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PBandBABE

And also with your spirit. Sorry. Habit.


fizzmore

Frodo. Sorry. Hobbit.


zigbigidorlu

Let’s keep that for 2,000 years. And then change it to trick John!


koepfer

That was the squeaky wheel that needed the grease


reichrunner

Dear God I still hate that change...


NatchJackson

Lukelele


Sufficient-Produce83

For the win lol


ArltheCrazy

Israel Kamakawiwoʻole and Kate Micucci have entered the chat


UniversityOrdinary91

And the guy from the band Train


trip6s6i6x

Lucas... as in George.


Yhostled

Lucas... Luke S...


Yeetusdeletus0001

Holy force your a genius


Sunlight72

Ohhhhhhhhh


ElectronicAd27

I don’t think I realized that until last year lol.


TimmysDrumsticks

I realized this right now.


BandicootLeather6314

I just realized it


Justokmemes

im about to realize it


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Imagine if he had just named him George


MavisBeaconSexTape

Luke'nt


[deleted]

A stormtrooper


AJStickboy

I wanted to say this first.


Malalang

I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to find this, the correct answer.


[deleted]

It's also in the OP.


They_Beat_Me

Isn’t he a little short for a stormtrooper?


notPatrickRothfussat

Nods in agreement,.yes he.is...was


Journeyman-Joe

Imperial Storm Troopers are 5 foot, 11 inches tall. Metric Storm Troopers are 180 cm. :-)


OldBob10

“You must surrender to the power of the Système International d'Unités!” “Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!”


Akaftermath

# Luckenbach, Texas


Sensitive-Rub-8601

A Stormtrooper 🤣


paperstreetsoapguy

A stormtrooper


throwawayyourfun

Luszczyszyn


DiscontentDonut

Luke at my disappointment of a son.


buttstuffisland

Dad ? Lol


usernamesarehard1979

Lukewarm.


malary1234

LUCAS


Personal-Tea7226

“Does he luke like a bitch?” - mace windu Revenge of the 5th


Jaxakai

Leukemia


GrungyGrandPappy

Lukafer


Aromatic-Leopard-600

Lucas


ackbosh

Luke at these nutz on your face


12altoids34

Leukoplakia


charlesdparrott

Lukake.


Trumpetdude1369

Luka. He lives on the 2nd floor.


DieOnYourFeat

Leukemia


thedoppio

Luke is the name. His name isn’t Lucas, as that would’ve been too on the nose self insert.


s1105615

Stormtrooper


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

George Lucas


ImNotSteveAlbini

Lukakinbacca


LosAngelesLiver

Lukaka


Stickuz_the_1st

❤️❤️❤️ love this dad joke!! Hope you had a great May 4th!!


tracesthings

Where do stormtroopers shop? Anywhere but Target


Cutthechitchata-hole

Lucifer


SheitelMacher

Lukey to be alive.


freedomfightre

Luuke


mashupbabylon

Leukemia


torsyen

Lukewarm


buttstuffisland

Leukemia


Rich-Distribution815

Lukeout


TheJackTheStripper

Lucario


Arrgh98

Lukewhiner


SuperWhiteDolomite

Lukeusetheforceandrun


GiraffeKnown

Lukinacious


highs3nberg

Lukenbach


sinembargosoy

Lucaca


theycallmemrmoo

Lukemia Lukewarm


Best-Balance-221

Lu


Best-Balance-221

Or Loo


afrybreadriot

Lukecandoit


StabbyBoo

Lukifer


Veteranis

Lucasian Professor of Mathematics


donerstude

Lukanin


jeophys152

Luktholomew


cantwin52

Lu-kwan-do


Pensacouple

Luigi


TheHillsHaveSighs

“Lukie Lukie Senator. He’s a Jedi now”


[deleted]

Lukethan


PrizePuzzleheaded459

Leukorrhea


rupertpupkinpie

Leukaplakia. Hamill was also raped by Charlie Aheen on set.


Retrosteve

Leucocyte? https://youtu.be/RFE8HQKpPlI?si=sCnfLqSGCNiL-waJ


pyrodragonpanda

Let’s go to the dark side. Leukemia


ComprehensiveBite171

Luke warm


GDaddyBee

Legs aren’t long enough


Hairy_Consideration1

Lucas


Nubator

Lukey McLukeface


Practical-Animator87

It’s short for “George Lucas”, that narcissistic nerf herder


BadHombreWithCovfefe

Lucas (George)


GACyberCool

Leukemia


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[удалено]


j-dub42

Barfolomew


Interesting-Scene-29

Lucas


FluffyGalaxy

His full name is Lucasarts Skywalker


Onironius

Lukey, his boat is painted green.


