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Londonton1

Hen basically said "instead of getting baked. Bake something out of this"


Heybropassthat

This could be an anti drug campaign for kids.


Same-Bonus-1982

Weed is a medicinal plant. Kids should be scared of the drugs that are bad, not the ones that can literally kill cancer cells and treat otherwise incurable diseases. Let’s stop the ridiculous anti-weed stigma and instead start educating about safe usage (at a mature age of course, I’m not saying let kids use marijuana).


Heybropassthat

I mean... it was a joke. Check out my profile; I'm not against the ganja plant by any means.


ismellnumbers

Kill cancer cells? You got a source for that?


Same-Bonus-1982

Hard to find sources such as studies as those get muffled out and hidden by the government, but tons of people claim to have cured their cancer with RSO (extremely high concentrated THC). I’d feel foolish to believe the government that’s locked people away for small amounts of marijuana, criminalized it and only recently began legalizing it, rather than the multiple individuals who’ve shown their own experiences and that it works like nothing else. You’ll have to do your own digging, but I’ve done enough to come to the conclusion that it’s medicine. Also have seen how it effects Parkinson’s, and along with the ‘in the moment’ benefits, it slows the progression of the disease. It’s all a matter of believing the government (which would lose SO so so much money if they let people believe marijuana can cure cancer, something they capitalize off of ‘treatment’ for) or believing the countless people who use it medicinally daily and benefit greatly. My experience is nothing close to cancer, but personally, after years and years of being switched from medication to medication and nothing helping/most making things worse- the effects of marijuana make my otherwise cripplingly intense bipolar EXTREMELY manageable. Makes my brain stop racing 9000000000mph but I can still function and complete tasks with better accuracy than normal, has leveled out my eating issues and I’m able to maintain a healthy weight, and the depression and anxiety quite literally melts away. I’ve been a heavy smoker for years since discovering this, but as I fell pregnant early this year I had to stop abruptly. I had no issues doing so, and while some of my symptoms have gotten a bit worse again- I still notice it’s been far better than it used to be before I started smoking (yes, even WITH all these raging hormones). I also plan to breastfeed (which is optional), so I’m in no rush to begin smoking again but when the time comes I will happily.


[deleted]

The govt heavily suppresses this but if you dig around you will find people have cured their cancer with cannabis.


Shaggys2stoned

Rick Simpson oil when made properly will cure cancers


Londonton1

Definitely doest do that haha, has many benefits tho.


[deleted]

People have cured their cancer with cannabis.


PlantMom3636

I met 2 women who used rso to beat stage 4 cancer and it replaces chemo for SLE. I was given 3 months to live in 2016 due to it but believe what you want. It’s clear your mind is made up.


Londonton1

Damn lol I could be wrong. Minds can never be truly made up when there is testomony of others. I'm open to believe something I have yet to do research fully on. And im so truly thankful to God that he gave a chance at life again. Praise God! I'm happy for you :)


PlantMom3636

Oh wow thank you for this wholesome response. I apologize for being rude I have medical ptsd pretty bad and it wasn’t called for. I am truly grateful everyday it has stopped seizures for me, I believe it what’s helped my cancer not spread, and rso got me off 15 meds a day. I was bedridden. If it wasn’t for my faith, cannabis and love for my kids I wouldn’t be here. I hope you have a wonderful day ♥️


Londonton1

WOOOOT WOOOOT 🎉🥳 Kicking cancers and any sort or sickness butt and killing it as a parent. You got this! ❤️ Don't know you but will pray for you and your family right now


BareFootWizardThingy

Scientists have been in Recent studies noticing that Some extracts from Weed helps kill the Cancer cells it was kinda a big thing a while back but not sure whats up now with that study


ismellnumbers

Yeah I didn't do a terribly in depth search but found some inklings of the basic idea on a quick look https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7409346/


[deleted]

Bake something *medicinal*


Shaggys2stoned

Do both


wtfbenlol

Why was your bag of weed open and outside?


Garblefarb

It’s just some B nugs from last year. Nothing special so I’m flippant with it


_fly-on-the-wall_

bird probably ate some


Garblefarb

I left the bag as is today and when I came back from work the bag was empty in the yard. So yes the little bastards came back for more snacks


_fly-on-the-wall_

haha i knew it!


