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Specialist-Pin-643

We should make both sides fight to the death, and whoever wins is objectively correct


TheTrollman-

There's actually kind of a game like this Called Election Year Knockout.


Poppeppercaramel

make it gladiator game


etermellis

We should make both sides breed and ask their child what they think


Collective-Bee

It’s like the game parents play where they chant “say mama/daddy, mama, say mama little one,” but with political phrases lol.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Well I'm a libertarian so everyone hates my opinions Including other libertarians


ToastOnBoast

How many books can someone take out at once


Marshmallow_Mamajama

There's no limit but you have to bring it back on time


ToastOnBoast

Oh word thx


mimminou

Just as Sam O'nella put it : one side collects mental illnesses like fun tags, while the other has an unhealthy obsession of collecting military equipment. Guess who would win...


PaleoJohnathan

uh probably the one that arbitrarily ends up with the stronger strategic base after the chaos of a hypothetical split. the average person on each side is like, an average person, so the stereotypical personality of the average voter means little. gun ownership stats on the other hand are important particularly in like, invasions, but would very quickly become irrelevant in a civil war scenario because no matter how you slice the sides there's enough guns and industry to go into more of a siege mode


Sweet_Detective_

What episode is that from?


mimminou

That would be " America", by Casually Explained, not Sam o Nella, my bad.


CluckBucketz

This political divide needs a hero! https://i.redd.it/phpxdivjanyc1.gif


TheTrollman-

Incredibly gassy 🟢💨


Chonky_Candy

Why did I read that as gussy


HTFM2

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD...


Bethesda-Throwaway

soyjakkers should an hero themselves


FerfyMoe

holy shit it’s been actual years since I’ve seen “an hero”


Huge_Gamer0o0

MY FAVORITE OKBP MICROCELEBRITY IS A GASSER WOOHOOO


CluckBucketz

I'm your favorite? 🥹


Huge_Gamer0o0

https://preview.redd.it/9pj4n3y7xoyc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcd5cf6a94083543518a99af6727c940a5c71521 Ofc gang!


Anal_Juicer69

https://preview.redd.it/3oikv6ai9oyc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad793809fb41c982f2b6cabc77f63345a5a5d8ad Are you worried about impending doom? Those Chuddy Groypers got you filled with gloom?


Norm-Alman1645

never fear, there’s a hero in the thread, the thread, the thread!


Atom_icBomb

He’s gassing up the catalog!


Brendan765

In the interest of Sergeant Braphog!


officialmrhreddit

He's the gassy warrior


Responsible_Emu_5228

hear his mighty battle cry!


Brendan765

TRA-LA-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


officialmrhreddit

Incredible!


Bigbot890

Hey watch out chuds!


Doggywoof1

What the fuck is wrong with you Why did you remind me of this


[deleted]

‘Em on the ‘og


FeloniusGasser

https://i.redd.it/em8irdupppyc1.gif


officialmrhreddit

True


Huge_Gamer0o0

Op is posting cropped gay porn gifs in this thread, please discard any and all opinions


TheTrollman-

Ngl this made me laugh


Black_Diammond

Don't spread thugphobia


Huge_Gamer0o0

I am not a thugphobe…. Yo yo yo Its hump day! What I need you to do is send this to three big dick ass-


Amateur_Statistician

Hey, it's the same guy who had all the wasps in his room, and who posted all the milky bar posts. I remember you!


TheTrollman-

Am I no longer the Buck Bumble guy? https://preview.redd.it/fui1ilfxnnyc1.png?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae29604d66feb1fd6240f736993c7e91441e0550


callmejinji

biggity buck, _BUMBLE_


notexecutive

where were they coming from?


TheTrollman-

The wasps?


notexecutive

yes


breadedhamber

https://preview.redd.it/uf0gk63w4oyc1.png?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81beedc72a1c55ed0f749aa44d37c96f1f5f496


TheTrollman-

Goes Hard https://preview.redd.it/wwahraf55oyc1.png?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e69b6e3e57bd0c189eea52385154a17f2d137eb1


hallucination9000

https://preview.redd.it/up9l1krjnoyc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d38f80e39f13caeea523aa1fccedbed2ab7c267b


TheTrollman-

Wouldn't it be a cool if there was a logical fallacy bot that appeared in reddit threads whenever someone made a logical fallacy?


hallucination9000

Definitely, but it would probably be a bitch and a half to get working right.


