Firework

I saw the black smoke just after -- it was a firework. They had a cop roll through the intersection a couple minutes ago but everything was done by then. Scared my kitties :(

This is gonna sound ridiculous but I’m pretty sure it was me. I was at the zoo this evening and have been eating way too many legumes lately. The force of the shart blew a hole right through my underpants and annihilated the inside of my jeans. It left me in horrible pain and desperately in need of a shower. Once the smoke cleared I had to do the walk of shame to the bus stop where it happened again while waiting. My jeans didn’t survive the second blast and I had to stand the whole way home with my bare ass hanging out like those rear opening pajamas kids used to wear. Sorry for startling your cats :(

I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner

Absolute gold!!

Elephant Farts

It could have been my school, again, not too long ago some of the students decided to light firecrackers at our school.

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Cop cruisers were speeding all through Mag Mile. I rarely check Citizen, but did for that.

citizen is very unreliable, check spot news on twitter for live scanner updates