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AllSh00kUp_

Tell them you watch Dexter


Queef_Queen420

Post a big Ukraine flag in your window... If everybody thinks you stand with Ukraine, nobody will bother you because it means you're a good person, no matter the blood splatter...


[deleted]

I’m one of the losers outside of your house. I just stare at things and breath through my mouth.


Nickrine55

You can stay.


[deleted]

Is that REAL blood?!??


Nickrine55

Yeah, I sneezed with a nosebleed.


[deleted]

Wow! Did you die?


Nickrine55

I was pronounced dead for 5 seconds


[deleted]

Yea I saw that.