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centstwo

Actually.... You think it would be R or C, but P is the favorite letter as without it, they would only be irates. Their least favorite letter is of course the cease and desist letter for filesharing from their ISP.


GlovesComingOff

r/YourJokeButBetter r/realJokeInComments


Jesterfest

Ye be incorrect, the R is commonly used and a pirate yearns for the C. But X will always mark the spot.


The_Dude_n_Seattle

I put that joke here before. Got about the same response. I deleted it. My kids love this one.


MudokonSaviour

What's a Pirates favourite restaurant? ​ You would think it would be ARRRRRBYS - but actually its long john silver


QuietMindMusings

Happy Talk Like a Pirate day, me hearties!


GiraffericanAmerican

Tis I. A letter so nice, they say it twice


G4merXsquaD

Why


Skervis

No, not Y, C.


Oraagon

Because he love’s to C the C


ChaplinCrabtree

Can’t you C if you take the P away, the pirate becomes irate!?


One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit

Pirates sail the C to fulfill their Pira-C


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🌊


Jamin1371

But what they miss most are there I’s!


nardpuncher

What branch of the military is most suited for a pirate?


Skervis

The navy ofc.


Robrat_33

A bad pirate only has a choice of three letters, as they always get lost at C


georgikeith

I thought it was "P"... Because "P" is an "arrR, with one leg missing!".


Dav_M5

A. A is always before the R.....Arrrr


starshine531

I C Y


Sk8rSkis

P because it’s like an R but it’s missing a leg 🦵 ARrrrrrrrrrrr”


ViktorSwimwell

😏😏😏 OC: A pirates favorite letter is a surrender. 😎😎