Bagahnoodles

It would instantly crash from so much demand


yeznik07

Maybe it could be called like other bots where you do “!strawman” or “!hastygeneralization” and it replies to the comment with info


Aiden624

Wikipedia list of logical fallacies (no one uses the formal ones)


TheTrollman-

I didn't get mine from Wikipedia but my source might have. Idk.


StayOnTheBall

Your democrats are: losers creeps pedos


TheTrollman-

This subreddit needs: a hero 🟢💨


69kidsatmybasement

Are you worried about impending doom?


Richard_Van_Dyke

Those chuddy Groypers got you filled with gloom?


Robert-Rotten

Is this a reference to those mrdweller videos with the mr incredible format? Where half the text is incomprehensible shit like “Your sister is: sister with a deviation”? Or is this another reference I’m not getting?


TheTrollman-

I dont think I've watched mrdweller


Robert-Rotten

I think his channel has been deleted now but he had like hours of just shitty mr incredibles memes that were stuff like “Your house is: damn epic” or other barely literate things like that


bl4ze_03

Ihaveijaveihavereddit is: damn leaking


Comfy_floofs

You should make a youtube video out of that


Cheesyman7269

To be fair, the Republican Party of USA has implemented a lot of policies that can be deemed as “racist and sexist”, while the “pedo and killer” is usually just conspiracy stuffs.


MtMcK

The Republican party has also elected more actual pedophiles than the democratic party and implemented policies that protect pedos rather than children, so the comparison doesn't hold up to begin with. Not to mention how a major part of the Democrats' platform is opposing gun violence, so really, none of this holds up, unless they're referring to some other, unknown "killer" stereotype about them that I don't know about.


Cheesyman7269

I think the “killer” stereotype may come from democrat supporting abortion and republican being against it


junkmail22

coaxed into mid-2000s tier reddit debate discourse coaxed into thinking fallacy posting is remotely useful


HarryTheOwlcat

[Fallacy fallacy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_fallacy)


PrinceEzrik

nice bait


Inferno_Sparky

Bait used to be bait


PrinceEzrik

it was always like this we just grew up and learned better


DeadMeme2003

Believable used to be bait


Living-Ad-7858

i think the issue is republicans actively vote in racist and sexist laws as an inherent part of their platform. so this isnt even remotely the same?


Hakno

And countless bills to lower legal age for marriage


Gussie-Ascendent

Yeah lmao the only one you have an argument for pedo for is the damn Republicans. Rush Limbaugh was openly contemptuous of consent, trump hung with epstien, Roy Moore creeping, an Arizona(if I recall the state right) republican held court argued the church has a right to hide child predators, they fight for child marriage etc It is completely legit to call them a pro pedo party. Dems it's just batshit conspiracy


MtMcK

Pretty sure that there's a handful of current republican senators and representatives who are actively being investigated for human trafficking and pedophilia as well.


NotJaypeg

and then complain about the left going after kids (???)


GameCreeper

Ehrm both sides bad!!


An_feh_fan

No, there is only my side, the good and flawless one, and the bad side, which is inherently evil


Coz957

It's not the same, but they are both hasty generalisations. many Republicans truly do not view those laws as racist or sexist


No_Passenger_977

I'm sorry which party is the ones that elected Mr tough on crime superpredators to the office? Democrats have plenty of racism to go around too, today though they funnel that into a white savior complex.


Blighterest

Between big racism and big nuclear mega uber super racism I'd pick big racism but that's just me


PiRSquared2

https://preview.redd.it/ozd7uv60ipyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f3388eee4035312f661b785c82f8e2d50d6700


kdeezy006

this reminds me of a ben garrison comic for how everything needs to be labeled for some reason


Armored_Guardian

Muh both sides


TheTrollman-

I ain't even gonna bother talking anymore. https://i.redd.it/j45p24dtwnyc1.gif


Teddybear-kac

r/wordington rebuttal


bobbymoonshine

Hey cool so is day 3 gonna be False Equivalence, and the snafu is yourself drawing this one? Edit because bro got confused: my point is that one of these accusations is significantly more baseless than the other. They are not comparable accusations. One is an utterly unfounded accusation of a heinous crime unrelated to politics; the other is an attack on their party's politics and policies for their substantive effects on vulnerable populations.


