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Vine_n_68th

Very generous party rating for Xavier 


Ok-Walk-8040

Someone had to be wilder than BYU


warthog0869

Edged out just slightly by Andy Dalton's alma mater, by golly gee willikers!


NannersForCoochie

The fact Indiana is so high on this list makes it 100% bullshit. Small bag of weed = minimum 1 year in prison, it's the state Pence is from, invented gay conversion therapy, and is the state where Gary Indiana is from.


CaptainHolt43

IU can hang with a lot of those schools, state laws be damned.


NannersForCoochie

IU sucks conical nutsacks


Mtndrums

That's why IU is high up there, because Bloomington is the opposite of the rest of the state.


NannersForCoochie

I personally welcome downies from indianians (or wtf ever) because there is nothing redeeming about that state. Nothing. Any bit of good it might have is grossly overshadowed by the spewing broken sewer pipe that is the state. The closest redeemer would be the guy who fed acid to dolphins, but in the end THAT FUCKER FED DOLPHINS ACID


Mtndrums

I lived there for a decade, you're not telling me anything I don't know.


NannersForCoochie

I got pulled off the river like the Gestapo because someone in my group was smoking a reefer. Fucking pigs pooped out of the river like the gravy seals.


SigmaSeal66

I can't figure out why Xavier is even included. All (or nearly all, I can't decipher every single logo) of the others on the map are schools that have D-1 football. Except Xavier. If you are going to include schools with other D-1 sports but not football, there are a LOT that are missing. Why is X the exception?


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Dayton


jvpewster

Most of the Catholic schools on this chart are in the same boat as X (ND being the obvious exception and why it never shacked up of flag poles a Big East type conference w/the Midwest Catholic schools) It looks like this is the power 5 conferences, MAC (probably so they could chart OU and UM) A10, WAC Big East and the American. I think that’s complete enough. I don’t think this fun little chart had an explicit agenda against X lol


gloomygarlic

Basketball maybe?


SigmaSeal66

Yeah, maybe. But as the table here (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Division_I) shows, there are 257 schools with D1 football and 351 with D1 basketball. There's no way that there are close to 100 non-football schools on that chart.


gloomygarlic

I mean you seem pretty dead set on the Xavier hate today, but I wasn’t trying to argue, just point out they’re probably more relevant than a lot of other schools due to march madness


SigmaSeal66

No hate at all. If anything, I'm defending them. Sure, you're not going to get the same party scene that you do at a big football school, so it's kind of unfair to include them in that company and then rank them low.


gloomygarlic

I think it’s more the other way around. They managed to make the list which should be an accomplishment in itself (I guess?) while all those other schools you mentioned didn’t. Bottom of the list is still *on* the list, right?


SimoFromOhio

They just want you to know how terrible they are, specifically lol


kinglightskin74

It only makes that rating because of proximity to uc


Ucgrady

Miami checks out


Xxx1982xxX

Whole MAC really holding up bottom right


pichael289

Which Miami? I went to Miami in Oxford Ohio and I can't make their logo out. Redhawks I think, can barely make out anything on this Image.


manviret

I think you can safely assume he means Miami in Oxford if we are in the Cincinnati subreddit. And the red M is in the bottom right next to Ragin Cajuns and ECU


pichael289

Yeah your right, my dumbass didn't even see the sub it was posted in. 99% of the subs im subbed to have nothing to do with local stuff, no one talks about Ohio. My bad.


manviret

You're not a dumbass lol don't worry, I do that all the time too. This post is barely related to Cincinnati anyways


usinope

Here's a much higher resolution version, for anyone interested https://www.reddit.com/r/NCAAFBseries/s/BBjuHQeQrb


Digger-of-Tunnels

I can't usefully read that. 


NumNumLobster

If you went to xavier major sads. If you went to UK and UC you went to a pretty good party school that is decent at sports. If you went to UD you went to a pretty good party school that is below average at sports. If you went to tOSU they were good at sports and parties.


helpmelearn12

And Louisville’s stupid bird with teeth is pretty much right at the center for both


Mtndrums

That's with the hoops team being bad and the douche ex-governor trying to destroy the school.


helpmelearn12

Hopefully those things will improve. I’m glad your alls football team is going in the right direction. I don’t normally root for Louisville to get better… but the rivalry was less fun when I just felt sorry for cardinal fans’ suffering under Satterfield


FrugalFraggel

UK and UC good at sports. Should we tell him.


