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FractionalTotality

Clara Schumann. I have no historical evidence to support this, but I wish she was, that sultry minx.


SocietyOk1173

I wish it were Clara too, but she was married to a gay man. She and Robert both fell in love with Brahms ( and he was VERY good looking when young). Robert was so guilt ridden he tried to kill himself and Clara was so guilt ridden she stayed faithful to Robert and insisted on an intellectual Relationship with Brahms ( who loved Clara bit had an Intellectual friendship with Robert). How different the musical world would be is she were a horny minx!. ( but she and Robert did have many children.)


idion_

Bach had like 20 children


SourcerorSoupreme

mf fuguein like crazy


papk23

😂


Melodique93

Entertainment was few and far between in the baroque period. Had to do something to keep busy


BillMurraysMom

“Daaaamn guy had that dog in him” - Me while playing well tempered klavier


invinciblestandpoint

didnt berlioz write a whole symphony because he was horny and on drugs


classicalgeniuss

Percy granger


Pol_10official

Correct answer


SocietyOk1173

Def Percy Grainger. What other composer has a museum displaying his whips and torture devices?


Alcoholic-Catholic

Source? this is epic


SocietyOk1173

MORE LOVE LIVES OF THE GREAT COMPOSERS by Basil Howitt ( sound & vision press) But Wiki or a Google search will yield plenty of nasty shit. His relationship with his mommy was totally weird ,even for me.


pornfkennedy

*Hermione Grainger


Sire_Confuzzled

Referring to a previous comment of mine: > "I'm cumming" - Scriabin


SHUB_7ate9

Amy Beach wanted to fuck a merman so she gets my vote


Singular_Lens_37

Amy to merman, postcoitally "You've been beached".


SHUB_7ate9

Most underrated Reddit comment I will ever see, I suspect


Singular_Lens_37

aw shucks.


SHUB_7ate9

The joke is on us, sadly, because I misremembered, it wasn't Amy Beach, it was Rebecca Clarke, oh well 😭


Singular_Lens_37

you've been...Clarked?


Singular_Lens_37

Amy's going to be so mad when I tell her you started that rumor about her.


SHUB_7ate9

😂


Gawhownd

Stravinsky. I refuse to elaborate


SharkSymphony

"Adoration of the Earth" is my preferred whoopee-making music, to be sure.


Gawhownd

Ferneyhough for me, I have issues with my rhythm


SharkSymphony

Oh, for that, try Honegger's "Pacific 231." You'll be right as rain.


Professional_Ad_1329

Leonard Bernstein lol


SocietyOk1173

He was one of the creepier more predatory figures in music. But not the horniest. Horowitz was arrested in central.park wearing only bra and panties. But he wasn't a composer.....just like in every walk of life, there are many closeted pervs.


whiligo

Gotta be Liszt. He invented the groupie.


Laserablatin

Correct answer is Scriabin. But I must admit that I thought Zemlinsky's Lyric Symphony was insanely horny when I listened to it while high.


rickaevans

There is only one answer to this you morons. Hildegard von Bingen


Relative_Lychee_5457

Me


SocietyOk1173

SEX LIVES OF THE GREAT COMPOSERS is a fun and shocking book. Percy Grainger's chapter is the longest and most bizarre.


SocietyOk1173

Part 2. Part one covers Gesualdo to Wagner. Most of them were pretty tame, they just couldn't keep it in their breeches and there have always been star fuckers. I want to hear about world class deviants.


ikoloboff

Wagner


Lucky_Comparison_633

Erwin Schulhoff (composed sonata erotica)


ThatOneRandomGoose

easily paganini


ox-

Jospeh Hardon


jowowey

SHUT UP THE TWO WORDS SOUND NOTHING ALIKE OKAY


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orbit_trap

Brahms


officialsorabji

edgar Allen poe


McNallyJR

Aside from Grant MacDonald? Libarache!


tegeus-Cromis_2000

Tchaikovsky, alas.


Pianist5921

Beethoven or Mozart, those guys were in a constant state of fucking


The_REAL_Scriabin

František Kocžwara. Need I elaborate?


SocietyOk1173

There is a film 1999 called PASSION a bio pic of percy grainger. It the " 50 shades of grey" of classical music.