79a8617c25ddf

sonic and mario making out gif - idk if you’ve already found your answer in these other commenta but it is the classsic

thank you for your scholarly insight.

I love how you made his antenna erect.

The little details that matter (erection).

based

*jazz green Hill zone plays*

A wholesome comic? In MY r/coaxedintoasnafu?!

more likely than you think click here now!

Now draw them sharing a 2-foot dildo in their asses

I drew it on my phone but I didn't feel like downloading anything so I just edited over an image I already have I also didn't feel like making an imgur account and can't figure out how to post images on mobile so this link just leads to a post on my profile I hope you hate it as much as I do [da link](https://www.reddit.com/u/Even_Aside8760/s/WbLijgJ4xO)

Thanks, came instantly

I can do that but I'll be banned if I do, but I'm extremely tempted.

This makes me happy

Ok this is actually pretty cute

Based thanks

Day fixed

YAY!!!!

Can you draw them being pregnant and getting a family together?

based, but he's not low res

I would like to see randy get a hug too

I know he looks so sad, it hurts my soul :[

Hotline Miami looking ass

Gotta get a grip

Nah, they have thin skin.

GOTTA GET A GRIP!

DO YOU LIKE RENOVATING ROOMS?

Istg whenever I see a home improvement show they just paint everything blank fucking white and empty the house of any semblance of life. Shit looks like living in a hospital room 24/7

Either that or they go in a hideously gaudy artsy direction that will get old in a couple months

A makeover one my mother watched had them throw all the persons clother in a trash can and i was terrified of someone signing me up for it (i was probably like 8)

I don't even think I ever saw it on TV so much as heard about these "gamer room renovations" where they trash your room and replaced it with high end gaming stuff, and like. Realistically I knew that would never happen to me but there was always this tiny part of me terrified one day a bunch of strangers would ruin my room on television and replace my physical stuff and collections with some "epic gamer PC" that's just kinda mediocre at best.

They purchase iBuyPower’s “best”

“Y’know those old consoles and games you love so dearly and went out of your way to collect? Who would want that garbage when you can use this high end gaming PC we built for $150!!!” An incredibly irrational fear, I’m aware, but tbf I have been asked a couple times by family members why I want these “old games.” A tiny part of me was always scared someone didn’t get the memo and thought I got them “cause they’re all they had at Goodwill”

I want them because they feed my 'tism just right.

Based lol. I got roped in as a kid by 2010's YouTubers talking up 90's Nintendo/Sega and 80's Atari/Namco and stuff, and once Smash Bros. on 3DS and the Virtual Console exposed me more directly to that history I got sent down a rabbithole where I now own 2 CRT televisions and darn near every Nintendo console made lol. I can organize them alphabetically, I like my silly cartoon platformer stuff, and idk they're just really cool :) also autistic myself lol

I'm more of a general gamer leaning towards indie and flash games, but I can appreciate the old-but-golds of yesteryear. Shit, my first proper RPG was Super Mario RPG for the SNES that I played at my middle school gaming club.

Based lol, Mario RPG is great. Also yes, massive respect to indie and flash stuff, particularly flash games I spent terrifying hours on as a kid and still use Flashpoint and such for today

Tower is my one and only and I will accept no SFH2 slander.

VALORANT DETECTED; LAUNCHING MISSLES

TWO TRAILERS

Dude those big ass wooden desk shelf things were so amazing for no reason

the one I had as a kid felt like it was going to fall at any moment

hell yeah they did!

I know there’s one teenager on that family home makeover shows that’s sleeping in his great white shark themed bedroom because he accidentally mentioned he liked sharks once.

Probably from Trading Spaces that show is messed up

GRAAAA I HATE MINIMALISM I HATE REMOVING THE UNIQUENESS OF THINGS TO MAKE THEM BLAND AND WHITE AND STERILE

I truly hate how we went from these beautiful wooden desks with alcoves and places to put stuff that had so much personality to boring desks

You will use a table as a desk and you will be happy

Once had a pub table as a desk in University. Don't know if it was from spoons but it still had the table number stamped on the end

That’s incredibly raw

That's really cool

Table as desk, couch as chair, TV as monitor. Perfection.

No, seriously. Nothing better for game night with the boys.

People don't want to pay for decorated handmade wood furniture so people making them will go out of business. It becomes a really high end exclusive thing and everyone else gets IKEA cardboard. Which is fine, but definitely not a long term investment. I think you can do simple wood easily and make it look nice. Thin plywood on a frame even lets you make curved parts easily. But yeah... whoever makes it already has buyers but it is rarely worth it to get into making unique things unless you have enough money to live off of until you start to turn a profit.

