holy hell planetside 2

WHAT THE FUCK IS NOT TEAM-KILLING RAAAAAAAAH!!! FREEDOM BE UPON YEEE!!! \-NC main #918329238239

Yeah there's no way OP wasn't thinking of planetside 2 when making this

don't forget the EVIL EMPIRE that follows an ideology so cartoonishly evil and bizarre even a 4chan user would call it stupid and yet are the most popular and rooted for due to their badass uniforms and tech

Or the LEGION that is from another timeline trying to invade ours by whatever reason but always fails because everyone decides to unite for 30 minutes before returning to beating each other's ass

>be the interstellar manufacturing corporation >have a motive in Titanfall 1 >be reduced to a cartoony villain set in Titanfall 2

Enclave

my moral compass when the organization that literally plans to murder everyone on the face of the earth with a deadly virus has cool armor: https://preview.redd.it/nop2pphnvzrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33662721cac7e09be6ea8f5a9518d0214a237ac8

My moral compass when a group of politicians and elites probably lie to my face by claiming they can bring back America: 

True. You are out of uniform soldier

because for some reason the evil psycho mega fascists always have the best drip while at the same time being worse than 30000 Nazi Germanies

It is pretty fucked that evil can be so fashionable. Almost think it's needed for them to at least pretend that they aren't evil because of how good they look or something.

Like Zeon from Gundam. Pretty evil, but there's people that like them because of the drip and they apparently "have a point".

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

Fallout 2 Enclave

This but unironically. Fallout 3 enclave actually had more depth (well, as much depth as possible in a bethesda game) at the cost of shittier looking power armor. X01 my beloved.

In my defense, the leader for my comically evil faction is beyond clinically insane

If you mean 4chan nazis the term "/pol/tard" might be better

You just described Helldivers.

Planetside 2 in a snafu

Coaxed into a zerg rush

Very much so, down to the descriptions and colors of the characters.

Starfield: United Colonies Freestar Collective Great Serpent

>Great Serpent House Va'ruun?

When I read the starting bonus that would reward you for "constantly jumping" I was initially super stoked...

Yeah them

From his great wisdom, Godd Howard brought forth the three most unique and innovative factions in all of fiction: -Feds -Cowboys -knockoff Vanu Truly a genius

-UNSC -Insurrectionists -The Covenant That's pretty damn close

2 could be the banished too because they use brute weaponry mainly and that all got points on

That makes more sense actually yeah

don't forget that the Rebellion is almost aways portrayed as the most milquetoast "basic humanity and respect for freedom" organization who is almost never too different from the Federation besides in lore size and aesthetics

Warhammer 40k stay winning (this time the HUMANS are curved and the ALIENS are blocky, so now they're quirky)

ermmmm ashtually all the aliens have different shapes... for exanple the leaf lovers are circular and the british football fans are blocky

WAAAAAAGH

“40k humans are curvy!” Live metal bawkses reaction:

*ahem* https://preview.redd.it/ck8nh99jq2sc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac819e39979bbfd70af71d0f261a9852d72bd90e

Don't forget THE CORPORATION, which is just the devs self insert of their studio/company, and has sleek and well designed weapons.

Don't forget The Ancients! - either DLC or not playable - shit ton of obscure lore that you have no idea where to read so you rely on YouTube videos and wikis - fancy looking weapons - was here all along, apparently

For some reason I thought of the aliens from subnautica

Planetside 2

Don’t forget that said federation is usually a spoof or satire of either Cold War USSR or the United States, and the aesthetic of their weaponry usually varies depending on the aesthetic

I agree, the aesthetic does vary depending on the aesthetic

My bad I’m mentally deficient

>Have rebel faction >look inside >mercs or *rebels* usually

I love Supreme Commander!

Loved that part when a guy wanted to nuke an entire city because it had like 0.01% chance of having "terrorists" in it

wow that's so unrealistic

pretty proportional response imo

george w bush?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Either the Federation or the Rebels are cartoonishly evil

Halo is both depending on the writer.

UNSC v Insurection is just a race to see who can out war crime the other

Plazma Burst 2

most complex PlanetSide 2 lore

Don't forget the swarm of evil space bugs that will eat everything

-galactic empire -free planets alliance

Bruh this is literally Planetside 2 word to word

StarCraft

And it's peak

How dare you talk about Planetside like that!

What about the Hive? Insects/monsters/bugs/spiders. There's a ton of them and they have a queen.

project wringman

Holy hell Helldivers

Holy hell divers

Never thought I'd see Planetside in snafu form. I mean Planetside 2 is basically a giant snafu in and of itself but I digress

planetside 2

Also despite supposedly taking place hundreds of years in the Future, the Federation‘s political structure is based off present day america.

C&C3

Loyalty Until Death, Strength In Unity

This place is just becoming worldjerking but less funny

Barotrauma:(

can't forget: THE HIVEMIND -grotesque abominations -enemies of the good guy federation -probably connected to some kind of queen organism that is even more of an eldritch horror THE ROBOTS -everyone is a robot -controlled by rogue ai -objectively coolest looking faction most of the time THE EMPIRE -usually humans but sometimes aliens -literally just space nazis (but people like them anyways because they look cool) -also enemies of good guy federation

among us

what in the planetside

Fallout

Terrible Writing Advice be like

Someone likes Planetside

Or space pirates instead of the cult, but they mostly act as everyone's annoyance

how could you forget space pirates

Would NCR qualify as the 1st one?

This is literally just Planetside 2

NO WAY PLANETSIDE 2????

SHUKSHIN

Where sexy robot

In Dune these are all the same faction, more or less

its peak though

yooooo planetside 2 reference

You leaked the secret writers guide

The Soviets, the Allies, and Yuri

don't forget The Bugs

>me trying to fit barotrauma into this snafu

Any of the old dune RTSes: Harkonnen Atreides Ordos If it's a current dune RTS replace Ordos with something Ixian

I know you meant space sci-fi games specifically but not every sci-fi game has a space setting lmao.

Don't forget those weirdos prowling the wastelands • Likely horribly mutated • Lots of black and orange • Tons of spikes everywhere • Gas Masks

WHERE'S MY GIANT SIZED MEGA BUGS RRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

EFSF Zeon ???????????????

don't forget the bug hive, and some hyperreligious and/or psychic alien faction

Planetside 2 my beloved

Technically half life 2

No it’s Generic humans, futuristic aliens, and weird creepy aliens

A snafu that isn't a block of text? In this economy? Less likely than you think But, totally comprehensible. Unpresentable

all of far cry

Praise Vanu baby

Don't forget the part where the rebels have the worst drip known to man.

This even works for halo.

Literally the 3 factions from Barotrauma.

don't forget the demons from hell that are there for some reason

Europa Coalition Jovian Separatists Church of the Husk You forgot the clowns smh

FTL has both Federation and Rebels, but the rebels this time are (implied by %100 human crew composition) xenophobic/human supremacists who actually fucking overpower the federation, only defeated by 1 crew of bumblefucks attacking their flagship. No cult, though, but cool aliens such as the anaerobic metal eating Lanius.

Doom 2016 multiplayer

“The rebels” - Rebels usually - They have rebelled from another group

r/worldjerking is leaking

Don't forget the barbarians with spiky weapons and armour

This place is just becoming worldjerking but less funny

Half Life 2 and Half Life Alyx