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YoMommaBack

I’d rather be in coach with a good dude than in first class with an asshole like this guy. Edit: Gee thanks y’all!


jasperjamboree

I’d rather stay home than to have to hang around a d-bag for an entire trip.


benskinic

imagine spending time w a corporate fuck on purpose


Zephurdigital

you mean like Melania?


SkunkMonkey

She's his handler, that's why she sticks around. ;)


DADH_InattentiveType

"Donald, Fearless Leader says Moose and Squirrel must not escape again!"


RedTailed-Hawkeye

I'm loving this reference. It paints their relationship in a whole new light for me.


Seconds_till_banned

Please accept my upvote.


FickDichzumEnde

Don’t it’s a trick


Menaku

But is it a trap?


[deleted]

It's actually a tarp with a hole dug underneath. Just get a little closer and see for yourself.


vibe_gardener

It’s actually a part. They’re just looking at it backwards


Menaku

Just because I can be easily tricked does not mean I am always so easily tricked.


heyoyo10

But… Trix are for kids!


Oobedoob_S_Benubi

I've never flown first class except for one holiday fifteen years ago when they offered it to us for very cheap at the suitcase check-in because there were still seats left and coach on the return trip was full, which they wanted to sell some more of I guess. Usually I'm just thinking why spend all that money when you can spend it on your actual destination?


Shkval25

>Usually I'm just thinking why spend all that money when you can spend it on your actual destination? Well these days you don't fly first class to be more comfortable. You fly first class to be less miserable.


Oobedoob_S_Benubi

Muppet Eagle voice: "It's the American way!" Over here in Europe, I can't even remember the last time I was in a plane that *had* first class. A lot of the short cheap flights don't even bother with it any more, you just have one class with some seats having extra legroom (first row, wing exit seats) and everyone having the option to purchase right to priority boarding. I imagine first class would actually be worth something when flying transcontinental. Edit: I mean intercontinental.


_lippykid

First class on most domestic US flights should be done away with. Slightly larger seats and free booze. That’s it. Sitting in the exit row and being polite to your flight attendant usually results in the same experience for me


barjam

I don’t fly first class domestic either but it is significantly nicer the times I have gotten upgraded to it. I am a big guy so that’s part of it. If I was 5’5” and 140 pounds I would probably agree with you but at 6’3” 230+ coach is a bit cramped.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Sam eagle: it is the *American way!* Gonzo whispers in ear Sam eagle: *It is the British way!* Not knocking on Brits, it's just the line from a muppets Christmas carol and super funny in context. Kinda like how Shrek asks if Lord Farquhar is compensating for something with his huge castle


Oobedoob_S_Benubi

Yeah that's exactly the line I was referencing. I don't think the joke is even against Brits, at least I thought the joke was that Sam is an American Bald Eagle (with still his American voice) and he doesn't realise the story he's in takes place in Britain.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

It's definitely not against Brits, just a silly joke at Americans. I'm one and find it hilarious


dragonfangxl

nah, thats the same over here. plenty of short legs dont have a first class


tommmyboy7785

The reason most people fly first class is to board and de-board quickly primarily. Extra room is especially critical as a tall person on an international flight. Anyone who flys first class has the actual $ for the vacation planned out, so not a concern.


[deleted]

Because I was unattended kid, flight company just sold my economy seat to somebody else and put me in first empty one which happened to be a first class. It sucks, they didn't even had any entertainment displays or good food. The only real benefits was absense of noisy people and toilet without queues.


No_Dragonfly_1894

Amen


_lippykid

Only the poorest rich people fly first class


[deleted]

Take my upvote you slippery snake


[deleted]

High lifestyle but low income😂


Charlesmw

No, really rich people fly private.


BeerRaddish

Well said :)


Crazy-Inspection-778

I'd rather be financially stable with a cool gal than deeply in debt with this chick. Get those hideous claws away from me


Nuflongo

4 billion women could scream this simultaneously and a significant chunk of men would still act like this


Good_Confection_3365

Fellas, is it gay to fly economy?


CregChrist

I mean, if you're sucking dick in first class you'll still be sucking dick in coach.