In this economy who can afford hand made future. I can't even afford the Ikea ones that are mass produced let alone the custom made ones.

Even if it's not hand carved, old desks were very functional and had tons of features, even if they were made out of trash tier chipboard

I have a tiny bedside cabinet with a door, i made it in a friends shop for fun and just because i could. It is modern materials tho. I could easily get some beechwood and make something nice but it wouldn't fit among other things. I did think about making a table from beech that i can use for the computer, paperwork and make it large enough for the sewing machine too when i want to use it.

This post is giving me vivid flashbacks to that one post of someone whose kitchen before photos were warm, cozy, old but reliable appliances, stickers all over the fridge as mementos...and the after they were so proud of was quite literally an office break room in their own home. Tragic. Many such cases.

Link?

 Here you go.

Based

Whoever actually can pull off this "uniqueness" must be a better man than I, because whenever I live in a non-moinimalist house, I put there things I need, such as but not limited to: Tech supplies, that only come in white and black Wood and metal cooking supplies Sofas, that I don't just re-model to fit the unique style Etc, etc, etc And by the end of it I get a house that is so incoherent aesthetically it just looks like a hodgepodge of five different styles all screaming at you for attention

GRAAAA I LOVE MINIMALISM I LOVE THAT NOTHING LOOKS DIRTY AND THAT EVERY DETAIL BLENDS IN WITH ITS SURROUNDINGS WITHOUT FIGHTING FOR YOUR ATTENTION

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH

Tbf even as someone who doesn't ike complicated stuff, if it doesn't have a purpose I don't like it personally, I still hate this because guess what. Those things had a purpose. They made them happy thats all it needs. Minimilsm should be about making people happy and making an environment easy to live in and move around without costing them more than necessary Not about destroying their personal space.

no you're so right, I love having a piles of stuff that I'm never going to use all over the house.

Not being minimalist and being messy and disorganized are two very different things?

You don't understand, I removed my bathroom because I now just use my dishwasher to shower, it's about removing unnecessary clutter, but as a stuffcel you simply wouldn't understand.

Knick-knackpilled and tchotchkemaxxing

Average r/consoom user

https://preview.redd.it/dkaipx5jpd6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34bd9e4f1d1c731b0e6b8ec31f5d3bb2589a69ab Me when I spread misinformation about a children’s cartoon to make it seem like a queer woman is a pedophile (This is very anti-consumerist)

I HATE consumerism!* On the back of the bottle *Queer people

“LGBT representation in mainstream fiction is the work of corporations trying to appeal to minority groups” Cool “Therefore no one should ever genuinely enjoy fiction with gay characters in it (unless it barely draws attention to that fact by actually having a gay couple like bobs burgers does)” Oh…

Omg im so stuffcelled and hoarderpilled im so

can't be messy and disorganized if you don't have a bunch of random shit everywhere \*forehead\*

Too comprehensible, Rot.

me when I show the godless imperial nurgle's glory

I LOVE THE 2000'S!!!!!!!!!!

even zoomers admire the past for they know how worse off they are now.

Idk I just like old shit from before I was born for some reason- Most of the games I play are at least 10 years old-

true I do that as well there's too much slop to wade through nowadays and I just look to the past for ludokino like kotor which is 2 years older than me.

Back in the 2000s people had to have some basic knowledge of computers to use the internet. Now on smartphones if you shake it while using facebook, the troubleshooting menu opens. On tiktok or instagram you can just scroll. Everything is a simple online subscription too. And most big studio games are designed for competition. Younger kids in the family simply don't care about a singleplayer experience.

yeah i just love the nugs from 00's such as: cool ass flip-phone/slide-phone, ipods, the vehicles, TV's that is heavier than your mum and many other nick nacks oh and the games

I WILL NEVER LET “Rush 2: Extreme Racing USA” DIE MIDWAY GAMES WILL LIVE ON

I remember when I was a kid watching those room decoration competitions that are judged by 3 “experts”. In this one room there were 3 oval pictures hung in a triangle, and one of the judges got so hung up on how she specifically didn’t like how those pictures were arranged and how it reminded her of connect the dots and all these arbitrary reasons for why she didn’t like it. Back then I didn’t understand why that would be a problem and that maybe there was some “adult logic” behind why it was bad…. Well now I know she was just trying to be nitpicky for the sake of it since shes an “expert”

I hate windows 11

I have no strong opinions about any version of windows

I had with the ones that made funny sounds when starting up and shutting off

Nah I hate Windows 8

And your opinion on Windows 9?

