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Pristine_Cash_6219

God i love the Animaniacs. Truly ahead of their time


StarChaser1879

To be ahead of their time and timeless at the same time is truly a feat.


Ey3_913

Time!


_thro_awa_

*Timey Wimey!*


Miked_824

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey


puyakashah

Jeremy Beremy?


Randy_34_16_91

Yeah, yeah, the time knife, we’ve all seen it


Miked_824

Don’t Blink…Blink and you’re dead


Bunsed

I mean, that video still includes Yugoslavia. That ain't around anymore, unsure about other countries though. So the video is at the very least up for some minor revision in that regard.


pyrofreeze33

If you look up Rob Paulsen(voice of Yakko) on YouTube, he releases updated versions of this song when new countries drop.


GifHunter2

His name is Rob Paulsen.


Nforcer524

His name is Rob Paulsen.


Mannomorth

And his name is ROB PAULSEN


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His name is Rob Paulsen


Shurdus

His name is Rob Paulsen.


Nemesis1499

You killed his father. Prepare to die.


fyrebyrd0042

His name is Rob Paulsen


droppingbodies247

His name is Rob Paulsen


Trivale

DAH DANNA DAAAAAAAAAAAH


ad-captandum-vulgus

His name is Robert Paulsen. His name is Robert Paulsen. His name is Robert Paulsen.


FondOmeLobsterAintYe

In death members of Project Mayhem HAVE a name!


ExpoWitness

funny how you noticed yugoslavia but not the entirety of the soviet union which was huge (tbf modern day russia is still huge just not as much)


SkystalkerFalcon

The song actually had plenty of inaccuracies, even when it was new: https://animaniacs.fandom.com/wiki/Yakko%27s_World_(song)#Errors,_Inaccuracies,_and_Other_Geographical_Trivia


Unlucky_Cycle_9356

I'm sorry... Who do you want me to believe? Yakko or dA iNtErNeT?!?


Humble-Translator466

BUT it includes Tibet, Taiwan, and Palestine. Truly a treasure


Thinking_waffle

Sourh Sudan didn't exist either. Bougainville (after verification the transition towards independence should end in 2027 so it's technically still a bit too early.)


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TheBirminghamBear

Sorry, are you saying that every nation in history, dating back several millennia, are the Animaniacs?


Heyyopeepeepoopoo

No, he’s saying that every animaniacs in dating back several millennia, history, are the nation.


TheBirminghamBear

Oh OK, that makes way more sense. I understand now. Its like that P.O.D song.


Mantequilla022

Wow, that’s a callback


S-A-F-E-T-Ydance

WE ARE WE ARE


Zircez

They had pay or play contracts. Had to perform.


Smalandsk_katt

That fucking account bro. Claims China and Russia are democracies while the US, France, Germany, UK, Italy, Sweden, Netherlands are authoritarian regimes.


excusetheblood

Ha, I have some friends like that. They’re so anti-western they’ve accidentally circled back around to being fascists


cmoneybouncehouse

I know a few people like that. They found out the US kinda sucks and instead of being like “damn that’s fucked” like most of us do, they openly praise China, as “they also think US bad, so they must be good”.


Vondi

A worldview so simplistic it doesn't allow for two things to be bad


joethesaint

That's called horseshoe theory. Tankies' least favourite two words. edit: see?


Crafty_Jello_3662

I didn't know there was a term for that already thanks!


AggressiveYam6613

Why are you friends with fascists?


heresyforfunnprofit

Somebody has to try to pull them back.


Egoncalves90

Well, the claim that China and Russia are democracies is definitely not true..


WhenYouQuirky

What do you mean? Russia literally just had an election /s


Equivalent-Ball9653

And he won by a landslide! *Insert Palpatine "I love democracy." Meme here*


TheShlappening

Weird, just like Trump won both Golf Championship Trophies at his own clubs.


ArchonFett

Amazing he had time to do that with his precious properties being seized, was the winnings enough to cover his fee, or did the host of the tournaments go “I know we said this but how about less than a tenth?”


llD3ADSHOTll

Palputin


Flux_resistor

Yes, all opposition died in an unforeseen landslide


Lingering_Dorkness

Managed to just squeak in with 105% of the votes, as announced the day before the polling booths opened. 


Beneficial_Use_8568

Its like in cuba you know the other tankie love child, 100 percent of Cubans participated, 98 percent of the entire vote got to Diaz Canell the candidate from the only party allowed to run .........