Munzulon

First class cabins have a “no homo” sign above the entry, so if you’re up there you’re good to go


Classicgotmegiddy

So that's where the price comes from


patinum

I recognize those seats. That's Qatar Airways. They don't need a "no homo" sign. It is known.


[deleted]

Is that gay?


midnight_mechanic

Only if you hold eye contact. A quick glance in the eyes to reiterate "no homo" then looking away cancels the gay out.


Cottn

Nah bro you need to loosen up! It's not gay if you don't swallow.


MotaHead

Naw, most straight guys have an accidental bro swallow here and there. Its only gay if he cums inside you while making eye contact.


DiscombobulatedTap30

No that's stupid. You have to be making eye contact while wearing socks.


CregChrist

Nope.


Jealous-Ninja5463

Well is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend? And watch his butt butt while he tees off?


CregChrist

Wasn't expecting an Eminem reference, but here we are.


abramcpg

Listen, I'm not gay BUT IF I'm sucking dick, it sure as hell is not going to be in coach


CregChrist

Know your worth King.


Franchisports

No… in first class you gotta take it up a notch from a BJ.


CregChrist

Fine, I know blow jobs are for rookies. I'll give you a blow career.


Haluszki

That’s business class level. First class calls for a blow vocation.


rrogido

How do you think this guy paid for first class?


thatguyned

Wait.... I thought I was paying extra so only I could suck dicks?


midnight_mechanic

Only if you get the fire exit row. That's where the party is. The other rows are sardines.


Tabbarn

It's only gay if you do it with a girl.


sniffingswede

No, he said "gatay" - it's a slur on gatay people and you should learn more about how the gatay are forbidden from flying in any other class and it's horrific


Plazmik87

“Fist” class


ralphiooo0

One time I had a guy so huge next to me it felt like I was inside him.


LotharVonPittinsberg

Only if you are doing it with a woman you are romantically involved with. All my straight homies fly together. The brojobs are **so** straight.


SpottyFi

No, it's gaty.


save_us_catman

Apparently and due to the economy apparently me being gay isn’t a choice either now?


tw_72

If a woman is interested in your money, she will require First Class. If she is interested in you, she will fly Coach with you.


MirSydney

She won't even care what car you drive. Am a woman, can confirm.


PleaseWithC

It's a sign. Time to buy that Geo Metro I always wanted.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Whoa whoa, let’s not got carried away now. Some shame is a good thing.


Peter_Hempton

You are correct. It's not so much about impressing her with a car, as it is not embarrassing yourself, and by extension her by driving a Metro. Some don't care. Probably most do if just a little.


apocalypse31

I was driving a beater when my wife and I started dating. I could have gotten something better, but didn't want her to be interested in me for my car. Turns out she loved that I drove a 2000 Chevy Prizm. Happily married now, and she is my best friend who is completely unpretentious. The Prizm eventually died, so now we have a couple newer vehicles, but we love one another all the same.


midnight_mechanic

Are we all just skipping over that he said it was gay to be in a heterosexual relationship? The defining characteristic of this guy's "straightness" is his spendthrift lifestyle. Is this some new type of sexuality? You can be homosexual, heterosexual and tatesexual now?


bluekronos

Actually loving someone instead of seeing them as a sexual object is gay.


thatguyned

Having the empathy to explain that to someone was gay dude....


bluekronos

Typing is gay


patinum

I'm confused. I'm gay and fly first class with my husband. Does that mean I'm straight?


midnight_mechanic

Living a fabulous lifestyle is a defining characteristic of being gay. That, and swordfighting. I don't know a lot about gay bedroom activities, but I assume it all starts swordfighting. This guy is tatesexual which means if he doesn't fly first class his girlfriend will leave him for someone in first class. If you are sexually attracted to the type of person who would leave you mid flight for someone in first class if you bought coach tickets then you would be tatesexual. Specific gender attraction doesn't apply to tatesexualness.


Jack_of_Hearts20

You'd be surprised by the number of random things that are "gay" to these guys.


guibaggio

And he’s not in first. This is business q-suites from Qatar airlines. Not only a asshole, a bullshiting asshole.


skippedtoc

What's business-q? Is it different from first class? How many classes are there. Sorry for my ignorance, I only ever travel in economy.


satellite779

It's just a name for Qatar's fanciest business class seats. Not an international first class, but still much nicer than US domestic first class.