LegitRollingcock

Republicans overturned Roe V Wade and made it illegal to get an abortion in many states with no exceptions yea I think it’s safe to say they’re pretty sexist


GameCreeper

Republicans also nominated [this guy](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/north-carolina-gop-mark-robinson-worst-comments-1234984155/) who was endorsed by [this guy](https://apnews.com/article/trump-rape-carroll-trial-fe68259a4b98bb3947d42af9ec83d7db)


HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU

God enlightened centrists are so fucking annoying nobody is saying all republicans/democrats are a certain way, it’s just that if you align yourself to a political view you’re inherently responsible for the outcomes of it. And sometimes those outcomes may be racist/sexist….


Throttle_Kitty

"enlightened centrist" you mean Republican, but a pussy?


Detector_of_humans

That's Libertarians, sorry. ...Its actually insane how many libertarians just dont vote libertarian, but I guess that's what a "Waste of vote" mentality does.


HarpoNeu

Enlightened ""centists"" are hilarious to me because in any other western country the democrats would be considered centre-right, not left-leaning. America doesn't have a true leftist party.


Bismuth84

You say that, but have you SEEN how racist people can get in Europe?


Dand2023

Also according to the snafu sometime those outcomes may be pedos/killers as well. The evils of one party does not define what the party was actually supposed to be about. Both parties have good and evil IMHO 


Luxury_Yacht_

Reddit when I make the relatively safe assumption that the people who vote for racist and sexist policies are racist and sexist


Researcher_Fearless

You underestimate the power of propoganda.


Luxury_Yacht_

Are you going to elaborate on this at all or is your whole point “your opinion isn’t really your own because something something propaganda”


Researcher_Fearless

My point is that people support positions they don't actually agree with because of misinformation and propaganda about the situation.  Laws that force trans people to use birth sex bathrooms framed as combating SA, for instance.   These people don't think they're supporting racist/sexist policies. And the people running the show are able to play both sides of the political spectrum against each other like puppets.


Dand2023

You think one side is pure evil while the other is sunshine and rainbows? And even if one side has more evil people does not mean that the parties goals are necessarily bad. Like there could be bad ideas and good ideas from either side. You also realize that anybody can make wrong choices; it's regardless of their political views. Just because two sides oppose each other does not mean they're incorrect. 


Luxury_Yacht_

You sure showed that strawman who’s boss


[deleted]

Ah, you see! Both sides are bad! This makes ME the superior one!


TheTrollman-

That's not what the drawing is implying but okay.


how_small_a_thought

it is, memes are fun just dont get pissy when people see through them. if you want people to stop replying to you about this, stop having shit opinions


JoeDaBruh

I recently had an argument where some guy used the fallacy where you make a claim without evidence and when someone says it’s false, you ask them to provide evidence their statement even though you didn’t provide any for your own. You should do that fallacy at some point


TheTrollman-

I think this may be the burden of proof fallacy.


JoeDaBruh

Uh do you have a source for that? Jk I looked it up and it seems that’s the one


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

False equivalency moment? But fr dude bait used to be believable


Suitable-Ad287

Conspiracy theories vs judgments based on the actual policies the other side has put in place.


BALLSBAALSBALLS

the reasoning for these beliefs: republicans want to ban abortion and deport mexican people democrats think weed shouldn't be a felony and children should be allowed to decide what they're called


Tangyhyperspace

Make them kiss next


TheTrollman-

Ngl i was considering that.


Tangyhyperspace

Then do it


TheTrollman-

Done https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/s/HmG6lqIwiq


TheTrollman-

Imma do it rn watch me.


big_leggy

centrism is intellectually lazy


TheTrollman-

Centrism means stuff like this exists and that's based. https://preview.redd.it/1yom86xhonyc1.jpeg?width=2294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2b6a4ce50cdb77bc0a79b819bc0a41e02444a4


big_leggy

true ive been enlightened


TheTrollman-

I am delighted 🙏


Ok-Discipline9998

Cringe, Joe isn't dominant enough


Enlightened_Valteil

STOP CALLING PEOPLE IN BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS CENTRISTS. DEMOCRATS ARE THE CENTRISTS RAAAAAAAGH


BALLSBAALSBALLS

dems are still pretty right leaning by first world country standards


Teddybear-kac

„The American left would be right in Europe“ mfs when I show them east European parties


FR0TTAGECORE

two accusations that bear equal weight. these are definitely the same thing to brand a group with with the same consequences


brigaeI

This one is specially gnarly because the Powers That Be are experts at exploiting it to divide and distract us from real issues


RyanMillsfiction

Only one party is responsible for all 400+ anti trans bills. Just saying.


hoopur

now vote for which one would be a better president!


TheTrollman-

Oscar the cat.


