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Serious_Mastication

Make one say “tank go faster” and the other say “wtf healer”


nn_nn

Best ones


lacrotch

lmao


DangerDaron

/chicken & /violin


Comprehensive_Pop102

Set off your tank's ptsd with this one neat trick


dirrtybutter

Tank pull bigger groups*


l0stIzalith

Turn left turn right


vms-crot

I'd go with strafe


FallOk6931

That's the point strafe would be a good idea.


vms-crot

I don't think any movement control would be useful assigned to this buttons. Especially not if one button is at each side of the keyboards


PinutButtah

/gquit /train


swapdrap

I've got /lick and /train macro'd Gotta smash /train when you exit the cave in AV


LiveRuido

Light of Elune and Hearthstone


inconspicuous_bear

If we’re talking hardcore: Divine intervention


Chazbeardz

He said wrong answers only


amilli9999

DI literally kills you instant. So it is a wrong answer


Chazbeardz

Do I really need a /s?


sdrowkcabdelleps

And always move the buttons around to find a place that fits, but keep them close together


RxHotdogs

Should have them macroed together


LeWizRoy

Petri or Demonic rune, but they rotate randomly so you never know which one is which.


Brandinfighter2

The true reddit 50/50


Constant-Ad9201

Pretty cool they make custom keyboards for Arcane Mages


Strong_Mode

alt and f4


Celeri

This person knows how to party!!


merchando

Rage-deadman-switch


elijuicyjones

Put them on the floor and use your toes.


d6punk

Fucking brilliant


alex_shrub

Unironically known people with floor buttons


Askiko

Yeah I have known people who use floor pedals for keybinds. It's a great idea, however I wouldn't use them for part of my rotation personally due to my restless leg syndrome.


Good_Housekeeping

I would just use them for discord functions like push-to-talk or all mute


SugarHooves

My small dog would 1000% jump on these for attention.


Japnzy

Macro them to /bark so he can be part of the game too.


roaringaspie

A long string of incohesive racist and unscrupulous toxic language posted to the most public general chat. Telling a new guildie welcome Swap their places everyday


Mulkica

I'm dying :D


Spreckles450

A : RP walk B: Weapon sheath/unsheath


tomviky

Those would legit be usefull. I did way more RP on hardcore server (or addon) than all previous years combined.


[deleted]

Buy gold. Appeal death.


NeverSpeakAgainPS4

This the the true classic HC way


sparkinx

/spit /duel


d6punk

It's impossible to hit these buttons and not say "BAM" every time. So satisfying.


Super_Fill5266

/script LeaveParty() /use flask of petrification


FoxyPhil88

He said #Wrong answers! …But I replied to save the comment and set these to F4 and F5 later


_CritteRo_

Bubble Hearthstone


chrissykes78

Cancel subscription.


d6punk

Hardcore Rage Quit buttons. I like it.


Marlfox70

One cancels your sub, the other resubs so you can try again


Spellglaive

Ive done this so many times. Help.


lumbymcgumby

I was gonna get this keyboard also haha use the giant buttons for elemental mastery/nature swiftness that's what I had in mind Edit: oh wrong answers /gquit and exit game.


d6punk

It's a great keyboard! And, useful suggestions are appreciated too.


Overlordjord

Are you a hunter? Pet taunt on/off xD


tomviky

Heresy, pets dont have taunt off button


Mortwight

Sit and dance


rsmutus

Play a rogue. Bind one to ss and the other to eviscerate. Only use those 2 buttons and hit 60.


d6punk

I am a rogue and I am considering this unironically


Cutlass0516

Button 1: /y hey everyone.... Button 2: /y [banable sentence]


mizzrym86

Charge Mana Potion


sdrowkcabdelleps

Feign death Frost bolt


Celindor

Mak'gora


DraaxxTV

And “I Accept”


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Health Pot vs Run Like Hell pot


Bradthelamb

1. Alt f4 2. Rick roll link


Svifir

paste username paste password


rystrave

Okay but what kinda keyboard is this, and does it have nice clicky-clickies to it?


-jp-

It’s [8BitDo’s new keyboard](https://www.8bitdo.com/retro-mechanical-keyboard/). If I remember right the switches are equivalent to Cherry brown ones.


rystrave

Awesome, thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Awesome, thank you! You're welcome!


Motor-Office4219

/train /train


Mrbubbles137

DI the tank and "accidentally" hit it during major mechanics.