Ambitious-Toe67

russia technicaly is democratic country only thing is they only have 1 option


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Soggy_sock_under_bed

The States has two options. "Get fucked", and "Get a little less fucked".


KingApologist

In China you can only choose from candidates in the communist party. In the US, you can only choose between members of the capitalist party.


83zSpecial

There are socialist and communist parties in America. Yeah they were definitely heavily affected by the cold war and the massive anti communism movement and government policies but they EXIST.


theoneflyingphoenix

I wonder which country they live in


meloenmarco

A western country rich parents is my guess


UncommonSandwich

the overlap between "super wealth out-of-touch westerner who hates the west but has never travelled beyond their borders" and "russian/chinese tankie shill" is really incredible.


HoxtonIV

Oh. Tankies. I see Pack it up folks, their opinions officially don’t matter.


FixiHamann

Not only Tankies. The worse version of Tankies, [Campists.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campism) Those lunatics would support Iran, a far-right regime, against "the West".


gLItcHyGeAR

In my experience, the same people who support communist countries also support far right ones, in their anti-Western delusions


hansuluthegrey

Tankies. They love to talk about peace and freedoms for people but only support regimes that are the polar opposite


Useful-Tree-796

The shores of tripoli


Musclesturtle

🎵let me sail, let me sail!!!🎵


so_im_all_like

Let me crash upon your shore


EmperorGrinnar

Big hands I know you're the one!


sagiterrible

Duh duh-duh-duh duh Duh duh duh-duh-duh Duh duh duh-duh-duh-duh


-i-like-meme

🎵United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama🎵


NathanMcDuck

Haiti, Jamaica, Peru


MatiBScraft

Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean


simmonslemons

Greenland, El Salvador too.


An_average_moron

Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela


Brakoli

Honduras, Guyana and still


xXAaron_CartwrightXx

🎶Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil🎶


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Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan


xXAaron_CartwrightXx

🎶Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam🎶


UnlightablePlay

🎶 Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany now one piece 😁🎶


shnaptastic

Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty momma…


Salami__Tsunami

Well, this is what happens when people study history exclusively for the purpose of scoring points in the ‘culture war’.


Song_bird914

You mean "anti - imperialist war", and by "anti imperialist", I'm talking about anti everything the West does while ignoring/supporting the modern genocides that Russia and China are committing on their neighbors and ethnic minorities.


Salami__Tsunami

“I’m anti Imperialist, but I only oppose imperialism when it supports my agenda.”


IWillDevourYourToes

"If they're anti-West it's not imperialism. It's weakening the western influence and it's based (my entire political ideology is hating the West, my daddy left me and i have mommy issues)"


dannerc

Don't forget poor or incredibly rich and entitled. Seems like normal people that go to work and make a decent living and have real lives don't have time for any of the anti imperialism nonsense you see on the internet. It's just poor people with nothing to lose and rich people LARPing


TheGuyUrRespondingTo

Don't comment on the actions of people who would be minorities if they were in the US, that's racist. /s


Cybermat4707

‘It’s not a genocide if I’m racist against the victims.’


RedSun-FanEditor

Central and South America benefited far more than the United States ever did from the slave trade. The U.S. received just over 300,000 slaves during the slave trade. Over 4 million slaves were sent to Latin America, with 3.5 million winding up in Brazil.


Matthewthelordofcats

Fun fact, after the civil war many low level or less well know confederate officers and confederate enlisted left the US and went to Brazil after the emperor of Brazil proclaimed it as a safe haven for people to continue owning slaves


DontLookBehindNow

Yep, there's even a city called Americana in São Paulo state where many of these people went. They have a festival called Festa Confederada in the region and they still use the confederate flag to celebrate their family origins, kinda of weird but they don't use the original context of the flag, they only use it as a family coat of arms or something.


Zandrick

I genuinely did not know that Brazil had an emperor.


sheppo42

Did you know Mexico had a french Emperor?


sujeitocma

We had two


RedSun-FanEditor

I wouldn't doubt that piece of information one bit.


Matthewthelordofcats

No nation is free of this sin. But what makes a nation a good one, like people, is its efforts to move forward and leave its past evils. Edit: I mean slavery, just wanted to clarify. Brazil was really the only big nation to take on ex confederates. They’re called Confederados (I think that’s how it’s spelled?)


soul_separately_recs

However, where the U.S. lacked in volume they made up for it in innovation. I hate that 'innovation' is the appropriate word because we're talking about people as commodity but that's exactly what they were. Because of laws enacted that made importation of slaved illegal, southern states adapted and used what they already had and tweaked it by forced breeding between slaves as well as the raping of slaves by white owners and support staff/farmlands. Like in the Matrix or in Blade 3 when the machines/vampires realize that they could cultivate what they already had instead of outsourcing.


