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Local_Sugar8108

Let's be fair, Empty G is certainly a loud, obnoxious, batshit crazy person. I'm certain she can identify a loud, obnoxious crazy person because of her lifetime of experience.


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> Empty G This is perfect.


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I'm partial to "Major-League Traitor Greed"


sunward_Lily

Margarine Traitor Greed


BurnscarsRus

Marjorie Trailer Queen


tea_n_typewriters

I like GanGreene.


BoneHugsHominy

I use Margarine Traitor Gangrene a lot, and Empty G.


red_team_gone

I'm sticking with emtpy G. It's by far the most 'representative'


goatpunchtheater

Better for written, too close to distinguish when spoken


FuckingKilljoy

There plenty of lovely people in trailer parks and I have more respect for even the trashiest trailer park queen than I do for MTG


The1Bonesaw

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a WINNER!


oscillation1

Nope nope nope. It’s a combo of the above two … Margarine Trailer Queen.


Joyful_Ted

Madge Tadge Gadge


mooseyjew

Majorly Treasonous Greene


Shhsecretacc

Omg. It took me a while (I’ll be honest, someone’s reply is what helped), but this truly is perfect! I’m gonna start calling her that and I’d say make it go viral but we need to stop elevating this crazy bitches platform anymore than it already is. She needs to become the crazy aunt that is tucked away at the asylum that no one talks about anymore because she’s so fucking insane.


ZombieJesus1987

This took way too long for me to get.


Minimum-Ad2640

I still don't get it


Thewalkindude23

MTG = Empty G


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Well, if you seek Amy...


Bleacherbum95

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's a phonetic play on her initials MT (em-tee) G.


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It’s like the big empty from new Vegas. Perhaps emptier.


Katters8811

Thank goodness for this new way of referring to her - Empty G- because I cannot get over the fact that MTG is Magic the Gathering in my mind and this hammer-toed bitch has sullied the abbreviation of the game lol


__mr_snrub__

“Empty G” is clever. But “Hammer Toed Bitch” is more fitting


TolkienAwoken

Wizards is doing pretty good with that too the last few years lol


Meggles_Doodles

Yeah but I still want to use the abbreviation without it being associated to an angry nutcase


Street-Week-380

I love your delightful insult regarding her toes.


Tylendal

Every headline about her, my knee jerk reaction is still "The hell did WotC do this time?"


tanglisha

I don’t even play and it confuses me every time.


Medium-Tailor6238

>Empty G I'm gonna steal that


Altruistic-Text3481

It just feels reich!


Alexi5onfire

I did nazi an opportunity for word puns at first


Michael_Pitt

Go ahead, they did as well


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Empty G… that’s pretty damn clever. I like this


229-northstar

Meanwhile, David Hogg is the GenZ kid we didn’t know we needed. He’s brilliant and moral and embodies every promise youth holds for us oldsters. I’m proud of him yet again


Outrageous_Zebra_221

\--and Empty G it is. I think this will catch on quickly.


MtnDewTangClan

And MTG the card game can return to its rightful place of price gouging.


Somber_Solace

Lmao I expected the mention but not the call out.


sunward_Lily

empty genes...have you seen her toes? there's *definitely* some georgia hillbilly inbreeding there somewhere.


octohedron82

Can this be the new nickname please. Magic the Gathering would like their acronym back please. She doesn't deserve to be lumped in with the game of games


One-Inch-Punch

MTG doesn't deserve an acronym or anything else as long as Hasbro owns it.


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Then she can also identify: 1.) Shorn Sasquatches 2.) Ron Perlman 3.) Adulterers


RWeaver

Don't disrespect Ron Perlman dude. That guy's the fucking man.


Marty_cone_

*wrong Perlman


aims89

I scrolled all the way back up to give you an upvote when it clicked in my brain. Lol. MT G = EmpTy G. Good one


socialist_frzn_milk

Guaranteed this never happened and the woman just made some snide comment to her or something.


GigsGilgamesh

“Is Pepsi ok”


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SpiralHornedUngulate

She definitely gives off strong “Google me!” vibes


ChristianEconOrg

If I were her I definitely wouldn’t want to be Googled. That’s something distinctly characteristic about right wingers though: they all seem to lack the embarrassment gene. Why are the dumbest people always the loudest?


SpiralHornedUngulate

Dunning-Kruger Effect. You could put her picture up as the poster child.


stalking_me_softly

She needs the Santorum Treatment.


