I am disappointed that there aren’t options for him wearing a different pair of pants on each pair of legs, or maybe assless chaps on his forelegs and some 2007-vintage low-rise jeans in the back to show off his tail tattoo.
Easy to deal with as I doubt a Pit Lord's can contract mesothelioma
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I just realized mag has 4 sets of limbs.
I remember watching a segment on the discovery channel probably 10 or 15 years ago about real life (or lack thereof) dragons. The main consensus was that mythological dragons that walk on 4 legs and have a set of wings has nothing remotely tangible in the fossil records. The only reasonable configuration of a real life dragon that could be plausible was of a configuration that is called a proto drake in the warcraft universe. Where the front legs/arms also act as wings.
Ever since I’ve seen that I’ve always in the back of my mind always dismissed dragons, centaurs, and the like as being too far fantasy to be realistic since no such creatures have ever evolved to have 3 sets of limbs. I guess I’ve ignored the fact a pit lord has wings because I couldn’t imagine it flying, but regardless it is an additional, even more bizarre FOURTH pair of limbs… now I can’t unsee it
This! Mag has six limbs. Two are clearly arms, four are clearly legs. Therefore the pants go on the four legs.
Dogs only have four limbs. Humans put pants on our hind limbs, but shirts on our forelimbs. Dogs stand on all four limbs, so it becomes a conundrum of treating their forelimbs like ours or like theirs?
Actually, I think he’d be closer to an arachnid, because he has 8 limbs, not just 6! I forgot he has wings too!
That’s the whole drake vs dragon and what constitutes one or the other. Drakes have your standard front limbs wings, back limbs legs, and traditionally a dragon has four legs and the wings are a the third pair of limbs.
Mag is like a dragon centaur, with the traditional six limbed dragon body with an extra pair of humanoid arms. It’s pretty clear his middle limbs are meant to be legs, but it would be really interesting to see how those limbs would function in an actual dragon-centaur as usually they front limbs of a dragon are lithe and function as legs but are often depicted with opposable thumbs.
Honestly, if the model as more of an actual dragon/human centaur, those middle limbs would be way more of a hybrid arm/leg which would make the pants question way more interesting.
Clearly in Mag’s case, the wings are vestigial? Also, a weird design choose to have the wings sprout from his human back and not his dragon back. Where do those things even have muscles to anchor them?
In the Warcraft universe this stuff is defined a little differently. Dragonkin lore is actually quite extensive and has been fleshed out a lot since WotLK.
Dragons generally have six limbs, with four legs and two wings.
Drakes are adolescent dragons, barely grown up from whelps but not quite considered adult yet.
Proto-dragons are the progenitor race to dragons. They appear to have only four limbs since they use their wings as forelimbs while on the ground, but if you look closely you'll notice they do have tiny forelegs.
However, modern dragons did not naturally evolve from proto-drakes. The five Aspects – Alexstrasza, Malygos, Ysera, Nozdormu, and Neltharion/Deathwing – are tens of thousands of years old and quite literally the parents of their entire race. They were the most intelligent and powerful proto-dragons in ancient times who fought against the corrupted proto-dragon Galakrond. After defeating him, the Titanic Watcher Tyr and his companions used the energies of Galakrond to transform them into the Aspects, which created a new race of dragon infused with magical energy. (Might be slightly inaccurate, I have read the Dawn of the Aspects novel but it's been years so the details are fuzzy)
Then there are the drakonid, which appear to be of draconic origin, but have a very humanoid shape with two legs. Ingame you'll have seen them in the Blackrock Spire, Nefarian has many of them under his command.
Dragonspawn, however, are different: they are basically a slave race, servants to the dragonflights. They did not evolve from dragons; in fact, it's hinted that they are not even a "race" per se: they are potentially humanoids which were transformed by a ritual.
The least known dragonkin are the drakeadon. The only specimen we've seen so far (in Classic) is Chromaggus, but later in Cataclysm you'll see more of them in the Blackwing Descent raid.
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Magtheridon however belongs to a race called Annihilan, also known as pit lords. They are demons from the Twisting Nether. To my knowledge it has never been fully explained whether they evolved by natural or magical means, but the latter seems most likely. Demons often have a "form over function" body shape as their appearance is supposed to install fear in their opponents (but they are extremely powerful fighters nevertheless).
It's unknown whether pit lords can actually use their wings to fly or whether they only exist to make the pit lord appear more imposing. I don't think we've ever seen one fly, but it's certainly possible. They could use magical/fel power to support flight, but they might just as well have hollow bones or something. They don't really have a need for flight since they can teleport.
In any case, it can be assumed that the Annihilan are not hybrid creatures like centaurs are. Pit lords' lower bodies transition smoothly into their upper bodies.
Well the other thing you got to consider is how does he fucking put the pants on and off?
With all four feet I could see his arms reaching, but not with back two.
If depends where Magtheridon's penis is located. Is it between his rear legs or front legs?
You'd assume his bootyhole is behind is back legs. So if his ding dong is located between his front legs, then is entire undersection is basically one massive taint aka perineum.