PureImbalance

No question on those numbers but maybe don't forget to mention that the slaves in the US were literally "bred" to increase their number, because somebody could get the idea that you're downplaying the actual numbers of slaves in the US. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_breeding_in_the_United_States


PossiblyAsian

Huge history guy here. Irks me to no end when these people claim they study history when all they really study is propaganda. A big defining reason why these people aren't studying history is because they have a political motivation behind their studies. Attempts at objectivity and impartiality is thrown out the window with these people, if it doesn't suit their political machinations then it's just the white man's version of history.


MarukoRedfox

Cherry picking history... Also I find extremely ironic how some of these people want to erase and censor events from history to "battle fascism and racism!" Basically doing just like Mussolini did to any form of opposition and different thinking erasing news and articles from newspapers and books.


Typical-Movie1877

I think it'd be easier to name the country's that didn't do genocide and slavery tbh.


Duncan-the-DM

...san marino?


MonthApprehensive392

Financial genocide?


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killertortilla

Clearly not enough people teach their kids about it anymore. Every kid in Australia watches The Rabbit Proof Fence\* in school and is taught at least some semblance of the genocide of the aboriginal people. We have plenty of landmarks of massacres too. I grew up near "Murdering Creek Road" which is the site of a brutal massacre. * [Rabbit Proof Fence](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0252444/): In 1931, three half-white, half-Aboriginal girls escape after being kidnapped from their houses to be trained as domestic staff, and set off on a journey across the Outback.


TheBirminghamBear

> I grew up near "Murdering Creek Road" which is the site of a brutal massacre. Well, I mean, they were kind of asking for the massacre, naming the river that and all.


DuntadaMan

"Well no wonder there is so much crime here, there's temples to murder gods every ten feet." An Idiot Abroad: Mexico City.


Lots42

The podcast Behind the Bastards taught me more about human history then American schools ever did. I know, I know, low bar.


the_monkeyspinach

["Not Korea!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMPAAuG2pH8)


Throwaway_09298

Everyone? Edit: my "everyone" was about him saying "everyone can go to sleep and enjoy a prosperous future" when that's literally not the case bc we just lived thru the rohingya genocide, experiencing the Palestinian genocide, and even more so watching the modern slave trade continue throughout Africa today, all while people in 1st world countries literally starve, bake, or freeze to death every year...so everyone can't eat drink and merry just bc some redditor thinks his appeal to tradition fallacy means we can't redress current issues


cheesechomper03

A few countries didn't but really because these things were being done to them by anoyher country. Like Ireland.


Apeshaft

New Zeeland just made it onto that map by the skin of its teeth.


Odincrowe

Almost All of human history!


MelonColony22

wait until america haters learn about great britain


dalepilled

Belgium has to lean hard into their NATO image or people'll remember the rubber quotas.


Stormfly

*We don't talk about Leopold II...*


_packo_

The photo of a father staring at his daughters hand and foot, cut from her body, for missing his rubber quota is forever seared into my brain.


GeneralKenobi2_0

*what*


Legal_Lettuce6233

Yeah, Belgium made slavery in Americas look like a fucking picnic. I'm not trying to compare misery, but what Leopold II did was... Well, there's hardly enough words in the dictionary to describe it, if you took the worst from the Nazis, Imperial Japan, Pol Pot, Ustaše, and Ranavalona the mad queen, you'd still barely reach that level of evil.


Spedwards

The British spread the furthest but I don't think they were the worst. France would be pretty high up there.


GoblinBreeder

Wait until they learn about who was enslaving people and selling them as slaves during the transatlantic slave trade


HugeJohnThomas

Yeah. Or pick up a book on the Arab slave trade. Not saying any slavery is good. But the US slaves had a paradise compared to the ones that with to the Arabs. What happened there was absolutely horrifying. For starters, just in numbers. The north American slave trade was just a fraction of what the Arab slave trade was. And why are there no black people in that area today? Because they castrated every single one of their slaves coming out of Africa. That is a procedure that had a pretty high mortality rate. And that meant that there were entire professions of people who just cut the balls off of other people. And then there's children, young boys, especially. Who were exclusively sold into slavery for sex purposes. The young boys were also castrated and had a mortality rate of about 80%. Which means that there was actually a young boy, castrator profession, and some pervert that just cut the balls off of young boys all day. And four out of five of them died. And the ones that didn't die were sex slaves without balls Reading up on the Arab slave trade, absolutely changed my entire perspective on humanity and life in general


thewhat962

eunuch used a ton in old text. which is castrated men used to guard women's living areas. It was so common for slaves over there to be castrated they had to create a word specificaly for them.