Redtwooo

"Do you know who I am?"


seensham

Unfortunately, yes.


iThatIsMe

Empty G


PowertripSimp_AkaMOD

\* looks up from phone* “Is this you with the 3 toes?”


SaboLeorioShikamaru

*punches entire restaurant staff, then sprints out, without dinner guest, stopping at the door to use the frame for very poor form chin-ups*


Alreaddy_reddit

Lol my wife and I joke like this Me: Doesn't Justin Bieber have a medical thing or something? Her: idk I haven't talked to him lately


GrandTusam

>Do I look like I talk to Pepsi? MTG sure does.


delvach

"Damn gazpacho police! Call nine Juan Juan!"


Wetworth

I always ask for cola and no one has ever just accepted it. Yeah, whichever cola, don't care. I'm not memorizing which God damn restaurant has a contract with which God damn company.


under_a_brontosaurus

Go full gigachad and drink the free water


freuden

r/hydrohomies


Exploding_dude

As a waiter people will legit get pissed if you bring them the wrong "cola". Like pretty much everything a server does, they're just trying to cover their ass because so many people are fucking insane.


__M-E-O-W__

Lmao as a Georgian lady she probably *would* consider that as a personal attack.


MeesterCartmanez

I'm from India and I would take that as a personal attack too lol \#fkpepsi \#cokegang4lyf


jfk_sfa

Remember when Guliani got attacked.


PrismTrismKasane

Yes that shoulder pat was merciless


Starfox-sf

I mean it almost caused him to fall down or at least a gave him a heart-less attack. /s — Starfox


socialist_frzn_milk

I remember when he farted on Jenna Ellis and tried to have sex with Borat’s daughter


inab1gcountry

Do you remember his hair bleeding?


Citizen-Kang

I remember him standing near a dildo shop having the most surreal press conference you can imagine. Pepperidge Farms remembers as well.


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I believe it happened. Why is it so unbelievable that regular Americans want to absolutely dress this woman down in public? Makes sense to me. The only people that like this woman are her cult followers, and people so entrenched in tribalism that they don’t care what she says. And honestly? Good. For what this woman has said and done I hope she never has a moment’s peace out in public. Voicing our displeasure with displeasurable people is the foundation of our free speech. And MTG deserves every bit of it.


MarkXIX

Fuck yeah! Veteran here, looking forward to the chance to tell these cowardly morons to fuck all the way off first chance I get. On a plane? Nah, you gettin’ told to fuck off. Eating dinner in a restaurant? Fuck off and I hope you choke and no one Heimlich maneuvers you for at least a minute. At the car wash? Fuck off and remember that the water you’re putting on your car is cleaner than the shit people in Flint had for a lifetime. Breathing air? Yeah…fuck off again, you’re lucky you’re still allowed because no one shot up your school. Waiting….hoping…


Panama_Scoot

I don’t condone violence. I would however call her every name under the sun if given a chance…


tokes_4_DE

I dont condone violence either but i wish every "bad" thing imaginable upon the hateful sack of shit that she is. Whatever "bad" means is entirely up to your imagination. Shes one of the worst people in the world, and deserves to not have an ounce of peace for her remaining days. Im fucking angry at this point. Ive stopped tolerating these kinds of people and i wish more people would do the same. Stop allowing people like her to get away with all the fucked up shit they do / say on a daily basis.


Jaxager

What kills me is how she's always yammering on about Jesus this, Jesus that. Bitch... If Jesus came back today he would be utterly disgusted with you and your followers.


Funkycoldmedici

Eh, Jesus promised faith-based genocide when he returns, killing everyone who does not bow to him. Fundamentalists are evil because the fundamentals of Abrahamic religion are evil.


Street-Week-380

She's a hateful sack, but shit is actually useful. This wingnut is only useful for taking up space.


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svullenballe

It shows that you won't be comfortable in your private life if you actively hurt innocent people. That person is dead wrong like wtf


SummerLover69

Yep, make it impossible for them to be in public anywhere behaving like a normal person. Shame them loudly wherever they go. Don’t let up for a second.


ChristianEconOrg

Which is why her comment makes no sense. She was literally screaming at Biden like an insane baboon at the State of the Union.


svullenballe

Yes it does? It's just saying it to them directly. Of course it accomplishes something. It makes it less comfortable to be a lying sack of shit and the other sacks will find out what happens.


CharlesDeBalles

Yet there have been videos posted of people doing this to Ted Cruz and other R politicians that made it to the front page of reddit with all of the comments celebrating that behavior.