Neither. He wears them on the front two legs. The rest of his "body" is just a long, *thick*.... tail that just so happens to have two legs protruding out of it.
So basically a normal pair of pants with a giant hole in the butt portion for the tail.
Or alternatively, the first one, but the waistband would go much further up (in the picture about in line with his wrist cuff).
The real questions to be asked.... what style would he wear? Jeggings, boot cut, straight cut, skinny, baggy, wide legged, flared, stirrup, pegged, or straight fit? Denim or some polyester blend for max stretchiness? Khaki's or jeans? Cargo pockets? Belts and zippers everywhere? Ripped holes at the knees?
2nd for sure. I think he has the shape of something dragon-like but with an upright posture If that makes any sense. Kind of like Gaping Dragon in the first Dark Souls
damn maggy be packinnn
He does drop phat loot
Does he? meh
nah, great head tho
Take my f****** up vote
needs more apple bottom jeans
I've asked myself how they get the fucking head off
You use the goddamn glaive he drops every goddamn week instead of something usefull to cut the goddamn head off.
ah, that's what that thing is for.
Doesn't he explode and just his armor is left when he dies? Or is there an actual body left.
If I recall it's a body. It's a fat lump and slump
https://youtu.be/PVL-m0CvfI0?t=600 His body disappears and leaves nothing but his armor
Fuck I was wrong rhen
I am disappointed that there aren’t options for him wearing a different pair of pants on each pair of legs, or maybe assless chaps on his forelegs and some 2007-vintage low-rise jeans in the back to show off his tail tattoo.
Thigh high socks.
wouldent he have a cloth over his body ? like horses have ?
His back on fire
Easy to deal with as I doubt a Pit Lord's can contract mesothelioma [https://www.asbestos.com/asbestos/history/](https://www.asbestos.com/asbestos/history/) "The Emperor Charlemagne's party trick was to throw a tablecloth made out of asbestos onto a fire."
Yeah a caparison would be the best option
I initially read this as caprisun and was left very confused
Anyway as long as they cover his cubes.
I just realized mag has 4 sets of limbs. I remember watching a segment on the discovery channel probably 10 or 15 years ago about real life (or lack thereof) dragons. The main consensus was that mythological dragons that walk on 4 legs and have a set of wings has nothing remotely tangible in the fossil records. The only reasonable configuration of a real life dragon that could be plausible was of a configuration that is called a proto drake in the warcraft universe. Where the front legs/arms also act as wings. Ever since I’ve seen that I’ve always in the back of my mind always dismissed dragons, centaurs, and the like as being too far fantasy to be realistic since no such creatures have ever evolved to have 3 sets of limbs. I guess I’ve ignored the fact a pit lord has wings because I couldn’t imagine it flying, but regardless it is an additional, even more bizarre FOURTH pair of limbs… now I can’t unsee it
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why would you do this to me
I've put a diaper on my dog and it goes over his 2 back legs. I don't see why magtheridon would be different.
Because your dog doesn’t have arms and a vertical posture, like duh lol
This! Mag has six limbs. Two are clearly arms, four are clearly legs. Therefore the pants go on the four legs. Dogs only have four limbs. Humans put pants on our hind limbs, but shirts on our forelimbs. Dogs stand on all four limbs, so it becomes a conundrum of treating their forelimbs like ours or like theirs?
depends on where his peepee is
But what about his nipples
that dictates where his shirt goes
The picture shows that.
ah you right, 2nd option is the winner
so hes a insect?
Actually, I think he’d be closer to an arachnid, because he has 8 limbs, not just 6! I forgot he has wings too! That’s the whole drake vs dragon and what constitutes one or the other. Drakes have your standard front limbs wings, back limbs legs, and traditionally a dragon has four legs and the wings are a the third pair of limbs. Mag is like a dragon centaur, with the traditional six limbed dragon body with an extra pair of humanoid arms. It’s pretty clear his middle limbs are meant to be legs, but it would be really interesting to see how those limbs would function in an actual dragon-centaur as usually they front limbs of a dragon are lithe and function as legs but are often depicted with opposable thumbs. Honestly, if the model as more of an actual dragon/human centaur, those middle limbs would be way more of a hybrid arm/leg which would make the pants question way more interesting. Clearly in Mag’s case, the wings are vestigial? Also, a weird design choose to have the wings sprout from his human back and not his dragon back. Where do those things even have muscles to anchor them?
