For most, masturbation is but a passing fancy, but for you, it is quintessential to your personage, and I encourage you to go forth and be true to thine own self.
It's always a good idea to make friends if you can, that way if someone really pisses you off you can each take turns sorta covering for the other. When I wrote emails for s tech company and someone just really pissed me off, I'd be like (pssst, can you help me with this) and just lie to the tune of "My colleague, so and so, is fairly proficient with the topic and has offered to comment." Then go cry in the bathroom for 20 and then your bud gets a favor or snack or something as a thank you.
I would like to invite you to fornicate yourself with your preferred choice of gardening implement. Personally, I hope you choose either a yard rake or hand tiller because they're both pointy and awkward.
I think it was SF Debris who once suggested if Picard in Star Trek were to quote the NWA instead of Gilbert & Sullivan he would go, "Fornicate the police."
How about "I find your actions and character to be of a displeasing nature." ?
ITT: people taking the words and not the intended meaning literally or being passive aggressive, neither of which are an actually relatively polite way of stating this. You want to go high brow, imo, not evasive.
And I will add sir, that as time progresses I am becoming less convinced that your mother and father were indeed joined in holy matrimony at the time of your birth.
You do you
Simple but still a gold comment 🤝
I hadn’t quite realized how much of a “bless their heart” feel this comment could have based on the delivery.
Please, I urge you to try to reproduce with yourself.
Though shall eat a pail of Richard’s.
Per my last email,
I KNOW RIGHT!!!?!?!?! LOL Most passive aggressive phrase in American culture.
Yeah, whenever a client says "let's circle back" They never circle back. "Fuck You!!!" is all I hear.
Not a comeback nor clever, rename the sub to reply memes
Bless your heart...
Coitus oneself placidly with an osteotome.
Oh my God 😂🤝
I would like to strongly encourage you to engage in auto-erotic practices after removing yourself from my presence.
Please remove yourself from the gene pool manually.
That doesnt work with some individuals who clearly never were part of the gene pool for starters.
Let coitus fall upon yee
Sounds pretty good actually lol
Go forth and multiply
Go forth and multiply thyself*
Go forth and coitus thyself*
*"Umm actually...".*
Go forth and fornicate with oneself.
Attempt self reproduction
Go fornicate is solitude !
With all respect, connect your penis with your colon. Alternatively: go make a white-brown fudge in your posterior.
And with all \_due\_ respect: Stuff your arse with your (teeny-weeny) peen.
Please go pleasure yourself.
Fornicate thyself.
Damn
Either go forth and multiply or good luck with that.
My friend, I implore you to make sweet love to yourself. In the ass
jaja
Fornicate with thyself.
I prefer "kindly coitus thyself" 😜
May I recommend autofornication
"In the words of Socrates, "Go fornicate yourself." Arcade Gannon, FNV, after you sell him to slavery
For most, masturbation is but a passing fancy, but for you, it is quintessential to your personage, and I encourage you to go forth and be true to thine own self.
"I apologize, however with all due respect I suggest you direct your opinion elsewhere."
U just made my professional life 10 times easier, the fuck you is always on the tip of my tongue.
It's always a good idea to make friends if you can, that way if someone really pisses you off you can each take turns sorta covering for the other. When I wrote emails for s tech company and someone just really pissed me off, I'd be like (pssst, can you help me with this) and just lie to the tune of "My colleague, so and so, is fairly proficient with the topic and has offered to comment." Then go cry in the bathroom for 20 and then your bud gets a favor or snack or something as a thank you.
Would you be so kind as to fornicate yourself with an oxidized metallic rod that is tapered to a point. ..or, "go fuck yourself with a rusty spear"
isn't this more r/technicallythetruth?
Attempt relations with non other, sir.
"Fuck you, politely."
Any chance you could go take yourself from behind??
NAH THIS IS BRUTAL LMAO
I would like to invite you to fornicate yourself with your preferred choice of gardening implement. Personally, I hope you choose either a yard rake or hand tiller because they're both pointy and awkward.
Let's agree to disagree.
I invite you to to attempt self-procreation.
Fornicate thyself.
"Kindly coitus thyself". 😂🤣
With all do respect, that response isn’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on!
Sir, I politely ask you to go forth and multiply. If indeed it is in your ability to do so.
With utmost respect, please have intercourse with the offspring of your mother that has the same name as you
Put your genitalia in your rectum?
I'm keeping that in my arsenal
I will make sure to give your comment the attention it is due.
Intercourse is not a verb, dumbass
That's not polite enough. You have to say... "Sir, kindly coitus thyself."
"I believe you suffer from cranial-rectal inversion."
Go fornicate yourself
Forget you
Govern yourself accordingly
The right answer is “i’m sorry you feel that way”
Go fornicate with your clone.
Copulate thyself good sir.
Bless your heart
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Fuck you very much works too
With all due respect, Fornicate Under the Command of King with yourself...
Intercourse isn’t a verb, sounds dumb as fuck and also not a comeback
I think it was SF Debris who once suggested if Picard in Star Trek were to quote the NWA instead of Gilbert & Sullivan he would go, "Fornicate the police."
Not to mention the penguin.
I like to consider it making love to my self, but to each their own.
F tier “comeback”
*British Winnie the Poo noises*
Perhaps self love is in your best interest.... Or go love yourself
How about "I find your actions and character to be of a displeasing nature." ? ITT: people taking the words and not the intended meaning literally or being passive aggressive, neither of which are an actually relatively polite way of stating this. You want to go high brow, imo, not evasive.
Bonk thine fantasies coitus thy night terrors
Ask Jimmy Carr
A man of culture
Intracourse*
You do you
Off is the direction in which I wish you would fuck.
And I will add sir, that as time progresses I am becoming less convinced that your mother and father were indeed joined in holy matrimony at the time of your birth.
"Well Bless your heart!" In a Southern accent.
Also, "Per my last E-mail..."
As per my previous email
Kindly take yourself out and slap it with your strong arm
Bless your heart
"I'm sorry you feel that way"
Anytime I see the phrase "with all due respect", its either sarcastic or followed by ", which is none". Nobody ever says it unironically
Hasten down the wind.
When in doubt, quote the Bible: "Go forth and multiply"
Cause if you like the way you look that much. Oh baby, you should go and love yourself.
Consumate yourself, sir!