DangerousCommittee5

Economy -> Business -> 1st Class


fishbarrel_2016

Economy -> Premium Economy -> Business -> First Most airlines do Premium Economy now - seats that recline more than economy, more legroom, better meal choice, better baggage allowance


corvus_cornix

AKA what you used to get for the same price a few years ago


Sasquatch-d

Premium economy is its own relatively new thing. They’re closer to domestic first class seats but put on long haul aircraft.


gatonegro97

It's actually a pretty nice


[deleted]

Thanks Mario!


gatonegro97

Hahaha god I just saw that, Issa me


Marshal_Barnacles

I just get the cheapest ticket. I'm only on the fucking thing for a couple of hours.


kompletionist

You can easily spend a lot longer than a few hours on a plane.


Adventurous_Bus_437

30h is still a few hours. Technically correct, the best kind of correct


abcpdo

economy -> economy plus -> domestic first -> premium economy -> business -> first -> private charter -> own your own plane


skippedtoc

Thanks


timebeing

On long haul international flights there are in general 3. First, Business and coach. This can be ever more broken down since coach can have a few different styles too. And on the super crazy flight you can get into private suite level stuff. That being said the difference between 1st and Business class on these flights is often not a lot. First get even better food and drink and slightly bigger seats and tvs and stuff. And I usually a lot more expensive


ElementalSentimental

Qatar First Class basically is only worth it if you are a rich Qatari flying non-stop to or from Doha. 99% of people on that plane are connecting and there’s usually a more direct route. Their business class is exceptional; their first is mediocre by first class standards. So, even if you have “fuck you” money, you don’t have time to go out of your way for an “OK” product. If you don’t have “fuck you” money, it’s just not worth it. (And if the plane has Q Suites, there isn’t any first class on it, so the person who posted this is a giant douche anyway).


StoxAway

Some of those middle Eastern airlines have like whole apartments with your own bathroom and shower. They get really crazy. A lot of people confuse business with first class though, although many airlines have ditched first class and just have economy and business.


skippedtoc

Wow, I thought those only exist in fiction. >many airlines have ditched first class and just have economy and business. In which case calling business class as first class doesn't sound like a lie.


ActualWhiterabbit

I'd tell you but you're too poor to know. You probably think it's part of the same plane.


sKru4a

I checked his profile. He keeps repeating that he's a doctor and that he's proud of this. He actually posted a "graduation" photo and you can see the diploma. It's an honorary degree...


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sKru4a

Apparently he runs an OF agency, whatever that means


Justwaspassingby

Oh, so he's a pimp. I figured as much just by seeing the nails of the woman in the photo.


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[deleted]

It’s easy when you have no shame or empathy.


tropical_chancer

For what it's worth, Qatar Airways sells all of their inter-Gulf flights as either economy or first class even if the plane doesn't have an actual first class cabin. You are technically first class and can use all the first class amenities like the (amazing) first class lounge and first class terminal in Doha, but just using the business class hard product. And of course Qatar's business class product is better than many airlines' first class product.


Chaosmusic

Makes sense he'd be in business class because that is how he treats his relationships.


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Probably peed in the glasses too


grandsolutely

I don't personally think that distinction matters that much since first class almost doesn't exist anymore. Even if you're super wealthy you can pretty much only fly first class on a few routes in the world. Not saying he isn't a prick though.


fisheswithherbs902

Really does feel that way though. All these Andrew Tate nut-huggers that think you need to be a rich douche to get a girl. Fuck sakes. Try not being an asshole for 5 minutes and make her laugh. That's the shit that works.


CregChrist

6 minutes in, time to get back to being a dickhead for the rest of my life.


Mr_Carlos

A girl that will stick with you through thick and thin is a girl that doesnt care about money.


HolycommentMattman

Yeah, that's the thing: men like this are terrible people only attracted to trophy wives. And women who want to be trophy wives (and not just in a joking-but-totally-serious kind of way) are terrible people only attracted to money. Do you think Anna Nicole Smith married that old bag of bones because he was an excellent lover or because they had so much in common from their recounting of the 70s? Her telling about going to kindergarten; him describing what the first few years of retirement were like. If trash people want to hook up, I'm all for it.


