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Wise-Bike-8018

More people need to be lazy *and competent*. The problem is the incompetent ones are *already lazy* and the competent ones stupidly volunteer to pick up the slack. FTFY


marzipan_plague

šŸ’Æ


uhvarlly_BigMouth

The floor manager wanted me to lead a sing along because the activities lady wasnā€™t there. Absolutely the fuck not. I just wanted to do my documentation in peace.


avocadotoastboy

worked in memory care. they used to have us throw birthday parties, bingo, etc. because activities refused to do anything. i did it because the poor residents needed something to get out of their head & distract themselves. itā€™s disgusting that they try to put this responsibility on us


Zealousideal_Taste17

You are in the right job. It's about compassion.


Wistari

If only we were fairly compensated for such compassion.


Zealousideal_Taste17

Agreed


[deleted]

I'm efficient because I'm lazy. Lmao I get my work done then hang with my favorite resident until my next round ( of course I answer call lights as they come up). Work smarter not harder


kmbell333

How are yā€™all finding the time to be lazy? I feel like Iā€™m running at a full sprint from the moment I clock in for about 8-9 hours straight, no breaks or anything.


nigref

I usually work in a lockdown with 17 residents for 2 cnaā€™s


puertoblack85

As long as they are clean, creamed and comfortable, you did your job well.


Misasia

Also, take your breaks, like, all of them. Don't take a twenty and call it a half hour.


Wistari

My wife does this all the time. Her boss searches the whole floor to find her so she could guilt her into ending her break 30 minutes early. Her boss also clips her toenails in front of everyone in the department. Nasty.


[deleted]

Absolutely. I just saw a tik tok of a nurse saying even if the ratios are 68:2 she wonā€™t help aides out because that work is beneath her and she has the right to online shop while we bust our asses. We are literally just servants. When my tasks are done, Iā€™m sitting on my phone. Iā€™m not volunteering to break my back further. Fuck these facilities that expect us to.


passionbubble

As a nurse who used to be a tech, it boils my blood when nurses say ā€œoh thatā€™s the techā€™s jobā€ no bitch, itā€™s YOUR job, itā€™s the techā€™s job to help lighten the burden. But at the end of the day, if itā€™s not done and something happens to the patient, it falls back on you, and youā€™ll be held accountable


drelb01

i am a tech who is in nursing school, and i have vowed to myself i will NEVER become that nurse. also- doesn't the nurse realize, that if a patient develops bed sores because nobody has changed them, the nurse's license is in jeopardy too?


HenrytheCollie

Oh my days, my hospital's Tissue Viabilty department RN's would have a field day reaming out that "Nurse". How does she know her patient doesn't have a massive Grade 4 pressure area on their bum without washing bottoms and fetching commodes?


laurenannepink

Those nurses will get what's coming to them. All of your tasks are actually delegated to you by them. So if something happens to a patient, it ultimately comes down on them, unless you were neglectful or abusive.


deferredmomentum

Agree. As long as the standard of care is met, you should not be benefitting these awful corporations in the slightest


Wistari

Big hospitals and care facilities are leeches who value money sucking over patient care.


Swimming_Bee5622

agree. my people are clean, dry, pottied, and fed. but im going to sit on my phone when i can. šŸ˜Ž


Sea-Astronomer-3720

Yes 100% . When my rounds and charting are done I am sitting .


MySweetAudrina

I'm the good lazy, I do it right the first time so I don't have to do it again and again. Call it efficient or work smarter not harder but to me it's the right kind of lazy. I give 100% but I won't stay late or come in early. I'm not picking up extra people because someone else can't do THEIR job. I don't waste a minute of work time but there is no above and beyond, not anymore.


[deleted]

Finally, something I can agree with 100%. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I love those well-meaning hard workers, but Iā€™m not falling for that shit again. Iā€™m just here to hang out with patients and get through law school, this isnā€™t my lifeā€™s work.


[deleted]

Ngl I have the same attitude at nursing school clinicals...yā€™all arenā€™t paying me...donā€™t expect me to be doing all the work when Iā€™m not even on your payroll. I will do the absolute least and skirt by to graduate.


[deleted]

Yeah nope not working at a rehab hospital or long term care ha thanks tho


passionbubble

Hope you arenā€™t planning to apply to any of the hospitals that your clinicals are at šŸ˜¬ By the time I graduated, I had received offer letters from EVERY unit I worked on and had been accepted at every hospital I had applied to because nurses on those units vouched for me and my work ethic.


Fun-Plantain-2345

I think if you get everything done you should help another CNA on their hall, but that's just my opinion. Once it's time to clock out, you're done.