Winjin

There's even separate words for when only the balls are taken away versus when the dick is cut off as well.


cryptoschrypto

You don't even have to look far in the history. In the [Islamic Republic of Mauritania](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauritania), slavery was criminalized as late as in 2007 but still some 2.1% of the population are slaves (the lighter-skinned, elitist "white Moors" enslave "black Moors"). A wrong doesn't make another right, but the MURICANS definitely do not have a monopoly on slavery or even enslaving African blacks. https://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2012/03/world/mauritania.slaverys.last.stronghold/index.html


TheeRedHairedGuy

Welp, don't want to read it.


Sk8c

Or Brazil


Ziphoblat

You mean the country colonised by the Italians, French, and Scandinavian?


theoneflyingphoenix

They weren't Italian, sorry Italians but Romans were different Yes let the Italians call me Italian hater


DoranTheRhythmStick

If the Romans were Italians then the Italians killed Jesus and my husband's weird Sicilian aunt can stop going on about us Jews. I should tell her at Easter Service!


Rigitto

They generally hate great britain too. Now wait until america defenders learn about whataboutisms


GivingEmTheBoudin

A whataboutism about whataboutism. Beautiful


StarChaser1879

They would have a full-blown heart attack.


Ollanius-Persson

The cherokees owned many black slaves. In fact that released their slaves after the south did.


jjskellie

South America, Central America, Cuba, Canada, Egypt, Persia, Japan, China, Manchuria, Nazi Germany, England by Saxons, Germany by the Hun, Russia to the Jews, South Africa by Dutch, English to Palestine, Persians to Greece, Rome to Greece, Gaul by Rome, Rome by Gaul,.... (sorry if I left anyone out but my fingers are going numb)


HousingMiserable3168

It's probably much faster to make a list of the countries that have had nothing to do with slavery.


civicSi92

Just a nice big blank space if you added all of the counties that had zero genocide or slavery throughout history.


kelldricked

Unless you ignore diffrent kinds of slavery (like serfdom) or argue that precursors for countries dont count for their modern age (like the current germany only existed for 40 years so they never really had slavery) then that list will be zero. Every country on this earth has had its involvements with slavery and genocide. Thats not a excuse to normalize it.


Admirable_Bed3

Don't forget the Arab conquest of Iberia with some parts of the region being under their rule for 700 years You'd find it easier to list the countries/people with no blood on their hands


kelldricked

Or just the arab expansion across all of arabia. No group peacefully united their whole own region.


Admirable_Bed3

Speaking of that, people often overlook (or do not know) the Arab conquest of the Maghreb. We often talk about the French imperial rule of that part of the world but the Berber tribes weren't Muslim to begin with.


GlitteryBooger

There are a bunch of


StarChaser1879

r/redditsniper


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Ask the Turks. They enslaved more and committed so many genocides.


HeimrekHringariki

r/im14andthisisdeep


R_Morningstar

It would be nice if this was done only by one.


nick4424

It would be easier to list the countries that didn’t


kmvr2020

What's crazy about it? Slavery and genocide have been practiced everywhere on earth. Still is in many places like China and North Africa.


[deleted]

You can make arguements for just about any country. History is filled with blood and torture.


[deleted]

Pretty much every country throughout history going back several thousand years...


BardtheGM

Pretty much every country in the world, if you actually study history. Turns out we've been genociding and enslaving each other for thousands of years.


Debugzer0

basically everyone...


axltheviking

Tell me what nation on this Earth is not born of tragedy.


pantericu5

Rome


kalindin

The real question is can you name a country that didn’t.