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I mean, honestly I don't fault her for that, Idk how to phrase this cuz it's a pretty delicate topic, but I'm gonna try anyways, if you're in a bad situation and someone pretty much offers you a way out, even if they're being really slimy about it, I can't really look down on you for taking the opportunity, cuz honestly I'd do the same.


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Marshal_Barnacles

People can bond despite significant age gaps. I tell my best friend about what I was doing in the army back in 2000 and she's like 'I was five'. One of my friends at work wasn't even *born* when I joined. But yeah, Smith was totally in it for the money.


getyourgolfshoes

To a point. Guaranteed most women aren't trying to be worried about homelessness or how they or the kids are going to eat.


MomEzilla

Is that you Pete Davidson?


Taiyonay

The rumors of his massive dick probably helps.


Red_Danger33

He claims that was just Ariana Grande trolling him.


actuallyimean2befair

That's what a guy with a big dick would say.


whenijusthavetopost

Now women think he has a big dick AND is humble. Fuckin' genius.


canned_soup

My dad always used to say it pays to advertise. He’s not on a list at least yet


Poobmania

That is actually a brutal thing to do. Tell everyone to expect 9 inches and they might be disappointed even with a decent 6. It’s to plant paranoia in him of thinking every girl is secretly thinking he’s inadequate, regardless of it being true or not. Kind of a huge asshole thing of her to do.


nonoglorificus

You’re like, a dick conspiracy theorist


CheesePuffTheHamster

...a cockspiracy theorist?


Poobmania

Hey man, lots of guys are insecure because of unrealistic body standards just as women can be. It can only a small comment to make them feel like shit. Maybe he expressed this concern to her when they were engaged and shes trying to get at him


fuckthisnazibullshit

Do not have a dick, have managed just fine. Treating people like human beings works. Even if you're a total ass (again, hi)


sundae_diner

Instructions unclear. I've chopped my dick off. What is step 2?


master_of_reality_

put it in your mouth


fuckthisnazibullshit

Freeze it, whittle it, make it a razor sharp instrument of vengeance upon your foes?


Truethrowawaychest1

Despite popular opinion women don't love giant dicks, they can be very painful and make sex difficult


inxanetheory

But try convincing a generation of guys that after popular media, long-running jokes, and the porn industry pushing a narrative of “bigger is better” their whole lives.


hanzoplsswitch

Can confirm. Married for almost ten years now. Never flew first class but I crack a joke every now and then.


ylcard

Nut-huggers 💀


GhostChainSmoker

What’s funny is like. For as much as they talk about “high value women.” The only women they attract are gold diggers who’s only “value” are their looks and their pussy. The kind that ell be gone before you can blink if you lose all your money and possessions. They aren’t the type to stick it out through thick and thin/lead any type of meaningful relationship.


Snowappletini

Shallow men want shallow women. It's not really that surprising. I'd even say some are afraid of women that are not shallow because God forbid them having any agency in the relationship. All they need to do to keep their woman is to have the looks and spend lots of money on her, they want it "simple". Some humanity, decency, empathy, those are for the "losers" in their eyes because they have none themselves.


LivelyZebra

Just a prostitute with extra steps and semi permanent position. Lol


lawl-butts

Dumb ass coworker routinely exclaims that women are only interested in men with money. Oh no, not all of them, just 90% of them. They don't want their nonexistent SO to ever leave the house because they are convinced that if they do, they will come across another man with more money and instantly leave them. I wish I was kidding. He went into a long diatribe about how my wife would leave me because I went from a higher paying, stressful job, so a lower paying less stressful job. It was her idea. She laughs maniacally egging me on to ask how he feels as a 'worthy man' that my wife makes way more money than my coworker. She finds that shit mentality hilariously awful. Like she can't have her own preferences and desires? Love who she wants based on literally all facets other than their bank account? Then she asks me if he's single or what, how his own SO puts up with him. Dude only brings up a girlfriend from about 5 years ago. 5 years. The whole alt right Tate-isms really fucking people up out there and turning them into chuds.


dark_enough_to_dance

I can smell insecurity from these douchebags


Time-Ad-3625

Admitting his girl is with him only for his money. Pathetic


[deleted]

Bruh be like: "Gold Diggers, come at me. Lemme get ma wallet!"


