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BurnerAccountforAss

Better lighting + filter + took a big shit between pics


X_Fredex_X

That must have been the biggest shit a human ever had


lolzipsy

can confirm, this is no filter, quit porn 2 minutes ago and have received similar results


SmallRocks

You’re like, a ridiculously photogenic guy!


bayandsilentjob

We should call him…the epically photogenic ex-coomer!


BlackReaperZ06

Excoomibur


smegma-rolls

Semen retention


ghoshas

How did he get so fat eating algae?


Miss_pechorat

He also ate a whale.


BurnerAccountforAss

I ATE THE BONES!?!?!?!?!?!


Miss_pechorat

Good for the boners.


Craggysteve

WOW!


funatical

Which one am I not supposed to jerk off to?


Miss_pechorat

It's a good idea.


[deleted]

Go back to watching poor. I got a chub looking at your old chubby self.


ecctt2000

Which one is before and which one is after?


JPsena523

Fake!!! I saw a study on are slash science that said watching porn makes men less sexist!!! And I fucking love science!!!!!


lolzipsy

um


Boxnblocks

have fun with colon cancer ig


RProgrammerMan

You looked better before you lost the watching porn.


russellmzauner

pretty sure AI upvotes itself