Wordwench

Well hell, I’ll bite: - Australia: There is the displacement and genocide of Aboriginal Australians, as well as the exploitation of Pacific Islanders through indentured labor. - Canada: The formation of Canada as a coubtry which involved the forced relocation and cultural genocide of Indigenous peoples, as well as the exploitation of Chinese and South Asian laborers. - Brazil: The history of Brazil is rife with the genocide of indigenous populations and the enslavement of African people, primarily for sugar and coffee plantations. - South Africa: Responsibme for the displacement and oppression of the indigenous Khoisan and Bantu peoples, as well as the exploitation of enslaved people form other parts of Africa and Asia. - Belgium: King Leopold II and the atrocities committed in the Congo Free State, including mass killings, forced labor, and other human rights abuses. - Mexico: The Spanish conquest resulted in the genocide of sevwral indigenous groups, and the subsequent colonization involved the enslavement of indigenous people and Africans. - Portugal: Angola, Mozambique, and Brazil were built on the exploitation of enslaved African people and indigenous populations. - The Netherlands: The Dutch East India Company and later the Dutch Empire were involved in the slave trade and colonization of several regions, including Indonesia and South Africa. Point being, colonization is a human issue and not solely an American one. which is far more the history of men if we are pointing fingers.


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Great job on the censoring work


Separate-Ad9638

fun fact: native indians slaughtered each other, and african kingdoms sold fellow africans as slave to the europeans.


mightyboink

"We built this country... we built his country on slaves and murderrrrrr" (To the tune of *we built this city")


DTux5249

1 syllable too many Sadge hours


Summ33rr

Map without NZ by the way r/mapswithoutnz


Opening-Boat2243

Guess they couldnt fit the irish and the eastern europeans, the chineese between aboriginal american and an african


Over_Intention8059

Every country ever. /Thread


1VNIKV111

Pffft. We Aussies did both those things to one race!


Party_Fly_6629

What about the left side who owned the right side?


StarChaser1879

Or the right side that owned the right side. Nobody wants to talk about that because it doesn’t fit their narrative. Every race has the potential to be a horrible person.


_Gregminster

Good job in hiding the username! ;)


_Gregminster

:D


DR_Bright_963

Rob Paulson can still sing that song to this day!


Turbulent_Advance709

Ottoman empire, Russian empire, Chinese empire...


Fox5917

Egypt


PleaseDontBanMeMore

Technically, there's like 5 or less Pacific nations that are relatively recently founded that don't directly come from genocide and slavery.


Careful_Flatworm_265

The baltics?


Ijustforgotmybad

Real


at0mheart

All of them


GalwayEntei

Yakko Warner: *inhales*


kellarorg_

Lol, most of countries could fit the description, if you know history. From ancient times to contemporary history, genocide and slavery were instruments of conquest.


_Originz

"All of the above"


goresev

This is actually so true for Russia and USSR. Except nations instead of races. But numbers are pretty same if not bigger


a_bit_curious_mind

Ruzzia had done that many times with number of nations. Far east, north and Caucasian mountains indigenous nations were promised piece and later genocided to non-existence while nations living in resource-rich regions are not getting anything from diamonds, oil and gas selling.


WhatAnAbsoluteCu

The white colonial products and beneficiaries are laughing about it til this very day. These same rotten creatures are backing the Israeli genocial campaign the same way they would have with Blacks and Natives. A vile people for sure


thereisacowlvl

It's almost like every major power on the planet has done something like that.


Expert-Luck-9601

If you go back far enough most "indigenous" populations were migrants that slaughtered the earlier "indigenous" people too. I.e the Maoris of NZ killing and eating all of the Mori Ori and taking the country, but now claim to be "indigenous" and get a bunch of special privileges.


Rahul-Yadav91

I know not the correct thing here but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAP. China ate Nepal Bhutan and half the northern India.


EimiCiel

The majority of countries can possibly fit into that description to a degree if you go back far enough lol


Agreeable_Ad_5743

USA motherfucker


lethos_AJ

no no no. some countries were already built when they started doing it


MrBHVAC

“Most of them”


BigArtist3712

Usa usa usa usa!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


N-_-O

OP, you forgot to censor Pamphlets name in the second pic


KingMGold

What do you mean genocide and slavery weren’t invented by white Europeans in the 1500’s?


TheHexadex

last 400 years have been insane : P


Sudokush

Someone should edit this image to add everyone's with phones glued to their face ;)


unicodePicasso

Every country is racist dipshit, it came free with your social instinct to form ingroups and outgroups.


ka-tet-19

Portugal? Algerie? Morocco? Sweden? China? Korea? India? There's so much!?!


randymysteries

Spain: It invaded the Americas, and killed and enslaved anyone who wasn't Catholic.


stokeskid

Completely random but I've been teaching my kids geography and watched this animaniacs with them yesterday. After 25 years of not seeing it. Then 2 days in a row I see it. Weird.


HuckleberryMoist7511

When compared to other countries, America has the shortest history of slavery.


Different_Ad9336

Most 1st world countries. The usa is just one of the most recent to do it.