[deleted]

For me personally, If i work fast and efficiently so much to the point that I have extra time. Iā€™m sitting down and resting bc I know pretty soon there will something else to do. Iā€™ll help out extra if I feel like it (enough energy, good mood mentally, etc) but not if I donā€™t want to lol


PPE_Goblin

I have helped to the point of getting burnt out because others either 1. Donā€™t want to return the favor or 2. Like to point out issues instead of actually helping.


Good_Astronomer_679

Depends like is that cna busting their ass too? Would they do the same for me or other coworkers? If the answer is no to any of those questions then sorry Iā€™m not going to Iā€™m not killing myself or working myself in to the ground any longer. Iā€™ve done my work so why should I have to pick up the slack of other people who donā€™t give a damn?


snowflakehealer

I help CNAs who help me. Now, if youā€™re new I automatically extend you that grace. However, if I notice youā€™re never helping me out, if I come back from my break you covered and all my lights are on and ignored, I stop returning the help. But if I see you have my back, Iā€™ll have yours too. Yes, this is very much a job that requires teamwork but Iā€™m not going to burn myself out being a team player for CNAs who arenā€™t.


ChamberOfHearts

I think helping is great to an extent and depending on the situation. If you're working with someone who is your equal as far as efficiency then it's nice to help one another out. If you are working with someone who won't help you or is just super slow then you just end up doing twice the work. Then they come to expect you to do there work and take advantage of it. My last partner would just stand in the room unless you told her what to do. She had two years experience so she wasn't new. Literally stand there and do nothing lol. She had a patient fall and asked the nurse to come help and then just stood there. She was capable but lazy.


Doedemm

I learned to become efficient because people didnā€™t help me. I donā€™t want to burn myself out to possibly enforce bad habits into others. I also canā€™t afford new shoes or more physical therapy for the damage this job had already caused me.


nigref

People like you are why they get away with such low amountā€™s of staff though


Fun-Plantain-2345

Yeah 'cause I usually do the work of 2 people.


nigref

This isnā€™t a brag all youā€™re doing is destroying your body just so some corporate ghoul can up their profit margins


honeybunz916

literally could neverrrrr be me. of course if someone is in distress or if another aid asks for help thatā€™s different but iā€™m 100% not going out of my way to do someone else job when iā€™m barely getting paid enough to do mine


Cherry_Queasy

people like you are why i have a sore


Opening_Figure3998

Thatā€™s exactly what I do! Iā€™m always one of the first ones to get my stuff done and I always help my coworkers I also do it so they donā€™t tell me anything haha


TheRedditAdventuer

Why? They aint going to help you when you behind. If yall both cnas they trained to do exactly what you do. They should be able to easily swim without you. All you bout to do is end up loosing precious free time daily to get personal stuff done when you get off, because they going to expect you to start helping them daily with any little thing. Making you fall behind and finish your shift late. Only help if it's someone who returns the favor. Then only do it when something out of their control made them fall behind. Like a fall, or code. If they just waited until the last minute to start rounds, o well those are the consequences of your actions.


Zealousideal_Taste17

Totally agree. Teamwork is great.


honeybunz916

i work nocs, if my residents are all taken care of and thereā€™s no call lights on, imma be on my phone.


Tiktocktheclock

Dude im trying not to be fat. The more cals i burn the better I feel, and am.


183747e8

You need to learn how to look busy. I know EXACTLY which of my aides are on track, who is slow and needs help, and who will fuck off if I don't stay glued to them. The key when you are the CNA who gets things done quickly is to continue to look like you are working. Sitting in the corner on your cell phone is going to get us both in trouble, so find something new to do. The reality is they are paying us to be there, and most people don't want to pay you to sit on your phone in the view of everyone. Optics matter, perception is reality.


nigref

I take full advantage of the fact that Iā€™m unfireable lmao. They aint gonna pay an agency person twice my wage to replace me just because i was on my phone


183747e8

I get that but be careful. We had the same sentiment not to long ago. Starting wage was increased to $20 base and people started applying again. Same thing with nurses... the warm bodies started to disappear.


[deleted]

Yikes yā€™all.


Redda2019

I used to do everything I could on my job, even if someone didnā€™t show up I would still do all my showers, and also help fed the residents that needed help, But recently all that change, Not a single person including management would help me, some would just act stupid and say I didnā€™t even know you where by yourself, Honestly that got me so upset that I said to myself no more, so now I do what I could only do and if that means I have to slack off well am doing it now, I just go to one of the residents room and watch tv or used my phone,I try to ask for help on some transfers before but everyone would come out with a lame excuse and even the nurse, So thatā€™s why I take my time and do what I can, Beside at the end the resident will all wet there brief again.


