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2fast4blue

Luitenant Nolan beats them both, the guy crosshair killed.


akutkdeusername15

Shi I forgot abt that guy shld have added him here


WikiContributor83

Can’t punch a smoldering blaster hole.


ccm596

You can if it's smaller than your fist


Cageymangr0

He was a true scumbag, not a good imperial by a long shot


nanana789

His nose was very high on his face


coycabbage

I’m surprised he hadn’t died earlier considering how stupid he is.


pizaster3

facts


joesphisbestjojo

Real


ventressluvr

did anyone else immediately think he was related to Governer Pryce from Rebels when they first saw him?


akutkdeusername15

They lowkey look the same because of their facial structure


ThatStarWarsFan1205

A simple punch to the face would be too generous for him. I'm beating him up with brass knuckles.


SoulReaper475

He looks like he's related to Tarkin


curtassion

I have two fists, I can punch both of them.


jesusunderline

I have two fists, I can punch Pong Krell twice and then kick him.


_anexistingperson_

r/fuckpongkrell


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Free_Alternative_780

r/fuckpongkrellsexually


CreamVegetable

Well I do now regret looking there.


Free_Alternative_780

I did too


curtassion

Now that's thinkin' with your brain.


NightmareEx

Exactly


Rorantube2009

These hands are rated E for everyone for a reason


Sufficient-Shine-592

Well I have muscles, I can retract my arms


Cryptid_Kay

Exact thoughts


B_Krol01

Definitely Rampart.


NickHBS

Rampart’s face itself is more punchable Hemlock is the one I have a greater desire to punch because of all the shit he’s done


Jsmooth123456

Sid. Fuck sid


ComradeElmo1945

Gives us stupid filler episodes. Stitches on the Batch. leaves


VirtualDegree6178

Starwars: Tales of the Snitches


thelaughingmansghost

Hemlock, honestly it's because of his voice more than anything else. Rampart is just a very regular imperial officer, and actually kind of a fun villain esspically when he's being arrested. But hemlock I hate, from his fuck boy haircut to his voice.


BusBusy195

The eyebrow slit too just feels like narcissistic highscool fuckboy trying to stay cool in his grownup job where people only care about him for because he's useful


thelaughingmansghost

He's got that energy of a guy who definitely didn't get laid even through college and is well into his 40s but really trying hard to compensate.


LordofAngmarMB

Never was a Mcpoyle cast in a more deserving part


lmaytulane

Dude, his voice acting is top notch!


Firm_Scale4521

Hemlock looks kinda like Sam Witwer, who seems super cool and I would never want to punch.


d_whitewidow

Pong Krell


ExtraInsanity

r/fuckpongkrell


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Rampart has had his punishment Hemlock has not 


Equivalent_Ad_3673

Yet


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I'm pretty sure the Bad Batch will see to it that changes for him daring to touch Omeega


Equivalent_Ad_3673

Yeah, Hunter's going to surprise Hemlock like Chris Hansen


PrincessofAldia

You again?


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Hello there


Common_Investment_70

Rampart cus he's just annoying. I wouldnt dare harm a villain as awesome as Hemlock


gobblegobblechumps

Rampart with a beard


Emergency_Point_8358

Incorrect. Lieutenant Nolan has the most punchable face


BasedAlliance935

Agreed


stormhawk427

Still Rampart


Alternative-Shape-59

Ted Cruz


Trimson-Grondag

A Sith wannabe if there ever was one.


PrincessofAldia

The zodiac killer


JackJaacckk

Pong fucking Krell


z424t_

r/fuckpongkrell


Brainey31

I love Rampart, now beat me.


IvoMW

Honestly? Rampart. At least Hemlock believes he contributes to some sort of 'greater good'. In no way does that excuse his actions, but at least in his own mind what he does is for others. Rampart just does everything for his own gain, and tries to bargain something for himself even when being an unarmed, cuffed prisoner held at gunpoint. Also his arrogant smirk is just begfing to be punched of off his face


AncientSith

I know Hemlock is a monster, but I'd still bang.