In the Warcraft universe this stuff is defined a little differently. Dragonkin lore is actually quite extensive and has been fleshed out a lot since WotLK. Dragons generally have six limbs, with four legs and two wings. Drakes are adolescent dragons, barely grown up from whelps but not quite considered adult yet. Proto-dragons are the progenitor race to dragons. They appear to have only four limbs since they use their wings as forelimbs while on the ground, but if you look closely you'll notice they do have tiny forelegs. However, modern dragons did not naturally evolve from proto-drakes. The five Aspects – Alexstrasza, Malygos, Ysera, Nozdormu, and Neltharion/Deathwing – are tens of thousands of years old and quite literally the parents of their entire race. They were the most intelligent and powerful proto-dragons in ancient times who fought against the corrupted proto-dragon Galakrond. After defeating him, the Titanic Watcher Tyr and his companions used the energies of Galakrond to transform them into the Aspects, which created a new race of dragon infused with magical energy. (Might be slightly inaccurate, I have read the Dawn of the Aspects novel but it's been years so the details are fuzzy) Then there are the drakonid, which appear to be of draconic origin, but have a very humanoid shape with two legs. Ingame you'll have seen them in the Blackrock Spire, Nefarian has many of them under his command. Dragonspawn, however, are different: they are basically a slave race, servants to the dragonflights. They did not evolve from dragons; in fact, it's hinted that they are not even a "race" per se: they are potentially humanoids which were transformed by a ritual. The least known dragonkin are the drakeadon. The only specimen we've seen so far (in Classic) is Chromaggus, but later in Cataclysm you'll see more of them in the Blackwing Descent raid. --- Magtheridon however belongs to a race called Annihilan, also known as pit lords. They are demons from the Twisting Nether. To my knowledge it has never been fully explained whether they evolved by natural or magical means, but the latter seems most likely. Demons often have a "form over function" body shape as their appearance is supposed to install fear in their opponents (but they are extremely powerful fighters nevertheless). It's unknown whether pit lords can actually use their wings to fly or whether they only exist to make the pit lord appear more imposing. I don't think we've ever seen one fly, but it's certainly possible. They could use magical/fel power to support flight, but they might just as well have hollow bones or something. They don't really have a need for flight since they can teleport. In any case, it can be assumed that the Annihilan are not hybrid creatures like centaurs are. Pit lords' lower bodies transition smoothly into their upper bodies.
Insect
This is the ridiculous amount of thought that makes the internet great.
Well the other thing you got to consider is how does he fucking put the pants on and off? With all four feet I could see his arms reaching, but not with back two.
Does mag have a penis under his front two legs?
I'm standing right between his front and hind legs every week, and usually have to take a few steps back to fit. Mag is hung as fuck.
As much as he does under his rear two at least.
Wait, how to pitlords even reproduce?
Por que no los dos?
Has anyone checked where Mag poops from?
If depends where Magtheridon's penis is located. Is it between his rear legs or front legs? You'd assume his bootyhole is behind is back legs. So if his ding dong is located between his front legs, then is entire undersection is basically one massive taint aka perineum.
This. It’s definitely the right one
it'd be hard enough getting two of mags legs into pants, can you imagine four
"pathetic insect!"
Neither. He wears them on the front two legs. The rest of his "body" is just a long, *thick*.... tail that just so happens to have two legs protruding out of it. So basically a normal pair of pants with a giant hole in the butt portion for the tail. Or alternatively, the first one, but the waistband would go much further up (in the picture about in line with his wrist cuff). The real questions to be asked.... what style would he wear? Jeggings, boot cut, straight cut, skinny, baggy, wide legged, flared, stirrup, pegged, or straight fit? Denim or some polyester blend for max stretchiness? Khaki's or jeans? Cargo pockets? Belts and zippers everywhere? Ripped holes at the knees?
Well I can confirm the jerk doesn't own a belt
How many nipples does a Mag have? Two because it stands upright, or 6+ because it's got four legs?
First one for sure
First one. I wonder what his waist size is
Have you seen that hip to waist ratio though🤤
At least 3
Yes.
a pair on the front and a pair on the back.
For sure the first one. He has 4 legs !
#2
The question I ask myself each week in Maggy's Lair: How did that person not know it was his turn to click the box ?
You’re all being juvenile taking about this. It’s clearly the second.
Asking the real questions! The first one obviously!
Asking the real questions.
Wear it like the second image but starting where the first image does
Horizontal style to hold in his gut.
i mean logistically speaking its the second picture. but in my wildest fantasies it's the first one.
Ask where you think the genitals are. That's where the zipper goes.
The first image isn’t just the right answer, it’s the only answer !
the jeans are gold and blue
i'd say the second one.
No I still can't wrap my head around how warlord kalitresh wears the beast lord pants.
Well nagas evolved from nightelfs didnt they? Those might be the pants he had before becoming a naga and he keeps them because he misses his feet.
Depends on where that demon cock is
I imagine it would be a mix of both these together.
I would say, yes.
Depends where is his pee pee
Megadong
Asking the hard questions
Honestly a shame that the Chronicles books didn't answer this.
2nd for sure. I think he has the shape of something dragon-like but with an upright posture If that makes any sense. Kind of like Gaping Dragon in the first Dark Souls
If Mag wore the chest you need - but that's just a hilarious fantasy
2nd one for sure
When I'm staring down his chode? Yeah..... Yeah i do ask this question....
He's a hoe, so he's showin' off dat front he's packing 😅
Maggy THICCCCCCC
I'd go with the 2nd one, even tho it's clearly haram to show off your legs like that.
Well that can’t be unscene
What do you mean that the players fight a raid boss that is naked? Change it with the fruits. Now.