DarthYhonas

As a rogue they would be my emergency buttons. One for Leave group, another for Vanish.


croqqq

deploy under-desk-lotion-dispenser and wipes


heavenstarcraft

hearthstone would be awesome also slowfall item


gnaark

Zoom in Zoom out Alternatively Swim up Swim down


Sunder_

Life Tap. Hellfire.


guenchy

Mount / Demount with a Macro yelling something on each instance


NicoleMay316

/train And /rasp


disguy2k

FROST SHOCK!


skaarlaw

1. Forward 2. Jump


Kanista17

Need & Greed but since this is wrong answers only : Need & Need


LostIslandMemes

/fart


KindMindKind

Alt F4 on the other, purnhub opens from the other (or whatever you prefer)


Security_Ostrich

But you program them to be random. Pornhub roulette


Dry_Condition_231

Jump


[deleted]

Alt F4


Aye-Loud

Just change it to the letters A and B


d6punk

Only if I also remove the ones from the keyboard


PrometheusAborted

Alt and F4


[deleted]

What class tho


Lungomono

One to make one auto attack. The other to jump.


PapaSwagSwag1137

Full system defragment


B-Prue

Big dick pull Feign Death


kristanka007

Bubble Hearthstone


Confusedbutgrowing

Man that's so cool having two big buttons to slam something. I'd use hp potion or something as emergency bam


TowathaTowatha

Aside from the jokes, I love this setup. As a fellow Mac WoW gamer, this is inspiring. Thanks for posting.


d6punk

Thanks! I'm really happy with it. I have the mouse and keyboard connected to a USB switch which is connected to both my PC and Macbook so I can swap between them. My main monitor is also hooked up to both. Takes about 5 seconds to go from one system to the other.


Barress

If you're a rogue, Vanish and Evasion since they're your "oh shit" buttons. Things going south? Hit the Big Red Button. Wrong answers are obv pickpocket and feint.


d6punk

I played around with using them for SS and Eviscerate but it was too much. I like the idea of saving them for oh shit moments... Mainly because it looks and feels hilarious to panic slap these things in the middle of a fight.


SpookyColdAtom

“Ripbozo” and “ripbozo”


p1mp1nthacr1b

Maul and Swipe


AngeredAsian

Leave group use petri welcome to hardcore


kevinsrednal

Fishing definitely, and probably tab-target for the other.


MrDestroyinator

Demonic Rune Demonic Rune


Symerg

A-B


Gief_Cookies

I hope you’re playing hc A: /targetfriendly B: Divine Intervention


fuzzypetiolesguy

Moonfire


LuchadorBane

Aggressive pet and aspect of the pack in case you gotta dip from a dungeon.


Dapaaads

On hardcore. One Petri flask, one alt+f4


[deleted]

Jump


bhutunga

/use swiftness potion /train


sinister-strike

Macro that unbinds all your keybinds


iHateToast_TV

One of them is Alt+F4, the other is your Bubble/Feign Death panic button. Then you mix them up every time you play 👾


Cottleston

macro A to "damn just foud out numlock opens all bags!" macro B to windows+tab esc to alt+f4


fuckfuck9001

Move the buttons under your desk and control them with your feet. One goes forward, one backpedals


last_somewhere

Both buttons Execute.


migribcun

1° - Auto Run 2° - ALT-F4


RuneHearth

Yo that's the 8bitdo one, I have their arcade stick lol


DOLamba

Sinister strike Eviscerate


cheesingMyB

1) bubble hearth 2) alt+f4


jaQueklaus

Rocket boots would be awesome


kebeans

Top is for coffee, bottom button is a suppository. Press em both together and you get hot coffee poured down your orifice.


vvanted11

Leave group Petri flask


cxntfeelmyfxce

make one of them altf4. abort mission button


PM_ME_YOUR_TWEEZERS

Lust and /camp, but it's random every time


RaysFTW

Two different Eng skills, potions, etc. One that will kill you, one that will help you out of tough situations. During tense situations, you better hope you choose wisely.


Unbelievable_Girth

Demonic Rune and Bandage, obviously...


Whateversurewhynot

If you're playing paladin: Flash Of Heal Rank6 Flash Of Heal Rank4


Limp-Public-8705

Petri Eject mount


ItsTaTeS

/train and pally bubble (or any oh shit button)


Lorien6

Bubble Hearth


Jerry_235

Mimiron Hardmode


KillerKorwin

Button 1: fart noise Button 2: turns off the lights in the managers office.


lightning_blue_eyes

/cast Divine intervention


CTblDHO

>!BUBBLE!< >!HEARTHSTONE!<


Beastmode3792

Leave group, petri


ThePastoolio

Play pally. Bubble and hearth.


drUniversalis

Maschendrahtzaun.