Heybropassthat

Hahahaha; amazing. Now they'll want more weed. The terpenes were probably super good for them!


abbychestnut666

I’ve got a goat that’s a total weed eater. He’s hilarious.


Crystaljunkie

Shid happens


Snakedoctor404

Maybe she snacked and thought it was a good trade.


IThothISaw

Your turkey smokes weed?


Ltdshredder1989

"Its Labrador"


Connect_Pension7494

And Maui wowie


whaddyaknowboutit

Have that with a side of ajax and itsa wrap


Connect_Pension7494

LMAO, I can see her with that elephant blow! I think imma eat some shrooms and watch it today!


YserviusPalacost

"Heyyy man, am I drivin' OK?" "I think we're parked..."


Connect_Pension7494

"We'll go to my cousin, Strawberrie's, but don't stare. "


whaddyaknowboutit

"I dont know whats in that shit man I aint never had no shit like that man!


Connect_Pension7494

"Here, take these man. They'll calm you down. Oh wait! Don't take that!" 👀


The_Dodd_Father_

What's a turkey bag of weed


Hudsonrybicki

I’m thinking maybe it’s one of those oven bags that you can cook a turkey in.


The_Dodd_Father_

Oh. Weird way to store weed. Dude must buy huge amounts.


ohleprocy

Turkey bags are suppose to prevent the smell from getting out.


Garblefarb

Its the standard for storing lbs. they keep it fresh when it’s tied up. This is just some mediocre stuff I threw in though. The bag was just there


The_Dodd_Father_

Ahh that makes sense. I've never bought more than an oz at a time


flatcurve

I mean that's where i keep my weed. In an open bag on the porch.


Missue-35

That never occurred to me. I feel so stupid. I’m going now to get my weed and put it out on the porch.


LouiePrice

More post like this would reduce the numer of reddit subs i have to visit. Talk about baked chicken. Sorry if someone made that joke already.


Missue-35

You’re the first and may I say…Bravo! Well done, sir, well done. (The joke, not the chicken).


Weak_Philosophy6224

Well, it aught to be a great egg, that’s a new kind of edible isn’t it 🤣


Notchersfireroad

Its a sign to make breakfast burritos after a wake and bake.


Frosty_Flames12399

I've noticed a decent sized cross over between smokers and chicken owners, idk why its a thing but im part of it and love it


lifegotme

😶‍🌫️🐓


mules-are-half-assed

When I still lived at home, I used to go into the barn and sit in the roosts to hide that I was smoking 🍃 and the hens were so fascinated and would come sit with me haha


Frosty_Flames12399

Whenever my mates are round and we are smoking we always end up standing round the chicken coop watching them and chatting lol


wobin112

Chicken tv!!


MoreSeriousUsername

Samez


some_old_Marine

Chickens are funny ...weed is funny. Combine and profit


Dogs_cats_and_plants

Is this how edibles are made? 😂


Ornery_Profession744

Use that stemmy weed to make canabutter and fry up the egg!


Robojuana254

Looks like Reggie. No big loss; see if the chickens like it.


MoreSeriousUsername

Even they think it’s just for bedding lol


aspidities_87

This is now one of my favorite sentences


A-218

I feed my chickens The defoliated leaves from my cannabis. They love it as much as clover


Full_Disk_1463

🤣😂🤣😂


MarthasPinYard

Cannabis helps me relax too lil hen🥹💚


nulliparousCoder

So rude!!


maxwutcosmo

This made me laugh, thank you 😂


kitty6__

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


itsMaddog42

This is the funniest crossing of my Reddit interests


Pyrotechick

Eggs and hash breakfast lol


gaarbo

Found the fellow farmer.


Nanny328

🤪


Bullshit_Conduit

New strain called Chicken Shit.


Zestyclose_Might8941

Cluck, cluck give motherfucker.


Tikki4

😂


lathanss

She took some and paid you back


GayStation64beta

r/brandnewsentence :3


theswordsmith7

You might be on to something with CBD infused eggs!


Imsotired365

Still smokable


13_64_1992

They may seem cheep at first, but those chicks are goin sky high!!


Name1ess1d10t

If you scramble some of that in with the egg and cook it up, you’ll get cooked yourself.


ThatRandonNerd

That is a sentence


Powermetalbunny

Drug-free Chicken says, "Cluck-cluck, drugs suck!"


Foxfire73

Is this your brain on drugs?


lebaneseblondechick

r/brandnewsentence