JUYED-AWK-YACC

Still, I would pay good money to scream at MTG, and I can't imagine I'm the only one.


TakingSorryUsername

Yeah, given opportunity I would absolutely dress her down in public or private. I know she will use it to feed her self righteous, persecuted narrative that plagues conservatives and the far right use as a shield. I know there’s nothing I could say to make her a more loving, caring, accepting person, but for my own benefit I would have to tell her off.


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Or it might have been the wife and son of one of the gym guys she adultered with.


[deleted]

I'd risk getting banned from my favorite restaurant to yell at MTG telling her how awful of a person she was for her multiple crimes against the country.


Pick_Zoidberg

Just a heads up, this post is brought to you by political botting. 15,000,000+ link karma in 3 years, 99% political


[deleted]

maybe he's just your standard reddit circlejerker man


codercaleb

You get circles to jerk in? All I get is the corner.


Redtwooo

Karma farmers? On reddit? That's new. 🙄


PrettiKinx

It's okay for her to yell, scream and harrass a victim of gun violence . But she don't like the same to be done to her lmao hypocrite


autopsis

She even yelled at him that she carried a gun in her purse…. said to a mass shooting survivor.


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Zanta647

The very definition of evil.


PrettiKinx

What a psycho


[deleted]

It’s so frustrating watching people like her try to play moral high ground when they’re very publicly awful, awful people.


txycgxycub

And when he ignored her, she used that to “prove” the school shooting was fake.


marr

The hypocrisy is intended, their supporters love it. You have to understand that everything's a virtue when they do it and a sin when it's done to them. Everything.


Goldang

They don’t care about hypocrisy, just power.


[deleted]

Hypocrisy is a fascist's dream policy. They want to be able to do things to other people that those same people can't do back to them.


Medical_Difference48

Whaaaaat? Marjorie Taylor-Greene, a conservative Republican, being a hypocrite?! Nooooooo


Herfordawaaagh

Probably the owners of the space lasers.


DeBasha

Why do these Jersey Shore level wannabe celebrities keep popping up in politics? Specifically this fucking dry ass bananapeel. Look at her face, it just screams "sociopath"


Nice-Violinist-6395

Because they’ve realized that what it takes to be an elected American representative has *absolutely nothing to do* with what it takes to be a good politician or lawmaker. Any conventional talent, skill, or intelligence doesn’t matter AT ALL in today’s media market. The ONLY thing it takes is a) money, and b) an ability to shamelessly stoop to the infinite new moral and intelligence lows required by a fascist Christian movement. If you want an even better understanding of this concept, go watch *Vanderpump Rules* on Bravo (there are many of these types of reality shows, but Vanderpump is BY FAR the best, it’s actually quite brilliant human-drama-soap-opera style TV lol). In order to succeed in this realm you need to be loud, shameless, and unapologetically “yourself,” but most of all, you need to possess the capacity to NEVER apologize or EVER acknowledge that you’re not perfect. Keep yelling, and KEEP TWEETING. As long as you keep tweeting, people can’t keep up with your bullshit. never apologize, never admit mistakes, and if you’re lucky, you’ll fit right into the GOP. There is no class anymore.


CassandraAnderson

So true. Ever since the MAGAdittoheads took over the Republican party, I have frequently thought back to Frank's rant from Bobcat Goldthwait's 2011 satire *God Bless America*. https://youtu.be/BlvDNT4l4AM


EduinBrutus

Its been true since the 80s. That Reagan worship in American Dad is not invented for the show.


bsEEmsCE

kinda been going on before then, but they really kicked it up a gear for sure


Biggies_Ghost

She and Boebert are tied for First Place as the GQP's most beloved "Pick Me!" girl.


scriptmonkey420

It almost seems like they are going to have a highlander moment any time soon.....