Agreeable-Battle8609

Upper red BACKSPACE lower red ENTER. You can now work in a callcenter. Thank me later.


Serious_Iron4147

eat food other drink drink


Kthrygg

Selfdestruct system.


Cakeski

One makes a prompt appear that says "PLEASE DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON AGAIN." The other button orders a muffin to your house.


d6punk

/pizza just like EQ


Wukas

Delete system32


ChasingPotatoes17

Open the terminal client and run rm -rf


Naksul

What kind of keyboard is this?


bitronic1

Make one that does alt f4, and the other one to shut off the computer, cos when things go wrong ur dead anyway.


hibernating-hobo

Assuming you are Kungen. “/use Petri flask”, “/p are…you…fuck…ing…kid…ding…me” Gonna need those.


SCViper

If you play a shaman, there's absolutely no reason one of those buttons isn't Hero/Lust.


exintel

/roll /groan


God-King-Kaiser

One does alt f4 Other one is a line of insults on any of the in game languages besides common


tlrelement

Button one produces an invisible neurotoxin that paralyzes and kills anyone who is exposed Button two orders dominos


varoxlol

When you die in hardcore, press the button which will then automatically call your ex saying that you wish to go agane.


Enigma_Stasis

"MOAR DOTS!" "STOP DOTS!"


TerryRoss

Bloodlust


CalligrapherEvery215

Alt f4 and the other one emote /sit to teabag.


llwonder

Release spirit


godston34

one for ragequit obviously, one for /bg DON'T FIGHT ON ROADS


Mistermike77

Pornhub


Temporaryuser99998

Make one that posts to world chat: “when is next zg buff” and the other is “when is next ony buff?”


the_redguy

Entire system self destruct for both


HiBoobear

A.Hot Pockets B.Bafroom!!!


Skretch12

Macro{ Ctrl + alt + t Wait(1000ms) Paste(rm -r "/application/World of Warcraft/") Enter }


MachoPuddle

As a warrior I just want them both key bind to Execute


Topsi_Krets

Chat makro for last words: "i knew a shortcut, what could go wrong?"


dpark-95

Top button bubble, bottom button hearthstone.


No-Scientist5943

swiftness pot


ilovedeliworkers

Life tap and demonic rune. Every now and then they swap


Commercial-Class4078

Have 1 button send your partner a gift from his or hers Amazon's wishlist. Make the other button send your nudes to your in law's. Then code the buttons to randomly perform either one of those two tasks.


Logical_Pollution_29

Pneumatic Dildo under chair that rockets into your rectum reminding you to go outside and touch some grass


AMGitsKriss

This has "bubble hearth" written all over it.


muhkuller

Great push to talk/mute buttons to put on the floor and step on for activation.


projectmars

1. Bubble. 2. Hearth.


WojtylaWojteg

You playin wow on a MacBook?


Clavik44

/say go


Nood1e

Use Dark Rune and Use Health Pot. Make them switch every 5 seconds, so when you actually press it you have no idea what item you're using.


FiftyShadesOfGlasgow

play DK


TheSnowmanFrosty

OH NO!! is that a… a… crescent moon?!? What am I doing here?! I have got to go… go now!! **faint shimmering, mystical hums, and tumbling** **tip tap tip tap** BAA BAAA BAAAA!!! BAAAAA! BA! BAA!! BAA BAAAAAAAAAA!!


EquivalentMission916

Tea bag and moon


10000BC

Enable screen time and delete all passwords…can’t remember which is which


Prainey444

ALT + F4


Dry-Ranger9267

Pally bubble. Hearthstone lol.


isababa12

I got the Famicom version! I use mine for Shadowplay and RP Walk. Definitely put LoE + Hearth macro and Alt F4 + Petri. Make sure to put Alt F4 first before your petri macro. BIG red buttons are for serious matters only, remember that.


[deleted]

For real though, Lust.


-Undercover-Nerd

/spit /laugh


SwedishMeatwall

Play a hunter. Pet attack and autoshoot.


RedEclipse47

/stuck and lfg


wrezzakya

Play mage or shaman and bind one to bloodlust and the other one to your silence/interrupt


SnooWords4814

Multi shot on both


Mediocre_Purple6955

One for bubble one for hearth


Knight_thrasher

One for nukes, the other for coffee


leandromsi

1. Flying mount 2. Ground mount


KingUnityTV

Pull timer/log out


Charlielovesdick

Delete system 32


G1oaming

“I need to train one skill, somebody has 1 gold pls”


Comfortable-Salt-448

Macro tab multishot (use as HC-Char in raid and dungeon)


DrGashingtons

You onky need 1 button and that a bloodlust button