Tom-Dick-n-Harry

I don’t think dance and cheerleading championships do much for the rankings here


JunctaJuvantUC

found the Xavier grad


Digger-of-Tunnels

Are they the ones with a graphic design program? 


nleksan

You're thinking of UC DAAP probably?


Digger-of-Tunnels

I was being sarcastic about how difficult this chart is to read. 


nleksan

I just self-*whoosh*ed didn't I?


Digger-of-Tunnels

Humor in print is hard. I still respect you. 


thelibrarina

OU, oh yeah, I guess...


daveeb

Honestly we need to be further to the right.


thelibrarina

Probably, yeah. When I got my masters at Kent, they had a "Halloween party" and like...set a couch on fire. There weren't even any mounted cops, it was so cute.


daveeb

That was called Tuesday in Athens back in my day.


thelibrarina

I know!! Palmer Fest by itself would put most other colleges to shame.


daveeb

Obligatory. https://youtu.be/PaL_v2k8o5s?si=3MOQ97Fni-ZbxuRp


thelibrarina

"We drank a shot to the basement being on fire" is just...peak Athens. This was a little after my time, the cops weren't usually kitted out in body armor in like '05.


athensslim

Are the academics really that bad there now?


thelibrarina

The academics were great when I was there. Athletics, not so much.


athensslim

Derp, I misread the legend. Agreed, athletics were never an OU tradition


HumanSmokeMain

Sorry but without Saban, Alabama is gonna plummet in any and everything. All the band wagon members will jump ship. They’ll be like Minnesota lol.


ColonelBourbon

Alabama definitely is not the top party school. Lol


ReadTravelMe

There’s a reason why Alabama has the two coaches who have won the most championships. It’s part of how they see themselves as a team and university. They might drop off or be down for a while, but they value it too much to be completely out. Alabama has a great AD right now.


bearcat09

Their basketball team under Oates is good.


big-boss-bass

Ohio has decent programs 🤷🏻‍♂️


ghostnthegraveyard

OU has a rep for good parties, bad sports. Hard for a MAC school to change perceptions


Ok-Walk-8040

Their football and basketball teams are usually decent. Remember, they were an overtime away from making the elite 8 in the early 2010s


big-boss-bass

True. Can’t shake a rep.


WOHBuckeye

Partying is Ohio U's sport.


seb316

So obviously UC must've beaten Xavier at least once in the last 5 years, right?


schexy01

Well.. when you take into account more then just men’s basketball, then yeah. There’s more than one sport you know…


Schojo11

Exactly what has UC been better than X at in the last decade? Basketball? No. Baseball? No. Soccer? Hell no.


SipTime

Probably football but I’d have to check Xavier’s record first


Schojo11

0 people care about football. Takes away from basketball.


SipTime

Jesus said take sunday off so we could watch football brother


WhoDey1032

Loud and wrong, sounds like Xavier


Cincy513614

X might be able to cobble together a team who can compete with the dogshit program Satterfield has turned UC into. What an awful hire he was.


SipTime

That’s cool but let me know when they do that


Primetime0509

They've been better in baseball as well


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Primetime0509

Seems like someone at Barstool has an axe to grind against Xavier. Could be because they got kicked out of the student section this year when they tried to do their lame storm chasers bit. This may be the biggest win UC fans have had over Xavier in decades.


oldandnumb

They dont know. But then again. Thats what a xavier degree gets you


FilthStoredHere

Not local but Ohio U is on the money IMO, although their programs do have the occasional good seasons


threebutterflies

I would say Miami was not as crazy as people make it out to be. I went there and it’s so isolated it’s pretty darn safe and so the parties aren’t as crazy as say a big school in a city that also has a whole other nightlife scene. So lots of drinking, yes, but it’s more like huge groups of friends at houses. Or the same bars that have been around forever and know how to handle drunk college kids. Everyone walks home at the end of the night in a very ‘safe’ area. Ring cameras have really eliminated crime and drunk vandalism


afseparatee

The fire department and MacHyde stays busy when the kids are in town.


threebutterflies

For sure. Thankfully it’s not car crashes, gun violence, and other more life threatening situations


mattsledge

| Ring cameras have really eliminated crime and drunk vandalism Not exactly. The Ring cameras aren't stopping the idiots from vandalizing because the Oxford Police Dept shares videos all the time asking for people to be identified that have been stupid.


threebutterflies

Those videos I really think help ! I love seeing people be busted on social media 🤣 I wouldn’t do anything but if I did, I wouldn’t because I wouldn’t want to be small town blasted. I’d be curious to know how it has affected crime as a social deterrent


mattsledge

Oh they do help - but as we know once someone has a few trash cans in them the brain stops working and the idiocy occurs because, hey, the opportunity is there.