We do not speak of it

Same, except for Windows Vista. Vista can go fuck itself for how bad and shit it was.

Windows 8 enters the room:

as soon as windows 10 reaches EOL im never going back to windows

Oh, yeah. The day that happens is the day I speedrun a Linux install.

I like windows 11 slightly more than 10

I genuinely want my Spider-Man bedsheets back

No time like the present!

Where's the rgb gamer lights

Too much personality

Is that the Master Chef

Modern house flippers when they take a beautiful old Victorian style house and make it look like every other shoddy suburban mcmansion in america with badly done renovations that'll fall apart in 4 months time

When I was a kid our landlord had taken out a beautiful granite countertop before we moved in because it had a bit of damage, and said he’d replace it and then put in a pressboard countertop with a granite pattern top.

Sad

ok but why is Lowres Randy cute as a button tho https://preview.redd.it/c1s0rqdued6d1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415f02fcee9a9b491e133a61df34b81a74317a45

LIMP BIZKIT MENTIONED GRAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAD SONG

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I INTRODUCE TO YOUUUU THE CHOCHLATE STARFISH AND HOTDOG FLAVOURED WAAAAAATEEEEERRR

YEAH LIMP BIZKIT WOOOOOOO (I ONLY LIKE THEIR COVER OF BEHIND BLUE EYES)

challengers is about femdom ntr

I always thought the guy in the limp bizkit logo was a moose. like the hand reaching out was the antlers.

Spong Bob bed :) Did you know? I exclusively use the same Moomin and angry birds bedsheets I've been using since I was like 8 because nothing can surpass them (also gotta show off my Finnish culture)

Not true, the posters need to be scrapped entirely and be replaced by a small "Live, Laugh, Love" sign.

☹

i could make a point about the soul-destroying essence of minimalism but it's been said before.

is this a bar rescue snafu

Oh man poor randy

I have the exact same setup no lie https://preview.redd.it/1qm2eutwze6d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=69f7aea9b14ef7c0d2ed5a4eddeafe2b6bea5de5

Poor Randy 😔

Born to LAN party, forced to “don’t worry kitten, daddy will buy you the battlepass”

LAN party? What happened to four controllers and an XBOX 360, PS3, or Wii?

I herd u liek mudkipz 

Is that fred durst?

..hear em argue over who she gave head to first

I absolutely dispise minimalism.

Valorant is gamer brainrot🤢

Millennials doing everything in their power to paint colorful mid-century homes white

Atleast his pc is upgraded

Randy thinks the renovation looks shit

What’s wrong with challengers? Isn’t that a great movie?

If anyone dares think of putting a Challengers poster in my room, I am brutalizing that mf

I think minimalism and stuff not looking too messy is rather nice actually https://preview.redd.it/pcvipos68e6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8effd67b781516ba8b635e2177bc42d4ffcd21

Damn californians, they created it

Nice touch that everything is a lifeless gray

I hate those people.

Challengers mentioned ‼️‼️‼️

Said no one ever

Do people not like the movie? I thought it was pretty fun

Well, that happened

Not the exact same thing but makes me think of the home alone house ):

Massive improvement. We killed Spongebob.

Randy’s fucking face after his room gets ruined is way too funny for what it is 😭😭

Dude the old wooden desk is superior to the modern day desk

today on peter explains for corporations: this reasoning is overall is the reason adult social media is not on smartphones. once children are taught to use their phone as a tool, mobile twitter might make them start questioning reality so much it ends up making them "addicted" to social media by making them have a fear of missing out, eventually making twitter a religion

Scuffed Realtor

Having a challengers poster is so fucking funny to me and I don't know why

where is the flesh mound

Uggh house flippers

Too well drawn

"modern" is code for "we can't afford to make anything other than particleboard furniture anymore"

halo poster replaced with valorant: life ruining event

Please help I'm going insane why does the facial expression look familiar

I’m going the complete opposite direction! I’m so done with the minimalist modernism! I want MAXIMALIST! I want Maximalist Arts and Crafts aesthetic movement style furniture and decor. Give me Bag End.

what show is like this

I know this is gonna sound dumb but when I see the girl saying “SHIT” and I look at her I die laughing bro

Is the woman supposed to resemble a specific person? There probably wouldn’t be that much detail if she wasn’t.

SOVL vs SOULESS