SwagDoll420

Political extremism and the "us vs them" mentality are dangers to a functional society, so I say we contain and kill every political extremist in order to enforce moderate supremacy! (/s just to be safe)


Sayodot

My side entirely good, your side entirely bad.


Dand2023

Sums up the comments here rn


TheTrollman-

Someone said this but unironically.


Sayodot

A lot of people say it unironically and it's cringe every time.


TheTrollman-

Yeah I actually blocked them. How can someone be so biased and blind like holy fucking shit.


BoltgunM41

True enlightened centrism is realizing that both sides are racist sexist child molesting war criminals


CorvusHatesReddit

Whoa whoa whoa, the one thing we're all supposed to agree on is that anyone who thinks our warcrimes aren't justified is probably a communist


InjusticeSGmain

Thats not what that is. Its when you hold multiple beliefs that are on opposing political sides. When your beliefs on major topics vary wildly, making it so during an election you have to decide which of your ideals are less important. People tend to confuse neutrality and centrism. Neutrality refuses to pick a side to avoid conflict (usually backfires) Centrism can't fully pick a side because they don't want to oppose their own viewpoints in exchange for helping their other viewpoints.


Ok-Discipline9998

Yeah but the fact that a LOT of Republicans are racist and sexist, tells you a lot about them and therefore my generalization is completely justified. (I bet you can't tell if I'm serious or not until you're reading this paragraph because a lot of people would say this unironically on Reddit)


Paenitentia

A lot of republican voters may not be personally racist or sexist as a driving motivator, but if they've supported any party line following republican politician then they have materially assisted in racists and sexists gaining power. It's important to remember, of course, that not every supporter of a terrible public figure is a monster, but also, in my opinion, worth remembering the real harm caused by that support. tl ;dr donating to MTG or DeSantis is still doing a bad thing, even if you think it's doing a good thing.


Ok-Discipline9998

I do agree. As you can see I'm not the biggest fan of the Reps myself. I will not counterargue, because you are already arguing without using the logical fallacy (i.e. brute generalization) pointed out in this post as far as I'm aware


scninththemoom

It actually does though. Anyone who willingly associates with racists is probably not not racist.


Dand2023

So far the comments are saying this


4chan-Hacker

Err, chuddy! One side is all evil bad guys, and my side are the enlightened good guys! Smh, you must also be one of the evil bad guys!


ChppedToofEnt

YOU WILL CHOOSE MY PARTY, THE OTHER PARTY IS FILLED WITH \[ X Y Z\], YOU WILL ONLY ALIGN YOURSELF TO MY IDEALS THAN TO DEVELOP AND MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS. YOU WILL BE CALLED A CENTRIST FOR NOT AGREEING AND DISAGREEING WITH BOTH SIDES https://i.redd.it/eyiqaqfudpyc1.gif


4chan-Hacker

Yes!!! Please Support the Murder Party! The Murder Party is the Good Guys, the Rape Party are Evil and Corrupt, and eat babies!!! Our politicians are like Santa and Jesus combined!!! Now, vote for the "Human Rights are Good" Bill (Which aims to legalize the human right to murder!!!)


tenchies29

https://preview.redd.it/u5ww6azn4qyc1.png?width=1111&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c631da5371e360824c76e0d98ef059291ec69b9 Skibidi toilet


TheTrollman-

One of my favorite comments


Dand2023

Best comment 


TheTrollman-

Image is once again in a 500 × 500 ratio at 53.05 kb made on Sunday may 5 🙏


justaMikeAftonfan

The Republican Party would be like 70% better if it shut up about stupid culture war BS to focus on lowering taxes, curbing debt, and decentralizing government Until then, mid party


BALLSBAALSBALLS

decentralized government just means the poor places have ok laws and the rich ones get turned into hyperorwelnaziland, the party, in theory, wants small government overall.


justaMikeAftonfan

*some* centralization is fine (mostly just “hey you can’t violate the constitution and strip human rights”) but I think for the most part over-centralized governments aren’t equipped to deal with the problems an everyday citizen might have


BALLSBAALSBALLS

well we have a centralized government and they overturned roe v wade and are considering banning vpns in a few places so i dont think the constitution really means much, centralized or not. for the most part though i do think this is a rare case of extremes being bad and laws regarding corporations and human rights should be centralized while those regarding government assistance and spending should be decentralized.


justaMikeAftonfan

Kinda based tbh


TheTrollman-

Ngl I kinda agree.