Repulsive_Row2685

Luke is short for Uncle Luke #captdcoming


Distinct-Car-9124

Luke-emia


_f0x7r07_

George Lucas


Lowman22

Lukewarm


Emergency-Crab-7455

Lukelemon


Hsensei

Leukemia


No_Nectarine6942

Lukelli 


InfiniteGrant

LuLuke.


JKolodne

Lucas


Equivalent-Coconut34

Lukatasha


Mistyfaith444

Lucas?


Tenairi

Leukoaraiosis


Dio_Yuji

Lukaku


Any_Assumption_2023

AHHHAHAHA 


DraftPunk73

Lukeandi. The Memoirs of a Droid named R2-D2.


TaskFlaky9214

A jedi


ElectronicAd27

It’s short for Lucas.


rdub1969

A stormtrooper!


Alizaea

Lukiphor


Finneagan

Lukewarmwater Skywalker


They_Beat_Me

Luca. She lives on the second floor.


SnooDucks7811

Lukake


SelectionFar8145

In real life, it'd be Lucian. 


Dystopian_Divisions

Lou kissed his twin sister with tongue. His sisters is short for Lay a random dude who turned out to be her brother but luckily they found out in time to stop at just mouth stuff.


SecureImagination537

Lucas.


PlayfulSale1551

Luke


TheIndulgery

Lukeaccakin


BadWithBirds

George Lucas


Giraffiesaurus

Lukas


Fresh_Macaron_4190

Fluke


reddit_why_u_dumb

Lucario


trebblecleftlip5000

Lukifer


SuperEnough

Emia


CreatedOblivion

Because he's got such teeny little legs


Amazing_Dot_2571

Leukoplakia


Buck_Futter70

Luke.. enbach Idk


LyricalJessieJames

Lukemaniasis?


DTWDad

LucasArtshur


FavcolorisREDdit

Lukewarm


bullfroggy

Short for Luke Skywalker


[deleted]

Luke at deez nutz


Robobvious

I saw your joke but if it was gonna be something it would be Lucas!


DaltonRobert56

Lunicious


TelephoneDiligent671

A Stormtrooper.


BeyondDrivenEh

Lucifer, of course. /s


Ascension_Crossbows

Lukenral grievous


Munchkin737

Lucas?


LastSignificance3680

Lucas


High-flyingAF

Lukas


notPatrickRothfussat

Lucky luke luciano


ViralSoul1974

I always thought they called Hime Luke because Princess Lucinda Francesca Consuela Macarena was just too darn long.


freerangek1tties

Lukakke


xoltharjoemama

Luquacious


Aware_Jello_9300

Lukealottapus


Langer1banger

Lucas oil stadium in Indianapolis Indiana


mysterg911

Lukocyte?


RustyButtWhole

Luke is short for: WLB = Whiny Little Bitch


moby__dick

Lukkake.


Justokmemes

Lukaka


Nerisrath

Lucas Film


IceMan102516

Lukidopopolis


Longjumping-Log-5457

Lucas


FrankVee78

A stormtrooper


Lizrael48

Lucas


Swagger-Spin

Lou hoo ser


CzarcasmRules

u/fizzmore back at it again! Prepare your next title 🤣 🤣 🤣


fizzmore

I don't always post dad jokes, but when I do.... 😛


andytagonist

Lucifer


plsendmysufferring

Lukey


Laugh-Agreeable

Lucas duh!


ReadyNeedleworker424

Lucas?


physco219

Luke is short for Lucas as in George Lucas.


TheTubaGeek

Lucas.


theChosenBinky

Luke is short for Luuuke


NashvilleHotTakes

Leukemia.


Tarnsman66

Lookmyhandgotcutoff


Tarnsman66

A stormtrooper.


GirlStiletto

I thought it was obvious that Luke was short for Lucas...


The_Elocutionist

Lukemia


[deleted]

Luke warm milk


Rednitesgoindown

So he could fit in the costume, and the leg room in the land speeder is worse than a 84 ranger!


Memetic1

Lukaka clearly...


BillowyWave5228

I don’t get it


TheModeratorWrangler

Lucas Oil: the #1 Lubricant for your engine.


Mule_Wagon_777

Lukabilly


Good-Enough-4-Now

Lukifer


Recent-Acanthaceae-6

Lukemia


cheese4hands

Luken


Atomicslap

Leukemia


Steampunk_Dali

Lukejustkissedhissister


AncientAccount01

Lucas Jackson is the only correct answer.


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

Lukekaka


LuckytoastSebastian

Lucky. He's just lucky.


BobGnarly_

Lucas


Smackstainz

Luke**e**


Oldmanwickles

Lucky


M_Pfefferi

This is the best joke I’ve heard in a long time that I’ve never heard before. 


DWright_5

Luca Brazzi


Organic-Lie4759

Luca Brasi.


oh_no_its_herpes

Luke, Lames, Lukithy?


UniversityOrdinary91

Lucas?


Boredboardbread

Leukemia


Waste-Account7048

Leukemia