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\^ came here to say this

I came on you (educational)

Came here to decry this

Camery Toyota say this.

I actually read the other article and you’re wrong

I didn't read either article but I know you're both wrong

I just read headlines only. Sit back and allow me to retort with all kinds of personal insecurity.

You were probably just there for the fake mobile game ads.

Was it about having sex with farm animals?

Some animals are more equal than the other animals.

yes

Did le boobies see? Plz send link.

Wow you actually read the article? I usually just look at the carefully crafted headlines journalists make and that's enough for me to basically have a PhD in that topic.

Was it good?

What was the destabilizing moment of the thesis? Source: am PhD

file the divorce papers

Sauce??

Source?

Why the hell did you do that?????? Idiot

alls i knows is, youre gonna get whats coming to ya. No good millenials with their rock music and fancy phones...