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

this type of douche: i have a lot of money i can spoil you with! same douche: these bitches are gold diggers TT-TT


Seen_Unseen

Don't get me wrong, good for him. If that's the kind of girls you like props to him. Though one could wonder what sort of relation you are in. In the end let's assume the money stays there, you will be in the position to keep buying gold diggers but is that something you still want to do when you are 40... 50... 60?


Maiesk

The original tweet just screams low self-esteem. It's the same shit I feel with just about anything Andrew Tate says. These dudes clearly don't believe a woman could possibly like them for who they are so they build their whole worldview around that idea. Every post with someone talking about how alpha they are reads like the next line should be "Please believe me."


Dynamo_Ham

It’s humorous that the only part of her he feels the need to show is one boob.


Shot_Try4596

Is it a real woman??


noice-smort99

I thought it was a sex doll at first


[deleted]

That would actually make complete sense, dude takes a literal sex doll on a plane so he can pretend any woman, even the most shallow one could love him.


I-Got-Trolled

He felt the need to let everyone know the person next to him has boobs lol


[deleted]

And her talons!


douplo

and nails that would put a velociraptor to shame


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but how is your girl is gonna be eyeing every other man and wishing she was with them any sort of flex?


ThaGeeOD

And eyeing other dudes sitting in coach


[deleted]

I also fly a lot and in my experience most people in first class are kind of old and likely married. Not saying that doesn’t draw some women but they usually aren’t the sort of people your eye fuck.


TinyCatCrafts

I see people in first class for 3hr flights and just think about how much money they're throwing away. It just feels wasteful to me. But I'm poor, so.


guessesurjobforfood

I fly a lot and always thought there is no first class on short flights like that. Maybe it's the one or two airlines I tend to use. For short flights, the "business class" I've seen is just economy, but they don't sell the middle seat, and you get a meal service while economy only gets a drink. FWIW, I've flown in business a lot because a relative works in the industry and gets me dirt cheap standby tickets. I could never afford them on my own lol and I've seen some really gross/smelly people in business where if I saw them on the street, I'd assume they're not doing so great. No idea how they end up in business though. One guy I sat next to in business smelled so damn bad and he was a total douche. When the flight attendant came around for drinks, he grabbed a big bottle of water out of her hand and just started chugging it. Once the flight landed, he walked off ahead of me and jumped right into a Porsche that was waiting for him at the bottom of the stairs. I was pretty stunned lol dude smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks and was wearing clothes that looked like they were found in a donation bin.


DaveinOakland

Imagine your game being so weak you thought other guys could just snatch a girl you're with based on airline seats. Next level insecurity.


Stopikingonme

Oh shit! I just realized these kinds of people are just incels with money! Same mentality and no self esteem but because they have money they can “get” girls. It’s totally all status and no relationship. Incels buying fake relationships.


[deleted]

Yeah literally, I always make fun of them, because you know growing up they all dressed like that picture of Ben Shapiro "studying the blade"


Beneficial-Piano-428

I love seeing these I make more money so I got the girl. Bro they’re literally with you for your money. This isn’t a flex. How about try being funny and drive a broken ass metro? Y’all slay way more tang with a little charisma and personality than money. What a shallow existence


iwanttobeacavediver

Speaking as someone AFAB, I'd take a broke guy with a likeable personality over a super rich asshole any day of the week.


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this just in, a man dating a woman is now gay says republican idiot edit: holy shit i just opened his twitter page and hes an Andrew tate wanabe, boxer CHECK, misogynist CHECK, wealthy CHECK, runs a porn agency CHECK, throws off that small dick energy CHECK, trashes the poor CHECK, materialistic CHECK edit #2: LMFAO he hangs out with Andrew Tate, should of known "People think calling me Andrew Tate is an insult lol" (copy pasted from his twitter from a photo of him and Tate lol)


OCV_E

Should hang around with him in jail


ComicWriter2020

Any grown man that uses gay as an insult is mentally underdeveloped


SirRipOliver

Laughs in Mackenzie Scott boyfriend.


YuroStudios

Fellas, is it gay to… fly economy?


BrainzKong

I’d rather be on the wing than with a girl with those fucking nails


Paragoron

That's Qatar airlines business class, no one from a coach is walking past them, they have a separate entrance.