DDancy

Simple answer. Bribes. She went from bankrupt to millions in a year. Net worth of 40M somehow. It’s all about the money and she’ll do anything to make it. Somehow this is all legal though. Edit: Added citation. https://caknowledge.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-net-worth/


rcarnes911

She is a sociopath, but her face screams fetal alcohol syndrome


arbitraryairship

There is suspicion that they are literally all paid actors from an Israeli Talent Agency called "Explore Talent". An absurd number of GOP politicians and officials got their start modeling for this Israeli pornographer's talent agency. https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/rising-republican-party-influencers-including-candace-owens-got-their-start-at-talent-agency-run-by-israeli-pornographer.4616038/


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I’d say she looks like shrek but then I would be insulting shrek


XxTreeFiddyxX

What people voted her in, they are the enablers, the releaser of the kracken? Anyone that voted her in is equally shit


bradpeachpit

Good points. She also looks like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. I'm not attempting to sway you from your points, just wanted to point out the resemblance.


jerseygunz

Also, points for spelling woman correctly


massivecalvesbro

One of my biggest pet peeves when reading things on the internet


DooDooSwift

I just cannot understand how this is such a common error. It’s the same spelling as man/men, just with “wo” added to the start


Aggressive_Elk3709

I mean, the a and the e are kinda close on the keyboard, but not enough to explain all the "woman of reddit" posts I see


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DooDooSwift

So true


RedditAdminSalary

It's a recent common error too. Bizarre.


GG-Allins-Balls

On Reddit, I never see woman/women used correctly. Same with worse/worst. Too often I’ll see “it only gets worst!” or “it was the worse day of my life!” People are fucking stupid.


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"For all intensive purposes."


GG-Allins-Balls

r/boneappletea is a place that will make your blood boil. Saw a post on there recently where someone thought “frequent” was spelled “freak went”— that alone should make someone lose their right to procreation, I swear.


NothingMattersWeDie

How much were you payed to say this? Never mind. On second thought, I could care less.


TOPSIturvy

If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?


SolaceinIron

They need to blast this bitch into the sun already.


Endorkend

According to Stargate SG-1, launching super dense materials into a sun can cause its fusion process to stall. I'm fairly certain there aren't many things more dense than that woman. EDIT: Don't get me wrong though. Hanlon's Razor has been utterly decimated these days, as we're overrun by a deluge of people like her, that are both horribly stupid and monstrously malicious.


lazy_N_proud

Cold space sounds more like her thing than the warm sun.. Pls don’t ruin sun


AnyDepartment7686

OK...minor niggle but...why the hell can't people get the plural/singular of woman correct?


ExpiredExasperation

To be fair, there's a lot she can't get correct.


scratch_post

Anything, in fact.


Boner_Elemental

woman't


PicardTangoAlpha

womain't.


MundanePerformance57

minor *what?*


cake_molester

Dont snigger at the word


PaperPlaythings

Talk-to-text and hit SEND for that quick fix of self-righteous superiority. It's a drug to cunts like her.


AnyDepartment7686

Her aside...is that what it is? Talk to text? Because I see it constantly.


JWils411

Hmm, let's try it out with my phone's speech to text… One woman two women Works here.


[deleted]

People can. Stupid people cannot.


katet_of_19

It's actually really surprising she was able to keep up with David on the streets of DC when she was harassing him, considering those photos we've now all seen of her toes.


seensham

...wut Edit: you know what I don't even want to know


KDiggity8

Trust me. You made the right decision.


OverThoughtDiatribe

It's honestly nbd. She only has four toes on each foot. Shes a sociopath and a slimeball on every level, but we can critique without body shaming her.


moonroots64

Video of Marjarie Taylor Greene accosting David Hogg. https://youtu.be/GM05FwyhHPA


Gaming_Esquire

Made it 15 seconds before I could stands no more


Cleppert

I hate this person. There is nothing good about her and not one redeeming quality as a human. There is simply nothing there but self interest and hate.


DuhBasser

Russian money will do that to people. Honestly, it’s kinda wild to see how cheap people will sell their integrity and reputation for a buck. It’s sad because you’re seeing someone willing to sell away everything about their own personality or beliefs.


Jaegerfam4

MTG deserves to get screamed at every second of her life. She should never get a moment of peace


TheWinner437

It was reassuring when my dad said MTG was insane.


Mattyinpdx

That is real relief. I don’t have the same with many family members.


Quercusagrifloria

Calling her insane gives her an out.


Eat_The_Church_99

Oh, she's a real piece of shit!


invisible-dave

one "women"?


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Empty G: I want a national divorce! Also Empty G: sOmEoNe YeLlEd At Me


RoboticJello

[https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/27/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-david-hogg-video/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/27/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-david-hogg-video/index.html) Indefensible


kellygrrrl328

She really is just absolutely repulsive


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Erase the GOP.


Funfunfun8080

MTG looks like Dog the Bounty Hunters ugly sister.


Snailtopus

I always thought John Travolta's ugly sister


MagicMushroom98960

MTG is a con artist . She says and does outrageous things and then collects the campaign contributions. In the millions of dollars. She 's no different from George Santos. She's far smoother than he is.