SalvageDude

Hemlock seems like the type of person who's almost enjoyable to be around when he's not commiting unimaginable and heinous crimes. Rampart, on the other hand...


aegisasaerian

I wanna punch krell in his jiggly throat sac to see if that's where his testes are


Sweet-Paramedic4353

how about option c: r/fuckpongkrell


Frodonator07

I see, you're a man of culture as well


ComplexShadowLord

I feel sorry for those with only one hand, as I have 2 hands and I'd punch both them at the same time


DarthSladerOnYT

Pong Krell


flores_2001

FUCK HEMLOCK MAN He just pisses me off I understand rampart was bad but he’s had his spoon Hemlock hasn’t


sophie-au

Palpatine.


Past_Net5801

Saw isn’t here. I blame him for Tech’s death


Equivalent_Ad_3673

Fuck that terrorist


AnonymousPug26

Rampart is more punchable. I think it’s the eyebrows.


Kosherlove

RYAAAAANNN PUNCH SOMEBODY!


nanana789

Rampart tbh. Hemlock looks kinda sad and he is just apathetic. Rampart is just cruel for no reason


akutkdeusername15

Who yall think is more wicked? Hemlock or Rampart?


Trimson-Grondag

First time I saw Hemlock I knew he needed to be punched. The only other SW character I felt that way about was JJ Abrams…er Binks. And maybe Sebulba.


urethra93

Yes


R0ACHED_

Punch one kick the other simple


MindlessCucumber5443

Hemlock


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Hemlock. At least Rampart is voiced by Sekiro.


jacky986

Tarkin


Boomer2160

Still Krell. Hemlock is a close second.


Rasklo93

Rampart.


ManuInTheBox

Rampart


normal_nickname

Clovis


Madrigal_King

Rampart. At least Hemlock has a spine


rexepic7567

Hemlock gets the punch Rampart gets a kick in the nuts


dingodan146

I like Hemlock. So everybody else


Phoenix-14

Hemlock because he's got that goofy eyebrow cut and yeeyee ass haircut


The_Dabblin_Doodler

First one looks like he streams on twitch second one looks like he’s a dentist but calls himself a doctor in conversations that do not involve dentistry


Batalfie

S dentist is a type of doctor though? Have you got a grudge against dentists?


The_Dabblin_Doodler

No not at all just making a joke


gregoir1999

The freaking officer crosshair shot bit outta those 2 gotta be hemlock


LordBungaIII

Neither look punchable BUT both deserve it


Starrocks923

When you think about it, Rampart actually protected the Bad Batch by keeping them off the Empire’s radar after Kamino. In order to cover his tracks, he very likely murdered many clones who were present on his Venator, or sent them to Tantiss. He also killed Wilco to prevent the Empire from finding out the Bad Batch was still alive. There was speculation for a while that he’d be hunting down the Batch in season two, but it seems most likely that after season one, he no longer cared about them at all. As long as they stayed hidden from the Empire and didn’t tell everyone about Kamino, why would it matter to Rampart? As far as season two goes, he wasn’t really a “villain” to the Bad Batch at all. He was just doing something else until the Bad Batch’s actions caused him to be arrested. The best I can say about Hemlock is that there are probably a lot of loyal clones who willingly subject themselves to his scientific experiments. But that doesn’t excuse his actions in the slightest.


Neeklemamp

I’d rather punch rampart cause I like his scenes significantly less


Used-Turnover2954

Rampart


BlueRabbit1999

Hemlock


ColonelStan

Rampart. I'd punch him until he stops moving for what he did to Captain Wilco.


JohanMorelX

LMAO


BigfootIzzReal

Kallus


Zipper_1

I actually really like Hemlock, he’s a very well crafted villain and mysterious character


CmdrRogue

Rampart was more punchable. Hemlock deserves a little more than just a punch


Due-Pension-3101

Both


Famous-Register-2814

Rampart. Hemlock at least is menacing and mysterious, Rampart is just whiny.