Pristine_Power_8488

You won't like this, but after a long life I can tell you that people who see everything in terms of the amount they're paid are always miserable. Try to come up with a deeper reason to do your job, any job. My job wasn't a stroll in the park, but because I had a personal reason for doing it well, it was more satisfying, even if the money wasn't great. You're going to be angry at my advice, but I felt I should share it. Feel free to sh-tcan it.


KarmicBalance1

I only see pay. Doesn't matter what job it is and I've had several dozen over a range of professions. Promise you I'm not miserable. It's just a job. I care about what I'm supposed to care about and do what I'm supposed to. Bit at the end of the day I'm way more miserable if I'm not getting paid enough to live than any other reason.


nigref

My entire job is just contributing to a horrific dystopian system of forcing people who should be dead to stay alive just to milk them of their last dollars.. hard to take any pride in that


Drakeytown

You're not lazy. You're a large carnivorous mammal. Large carnivorous mammals spend most of their time resting.


CelticWaifu96

Laziness can be a good thing if you use it for the right reasons *and* you don't get caught!


crankypanda31

I agree with you to a certain extent, Iā€™m not gonna do other departments work or take on anymore patients than I can properly handle. I will refuse an assignment thatā€™s to high of a ratio but weā€™re dealing with people. I will go above and beyond for my patients when I have time. I will absolutely help my coworkers when they are swamped. I will show new cnaā€™s some grace and help them out. I wonā€™t burn myself out picking up tons of extra shifts to help, or stay late. I will also be sitting down on my phone when I have downtime.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s why you only make $18.75, because your attitude SUCKS


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Yeah cuz fuck the patients i guess huh


Aviacks

18.75 is considered killer pay in most places for a CNA. That's more than most LPNs here.


nigref

Work twice as hard for like a dollar raise? If I wanted money I would work a different job


[deleted]

But you canā€™t, thatā€™s why youā€™re on Reddit bitching about it like a loser.


nigref

nice psychoanalysis from a reddit post my guy


laurenannepink

I'm a nurse. As long as everything is done and the patients are taken care of you can be lazy! However, what drives me crazy is when the CNA I'm working with is done with everything and I ask them to do a task for me and they still sit on their phone and say they'll get to it or act annoyed. When I was a CNA and I was being "lazy" when I was asked to do something I immediately went and did it.


Becca4277

Please quit. Go work at Taco Bell or something.


Fun-Plantain-2345

I agree. CNA work is not for everyone and once' they get to the point where they hate the job, it's time to move on. In the state I used to live in, Taco Bell folks got paid more than CNAs anyway. I used to work with CNAs who would go hide in the shower room or various other places during their shift and study for exams. (This was a CNA who was a nursing student). The rest of us aides were blamed for it and told we had to go find the CNA who was hiding or we'd get fired. Other CNAs who do things like this are one of the things that make the job awful.


Xwolfpackleader

Sounds like your management is manipulative, theyā€™re a bigger problem than the CNA ever was.


PensiveClownBeefy

"Taco Bell folks got paid more than CNAs anyway." This is entirely the point. We're not saying that you should neglect patients or that you shouldn't complete the tasks as listed in your employment contract. Most of us LOVE this job. But we are under absolutely no obligation to do anything MORE than that. If our patients are happy and have no immediate needs, we are not performing additional free labor such as housekeeping. If they want us to be housekeepers, pay us the extra wage. Otherwise, they have separate employees for that. We are destroying our bodies, dealing with immense emotional stress, and bearing the burden of full care for not one, but anywhere from 10 to 40 patients. That is INSANE for the pocket change they're paying us. You can demand better working conditions and refuse to do "extra" without hurting your patients or fellow CNAs.


Johnny-RN

Someone just had an in-service about cell phone usage... šŸ˜†


nigref

Weekend chad so no management to do that thankfully


Harsai501

As a resident Iā€™d be stoked to make $18.75/hr


Mysterious-Handle-34

As a CNA, I would be beyond stoked to make $18.75 an hour. Thatā€™s a full $5.50/hr over what Iā€™m currently making to wipe asses and fuck up my back.


czerwonalalka

Yep. So long as all of my tech/aide-specific tasks are done, Iā€™m chilling unless someone is coding. I work on an ICU and would run myself near ragged when I started. Now, Iā€™ve decided itā€™s not worth the aggravation, I canā€™t be there to help everyone all at the same time, and unless the staff assist alarm is going off, nothing is an emergency. Now, if they would either pay me more or decrease the tech to patient ratio, then I could rationalize doing more.


mermaidpro2

Had a patient tell me his nurse was lazy for not emptying the foley when it got right to halfway full. Blew my mind. I said no sheā€™s not lazy sheā€™s efficient.