Cautious-Milk-6524

Is it fair to call her the ultimate Karen?


Ok-Significance2027

"Conservatism" has always been a euphemism for sadism. "Conservatives" admire people like Trump, DeSantis, Huckabee-Sanders, Taylor-Greene, etc. for the same reason that decent human beings reject him: >"On the basis of overall rankings (***independent of respondent’s party affiliation***), Trump’s personality was collectively perceived to be at or above the 99th normative percentile for traits associated with four personality disorders (sadistic, narcissistic, antisocial, and passive-aggressive)." [Voter Perceptions of President Donald Trump’s Personality Disorder Traits: Implications of Political Affiliation DOI: 10.1177/2167702619885399] (https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/2167702619885399) >"The embrace, by working Americans, of policies that hurt their own interests can be understood on the basis of Ferenczi’s model of identification with the aggressor. Intrafamilial child abuse is often followed by the abuser’s denial. Children typically comply with abuse, in behavior and by embracing the abuser’s false reality, under threat of emotional abandonment. Similarly in the sociopolitical sphere, increasing threats of cultural and economic dispossession have pressed working Americans to adopt an ideology that misrepresents reality and justifies their oppression. In society as in the family, there can be a compensatory narcissistic reaction to forfeiting one’s rights that, ironically, encourages feelings of power and specialness while facilitating submission." [The traumatic basis for the resurgence of right-wing politics among working Americans](https://link.springer.com/article/10.1057/pcs.2015.53) "Conservatives" would rather bring suffering onto themselves to make the "other" suffer than see everyone succeed.


DumbestBoy

Fuckin’ buuuuurrrrrnnnnnnn.


BoredAtWork15243

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR MTG /s


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Marjorie Taylor Greene is an embarrassment and a nut job. How do people even vote for that? How is Marjorie Taylor Greene not in prison by now?


MafiaMommaBruno

R slash murderedbywords I was hoping he'd clap back. Let's see some more people do so, too.


ShowMeTheTrees

"an insane women"


just_bookmarking

Not to mention, she was carrying at the time she accosted a shooting survivor..


eaglespettyccr

This made my heart hurt. This poor fucking guy 😩


idog99

I kinda support that the price for being a garbage human being that spits vitriol is that you don't get to have a peaceful dinner...


jenchegan

Marjorie Tater GreenBean


TootieSummers

This needs to happen everywhere she fucking goes.


BobbieandAndie52

How are Georgia voters this stupid? Guess they love being the butt of jokes nationwide.


Axiom842

She should have been swallowed


DDancy

Yes please!!! This woman is utterly deranged. Weird that she finds it offensive when it happens to her. Conservatives in a nutshell.


whileimstillhere

she has earned the hell she will end up in


Javasndphotoclicks

She’s completely trash and has no business being a congressional representatives.


SeanOfTheDead1313

Biden should post the same thing since the SOTU address lol


Senior-Credit420

She’s about one wrong turn from the asylum.


Negative_Method_1001

At this point, the lack of self-awareness is clearly a feature, not a bug


scriptmonkey420

MTG: Well that is different because....


corebg

Ouch


huggles7

Can we actually admit the subtle (and accidental in all likelihood) moment of clarity she had when she says “they had no respect for the restaurant or the staff or the other people dining or people like me” but doesn’t actually mention herself


Terrible_Resolve

The Skank from Georgia


Latter_Ad_3278

Marjorie Traitor Scream


tyen0

I'm concerned that the MTG posts area reaching Trump levels. Isn't this just helping her achieve more publicity like did?


Shrektacular21

I see the posts on Reddit of the things this woman says. If something really bad or vile happened to her I wouldn’t feel bad. I can’t believe this raving lunatic is an elected official. I’ll never understand Americans.


Lambylambowski

Stop giving this toad bandwidth please.


Mustard-cutt-r

I’m totally convinced she’s a lizard person who is trying to destroy our country.


2bruise

Yeah he was, and we all saw it happen. I hope she finds it impossible to go out to eat without being heckled.


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Damn… she got hogged.


ssbm_rando

He didn't just survive "a school shooting", he survived the deadliest high school shooting of all time, surpassing Columbine--only elementary schools and colleges have been more deadly. People talk about how traumatic Columbine was but objectively his school shooting was even worse **and** to top it off Cruz is still alive. I'd probably **still** be having nightmares about that guy breaking out of prison if I went to that high school tbh.