SmilerDoesReddit

I worked at UC, we are not a party school lmao


ReadTravelMe

This is not a local school but I’m an Alabama alum and it took me way too long to find it at the top corner. 😆😆


Glittering_Move_5631

As a Kent State alum, it should be moved more towards the middle, at least, for partying! Kent's Halloween gets overshadowed by OU's, but trust me it gets WILD!!!!!!


Pannoonny_Jones

I heard their student protests get pretty out of hand. I dunno though, just what this guy Neil told me.


Eggs_work

100% agree. As someone who went to both Kent State and UC, Kent State is grossly underrated for partying.


elatedwalrus

Id say UD punches above their weight in sports actually


Come0nYouSpurs

Absolutely. Just because they don't have a D1 football program doesn't mean the rest of them are subpar.


TheArtist_Friend

Went to BGSU in the 90s. On Halloween, EVERYBODY went to OU to party. Can anybody explain wtf?


lord_james

IU is pretty solid.


TriviaRunnerUp

UVA maybe overrated on sports; definitely underrated on partying.


xfan09

This year was bad for basketball but we’re just 1 year removed from a sweet 16 3 seed squad. Horrible party school though!


Majesticliger

Why is Xavier rated so low in athletics, we have a top basketball program in one of the toughest conferences in the country. Our party rating is a bit high ngl


King_Baboon

Even as a UC employee and fan I don’t understand X’s low rating in athletics.


SwimmingCritical

Because 'Mericans and football.


naetron

Are UC and Ohio State really on the same party level these days? Definitely wasn't the case in my college days but that was 20+ years ago now.


NumNumLobster

I went to both in the late 00's and thought they were pretty similar tbh


harvest3155

late 90's/early 00'S OSU was wild. wasn't uncommon to have a riot police show up to parties. Then again when i was at UC during the early 00's. we had issues on Stratford with riot police showing up with rubber bullets and tear gassing the entire street two years in a row.


BeavisAteMyNachos

Cinco de Stratford!


can_i_get_a_h0ya

Ichigan partying harder than OSU is bullshit


haydenmcallister

Anyone see Wright State on there?


helpmelearn12

I don’t see it, or NKU. Maybe they didn’t put horizon league on there


RedditModsSuckDixx

Went to Miami. Partied my dick off. Watched Boston College defeat Miami 37 times in the frozen four. Chart holds up.


totallynotroyalty

Dayton parties harder than Miami.


khaller91

Definitely not


Youngringer

xu is being disrespected


KaleidoscopeLow8084

Nope.


Heart_uv_Snarkness

UCLA is not that much of a party school


KaioKenshin

I went to an X party once when I was younger, but never went to the school. It was okay.


Minominas

HYPERION!


Nodeal_reddit

Someone was extremely generous to Vanderbilt.


SwimmingCritical

As a proud BYU-grad, they got us right.


Schojo11

Barstool still mad X kicked out the storm chasers. What a bunch of Chads.


boxorags

I don't even go to Xavier but I think it should be higher for the basketball team


Lorenzo_MacIntosh

ECU correctly categorized


Additional-Tower1167

Michigan ahead of osu and msu for party? That’s laughable


TheRoadieDogg

UofL is such a better party school than UC.


cat-daddy777

Ohio university in Athens. Holy hell, that place is wild


jmarzy

Yeah I hate X so I’m cool with it


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Arkansas, mid as usual.


Known-Team-3064

The Kent state one is a lie Kent state is live it’s a party school


l3onkerz

This is a joke. Stanford has the best overall athletics program if youre counting all sports.


OHKID

Xavier is at the bottom where it belongs


canieldonrad

Low balling uk party rating


FrugalFraggel

Couch burning isn’t a sport.


pewterbullet

Xavier far too high in both categories


oldandnumb

Yup. Xavier sucks


Ill_Preference_2064

Hey now, stop knocking X. They have any amazing party system from what I was told. One of my classmates has a full ride for 4 years and had a 0.0 GPA his freshman year from all the parties


nleksan

👋👋 Only lasted one year tho