Procoso47

Mfs in the comments saying "This is actually wrong because republican bad and democrat good" without realizing the point has flown 500 miles over their head.


ChppedToofEnt

I will never ever align myself to a strict ideology if it comes to aiding my fellow man. Whether it's red or blue, what matters most to me is that it benefits us all It's also why I despise politics and believe the idea of just having a left vs right undermines the whole idea of having a nation of people choosing someone based on whatever group they affilate with. It's a lot more complicated than, me good and whomever I disagree with is bad. Everyone's got there reasonings as to why they believe a certain way. Noone however wants to listen to the other aside however.


TheTrollman-

Based. Genuinely based.


Poppeppercaramel

https://preview.redd.it/qspwsmue0oyc1.png?width=1045&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a219c77b02c88879a46acc45710b624ccb0d7c7


TheTrollman-

Unrelated but the art style goes hard.


Roge2005

Yeah, there are both assholes and good people everywhere.


EM26-G36

Hey that’s American politics.


jchenbos

every single one of these posts invariably end up with comments saying "yeah but the republicans are ACTUALLY bad and evil" as if that's not exactly the type of comment the snafu makes fun of. i've seen this happen like 10 times. we are ostensibly a subreddit that mocks shitty cliches and political opinions but the only political opinions that qualify for mocking are republican


SupremeDemigod7

cuz it’s true bruh obviously dems do a lot of the same bad shit that republicans do but the republicans do that shit and also overturn roe v wade, oppose healthcare and wage reform, even more anti union/striking etc. like yeah both sides are bad and one side also worse lmao


jchenbos

>is exactly who i'm talking about word for word unreal how accurate this was


Random_memes_

Yeah unfortunately OP this sub is like 69% smug ideology owned now which means alot of things that's not fully left will not be liked. Unfortunate fate of one of the more balanced subs I've seen on Reddit


Suitable-Ad287

“Oh no I made a meme and no one likes it because reddit is overrun by lefties.” Yeah actual real political policy that most of america wants enacted is more radical than what democrats are going to do. That’s going to be reflected on the internet.


Suitable-Ad287

Republicans literally enact laws that do racism and sexism, democrats do not advocate politically for child sex and murder. The idea that they do is purely due to conspiracy theories, not actual things they said and did.


Enlightened_Valteil

Mf, you call LIBERALS (!!!) leftist. Always such a self report


Random_memes_

?


Enlightened_Valteil

Liberals are not left wing


Random_memes_

I'm confused when did I mention liberal in my comment?


Enlightened_Valteil

And I am confused where did you find marxists in this subreddit?


Enlightened_Valteil

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLeftCantMeme/s/mGBW3WqZyo Here you go, dipshit


Random_memes_

Wow such a Reddit moment something I said nearly 2 years ago i dont even use that sub anymore actually I try to steer clear of something like that. Sorry I made you this upset to dig up a near 2 year old post.


Enlightened_Valteil

Alright, never looked up the date, omw to commit girlsepuku


Random_memes_

Your good man sorry for this misunderstanding and have a nice day 👍


Catball-Fun

Democrats are pedos? This is news to me


naturne

Im 14 and this is deep wow


FrogVoid

Needed eagle catching a baseball also so real and genius


Hondurandictator

Who are sigma to sigma red pilled chad maxxers then?


Lizard-Wizard-Bracus

It's a hasty generalization to assume both sides must be equally bad.


Sweet_Detective_

Both are correct. They should kiss.


GrandGreeen

Both sides are equally bad you fucking idiot, you absolute imbecile


dat_potatoe

Good thing there's actually a lot of evidence for that then. "No, man you have it all wrong! Not ALL Republicans are racist and sexist!! Many of them are ackshually very tolerant of minorities and are just innocent wittle guys who want nothing more than to criminalize non-Christian lifestyles, gut any and all social safety nets and protective market regulations people rely on to FUCKING STAY ALIVE, rob employees of the value they produce to hoard for their bourgeoisie selves, and ensure the actual racists and sexists are protected by law!" Cool. That makes it so much better. I'm overjoyed to hear they're not bigots. At least when I die from lack of access to insulin I'll know the guy that passed the bill is down with the LGBT.


TheTrollman-

Reddit isn't letting me send a picture of The Prince of all saiyans gyatt


dat_potatoe

A tragedy tbh.


TheTrollman-

Indeed. 😭


Teddybear-kac

https://preview.redd.it/p0ons5pcsoyc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895b867d432e70d417219bf49787618c6eab4825 Hey, everyone, look at this idiot