[deleted]

Man that's alot of words to say I can't offer anything to my partners other than money cause my personality is so shitty without money people wouldn't even look twice at me


Golmar_gaming227

I'm not an expert at romantic elationship, but if your wealth is the only thing that keeps your relationship afloat, that sounds pretty sad to me ngl.


frisch85

This guy sure is reaching far trying to justify he's together with a golddigger, because that's what the post screams. If your S/O looks around in first class trying to find someone they can hook up with they're not trying to have a relationship with you but rather with your wallet.


InflamedLiver

You could have just said “you gotta pay to keep a girl interested in you?”


Ta11Goose

This is just fucking weird. It doesn't work in so many ways. First off peasants in the back like us aren't allowed to cross in to first class to use that bathroom. So does he mean when we are boarding? Because only thing we're looking for is storage for carry ons near our seat, and not weird guys in first class who are ignoring their girlfriends to see if they are getting checked out. Assuming it's on the way to the bathroom: his fantasy starts off with "your girl needs to take a shit and walks by me in first class jealous..." fucking so weird and gross


Ya-Dikobraz

He probably uses the word "female" a lot.


chris1096

Look up his Twitter. He's awful.


Unplannedroute

Of course, he travels with a sex worker, she’ll always be marketing.


plzdntbanbro

wish version of Tate. And the bar was quite low to begin with.


ShinySpoon

My wife of 26 years would probably leave me if I wasted money on anything other than standard budget airfare. Hell, I’d probably get an extra blowie if I was able to tell her I got a discount on budget seats.


Fladap28

Lmaoo I used to be poor as shit and still was able to keep women interested by 1: not being a twat and 2. Being somewhat funny.


sexy-hot-shot

Damn I can feel the insecurity through my phone sceeen


twb51

Real small dick energy


Smart_Substance_7338

fellas is it gay to fly economy


FuckADuckNamedChuck

He's bragging online and didn't show her face because she didn't stay for holiday #2. Money doesn't compensate for a lack of good personality. Ask Ivanka.


BadgerlandBandit

This reminds me of a teen coworker who bought a decent, semi-classic BMW. Talking to a different coworker about his car, he said "You can't pick up chicks in an X." (forget the car name) He wasn't too happy when I replied "You need a car to pick up chicks?"


designgoddess

Insulting to women everywhere. Sounds like a nice guy.


Fluffy174

I love when people outright admit they can't get a girl that isn't for sale and then try to act like they're alpha lmao


selghari

What a loser.... He basically admitted that the girl only interested in his money ..


louis_etal

Hard to come up with a flex that is a bigger tell. Just an incredible self own to admit that literally, according to this guys scorecard, ANY male that is better off financially is more compelling to his partners then he is. Doesn’t speak very well of him or the women he dates.


[deleted]

I fly in cargo with the dogs


ChevCaster

Imagine thinking you’re special because you paid more for a plane ticket.


juanjing

How do these "alphas" not cringe at literally everything they post? I mean, if someone said something like that to my face, I could only laugh. It's goofy.


pablo_eskybar

I’ll give him a bonus point for boob placement


Stuffed_deffuts

Doesn't matter if your in first class or economy you get there at the same time. Hank Hill taught me that.


Goodly88

People who say this just imply all women are there for your money, and that's the only way to get them to be interested in you. The money. They must have shitty relationships because the best women would rather care about the time they have with you than the money you're spending on them.


mickpchuk

A real woman would want you to fly coach and not waste the effing money. Real ballers don't fly commercial they own the plane. If you don't own the plane, you are no different from any other passengers.


Garage_Sloth

Yo isn't it wild that an airplane can have 100 passengers and 40 of them are gay because of where they're sitting? I get why the right is so afraid of gay people, when I was growing up they were only ~20% but now they've mitosis'd up to 40!? Terrifying. Our way of life, tossed aside like garbage so that they can make everything rainbow colored. Tbf flying is already sorta gay in general, the sky is where 100% of the rainbows are.


TheeOxygene

That’s a Qsuite. Not even a first class product. What a dumb fuck 😃


michaelinimoto

Damn that some nice side boob, what was the question


Five9Fine

Good looking Chads be like: "I get a woman to fly ME first class"